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A bit of humor--

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UPDATED: Tuesday, January 24, 2006 11:21
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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 9:47 AM

GLOBLABSURDITY


Maybe some of you have seen this, but I thought it would, perhaps, bring in a bit of humor to-- what may be for some of you--a borring day. Hope you get a good laugh.

19 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go

*Never judge a book by it's movie*
*The heart is an artist that paints over what profoundly disturbs it, leaving on the canvas a less dark,less sharp version of the truth*--D.Koontz (Forever Odd)

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 10:07 AM

FIRESTALKER


Hi~larious!!

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"You know what the definition of a hero is? Someone that gets other people killed."

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 10:52 AM

VOSHEXETER


"This distress wouldn't happen to be coming from some one's pants would it?"

vE

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 11:08 AM

GLOBLABSURDITY


Here,let me fix that for you--

"This distress wouldn't happen to be coming from someone's pants would it, in accordance with the prophesy?"--

There, now isn't that much better.Ha!


*Never judge a book by it's movie*
*The heart is an artist that paints over what profoundly disturbs it, leaving on the canvas a less dark,less sharp version of the truth*--D.Koontz (Forever Odd)

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 11:11 AM

QUEENOFTHENORTH


Hmm . . . I have this sudden urge to go sit out in the parking lot with a blow-dryer. I don't know why.

"I'm having one of those things - a headache with pictures."

"Of course I'm right. And if I'm not, may we all be horribly crushed from above somehow."

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to find out how to buy mine!

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 11:15 AM

HAEKELDRACHE


*rofl* That´s great, thank you, in Accordance With The Prophecy!

---

"Burn the land and boil the Sea, you can´t take the Sky from me..."

Haekeldrache is german for Crochetdragon

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 11:21 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


*Rock Bottom falls off chair laughing.. uh ..er.. turnbuckle*

U gonna be smart here Riva?!?

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