CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #13 by TenthCrewMember

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Hrm...someone's looking to threepeat...

Yes, that's right, this week's winner is also last week's winner, ASARIAN! Way to go! Two in a row!

As an added bonus, I found some of the original Caption Tightpants images behind a secret panel in my cargo hold, so I give you the first ever Caption Tightpants winner, Wiccanslyr!

Allright, ASARIAN, you got your work cut out for you! I am sure everyone will work extra hard to best your best! So here is the new challenge, straight out of the BDM!

Summer: No! Please, Joss, don't put me back in the box!

Hee hee! Now let the funny flow!

BWAH!

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Sunday, October 4, 2009 4:51 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

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and that was why nobody wanted to see Jayne "nekkid"...

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Sunday, October 4, 2009 8:53 PM

L'Oreal: Because I'm worth it!

^^ Nah, I stole that one from the last time we used this image! But it was a funny caption, nonetheless. :) I forgot what I entered myself, back then; so it probably wasn't all that good. Soon as I have something, I'll post it; for now, I've got nothing.

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Sunday, October 4, 2009 10:07 PM

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Nail biting makes you less purty!

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Monday, October 5, 2009 10:51 AM

GRATZ, asarian!!!
As her hair flew toward the ventilator, River feared meeting the same kind of fate as the unfortunate Crow.
bun

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Monday, October 5, 2009 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by FloralBunny:
As her hair flew toward the ventilator, River feared meeting the same kind of fate as the unfortunate Crow.

LOL. Penny for the smart lady! :)

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Monday, October 5, 2009 1:52 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Stars in Hollywood want Polanski freed because ..... why?"

Topical.

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Monday, October 5, 2009 2:19 PM

The shock of finding out she was an actual gorram Doll far exceeded River's discomfort of having been dressed up like one.

Or,

Jayne (in background): We're all set for the group shot.
Photographer: No. Can't. Too much hair.

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Monday, October 5, 2009 2:26 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

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Originally posted by asarian:

"I couldn't help it--it just popped in there--it's the StayPuft Marshmallow Man!!!"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Monday, October 5, 2009 2:30 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

she just found out shes a cylon.

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Monday, October 5, 2009 3:05 PM

hot dang, you guys are good today

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~~~continuing the crossover~~~
River's flash-forward was a terrifying vision of Wash-on-a-stick!!1!

bad-taste bun

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Monday, October 5, 2009 5:00 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

River made this face right before Mal hit her with the Mule

BWAH!

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Monday, October 5, 2009 5:47 PM

*woosh!*
RIVER: Storm's getting worse.

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Monday, October 5, 2009 9:20 PM

From the everything-you-say-can-and-will-be-used-against-you dept.

JOSS: There's just no easy way to let someone know you've killed off their puppy.

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Monday, October 5, 2009 9:43 PM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

As an added bonus, I found some of the original Caption Tightpants images behind a secret panel in my cargo hold, so I give you the first ever Caption Tightpants winner, Wiccanslyr!

Forgot to comment on this, but that caption was hi-larious! :) And I personally wouldn't mind if you did this more often. Search engine on this board isn't exactly what it used to be (or, worse, actually exactly what it used to be, lol); so, seeing some of the glory days of Caption Tightpants fly by brings up fond memories for me. It's like the sky they can't take from us: even if we can't have Firefly back, at least we can always go back to Firefly!

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009 1:17 AM

Joss: Summer, focus! You're on a planet full of dead people, not in a Garnier Fructis commercial!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009 3:49 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT

The stones .... they're NOT random!

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009 4:14 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

As an added bonus, I found some of the original Caption Tightpants images behind a secret panel in my cargo hold, so I give you the first ever Caption Tightpants winner, Wiccanslyr!

Forgot to comment on this, but that caption was hi-larious! :) And I personally wouldn't mind if you did this more often. Search engine on this board isn't exactly what it used to be (or, worse, actually exactly what it used to be, lol); so, seeing some of the glory days of Caption Tightpants fly by brings up fond memories for me. It's like the sky they can't take from us: even if we can't have Firefly back, at least we can always go back to Firefly!

Well the oldest CTs threads are gone, near as I can tell. Expired through non-use. But since I found some of these "first season" CTs, I'll be posting them along the way.

Thought: What if we did a retro CT? I have the original screencaps of these (unedited) too.

And yes, fond memories relating to Firefly, Serenity and Browncoats are great. All have increased the value of my life experiences.

BWAH!

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009 4:35 AM

From the man-apes-gone-wrong dept.

RIVER: Spaceballs?! Oh shit, there goes the planet!

P.S. C'mon, guys! Caption! Can't do this alone. Well, I could; but where did that get fun?

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009 4:50 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

P.S. C'mon, guys! Caption! Can't do this alone. Well, I could; but where did that get fun?

Well, it'll make it that much more likely you will threepeat if you do! ;)

RIVER: *nom nom nom* I has a flavor?!

BWAH!

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009 8:45 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz Asarian Once again! Good one.

Road Runner (OS): *Beep Beep* *Whooooosh*
Wile E. Coyote (OS): Back to the old drawing board.

OR

Joss (OS): See... like that, Alan. ...scared like your life is in jeopardy.
Alan: Heh heh. Good one Joss. Ooooo, funny pilot all "scared"
Joss (OS): Can I see your script?

OR

River: *screams* Reavers!!!
Mal (OS): SuuWeeet! Mule chase!!!! Last one in is... well... a Reaver.

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009 11:32 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

RIVER: Augh! Undead preacherman!!!
ZOMBIE BOOK(OS): Uhnnnnnnnn....
JAYNE: Shiny! Time to nut up or shut up!
WASH: Rule #17, don't be a hero!

BWAH!

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009 11:37 AM

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Summer: Do I look fat?

bun

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009 12:59 PM

From the all-good-things-come-to-those-who-wait dept.

Jayne finally managed to scare the women.

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009 1:15 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
From the all-good-things-come-to-those-who-wait dept.

Summer Glau was well known to relax between takes by playing the air flute or eating imaginary Big Macs.

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009 3:13 PM

Who turned Jayne into a plastic action figure?!?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009 12:50 AM

MUTT999

Evil Mini-Adam (sitting on Summer's shoulder): "Look!, behind you! Peter Jackson with a script!..........BAZINGA!"

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009 7:46 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

bump

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009 8:59 AM

OUTERRIMVAGRANT

JAYNE: "They's just sittin' here-"

KANYE WEST (Off screen): "Yo Jayne, I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish. But Fruity Oaty Bars had one of the best theme songs of ALL TIME!"

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009 10:42 AM

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Mal followed through on his threat: Kaylee fell and he refused to clean it up.

bun

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009 3:01 PM

TRAVELER

Suddenly, as River walks down the street, three dwarfs leap out and start singing.
We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009 3:33 PM

Bemused by all of the stray parts lying around her, River was perplexed as to why there were no written instructions in her IKEA booklet.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009 4:14 PM

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Originally posted by Ryce:
Bemused by all of the stray parts lying around her, River was perplexed as to why there were no written instructions in her IKEA booklet.

Good one! :) LOL

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Thursday, October 8, 2009 2:05 AM

2X2

You've just been cast on Dollhouse and the ratings depend on YOU!

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Thursday, October 8, 2009 2:32 AM

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Originally posted by 2x2:

You've just been cast on Dollhouse and the ratings depend on YOU!

Frakkin' hil-larious! :) ROFL. This one, for one, will get my vote.

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Thursday, October 8, 2009 2:36 AM

2X2

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Originally posted by asarian:
Frakkin' hil-larious! :) ROFL. This one, for one, will get my vote.

Hee hee. Thanks :oD

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Thursday, October 8, 2009 6:20 AM

MUTT999

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Originally posted by 2x2:

You've just been cast on Dollhouse and the ratings depend on YOU!

Perfect!! LOL!
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Thursday, October 8, 2009 7:26 AM

You know, I'd be scared too if I was trapped between a futuristic bulldozer and a descending bat'leth

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Thursday, October 8, 2009 7:29 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

"Mom ... call the Power Rangers!!!"

or

"Theyyyyyyyyy're heeeerreeeee"

or

"Damn you Joss, I just had my hair done"

or

"I pooped again"

or

"Megatron has nards!"

(unneeded explanation time: nards is used in the movie "The Monster Squad" to stand in for another word that the Wolfman has .. remove the letter 'r' and you will understand)

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Thursday, October 8, 2009 9:30 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Miranda (OS): *poke* You needed to see me?

OR

River: I swallowed a mug. (i deserve lashings for that one)

@2x2: clever, loved it.

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Thursday, October 8, 2009 10:49 AM

LEMONPIEFIREFLY

Quote:

Summer:

"Nat..Nathan? The hair's...not...REAL?!?"

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Thursday, October 8, 2009 11:02 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Hey crew, you're doing awesome! Keep it up! Voting will be soon, by Sat. I think.

River(whispers): I see dead people...

BWAH!

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Thursday, October 8, 2009 12:28 PM

DAVESHAYNE

River performs her hilarious "Squirrel Eating a Nut" routine for the crew.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, October 8, 2009 2:45 PM

My waffle! Oh the humanity!!!

(where's this random movie quote from, anyone?)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Thursday, October 8, 2009 3:07 PM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:

River performs her hilarious "Squirrel Eating a Nut" routine for the crew.

Or, in River's case, her hi-larious "Nut Eating a Squirrel" routine. :P

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Thursday, October 8, 2009 3:09 PM

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Originally posted by pdcharles:

River: I swallowed a mug. (i deserve lashings for that one)

Or, I could vote for it. :) LOL.

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Thursday, October 8, 2009 3:23 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
My waffle! Oh the humanity!!!

(where's this random movie quote from, anyone?)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

Mystery Science Theater 3000

hows about the "Shatner ... Shatner ... Shatner ... nope, he's not in this one ... we're safe" line from the same film *L*

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Thursday, October 8, 2009 4:56 PM