CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #51 by TenthCrewMember

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

I bet everyone has been glued to their screens waiting on the results for the last round of voting? Or not, as no one has to adhere to an attendance policy. :P But nonetheless, a regular winner in Caption Tightpants has stuck it to you and won another round!

Congrats BOBSC on a pretty hi-larious caption that will stick with us for years to come! (sorry, that last one was unintentional) ;)

Now on to newer and shinier captions that may (or may not) involve crotch jokes...

INARA: Oh no, I'm not falling for the old "weapon in my holster" line...again.

Guess I'm not helping erect new standards *snerk*, I'm leaving that up to y'all...

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Thursday, November 21, 2013 11:44 AM

Gratz BOBSC!!

Inara: "I taught 56 different faces. This is #17."

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Thursday, November 21, 2013 5:00 PM

That was a fun round. Thanks to those who voted.

Mal: We'll be back in the air, soon as we finish burning Jayne's mattress, bedding and most of his clothes.

Inara: Now you know why I don't service crew.

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Thursday, November 21, 2013 6:14 PM

WHOZIT

Congrats BOBSC

Morena) Whozit's captions have sucked lately so we set him on fire.

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Thursday, November 21, 2013 7:06 PM

A scene from the upcoming movie: "Serenity Valley Girl"

Mal: "So, you wanna dance?"
Inara: "Chwee Ni Duh! Like, in another life! Fer sure!"
Mal: "Yeah, I didn't either. I was just taking a poll."

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Thursday, November 21, 2013 7:36 PM

WHOZIT

Morena) The bad news is that this is a book burning, the good news is they only burn "50 Shades of Grey" and anything written by Paul Reiser.

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Thursday, November 21, 2013 11:49 PM

Mal: Can I interest you in a Big Damn S'more?

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Thursday, November 21, 2013 11:54 PM

The alternate ending to Safe

Inara: I really liked Simon and River.

Mal: Yeah me too. Shame we were late.

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Friday, November 22, 2013 9:08 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

And because I'm going to the Special Hell...

Mal: Why does this book burning smell like bacon?
Inara: Because it's a Shepherd Book burning...

BWAH!

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Friday, November 22, 2013 10:53 AM

Mal: "Okay, so I didn't really read that poem."
Inara: "HA!(snort). I KNEW IT!!"

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Saturday, November 23, 2013 3:56 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Inara couldn't help herself from laughing at Jaynes disasterous attempt to light his farts on fire.

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Wednesday, November 27, 2013 12:01 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: "So, you want my weenie?"
Inara: "In your lowly, pathetic dreams!"
Mal: "I meant off the fire, I'm not hungry now."
Inara: "Oh."

BWAH!

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Wednesday, November 27, 2013 1:37 PM

Inara: "...Oh! And my clock IS rigged to speed up!"

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Wednesday, December 4, 2013 12:00 PM

Inara: You know what they say, any fiery crash you can walk away from is a good one.

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Friday, December 20, 2013 3:13 PM

Mal: You're a beautiful woman Inara...until you make that face.

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Friday, December 27, 2013 10:39 AM

Mal: "Alvin and the what's?"

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Friday, January 3, 2014 11:17 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Sorry folks, been so busy with the holidays and job hunting and about 1 million other things, so, a few more days, get those captions in you have been saving up for the new year, and I'll put voting up!

BWAH!

TCM

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Sunday, January 5, 2014 11:49 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

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VOTING TIME!!!

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BWAH!

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Friday, January 17, 2014 12:41 PM