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Coolest BDM swag yet!!!!

POSTED BY: TUDYKRAWKS
UPDATED: Friday, August 19, 2005 15:12
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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 8:08 PM

TUDYKRAWKS


so i work at a porn store, and one of the customers is a manager at a movie theatre. He apparently heard me talking about the BDM and today he comes in w/the movie theatre poster for the BDM and gives it to me as a gift!!!!! how awesome is that!!!! i don't mean to sound like i'm gloating but it is soooooo shiny!!!

"pain is scary"

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 8:43 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


I'm working in the wrong store!

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 10:28 PM

SIMONWHO


*wonders which porn store twg does work at*

That's really cool and thoughtful of the guy (although I hope he had plenty of other posters to lavishly decorate his movie theatre with) and now you have a shiny souvenir.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 12:20 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Quote:

so i work at a porn store,....


Not many folk anywhere can start out a sentence like that. And now we know what sort of folk those movie theatre managers are and where they spend their free time. But congrats anyway!

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 3:16 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW


Damn! Now I'm jealous on two counts!! I want that poster. :D

Yeah, TWG, which porn store do you work at? ;) It's worth the drive.

-Taylor

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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 3:32 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:
Quote:

so i work at a porn store,....


Not many folk anywhere can start out a sentence like that. And now we know what sort of folk those movie theatre managers are and where they spend their free time. But congrats anyway!




LOL! I'll have to keep an eye on the local theatre managers.

Lucky you to get a movie poster! I would love to get one to hang in my den.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 3:37 AM

GREEKTOOMEY


This is me, seething with envy.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 4:19 AM

RABIT


Quote:

Originally posted by GreekToomey:
This is me, seething with envy.

Uh... Cuz Tudykrawks got the poster or cuz Tudykrawks works at a porn store?

Rabit

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 4:23 AM

GREEKTOOMEY


The poster, dur. This is the internet, porn is free.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 9:53 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


I don't work at a porn store...i work at a regular ol retail clothing store. However, I am looking for a new job....


I don't know about all the products in the porn store...is there training available?

How soon before i meet the theatre manager with an extra poster?

Oh yeah, I'm seething with envy too...cause of the poster and possibly becasue of the job.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 10:44 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I don't know about all the products in the porn store...is there training available?





Dude!



Man, sometimes...being visually-minded and all...life is good!

-Taylor

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http://www.cafepress.com/norcalriviera

River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 11:02 AM

SLAYERFAN1975


Why when I worked at a porn store I didn't end up with cool swag like this? hehee

SF

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 11:11 AM

BADGERSHAT


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

I don't know about all the products in the porn store...is there training available?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"



So, does anyone here still wonder why I'm madly in love with ThatWeirdGirl??



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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 11:40 AM

KNIBBLET


Porn store eh? Here's a story of my life from two years ago.

So I'm walking home from the bus stop travelling down the trendy, bohemian street upon which I live 2 blocks off of ... stopping at every antique parlor, used book store and thrift shop along the way looking for a copy of "Angela's Ashes".

I need this book desperately for a speech I'm to give the following day. I step in each door asking if they have "Angela's Ashes" ... no ... no ... sorry, no ... just sold one, sorry ... no.

There's a shop called the Denmark that has white painted windows and I've never really thought about it although I've seen it for the past 14 years ...

The sign above the name says, "books, videos, novelties". I'm thinking BOOKS!!!!

I open the door to find the clerk - complete with chain running from earrings to bull ring through the nose to nipple rings - standing behind a glass fronted counter. The shelves in the counter are holding four different flavors of 'anal lube'.

I blink, blink again and tell him, "I don't think you have what I'm looking for."

"Why don't you try me?" is his response.

"Okay, I'm looking for a copy of "Angela's Ashes". I'm pretty certain you might have a copy of "Angela's Asses" but I really need the Frank McCourt version."

After he stopped laughing, he offered me a job. Why didn't I take it? hmmmmmmmm

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 4:59 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Great story!

Everytime I go to one, I find something that I just have no clue what it could be. There are some funky looking devices in those stores...and stuff.


Not that I go all that often...

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 5:54 PM

TRUTHSEEKER


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
...Everytime I go to one,...



Okay, now I'm in love with thatweirdgirl, too...

Sigh.....

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 6:17 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Along with "what does God need with a starship?" I am compelled to ask:

What is a porn store doing with a BDM poster?

My mind is suddenly wrought with bad porn movie title puns...thanks alot!

BWAH!
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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 6:36 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Are you kidding?

Think of the business and word of mouth that poster is going to generate!



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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 6:42 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


It's not the word of mouth that frightens me...
It's who might show up at the theatre.

I mean, will it really be fun to sit next to Paul Rubens everytime River is onscreen? I mean...dude, what is wrong with your bunk?

LOL!



BWAH!
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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 6:45 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


To be fair....i think there are a few on this site i might be afraid to sit next to....hehe


just kidding i love you guys...just, you know...bring a towel.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 6:45 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


I may have jumped over the line there.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 9:23 PM

TUDYKRAWKS


no such thing as crossing the line when i open w/ so i work at a porn store. to tell u the truth 90% of the ppl that come in r kewl, but the 10% that r creepy and nasty r the ones that come in most often, it's a wierd catch 22, oh and if u ever hav any questions about any of that stuff i'm all ears. come on i'm a professional this is the 2nd adult store i've worked at, so to me it's just info that i hav not dirty thoughts. especially b'c i don't even like porn hehehe :)

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 4:24 AM

TRUTHSEEKER


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I may have jumped over the line there.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"



What line? Where? I don't remember any line...

Actually, my friends and I have developed a handy little dance for line-jumping. You pantomime jumping sideways over the imaginary line, raise both hands in the air, and waggle your pelvis at the line defiantly.

This signifies that you are well aware of the line and scoff at its feeble attempt to restrain you.

Yes, indeed, this is the kind of thing that really goes on in the teacher's lounge of an elementary school.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 4:38 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by truthseeker:
Yes, indeed, this is the kind of thing that really goes on in the teacher's lounge of an elementary school.



I always thought they were doing the Time Warp...now I know better. Thank you.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Thursday, August 11, 2005 5:04 AM

GREEKTOOMEY


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
What is a porn store doing with a BDM poster?



Yeah, you'd think there would be an 'S' in there somewhere, wouldn't you?

...

Why are you all looking at me like that?

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 5:55 AM

CLIOMUSE


Alrighty then. I read the title and the first line of TUDYKRAWKS initial post while I was a little distracted. I immediately thought perhaps Universal was marketing...

**SPOILER SPACE**























Kaylee's signature line of things that run on batteries.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 6:10 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW


Quote:

Originally posted by truthseeker:
Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I may have jumped over the line there.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"



What line? Where? I don't remember any line...

Actually, my friends and I have developed a handy little dance for line-jumping. You pantomime jumping sideways over the imaginary line, raise both hands in the air, and waggle your pelvis at the line defiantly.

This signifies that you are well aware of the line and scoff at its feeble attempt to restrain you.

Yes, indeed, this is the kind of thing that really goes on in the teacher's lounge of an elementary school.

*** *** ***
The woods are the only place where I can see a clear path.



So I should warn my wife, right? Cause she starts teaching 2nd grade soon. And I teach high school...this stuff totally happens, but that shouldn't be a surprise.

-Taylor

http://norcalriviera.blogspot.com
http://www.cafepress.com/norcalriviera

River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 6:53 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Cliomuse:
Kaylee's signature line of things that run on batteries.



If only....and maybe some intimate wear designed by Inara?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Thursday, August 18, 2005 11:23 AM

YT

the movie is not the Series. Only the facts have been changed, to irritate the innocent; the names of the actors and characters remain the same


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
..and maybe some intimate wear designed by Inara?


How 'bout that huge ivory dildo, with bumps, in her shuttle. Not that I noticed it or anything . . . gotta go

Keep the Shiny Side Up . . .

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Thursday, August 18, 2005 12:05 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Quote:

Originally posted by YT:
Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
..and maybe some intimate wear designed by Inara?


How 'bout that huge ivory dildo, with bumps, in her shuttle. Not that I noticed it or anything . . . gotta go

Keep the Shiny Side Up . . .



Wha...? Hu? No! Really? Where? Where'd ya see THAT ?

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Friday, August 19, 2005 3:02 PM

YT

the movie is not the Series. Only the facts have been changed, to irritate the innocent; the names of the actors and characters remain the same


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:
Where'd ya see THAT ?


I think it's visible in more than one ep, but I happen to have disc 4 in the drive, so I checked Heart o' Gold. Sho' 'nuff. Chapter 3 (after the titles), about 5&3/4 minutes in, just after Inara finishes her wave with Nandi. The camera pans anticlockwise & Mal leans in from behind the curtain to say "Only because I was eavesdroppin' ". You can see the dildo, standing erect, to the lower left, next to the couch.

Wonder if it was visible in War Stories?

Keep the Shiny Side Up . . .

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Friday, August 19, 2005 3:12 PM

DROPPYMCCOOL


My wife got me the poster for our anneversary. I guess I better go to the porn store and get her something special.
Droppy

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