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Worlds funniest joke

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UPDATED: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 08:57
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Saturday, April 18, 2009 11:22 AM

Q) How do you get 50 United Auto Workers into a shoebox?
A) Tell them it's a breakroom

Warning: You may think you have a joke that can top this, you don't. Don't even bother to try.....just give up.

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Saturday, April 18, 2009 12:36 PM

CAIN

Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb ???

A: 200 - you got a problem with that !?!?!?

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Saturday, April 18, 2009 12:54 PM

WHOZIT

Quote:
Originally posted by Cain:
Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb ???

A: 200 - you got a problem with that !?!?!?

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No........no

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Saturday, April 18, 2009 7:12 PM

RCAT

Heh, from the title I assumed you were referring to Monty Python's sublime silliness. For those of you who haven't seen the sketch, here's a link (it's worth watching all of it):

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Saturday, April 18, 2009 8:25 PM

ANOTHERSKY

The shoebox imagery is, very persuasive.

Another Sky

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Sunday, April 19, 2009 2:19 AM

CONRADICAL

Man running in front of car gets tired.
Man running behind car gets exhausted.

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Sunday, April 19, 2009 3:13 AM

SIMONWHO

Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bankok.

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Sunday, April 19, 2009 4:05 AM

SCHISM

Q: What do you call a Russian prostitute?
A: Onya Bakyabitch

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Sunday, April 19, 2009 4:47 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Kermit: Hey, look, the comedian's a bear...

Fozzie: No, heza not. Heza wearin' a neck-a-tie.

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Sunday, April 19, 2009 4:57 AM

KIRKULES

Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?

A: You can only fit one dirt bag on a Hoover.

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Sunday, April 19, 2009 5:32 AM

CHRISISALL

Why did Tigger wash his hands?
He was playing with Pooh.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Sunday, April 19, 2009 10:25 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

What's the problem with a dozen lawyers up to their necks in sand?

Not enough sand.

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Sunday, April 19, 2009 10:39 PM

RIPWASH

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It won't matter. He won't come anyway.

Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009 7:38 AM

CLJOHNSTON108

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World%27s_funniest_joke

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009 8:57 AM

OUT2THEBLACK

"...In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more
is a congress."
-- John Adams

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