"Firefly" Spoof by thebutcher

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"Firefly" Spoof

POSTED BY: THEBUTCHER
UPDATED: Friday, January 23, 2004 11:26
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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 1:25 PM

I'm doing a Firefly spoof, like the ones in MAD Magazine, so if you have any funny names for the main characters or the way they should introduce themselves, post them!

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 2:30 PM

SHINY

Captain Badass?

RIVER
Purple elephants are flying.
MAL
Good. Thanks for the update.

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 3:16 PM

SERENITYVALLEY

Jayne should have even MORE of a girly name. Something that guys don't usually have, like Tina or Julia or something.

http://www.simple-assault.com/Firefly.htm

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 4:20 PM

WHOODAHN

Tome (Book)
Stream (River)
Simple (Simon)
Susie (Jayne)
Cleanse (Wash)
Amazon (Zoe)
Reynold Malcoms "Rey" (Malcom Reynolds "Mal")
Arani (Inara)
LeeKee (Kaylee)

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 4:30 PM

DESANGRO

Inara could be Inane, Zoe could be Zoo and Wash could be Mosh. (Hey, that rhymes!) That's all I can think of for now.

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 4:38 PM

CAITLYN

Seems to me Kaylee already told you what to call the Captain in "Shindig".

"Yes sir, Captain Tightpants"

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Thursday, January 22, 2004 10:11 AM

JAHZARA

How 'bout...

Falcolm Feynolds (I like Captain Tightpants, too)

Well, it makes me giggle.

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Thursday, January 22, 2004 12:17 PM

NITEHAWK

Quote:
Originally posted by Caitlyn:
Seems to me Kaylee already told you what to call the Captain in "Shindig".

"Yes sir, Captain Tightpants"

Damn you beat me to it. CAP'N TIGHTPANTS!!! and he has a business card with the picture from the interviews. "dodging a bullet behind my hips!"

hehehe.

*click* *click*
"You, uh, know each other?"

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Thursday, January 22, 2004 5:01 PM

LEEH

Yup, gotta be Capt. Tightpants for Mal.

Kaylee could be Kaybee, like Kaybee toys--since she's childlike. . . .

I think River should be Brook, as in babbling. . .

Can't wait to see whatyou do!

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Friday, January 23, 2004 6:13 AM

WHOODAHN

Quote:
Originally posted by WhooDahn:
Tome (Book)
Stream (River)
Simple (Simon)
Susie (Jayne)
Cleanse (Wash)
Amazon (Zoe)
Reynold Malcoms "Rey" (Malcom Reynolds "Mal")
Arani (Inara)
LeeKee (Kaylee)

I thought 'Captain Tightpants' was too obvious, but it works for me. What's his first name? 'Tight'?

Brook, Stream, Ocean all sound good. I like the Babbling Brook idea.

I like KayBee and the KayBee Toys connection, it sounds good.

I always thought Inara sounds like 'In an hour' and relates to her chosen profession. Her name could be 'Inaminute'

Heres a thought. Instead of Reavers, how about 'Over Achievers'? It could be a ship of geeks that beat you to death with pocket protectors. That sounds scary to me!

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Friday, January 23, 2004 6:33 AM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by WhooDahn:
Heres a thought. Instead of Reavers, how about 'Over Achievers'? It could be a ship of geeks that beat you to death with pocket protectors. That sounds scary to me!

Or 'reamers' as Nathan Fillion called 'em in the commentary...

RIVER
Purple elephants are flying.
MAL
Good. Thanks for the update.

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Friday, January 23, 2004 6:40 AM

CAPNRAHN

Inara - Arachnara ... naw...

Kaylee ... 5th Element it - Leekay or MaryKay

I LIKE Simple (Simon)

Zoe ... Cleo or Chloe (make jab at Cleo 2025, tho Gina dina play Cleo)

Wash... Flush, Stain, Pigment, Douche(ahem),Purge, and the $25 word {drum roll pleezzze) : Depurate!

SNAP ... oops, I thin' I broke me brain thesaurus!

Nope, still gotta few ergs left!

Book: Bible, Opus (for those Bloom County fans), Pub (full name Publication), Program, List, Charter, Reserve.

heh, my choice Book the Shepard = Bible the Record

River: hummm ... Ganges, Mississippi, Nile, Whitewater, East (River all mucked up).

OK, I quit fer now....

"Remember, there is only ONE absolute - There ARE NO absolutes!!!"

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Friday, January 23, 2004 11:26 AM

THEBUTCHER

That's all good ones, I like the Kaybee one. I checked the names for the Buffy spoof (Busty, Extender, Pillow, Childs, HardCordella, Angle, Crummydale) and here are mine for the Firefly spoof:

Captain Mal Reynolds...Captain Male Brainholes
Zoe....................Zoo or Zooey
Wash...................Watch (It will be funny in the spoof!)
Kaylee.................Kaybee or Krawlee
Jayne..................Janet
Inara..................InWhoreA or IgnoreHer
Simon..................Simoniz or Shyman
River..................Shiver
Book...................Shnook

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