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The NEW "You might be a browncoat if" thread

POSTED BY: BITTERBIERCE
UPDATED: Sunday, February 19, 2006 13:32
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Sunday, February 19, 2006 1:32 PM

BITTERBIERCE


...you shoot a census taker in mid-sentence without breaking stride.

...although she only went for a routine medical checkup, you think it hilarious when you tell your siblings "Mom died of complications".

...you also don't say "hilarious" anymore. Now it's two complete words. Hi and larious.

...you're ever so slightly afraid of 90 pound girls.

...your lipstick lesbian friends are confused because they didn't even know you HAD a bunk nearby, or why you're going.

...you only eat apples with switchblades.

...the rude guy at the DMV gets something the police later report a bystander calling "a good death".

...people tell you "shut up, it's just a TV show," and you know they're right but you're still OFFENDED.

...the guy who keeps saying "brownshirts" instead of "browncoats" mysteriously dies in an ATV accident. Somehow the ATV accidentily backs over him twelve times.

...you actually feel somewhat protective of your bratty damned sister.


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