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Team Random - 'Critics Roasting On An Open Fire...'

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 5:48 AM

RELFEXIVE


New thread now. New year to come. Christmas first.


You know how there are those people who are 'offended' at having the Christian-ness of Christmas 'forced on them' just by people saying "Merry Christmas" to them?

Easy solution: tell them you're being pagan instead. The christians stole the whole festival from them, after all...

Christianity - the klepto religion!


(This comical response brought to you by Comical Responses To Stupid People Inc. If you're offended... well, you know the answer to that...)



"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
http://www.theshadowdepository.co.uk/index.htm

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 5:54 AM

JAINA


All that stuff pisses me off to no end! Especially here in this country, some schools want to ban fricking nativity plays! I loved nativity when i was a kid, and i'm not fricking christian.

And to lighten the mood... 1 hour of work to go!

- http://angel-btvs.co.uk - Firefly meets Angel meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- http://jewel-staite.net - All things Jewel!
- http://cafepress.com/dtdfirefly, http://cafepress.com/jossisms, http://cafepress.com/fireflyserenity & http://cafepress.com/dtdfirefly2- Firefly & Serenity slogans, wear them with pride!
- http://cafepress.com/cantstopsignal - Can't Stop the Signal T-shirts and more!

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 5:57 AM

N0SKILLZ


Haha, you posted teh new thread before i posted my post. oops.

and when was Christmas about Jesus? I thought it was just about spending all your money, and toy companies making "mad bank". As Napleon Dynamite would say "Gawd!"

and has anyone had someone say Happy Holidays to them? It just sounds stoopid (unless your a randomite that says it, then your ok). I'm usually just a smart ass and say Merry Christmas back to them...

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"Right Now/ Somebody's stuck in Iraq, Hoping that he gets hipped back breathing/ In a war he's not really sure the reasons/ So we show our support when the press misleads him/ Though we mourn / Remain proud / Salute the troops..."-Ryu of Fort Minor
Death is like sex in high school... If you knew how many times you missed having it you'd be paralyzed- Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me)
*Andersen AFB, Guam*

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 6:13 AM

RIVER6213


Santa Claus never died for anybody.


Enuff said.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 6:16 AM

RELFEXIVE


The way I see it, there's two pagan Christmases at work here.

There's the really old one, the original pagans, who the christians stole it from in the first place. Drinking, partying, dancing and probably alot of nakedness.

And now there's the new one, the one stolen from the christians in the last hundred years or so. Drinking, partying, dancing, and definitely lots of naked, hungry consumerism.

'Happy Holidays' is stupid. That's even more insulting, really, as it insults my intelligence.



"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
http://www.theshadowdepository.co.uk/index.htm

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 6:17 AM

RELFEXIVE


Quote:

Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Santa Claus never died for anybody.


Enuff said.



There is that.



"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 6:18 AM

N0SKILLZ


Quote:

'Happy Holidays' is stupid. That's even more insulting, really, as it insults my intelligence.

I'm in the military, so my intelligence can be insult multiple times a day, by people that make more then me. So i'm not insulted by Happy Holidays, so much as it annoys the shit outta me

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"Right Now/ Somebody's stuck in Iraq, Hoping that he gets shipped back breathing/ In a war he's not really sure the reasons/ So we show our support when the press misleads him/ Though we mourn / Remain proud / Salute the troops..."-Ryu of Fort Minor
Death is like sex in high school... If you knew how many times you missed having it you'd be paralyzed- Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me)
*Andersen AFB, Guam*

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 6:19 AM

N0SKILLZ


Quote:

Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Santa Claus never died for anybody.


Enuff said.



I think i saw him go on a murderous rampage on the Sci-Fi channel once? Doesn't that count for SOMETHING.


*is kidding*

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"Right Now/ Somebody's stuck in Iraq, Hoping that he gets shipped back breathing/ In a war he's not really sure the reasons/ So we show our support when the press misleads him/ Though we mourn / Remain proud / Salute the troops..."-Ryu of Fort Minor
Death is like sex in high school... If you knew how many times you missed having it you'd be paralyzed- Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me)
*Andersen AFB, Guam*

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 6:20 AM

RELFEXIVE


Quote:

Originally posted by N0Skillz:
Quote:

'Happy Holidays' is stupid. That's even more insulting, really, as it insults my intelligence.

I'm in the military, so my intelligence can be insult multiple times a day, by people that make more then me.


Ah.

Officers.



"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
http://www.theshadowdepository.co.uk/index.htm

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 6:21 AM

N0SKILLZ


Quote:

Originally posted by RelFexive:
Quote:

Originally posted by N0Skillz:
Quote:

'Happy Holidays' is stupid. That's even more insulting, really, as it insults my intelligence.

I'm in the military, so my intelligence can be insult multiple times a day, by people that make more then me.


Ah.

Officers.




exactly

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"Right Now/ Somebody's stuck in Iraq, Hoping that he gets shipped back breathing/ In a war he's not really sure the reasons/ So we show our support when the press misleads him/ Though we mourn / Remain proud / Salute the troops..."-Ryu of Fort Minor
Death is like sex in high school... If you knew how many times you missed having it you'd be paralyzed- Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me)
*Andersen AFB, Guam*

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 7:30 AM

SIHNON


You could just say, "Happy Chrismahannukwanzaaka!" Though you may find you are somewhat lacking in Winter Solstice and New Year's...

Right, anyways, Happy Chrismahannukwanzaaka!

Insert pithy witticism here.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 7:46 AM

2E8402


Hey, what's wrong with officers?

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 7:49 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Santa Claus never died for anybody.


Enuff said.


That's what you think.

Fat boy thinks he can sneak in to my house, he's gonna learn a valuable lesson. Ho ho ho my arse.

The guy keeps a sweatshop full of kids, sticks a couple of pointy ears on 'em and calls 'em elves, I ain't fooled lard bucket!

Keep sharpening that axe, I want it razor sharp come Christmas eve...

I can, and do, talk down to officers. They can't order me about either. I'm Civilian support staff, they speak to me nicely or they don't get their computer fixed .



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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 7:54 AM

SPINLAND


Have a cool Yule.



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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 7:55 AM

SPINLAND


Not all officers are/were snobbish a$$holes. I never was.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 8:03 AM

CITIZEN


Some are ok, lots are upper class To$$ers, I am of course talking of the British Millitary. (I technically hold the rank of Captain btw).



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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 8:06 AM

SPINLAND


There is that. A lot of American ones are right-wing Republicans, too, which is worse.

Just not all of them.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 8:10 AM

RELFEXIVE


Quote:

Originally posted by Spinland:
There is that. A lot of American ones are right-wing Republicans, too, which is worse.



*shudders*

That's just plain horrific.



In other news... okay, chapter one here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2712877/1/#1

Worth continuing, d'you think?



"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 8:10 AM

CITIZEN


Dunno how the American Military is, but the British military is very much "these are officers, you are enlisted, they are better than you."

A colleage of mine has a brother in-law who was disiplined for socialising with him, because his brother in law is enlisted, and he has a Captains rank as civilian support.

A little segragated really.



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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 8:29 AM

SERENITYPUNK


when did this become politics alley

chill people, its xmas.

Barb, your parcel came today, there was one for me, im so excited, thank you, they are all wrapped so wonderfully. I had a read of your local newspaper as well, got bored though.

So Team Randomers, is everyone free the 7th jan

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Carol
www.teamrandom.co.uk
You cannot have my beer - Jonathan Woodward
Neil Roberts has the most amazing smile ever and he gives the best kisses

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 8:32 AM

CITIZEN


What has killing Father Christmas got to do with politics? Jolly ol' saint nick needs taking down a peg or two...



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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 8:36 AM

RELFEXIVE


Yeah - "egg nog this, beardy!" *BADOOM!*

'sides, it ain't that political-y 'round here.



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"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 8:48 AM

SPINLAND


I made it political-y with my right-wing thingie. Mea Culpa, I'll withdraw the dig.

What's on Jan 7th?

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 8:51 AM

RELFEXIVE


You have a right wing thingie? *boggles*



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"SUMMER!!"
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 8:51 AM

SPINLAND


Sure do, and for a couple of quid I'll show it to ya, big boy.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 8:53 AM

RELFEXIVE


Ummm... I have no money. I am poor.

*runs away*



"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 8:55 AM

CITIZEN


Uhuh, twas but a joke.



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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 9:02 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


*walks into the new thread.*

Quote:

Spinland wrote:

Sure do, and for a couple of quid I'll show it to ya, big boy.



0.0

Oops.. Sorry! Wrong thread. *Walks back to the door and heads outside.*

*There's a 10 second pause. The sound of hurried footsteps approach. The door opens once more, and CosmicFugitive emerges from the other side...*

Hang on a meenit! Aye, this the right thread... I thought I was going off my head there.. *Looks at the ceiling rather ominously.*

Ahem.. Hi Randomites!

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 9:06 AM

RELFEXIVE


You can be forgiven for being mistaken. We're all jus' livin' up to the random name, I spose


Back later!



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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 9:12 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


Keeping it random:

*Opens a door to be presented with a room full of people training for combat..*

Always wanted to do that..


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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 9:35 AM

CITIZEN


Only I may open the door!



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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 10:07 AM

SIMONWHO


When is a door not a door?

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 10:19 AM

CITIZEN


When it's a Jar.

Or when its a cunning and clever trap designed to lure santa in to the room of evil.



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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 10:57 AM

TOMSIMPSONAZ


For My Liberal Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."


For My Conservative Friends:
Here's wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 11:00 AM

CITIZEN


I object to your assertion that America is great and wish you to change it to adequetly satisfying.



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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 11:00 AM

RELFEXIVE


And from the rest of us:

Here - have a drink!



"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 11:11 AM

SPINLAND


Thanks for the drink. My resolve to play nice is being tested.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 12:44 PM

THISODDFEMME


This reminds me of PvP the other day... http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20051216 ...’course most of you prolly already saw that.

So....Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Rockin Yule, Shiny Festivus, and Jolly Kwanza! *Did I say Jolly Kwanza?*

....this year I'm most lookin forward to new year...Happy New Year!!!

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 12:49 PM

RELFEXIVE


Heh. Yup

I like the one after that too



"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 1:08 PM

JAYTEE


I saw Santa the other day heading toward a pavillion at my worksite where he was going to be posing for photos with children. Maybe it's just accumulated stress but something in me just snapped and now I have to pass on the sad news that Santa is not going to be coming this Christmas. I disposed of the body under some bags of trash in a dumpster. In retrospect I don't think it was recent stress but more likely the years of pent up anger at Santa not bringing me that pony I repeatedly asked him for. I know I was good during each of those years but the stuff I got might have well been coal cuz one;it was crap and two; it wasn't a frikken pony!

Jaytee

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 3:26 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.


Wassail! Drinc Hail!

--Karel.



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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 5:37 PM

CAUSAL


Quote:

Originally posted by RelFexive:
Quote:

Originally posted by N0Skillz:
Quote:

'Happy Holidays' is stupid. That's even more insulting, really, as it insults my intelligence.

I'm in the military, so my intelligence can be insult multiple times a day, by people that make more then me.


Ah.

Officers.



Bastards....more money, sharper uniforms, more respect, and not a brain among 'em. Took the chiefs to run the Navy, not the damn O's.

Erm--no disrespecting the lot on this board that are officers...

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 5:59 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Happy Solstice.

Love one another.

Don't worry about the Fat Man -- he gets to have his own cons:
http://www.santarchy.com/


bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 11:07 PM

RELFEXIVE


Last day here for me. Work from home tomorrow. Then that's me done for the year.

No word back yet on the interview/job. They were trying to get hold of the bloke who needs to sign off on it before he went on holiday, last I heard. I guess they didn't manage to get hold of him.



Have many of you taken a look at this yet?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2712877/1/#1
I only ask cos I want to know if it's worth coming up with more plot for it...

Oh, okay, so I like reviews too...



"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
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Thursday, December 22, 2005 12:41 AM

SPIRITGAL


morning randomites

merry crimble to you all

*kisses and hugs all round*

-------------------------------------------------
you can't take the sky from meeee, since i found serenity...
wash tell me im pretty
were I unwed, Id take you in a manly fashion.
cause im pretty? cause your pretty...

Nathan: So....Keely....whats that short for?
Me: ummmm, nothing, that's my name.
Nathan: I want to see your birth certificate, surely it should be spelt K.E.L.L.Y....
Me: do you want a slap!?!
Carol: *snort*

Everybody needs a stalker

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 12:50 AM

RELFEXIVE


Woohoooo!!

It would be better if I wasn't at work, but, bah.

It's not like I'm doing much work, though... or indeed any. But I don't have a great deal of other things to do in the meantime, so I'm actually quite bored.

And I'm pretty much the only person on the whole X-acre site right now. There's me and two security guards. Or maybe just one of them. Not sure.



"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
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Thursday, December 22, 2005 2:03 AM

FILLYGIRL

Operative: "Its worse than you know..." Mal: "It usually is."


My God did this thread get hi-jacked

I'd like to say Merry Christmas, and if anybodys offended then, maybe I'm just old fashioned;and you should be 'forgiving' of me wishing to keep the Christ part in the holiday. I also wish people Happy Soltice, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza,any kind of Happy I can think of We need more Happy

...it's worst than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 2:14 AM

RELFEXIVE


Happy IS good, indeed.


So, anyone else come up with any Firefly-themed Cristmas jokes?



Okay, let me rephrase that: anyone else come up with any good Firefly-themed Cristmas jokes?



"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
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Thursday, December 22, 2005 2:56 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


My DVD is here!

Now to find out where to play it...



PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 3:02 AM

RELFEXIVE


Ah.

That is a problem, ain't it?



"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
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