Life Onboard Serenity: Violent Lunatics & Those Who Kill Them by SameErtia

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Life Onboard Serenity: Violent Lunatics & Those Who Kill Them

POSTED BY: SAMEERTIA
UPDATED: Tuesday, September 12, 2006 20:48
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Sunday, September 10, 2006 10:11 AM

In Pain's Bunk

*Pain smiled at Ertia, went to place an arm around her waist, but instead fell out of the bed and onto the floor. Ertia woke up and said in a worried tone*

Pain are you ok?

*She looked over the bed and saw Pain on his back, naked and sleeping on the floor like nothing happened.*

In the Galley

*Simon walked in, a worried look on his face and said to those inside*

Have you seen River? She just asked me what a threesome was.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 10:29 AM

CHOO1701

Quote:
Originally posted by DRPAIN:
Choo beat me to it.

Beat you too what? And welcome Oath, make yourself at home. Bunks are behind the blue double doors with "POLICE" written on top (joke.)

"Already know," said River as she swaned past her, confused, brother. Everybody else just shrugged and got on with their business.

Walking down the stairs river bumped into Oath...

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 11:58 AM

DRPAIN

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:
Beat you too what?

You beat me at posting a reply. I originally posted something where Simon (in typical stumbling manner) tried to explain to River what a threesome was, but ended up telling her not to read Pain's thoughts. When I saw you had posted something before I did, I deleted my post and put in "Choo beat me to it" because my post wouldn't have made since after yours.

*Ertia sighed as she watched Pain sleep on the floor. She smiled as she looked at his naked body, then got up off of his bed, carefully avoiding Pain's body. Ertia picked up her clothes, put them on, then kneeled on the floor and gave Pain a kiss on his forehead. She then got up and made her way out of his bunk. Once in the front hall, Ertia made her way into the galley, spying Choo, John, Jayne, and Simon. She walked in and said*

Hey guys. Need any help unloading some of those groceries?

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 12:10 PM

SAMEERTIA

*GREAT POSTS! Still laughing!*

But she could see they pretty much had in hand. Or mouth, as the case may be. "I'm gonna check the bri... wait? Have we met?"

She extended a hand to the newcomer with a smile, "I'm E. Nobody told me we were taken on passengers!"

Ertia glared around the room, to be met with Jayne's snort. "Ya were a little too busy in them fancy shops to tell nothin."

"I got new sneakers, Jayne." Gracefully, she raised one leg in a slow ballet pose, holding her new pink sneaker with the Fruity Oaty octopuss directly under the mercs nose. "Unless you want it up your pi-gu..."

She didn't finish her threat, it was a false one anyway. She wouldn't have stood a chance against Jayne anyway. The merc snorted again, gestured the shoe with a carrot. "Unless I what?"

"Unless y'all get things put away and battened down, your captain is gonna be none to happy." Mal barked as he came in from the bridge. Ertia dropped her leg, spinning to face him.

"Yessir." She gave the newcomer a flashy bow, and turned to head for the cargo bay to make sure things were properly stowed. She glanced back over her shoulder, "Real good to see you up and about, Captain."

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 12:35 PM

OATH

"Call me Szatsu," I called at 'E' as she departed for the cargo bay. She sparked an over-the-shoulder smile at me, which I tried to return.

"Where ya from, 'Szatsu'?" the bigger fellow gnawing on the carrot asked me.

"Osiris." My response seemd icy and terse enough, but didn't seem to sway the man. He pressed.

"Core, huh? Long ways from here. Exactly what are ya? Some kinda richman lookin' to play rough?"

He said this jokingly enough, but I could detect steel beneath his words. Obviously the man disliked 'travelers' such as myself, especially ones from the Core.

"I'm just a passenger," I said simply, staring the big man down. "Not every person from the Core has money."

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Monday, September 11, 2006 2:27 PM

DRPAIN

BUMPING!

*JR and Sybil finally made it into Serenity's cargo bay. JR smiled at Fly who was leaning against the staircase railing, and said to her*

Are we the last one's onboard.

*Fly smiled and said as she made her way over to the cargo bay controls*

Yep you two are the last. Say where's Mac? Didn't he leave with you two?

*JR nodded and said, still holding the cases of ammo in his hands*

He did but he decided to stay. Said he didn't feel like he belonged here.

*Fly frowned, shrugged her shoulders and said*

Aww I'm gonna miss him. Well I'm sure he'll be fine.

*She pressed the button to close the cargo bay doors, and went to make sure the cargo was secured. Ertia entered the cargo bay, saw Fly tying down the cargo and said to her*

Hey Fly you need any help?

*Fly called out*

Sure Ertia the more the merrier.

*Ertia smiled, saw that JR and Sybil were there, and said to them*

Hey you two glad you could make it.

*Ertia noticed Sybil and her many bags of stuff and said cheerfully*

Ooh those look pretty. Did you buy those all?

*Fly spoke up*

Ertia could you quit pestering Sybil and help me with these crates. You and Sybil can go over those clothes later.

*Ertia gave Sybil a smile before heading off to Fly's direction. She said to Fly*

I'm coming I'm coming, don't get your panties in a knot.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 8:02 AM

CHOO1701

a couple of hours passed and the universe kept on moving. Entire solar systems were sucked into black holes, yet to be replaced by the birth of many more. Everything was still flying. And, somewhere in the unimaginable cosmos was a group of stars and their systems that floated on by. One of those systems was the where, nearly all of, humanity lived, the New Sol the survivors dubbed it, but now its more comanly known as the 'Verse.

Now sitting, like a tiny spec of dust moved by the unseen breezes was a tiny bit of metal, called 'Serenity' by its owner(s).

ANd if you listen carefully you can just here:

"GRUBS ON THE TABLE. COME AND GET IT IF YOUR HUNGRY!....and if your not...well..er....your not?!?"

Hope that wasn't too much poetic horse poop?

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TRAIN!!!

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 8:12 AM

BIGWOLF18

nah, im a bit of a poet meself.

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we are THE FORSAKEN and we aim to burn!

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 8:16 AM

DRPAIN

No it wasn't Choo. It was just the right amount.

*Pain woke up and heard the announcement. He sat up, scanned his room, and thought to himself*

How'd the ruttin' hell did I wind up on the floor and why am I naked?

*Pain got up, grimaced as a surge of pain flooded his brain and got dressed. Pain then climbed out of his bunk and headed into the galley. He saw that there was someone new there and proceeded to say to noone in particular*

So who's the new guy?

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 12:11 PM

OATH

"Call me Szatsu. I believe you forgot something."

"Hm?" The man looked puzzled, until the five seconds passed for him to register he was pantless. "Oh, right. Thanks, bud."

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 3:55 PM

DRPAIN

*Pain grinned then turned and headed back to his bunk to get pants. Jayne shouted out*

Yeah Pain get some pants on. Ain't noone here wants to see yer package.

*Ertia gave a smile and said, blushing*

I don't mind seeing it.

*Jayne replied*

That's only cuz yer sleepin' with him.

*Ertia stuck out her tongue at Jayne as Mal said*

Can we please not discuss Pain's package while we're eatin'?

*Pain reemerged from his bunk wearing a pair of tan cargo pants that went with the brown TG Freight tank top he was wearing. He made sure his pants were buttoned up and reentered the galley. Pain then made his way over to the table, sat down next to Ertia, and started to shovel food on his plate.*

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 8:48 PM

CHOO1701

Seeing that we reached over 100 posts, its time for a fresh new thread:

Life On Board Serenity: Second Terraformed Planet to the right....

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=23919

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