CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #69 by TenthCrewMember

Wash: I'm going to name this one Steve.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, September 22, 2015 12:37 PM

Congrats Whozit and Ryce

Wash- Whoa... my hands are all... dinosaury

Jayne- Gorammit Wash! Have you been into my mudders milk again?

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, September 22, 2015 1:12 PM

Kudos to WHOZIT & RYCE

Wash (thinking): "...still not as fun as Ken and Barbie."

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, September 22, 2015 6:16 PM

The Gary Gerblurp Wacky Morning Show on 1111 AM KLMN East Bugbite New Mexico, the 50,000 watt blowtorch of Bullshit.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, September 22, 2015 8:54 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Blue Dino: Curse your sudden but inevitable portrayal!
Wash: Um, did you just talk?!?

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, September 23, 2015 9:29 AM

Steg: "You gonna eat me?"
Rex: "Nah, I just glommed down one of those annoying Little Ponies. I'm good."

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, September 23, 2015 4:24 PM

Blue dino- All I'm saying is that if you weren't locked on ship together, she probably would have found someone else.

Wash- Bu..But Zoe loves me..

Brown dino- Seriously? You're playing with us. It was you or Jayne. Be happy she doesn't like tall, dark and stupid types.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, September 24, 2015 10:21 AM

Wash (singing): "Get it on, bang a gong , get it on..."
T-Rex: "Wow. Don't quit your day job."

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, September 24, 2015 5:59 PM

Joss: Alan, put those back into the "Toys for Tots" donation box.

Alan: THEY'RE MINE!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, September 28, 2015 8:07 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Wash (thinking): I wish I was somewhere with a naked beach...

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, September 28, 2015 5:48 PM

Alan thought he was playing with plastic lizards until one pooped in his hand then spit fire.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, October 2, 2015 9:03 AM

Blue dino- Then the lights went out and the spaceship killer snuck up behind the pilot.

Wash- ...gulp...

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, October 2, 2015 1:21 PM

Wash: "So a Fox exec, a Browncoat, and a dinosaur walk into a bar..."

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, October 2, 2015 2:13 PM

Wash- Tonight on Dancing With The Stars. Spike from the Land Before Time will face off against Big Alice from The Land of the Lost.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, October 5, 2015 1:04 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Wash didn't fully understand the new Nintendo controller interface...neither in purpose nor in function.

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, October 6, 2015 10:02 AM

Rex: "Hey, Steg, do you have a cup?"
Steg: "Nope, only plates."

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, October 7, 2015 12:47 PM

Blue dino- I know, it's crazy. You only get one season but Keeping Up with the Kardashians, is still on the air.

Brown Dino- Yet somehow, we were chosen for extinction

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, October 7, 2015 6:01 PM

Alan: All right then, which one of you ate my keys?

Joss: That's it, I'm killing him off in the movie.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, October 8, 2015 10:42 PM

RYCE

Thanks, all...

Blue: Have you seen ConMan?
Brown: No, I'm afraid it'll be cancelled *badum ching!*

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, October 12, 2015 6:55 PM

It's the Late Late Late Late Show with Alan Tudyk!

Tonight his special guests are Ben and Gary the tiny dino brothers!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, October 14, 2015 12:47 PM

Steg: "Asteroid, telephone pole, does it really matter?"

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, October 16, 2015 5:30 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Stegosaurus: Knock knock!
T-Rex: Who's there?
Stegosaurus: Telephone pole.
T-Rex: Telephone pole who?
*akward silence*
Wash: Gasp!

Okay, I couldn't resist. Sorry. In the meantime, that leaves you 2 days to get your best captions in, and I'll select a winner and we'll go for harder burns in the next round! ;)

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, October 19, 2015 3:27 PM

RYCE

Wash: Okay, you two, now you can drive the ship while Zoe and I are in our bunk. Naked.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, October 19, 2015 5:56 PM