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A Revived thread.. 10 things learned

POSTED BY: TOMTBA2004
UPDATED: Thursday, May 20, 2004 05:58
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Wednesday, March 24, 2004 7:29 PM

TOMTBA2004

Well, this is how it sarted. I read a post by .. (I forgot the name,sorry)anway the post "what were the ten things you learned from firefly?" that sunday morning during chruch I thought of the 10 things I learned from firefly, but when I got home to I couldn't find it. I have been trying to find it for days but i couldn't, so I decided to Revive it, so.. here we go.
ps. sorry if this is a little long but it is my first post.

Here is what I learned from FireFly:
1. Some people juggle geese
2. Wh*res don't like being called W*ores
3. Don't trust no one you don't remember marrying
4. Don't let go of money you don't have to
5. Don't question the chain of command
6. Shadow puppets are a good pass time
7. No matter what you do with electronic devices always hit the three same swithces (it won't work otherwise)
8. You can scare the toughest man by saying "Reavers"
9.captins don't need captin's chairs
10. all bad guys where hats
Please Respond. with your 10 things you learned or your thoughts on my first post.

"thank you but no, good day.. I said good day sir. Get the f*** out off my porch" he said to the 12 year old boy trying to sell chocalate for his school.

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Thursday, May 20, 2004 4:40 AM

MUROOLOK

I remember this thread - was up to six things no-one else seemed to have posted

1) Shaving off your beard for a girl is no guarantee of wedded bliss
2) Jayne doesn't understand "Celibate"
3) If there's a chance of a girl-girl kiss a guy wants to believe it happened!
4) That guy is no Shepherd
5) Make sure a dumpster lid is well propped open before climbing in to search it
6) A plan can still be a success even if you're naked at the end of it

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Thursday, May 20, 2004 4:56 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

10 things I learned from Firefly:

1) Someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back.

2) Never anger a warrior woman who can kill you w/ her pinky.

3) Never kiss them on the mouth.

4) Never deal w/ Feds; you'll get pinched.

5) Don't upset the crazy girl who can kill you w/ her brain.

6) Watch out for hill folk! They abduct you and then try to burn you at the stake.

7) Always fly below the radar.

8) Have an extra catalyzer at all times.

9) Never save an Alliance officer as they will repay by taking your cargo 'cause it wouldn't be civilized to let you make a profit.

10) When hired muscle start trash talking, just kick them into one of your engines, it will get you all manner of cooperation from the others.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Thursday, May 20, 2004 5:58 AM

DAVEY

1. When someone asks if you spoke to the prisoners always say no.
2. Lock airlocks from the inside.
3. Lock the ship when you leave it.
4. When inspecting a smuggling ship search the outside as well as the inside.
5. If your mechanic says she wants a new catalyser you damn well get her one.
6. Always check large suspicious crates before takeoff.
7. When somebody you think was dead wakes up, have a bowl handy.
8. Remember spaceships can fly in 3 dimensions.
9. Never enter Janes room unannounced.
10. Wear a bulletproof vest when negotiating with untrustwothy looking scavengers.

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