Gonna re-write a Christmas song. Whozit! I need you for this one. by Bup

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Gonna re-write a Christmas song. Whozit! I need you for this one.

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UPDATED: Monday, December 19, 2011 23:11
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Friday, December 16, 2011 3:42 PM

No more running. I aim to misbehave.

Today while I was out. Yes. I go outside. Shopping. Yes, I go outside and I'm around other people. Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire was playing in the store. Yes, there are stores where I live. Okay...less than ten. Ok, I was in the Dollar General, when I hear CROAOF playing. My mind re-wrote the first line.

Ted's nuts roasting on an open fire. (I don't know who Ted is, but I'll bet that hurts. A lot.)

Give us the next line Whozit.

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Friday, December 16, 2011 5:16 PM

WISHIMAY

I'll skip one for Whoz.

The next one goes:

Your Tide colors being hung on a wire.

Is this like Madlibs for bored adults?

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Friday, December 16, 2011 5:31 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

If you're going to lambast a Christmas "classic", do Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time".

It's by far the WORST song ever made, let alone a Christmas song. He'll even admit to that.

I HATE that song, lol

Even more than I hate "Jingle Bell! Jingle Bell! Jing! Jang! el!" by BS....

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." ~Shepherd Book

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Friday, December 16, 2011 5:38 PM

WISHIMAY

I hate anything that has an overt jangleing bell in it, something about the sound makes me nervous.

I recently heard Darius Ruckers version of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" and it was nice fresh rendition.

Second favorite? "Rusty Chevrolet" Always...

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Friday, December 16, 2011 5:53 PM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.

Me too Wishimay.
Rust and smoke
The heater's broke
The door just blew away...

They are playing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" and "Santa Baby" constantly. Is there actually a woman out there worth all the crap being asked for in the "Santa Baby" song? I'm not sure anyone should get all of that stuff. No one is that good.

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Friday, December 16, 2011 6:01 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

I don't know if they are still playing it this year, but the Glee versikon of "Last Christmas" and the version from Taylor Swift melted my heart last year.

As much as a rock hard golem and lone wolf as I am, that song really got to me when sung by a woman.

Glee:

Taylor Swift:

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." ~Shepherd Book

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Friday, December 16, 2011 6:36 PM

WISHIMAY

Santa Baby kinda bothers me too, it sounds like it's being sung by a 14 year old who's trying to sound waaaay too sexy...

Ok, since we're postin...

My rusty Chevrolet in my head is truck though...

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Friday, December 16, 2011 6:42 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Don't Hate on Hootie....

His BK Song was so much better than any Blowfish sing, even Hold My Hand...

Yes... I admit...

As much as I hate consumerism, this commercial post admits that I'm just as prone to it as all of you lol...

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." ~Shepherd Book

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Friday, December 16, 2011 8:44 PM

ZIPZINN

Okay so the first line is...

"Ted's nuts roasting on an open fire"

Would the next line be...

"Jacks nads bursting into flame"?

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Friday, December 16, 2011 9:01 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Hehe

These nuts are made for roasting.

Have at 'em :)

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." ~Shepherd Book

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Saturday, December 17, 2011 4:10 AM

WHOZIT

All I can think of is someones nuts roasting on an open fire and shoving my finger up your nose (Jack Frost nipping at you nose, get it?), so I have little to offer....that isn't sick and wrong.

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Saturday, December 17, 2011 4:16 AM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.

That is wrong. Is your get up and go gone too? I don't know where mine went.

How about?

Ted's nuts roasting on an open fire.
Whozit's finger up Frosty's nose.
Your Tide colors being hung by a wire...

Okay, Next?

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Saturday, December 17, 2011 6:27 AM

WHOZIT

Quote:
Originally posted by BUP:
That is wrong. Is your get up and go gone too? I don't know where mine went.

How about?

Ted's nuts roasting on an open fire.
Whozit's finger up Frosty's nose.
Your Tide colors being hung by a wire...

Okay, Next?

...Obama shoots down Santa tonight.

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Saturday, December 17, 2011 8:03 AM

WISHIMAY

I bet whozit was a fun child...

In keeping with laundry, I'll go

"Something smells on grandma clothes" for the next line...

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Monday, December 19, 2011 3:29 PM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.

I like
Something smells on Grandma's clothes

Next
Everybody knows Wild Turkey and some mistletoe

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Monday, December 19, 2011 3:59 PM

PIRATENEWS

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Quote:
The Christmas Song

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping on your nose,
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir,
And folks dressed up like Eskimos.

Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe,
Help to make the season bright.
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Santa's on his way;
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh.
And every mother's child is going to spy,
To see if reindeer really know how to fly.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Christmas to you

Although the Verse is black and Fox sucks gose,
A very shiny Christmas to you

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Monday, December 19, 2011 11:11 PM

PIRATENEWS

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