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Firefly Quote Generator

POSTED BY: ILLUMINIX
UPDATED: Saturday, January 28, 2006 19:45
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Thursday, January 26, 2006 12:13 PM

ILLUMINIX


In case anyone is interested, here's a simple page which generates Firefly quotes. Select Firefly from the dropdown, and hit the button :)

http://cubemonkey.net/quotes

It does lots of other subjects as well I originally made it for the firefly quotes, but found it was easy to add in the other stuff. It's basically fortune-mod with a perl web front end.

Hope you like it!

-I



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Thursday, January 26, 2006 12:38 PM

GRIMJACK21502


Nice!

"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young

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Thursday, January 26, 2006 12:39 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Love it! Thanx Illuminix

U gonna be smart here Riva?!?

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Thursday, January 26, 2006 1:21 PM

RODWY


I just got a couple of my favorites, nice.

Inara: "Attack." (Mal lunges at her with sword; she sidesteps and swats him on the butt; he grunts in pain) "How did I avoid that?"
Mal: "By being fast like a freak?"


Book: "This is precision work; sharpshooters. From the look of these wounds, I'd say a 54-R sniper rifle. Laser sights."
Jayne: "Do a lot of shooting at the abbey there, Shepard?"
Book: "Rabbits."

---
Mal: Define Interesting
Wash: Oh god, Oh god, We're all gonna die?

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Thursday, January 26, 2006 2:44 PM

SAMEERTIA


I LOVE it!
Of course, I AM supposed to be working, right about now.


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Thursday, January 26, 2006 2:49 PM

OMELET


Very shiny

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

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Thursday, January 26, 2006 5:10 PM

COPILOTLEONARD


Very cool, I love how you even put the word "Bitca" in there

"Oh no what could it be? We're all going to die. Who's flying this thing? Oh right, that would be me, back to work"

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Friday, January 27, 2006 6:50 AM

ILLUMINIX


Hopefully that database will expand with future Firely releases!

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Friday, January 27, 2006 6:57 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Hmm..very fun, but I noticed several typos or misquotes.


Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/



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Friday, January 27, 2006 6:59 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


I love this! There's a good selection of Firefly/Serenity quotes here. Loved the Calvin and Hobbes quotes too. Gotta love those guys!

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Friday, January 27, 2006 7:41 AM

ILLUMINIX


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Hmm..very fun, but I noticed several typos or misquotes.



Everything is just flat text files, so if you'd like to see something corrected, it's easy enough - just email me. (my email is on the quotes page)

I can't take credit for the quotes database - it's part of the fortune-mod package, and the Firefly module was graciously put together by these guys (gals):

http://www.daughtersoftiresias.org/

They're intended to be "fortune cookie" quotes, which greet you whenever you log into a linux / unix machine via command line.

I just wrote a little cgi front-end which lets you chose the subject (normally they're just random) and display them on a web page instead :)

-I

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Friday, January 27, 2006 6:49 PM

FERT1


Love the quote generator, but you left out my favorite line from the introduction of Mrs. Reynolds.

Mal: "I don't know her!"

Jayne: [reaching out to touch her] "Can I know her?"

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 2:15 PM

ILLUMINIX


Quote:

Originally posted by Fert1:
Love the quote generator, but you left out my favorite line from the introduction of Mrs. Reynolds.

Mal: "I don't know her!"

Jayne: [reaching out to touch her] "Can I know her?"




Nope! It's in there:


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Zoe: "Captain, everyone should have a chance to congratulate you on your day
of bliss."

Mal: "There's no bliss! I don't even know this girl."

Jayne: "Then can I know her?"

Zoe: "Jayne! Don't sully this."

---

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 7:45 PM

FERT1


Okay, good. That scene must have gotten divided into 2 parts. I saw the quote that didn't include that part.

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