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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #58

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
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Sunday, November 30, 2014 11:12 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Well going up against Football, turkey dinners, family, Black Friday shopping, and the ensuing comas that result, it's no surprise voting was a little low on the turn out this round, but that doesn't change the fact we have a winner! Congrats to MUTT999 for this fabulous entry chosen by the diehard Tightpantsers! :D



And now as promised, a little turkey-day inspired theme for this round...Jayne + food = caption fodder!



Jayne: I don't rightly think that Elmer's makes "food". Looks more like...paste.
Zoe: That's because it is paste, Jayne.
Jayne: Huh.

Ok, Captioneers, I know you got better captions tucked into those tightpants, so high time you whip 'em out!

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Tuesday, December 2, 2014 11:43 AM

MUTT999


Thanks ya'll! And happy Holidays!






Jayne: "KFC?"
Mal: "Home Depot."










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Tuesday, December 2, 2014 1:09 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM







Book: Is there a reason we don't have more light at the table?

Mal: It's Jayne's turn to cook. We find it's better if you can't see it




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Tuesday, December 2, 2014 2:03 PM

MUTT999




Jayne: "It's moving. Why is it moving?"








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Tuesday, December 2, 2014 6:05 PM

WHOZIT


Congrats MUTT




Jayne) What the Hell is this?

Mal) I put the left over Thanksgiving turkey into the blender.

Jayne) Why?

Mal) I was bored.

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Wednesday, December 3, 2014 6:57 PM

WHOZIT







Jayne) What's this?

Mal) Road kill smothered in mush.

Jayne) I love holiday meals.

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Thursday, December 4, 2014 5:56 PM

WHOZIT








Jayne) What's this glop?

Mal) Bug dip, I scraped all the bugs off the hull of the ship and tossed them into the blender, they have a lot of protein.

Jayne) We have any crackers?

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Friday, December 5, 2014 9:32 PM

RYCE


Jayne: What the hell is this?
Zoe: Breakfast.

(name that movie quote!)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, December 6, 2014 11:38 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?



Sometimes you gotta make your own fun when floating out in the Black...


Jayne: We're just tryin' to do good wor--what the hell? The gorram spoon is stuck to my hand!
Book: *snicker*


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Saturday, December 6, 2014 12:35 PM

WHOZIT








Jayne) Ya know, we should eat a more healthy diet with no meat and more fruits and vegetables, and we should also stop drinking beer.

Zoe) You want to leave this room.


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Tuesday, December 9, 2014 11:44 AM

MUTT999




Book: "...and by the way, one of our black market beagles seems to be missing."







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Tuesday, December 9, 2014 1:09 PM

RYCE


Book: The next person who asks "What the hell is this?" about my cooking is going to a special hell.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, December 9, 2014 2:13 PM

WHOZIT





Zoe) In space no one can hear you bitch about the onion dip.

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Tuesday, December 9, 2014 9:06 PM

WHOZIT






Jayne) Last night I had a dream that I was the first officer on a U.S. Navy ship on earth there was.

Zoe) Funny, last night I had a dream that I was a lawyer on earth there was.

Mal) Really? Last night I had a dream that I wrote mystery novels on earth there was.

Simon) Last night I had a dream that I was gay and unemployed on earth there was.

Kaylee) You were what?!?

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Wednesday, December 10, 2014 11:12 AM

MUTT999




Jayne: "What's the name of your cookbook, Shepherd?"
Book: "To Serve Man".






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Wednesday, December 10, 2014 1:06 PM

WHOZIT


Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:


Jayne: "What's the name of your cookbook, Shepherd?"
Book: "To Serve Man".







LOL! Or Reaver Madness! Get it?

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Thursday, December 11, 2014 2:36 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:



Jayne: Doc, next time your moonbrained sister offers to make dinner, teach her how to cook first,
because hull caulking is not an ingrediant.

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Thursday, December 11, 2014 11:27 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
Book: The next person who asks "What the hell is this?" about my cooking is going to a special hell.



Is that the special hell reserved for those who double dip?

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Thursday, December 11, 2014 7:19 PM

RYCE


Quote:
Originally posted by BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM:
Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
Book: The next person who asks "What the hell is this?" about my cooking is going to a special hell.



Is that the special hell reserved for those who double dip?


Yes, yes it is. And for those who lick their fingers at the table.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, December 12, 2014 9:19 AM

MUTT999







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Saturday, December 13, 2014 11:54 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:






*applauds*

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Saturday, December 13, 2014 11:56 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Jayne: This means something...


(extra special shiny kudos to anyone who can name BOTH movies I just referenced)

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Monday, December 15, 2014 11:23 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Zoe: No! Don't---add the--grrr---eye of newt yet... *sigh*
Jayne: If I'd wanted to learn witchcraft I'd've gone with Book to the abbey.
Book: That's not what we do.
Mal: Group rituals? Ancient religious codex? Talking to spirits? Transmutation? Talking animals? Conjuration? Healing powers? And, oh, resurrecting the dead?
Book: Okay, that's what we do. But, also, we have bingo.


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Tuesday, December 16, 2014 12:38 PM

MUTT999


Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:


Jayne: This means something...


(extra special shiny kudos to anyone who can name BOTH movies I just referenced)



Close Encounters is a give me. As for the second reference, couldn't
find anything, even when I cheated and Googled the quote.
Probably something real obvious I bet! Better not be from Serenity.





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Tuesday, December 16, 2014 3:09 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:

Close Encounters is a give me. As for the second reference, couldn't
find anything, even when I cheated and Googled the quote.
Probably something real obvious I bet! Better not be from Serenity.


HINT: It involves a parody scene of the Close Encounters quote...and it involves mashed potatoes. :D

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Tuesday, December 16, 2014 3:20 PM

MUTT999


I cheated again. Is it UHF? Never saw that one, but that's all that pops up on Google. It's either that, or that funny scene in Ghandi.



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Tuesday, December 16, 2014 4:17 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Yes! UHF! You can have half-kudos, cheater. ;)

Oh, and never underestimate the comedic genius of Gandhi. :P

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Tuesday, December 16, 2014 5:44 PM

WHOZIT






Jayne) You're leaving this shit for Santa?

Mal) Kaylee got stoned and ate all the cookies.

Kaylee) S'up dude?

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Wednesday, December 17, 2014 9:17 AM

MUTT999


And how did I spell Gandhi wrong? Ghandi? Sheesh.......



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Wednesday, December 17, 2014 12:54 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Jayne: If wishes were horses we'd all still be eating this slop.
Zoe: I told you there wasn't a genie in that lamp, Jayne.
Jayne: Yeah, well, now I know that.

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Wednesday, December 17, 2014 1:01 PM

MUTT999




Zoe (thinking): "So that's where my cream went."






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Saturday, December 20, 2014 9:00 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


*bump*

A few more days of caption submissions, then voting for the holiday!

Who will be the last Tightpants winner of 2014? It could be you!

Give us your best turkey dinner caption! +15% Alcohol! ;D


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Saturday, December 20, 2014 2:58 PM

WHOZIT


Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
*bump*

A few more days of caption submissions, then voting for the holiday!

Who will be the last Tightpants winner of 2014? It could be you!

Give us your best turkey dinner caption! +15% Alcohol! ;D


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TCM

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The winner should get a $25 gift card for Walmart, the Captain would want that.

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Tuesday, December 23, 2014 6:05 PM

WHOZIT







Jayne) Who got me for secret Santa?

Zoe) It's a secret you dimwit.

Jayne) Well whoever it is, I want a puppy.

Mal) I heard Santa is getting you a gift card for Bed Bath and Beyond, because Santa heard you need new bed sheets.

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Tuesday, December 23, 2014 10:17 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Oh, I might give away a little something something. ;)


In the meantime...VOTING TIME!!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1143949&pollalign=
center


Hope everyone has a happy and safe time for the Shiny Holidays!


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Print them out and give them to the Firefly fan you
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Thursday, December 25, 2014 8:00 PM

WHOZIT


Christmas bump

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Saturday, December 27, 2014 3:52 PM

WHOZIT







Jayne) We should vote for whozit's caption.

Zoe) Agreed, we should vote for whozit's caption.

Simon) I had that dream again where I was gay.

Kaylee) Why are you doing this to me!

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Tuesday, December 30, 2014 9:46 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


*bumpage*

Last chance to vote for the last caption winner of 2014!!!

Winner will be posted on 1/1/2015 and we'll kick off a new year of captioning fun!

Stay shiny when your balls drop this New Year's Eve! :P


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Thursday, January 1, 2015 6:03 PM

WHOZIT


Only 8 votes so far!? Really!?

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Saturday, January 3, 2015 11:11 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
Only 8 votes so far!? Really!?


Well it's up to 10 votes...and I'm losing

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Monday, January 5, 2015 6:29 PM

WHOZIT


it's up to 12 votes, and I'm still losing.

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