CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim To Misbehave #41 by TenthCrewMember

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So the unprecedented march continues for BOBSC! He's just waltzing through, ain't choked on his words yet!

Check out his winning entry!

Congrats on another win, BOBSC! Who has the chutzpah to dethrone this master of mirth, the wizard of wit, the platypus of preternatural peculiarity? Okay, so I was reaching on that last one, but maybe it will inspire you for this!

Nathan(in a thick Transylvanian accent): Bwah BWAH! I'm a Vampire Cowboy Space Captain! BWAH!
Adam (thinking): Never again with Nathan and Munchkin(TM) games...

Ok, as always, I KNOW you can do better, so grease up your funny bone and squeeze into your tightpants...and caption away!!!

GI-GRATZ, BOBSC, FOR ANOTHER PIC WELL-CAPTIONED. 'TWAS MY FAVE.

Now..............
NATHAN(in a thick Canadian accent): For the last time, NO! I do NOT know WHO or WHAT is making
the text lines run under the right rail so they can't be read unless you put them into Reply format.
ADAM(thinking in a lite SoCal accent): Phleghth! NPYD got you outa the toothbrush habit?
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2) NATHAN: I lost the other fang trying to bite a mannequin (yes, stolen from Vamped Out, LOL)
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3) ADAM: You know those photos of cats that look like the cats are yelling or singing, but they're
really only yawning, right before the ear-click? Yeah. Well, wait for the click here...
bun
still squeaking

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Monday, April 30, 2012 5:20 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Thanks to those who voted. I think this one may end my run. I got nothing. I do have a feeling Whozit's will be getting my vote this round. That's funny

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Adam quickly regretted signing up for the Dr Horrible sing along sequel.

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Wednesday, May 2, 2012 7:51 PM

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Nathan's astonishingly accurate impressions of R. Lee Ermey occasionaly gave Adam Vietnam flashbacks...

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Thursday, May 3, 2012 2:41 AM

OUTERRIMVAGRANT

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CASTLE: "Damn it! That's not what I meant by a 'punch out' writer."

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Thursday, May 3, 2012 12:41 PM

WHOZIT

THIS SHIRT DOES NOT MAKE ME LOOK GAY!

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Thursday, May 3, 2012 1:56 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

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COULD I TROUBLE YOU FOR A BREATH MINT!!!!

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Friday, May 4, 2012 4:56 PM

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ADAM: My parents said, "Go to dental school as a fallback in case the acting doesn't work out." Gorramn glad I didn't!

bun

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Monday, May 7, 2012 10:21 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Why is it the pics I think will challenge everyone never do so, and the ones I think will be easy-peasy never are?

Nothing according to the gorram plan. ;)

MAL: kiss me...Kiss Me...KISS ME GORRAMIT!!!
JAYNE(thinking): Worst. Slash. Ever.

BWAH!

TCM

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*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
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Tuesday, May 8, 2012 3:26 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

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Why is it the pics I think will challenge everyone never do so, and the ones I think will be easy-peasy never are?

Dunno what you mean 10....

Is this an easy one we're all stupid to...

or is this a hard one right on the money?

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Thursday, May 10, 2012 7:57 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz Books! To all you Avengees out there.

Nathan: PUNY GOD!!!!

Adam: Ok Ok! It WAS the best scene.

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Monday, May 14, 2012 5:10 PM

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Why is it the pics I think will challenge everyone never do so, and the ones I think will be easy-peasy never are?

Nothing according to the gorram plan. ;)

Nathan: Yes! Castle and Beckett are gonna get it on!
Are you happy now? H'm? H'm? H'm?
Adam: Dude. Wasn't my idea, but - - whatever floats
your boat.

bun

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Tuesday, May 15, 2012 1:43 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

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Adam: Dude, it's only in space, where no one can hear you scream.

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Wednesday, May 16, 2012 12:04 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Why is it the pics I think will challenge everyone never do so, and the ones I think will be easy-peasy never are?

Dunno what you mean 10....

Is this an easy one we're all stupid to...

or is this a hard one right on the money?

Hey 6, 'twas not meant to be an insult or anything, just commentary on my skewed perception of reality, I think. ;)

BWAH!

TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
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Wednesday, May 16, 2012 12:06 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Okies...I'll get voting up this weekend! So that gives you 48-72 hours to get in those last minute submissions!

BWAH!

TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Thursday, May 17, 2012 8:49 PM

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Nathan (thinking): My god, Mom warned me, my face DID freeze!

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Thursday, May 17, 2012 8:53 PM

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Adam: OH [BLEEP], I broke the Nathan-bot.

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Saturday, May 19, 2012 5:39 PM

Bit of a call back to the begining of this fun little contest (8 years, daaaaamn!), here's a link to dust the cobwebs off the memory: http://fireflyfans.net/mthread.aspx?bid=2&tid=9230&mid=125365#
125365

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Remembering one of the earliest winning Caption Tightpants entries by Simon Who, Adam reached down and punched.

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Sunday, May 20, 2012 1:58 PM

RYCE

Nathan: DON'T LOOK at the eclipse with your bare eyes!!!

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Tuesday, May 22, 2012 11:24 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Sorry for the delay. Hard drive failures make life...interesting.

Anyway, VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1136053

BWAH!

TCM

http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Saturday, May 26, 2012 4:14 PM

RYCE

Nathan: BUMP!!!

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Sunday, May 27, 2012 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:
Bit of a call back to the begining of this fun little contest (8 years, daaaaamn!), here's a link to dust the cobwebs off the memory: http://fireflyfans.net/mthread.aspx?bid=2&tid=9230&mid=125365#
125365

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Remembering one of the earliest winning Caption Tightpants entries by Simon Who, Adam reached down and punched.

OMG, Reaver, the nostalgia is nearly overwhelming. I forgot I had voted and tried to do it again. Yike.

Soooooo - - bumpies, anyway?

bun of the dust

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Tuesday, May 29, 2012 5:23 PM