Jayne: What Do You Think He Would Say? by Supertoaster2

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Jayne: What Do You Think He Would Say?

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UPDATED: Thursday, June 11, 2009 15:55
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Thursday, June 11, 2009 3:55 PM

I would love to hear other people's quotes on what they think Jayne might say.

These are not quotes below from any of the series or movie of "Firefly".

Hopefully, it should be funny, enjoy!

Jayne Might Say

Jayne Might Say:"Hell I don't mind leaving the toilet seat down, the poor sod after me whose got to wipe it!".

Jayne Might Say:" I have clean underwear, turn my underpants inside out every other week"

Jayne Might Say: Kiss, "Good night Vera?"

Jayne Might say: "Yes, I do, Yes do. I Love you Vera"

Kaylee:"Jayne, I am having a bath!"
Jayne:"I just need to take a quick tinkle, I am bursting!"
Kaylee:"JAYNE!"
Jayne:"Kaylee, I see you like a sister"
Jayne: "Nice rack though!"
Jayne:"Why is my pants so tight!"
Jayne:"Oh, I don't see you like a sister, ah Sorry Kaylee!"
Kaylee:"JAYNE!"

Jayne Might Say:"Washing Your Hands, What For?"

Jayne Might Say:"I can't go if you are looking at me".

Mal:"Jayne Where is my paperwork I left it here?"
Jayne:"Sort run out toilet paper!"
Mal:"Did you read it?"
Jayne:"Hell no, I just wiped"

Jayne Might Say:"Is it normal Mal to dream about having sex with your gun, it is sort of freakin' me out?"

Jayne Might Say:"What is a belly button for, you push it.. and nothing? Mad! If you push a button you want it to do something!"

Jayne Might Say:"Books, ain't got no time if they don't have pictures".

Jayne Might Say:"Video!", grin, "That's better than pictures!"

Jayne Might Say:"My money is mine, and your money is mine"

Jayne Might Say:"I sort of get jealous, when people look at my gun."

Mal: "Jayne, why am I getting all this messages from all these women?"
Jayne, grin!
Jayne Might Say:" Duh, Well, Mal I always give them your name just in case they pregnant or I owe them money !
Jayne Might Say:"Why you thinking of adopting?"
Mal sigh!"No, one vegetable garden is enough thank you."
Mal: "I am confiscating Vera until you correct your mistake."
Jayne Might Say: "Oh, man! Don't you do anything with Vera now, she is my gun, you know that Mal right?"
Mal:"As if, Jayne. Start sending messages and Vera will be back with you."
Jayne at video screen,
Jayne Might Say:"Hey, honey it your Stud Muffin Mal Reynolds"
Mal: "Jayne!"
Jayne Might Say:"Well, I got this thing I got to tell you, I am going to die, and my real name is..."

Jayne Might Say:"Of course, I understand women's rights, I let them change positions!"

Jayne Might Say:"My turn to do the cooking. Okay. So how many slices of toast do you want?"

Jayne Might Say:"You want me to go Naked, just a little one, see this one Mal. I got have a gun on me Mal. It just don't feel right!"

Jayne Might Say: "Better in than out! Man that's a stinker!"

Jayne Might Say: "Only education I got was if it moves shoot it, and if don't move, shoot it til it does"

Jayne Might Say: "Overthinking, I never really had that problem".

Jayne Might Say:"I love it when things go boom!".
Mal:"What did you set the timer for?".
Jayne Might Say:"Oh, shit, I was meant to do that as well!"
Mal:"Run!"

Jayne Might Say:"It itches, bad!"

Jayne Might Say:"It still itches, and I had a shower"

Jayne Might Say:"I always wipe the plate. Wipe the plate. Wipe my arse, same thing ain't it? Keep it clean!"

Jayne Might Say:"Well, at least I have got my own shoes on"!

Jayne Might Say:"Why did you push me, I was aiming for his head"

Jayne Might Say:"That cost me a bullet?"

Jayne Might Say:"I couldn't believe he had bigger one tha me Mal"
Mal:"A bigger?"
Jayne Might Say:"Gun, Mal, Gun".

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

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