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Oh God! I want to Destroy Everyone!

POSTED BY: RIVER6213
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Sunday, February 12, 2006 11:45 AM

SERYN


aww.

I've made it a rule never to ask guys out sober.
I did it once when I was fourteen and have vowed never to do it again.

The most recent embaressing drunk moment was new years, I'd met two other Firefly fans at the party, and we went out to set off a load of fireworks in a nearby field, and got yelled at for shouting 'ooooh, shiny..' and 'oh look at the pretties' repeatedly at the top of our lungs. Quite tame compared I suppose.

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 11:46 AM

SINGATE


River6213 can you tell what it was that got you so bent outta shape? I've seen you turn up on a few posts in the past couple of days in quite a foul mood. You didn't even finish that Anakin thread you started. Please tell me it didn't have something do with that.

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 11:50 AM

CITIZEN


Don't you aww. me...

*shifty eyes*





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Sunday, February 12, 2006 11:57 AM

SERYN


I'll awww who I want to. You don't use lines like (she would, she had met me)

Actually, hearing why River wanted to blow us all to smithereens last night would be kind of interesting. When I first saw the thread title I was reminded of that Destroy all humans game, tha one that used to sponsor Stargate.

That looked like fun, did that not look like fun?


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Sunday, February 12, 2006 12:07 PM

CITIZEN


Quote:

You don't use lines like (she would, she had met me)

well its kinda the truth...

anyway, yeah the whole river thing would be interesting...

remember River, you tried cyber stalking me, you owe me...

The destroy all humans thing (was Star Trek TNG on sky one as well) was a British thing, I get the feeling that River is American, I maybe wrong...

starting some shit, CitizenIsn't all there...



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Sunday, February 12, 2006 12:20 PM

SERYN


Cyberstalking? What happened to the good old traditional hidin-outside-their-house-with-a-pair-of-binoculars type of stalking?

I long for the good old days of wobbling bushes and telephoto lenses...

Hm, yeah, It was a quite a british style of humor. And I'm geniunley intrigued about what could piss another off that much...



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Sunday, February 12, 2006 12:25 PM

CITIZEN


That's just so passé, it's the digital age now, get with the times!

Binoculars! pffft!

As for the rest...

It's called Clinical Depression, CitizenIs Freud...



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Sunday, February 12, 2006 12:39 PM

SERYN


Ahhhh, yes. You know I had that once, I decided I didn't like having it, so stopped taking the medication. I was a total nutter for a while, but then developed a way of detecting the signs early and clawing myself out of it.

It also helped that I stopped drinking so much.

Which is probably why my wildest drinking story was so lame.

I can't help being a traditionalist. So how do I go about cyberstalking you? Any handy hints or tips?

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 12:50 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by citizen:
This is similar to the one man battle I've been fighting in RWED, I applaud you

Hey, I'm there with ya most times, am I not?

Sidekick Chrisisall

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 12:51 PM

CITIZEN


Me too, but it was all self inflicted so I deserve it...

As for Cyberstalking, Seryn, you know you can stalk me whenever you want.

Tips, not sure, you could try following me around to the threads I post on



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Sunday, February 12, 2006 12:53 PM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Hey, I'm there with ya most times, am I not?

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True, and it is most appreciated

But it wouldn't sound as good as a two man show...

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 12:55 PM

SERYN


ah yeah, but most of the threads you post on are going way over my head.

(currently reading the RWED ones, I think i'm following them)

So you'd have all these intelligent, or even just long winded posts, and then you'd just have this crazy red haired chick burbling in the back ground.

I mean if you want that I can do that...

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 12:58 PM

CITIZEN


*Wonders what reason a sane man WOULDNT want that *

More with the long winded CitizenIs Over the Limit



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Sunday, February 12, 2006 1:06 PM

SHADOWCHILD


My love for River and hate for humanity collide...one side screams PUSH THE GORRAM BUTTON YOU NUT! the other is agreeing with Asa. But the destructive side is arguing, if were all dead, what would it matter? wed all go together...

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 1:43 PM

JADEHAND


I want that! The Thing with Seryn always being around. Yup sign me up. Oh and for the record, I step over to Seryn and Citizen's corner on this one. As much as some individuals or small groups of individuals can make me angry, I'm only only angry at them, not any and every group or association they have.
Besides buttons are easy, go for the up close kill and start with the stupid people. it will be more fun and all.


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Sunday, February 12, 2006 1:44 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by ShadowChild:

My love for River and hate for humanity collide...one side screams PUSH THE GORRAM BUTTON YOU NUT! the other is agreeing with Asa. But the destructive side is arguing, if were all dead, what would it matter? wed all go together...




Hey, ShadowChild, :)

On the one hand I'd have to agree with Asa too (oh, wait, gorammit, that's me! lol). And as for the destructive side, I dunno, I love River; and I love to talk about River; and I love to be with people who love River; and I love to be with people who love to talk about River. :)

And I just found a particular person here today who made me feel, well, like I hope they don't push that button! :) So, let's don't, and say we did; in fact, let's not even say we did.

Oh man! I'm in such a River mood, like you wouldn't believe it. :) Okay, just to rip off Yeats a spell,

Come away, O River Tam!
To the land of dreams, where I now am.
Hand in hand, 2 by 2,
We'll take care of each other; I'll knit for you.

:)


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Sunday, February 12, 2006 2:05 PM

CITIZEN


Here’s a reason, what right does any human have to decide the fate of another, let alone what right does any human have to decide the fate of the entire species?

Here’s something, if we're worthy of life, as a species, we shall survive, if not we'll destroy ourselves. We're already on that path, so let it take it's course, we'll either realise our mistake and evolve, or we'll destroy ourselves for the bottom line, either way, we'll know the truth...




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Sunday, February 12, 2006 2:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Give me one good reason why you should all live...just one good reason.



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Sunday, February 12, 2006 3:34 PM

GUTTERBALL


Quote:

Originally posted by asarian:
And I just found a particular person here today who made me feel, well, like I hope they don't push that button!



Heh, I'm pretty sure that wasn't me. I'm still vacillating between W2s and Jayne. I mean, W2s are real and sucky. Jayne is not real and is quite shiny.

Hmm...

Quote:

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But only cunning orange hats, right?

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 4:00 PM

DOG13000


It won't matter... it will be a good death. There will be no shame in this. In a man's death, a man who has done fine works. We're making a better world. All of them. Better worlds.

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 4:04 PM

KPO

Sometimes you own the libs. Sometimes, the libs own you.


Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:
ok, gross racism no, I'd go back and amend that one but then your reply would make no sense. It likely he didn't even think about what he was typing and meant nothing by it. But there is no way that you can say his words were more accurate.

Muslim and Islamic people are NOT the ones holding the bombs. Islam, just like Christianity and all the other belief systems, actively condems violence (mind you, never read the books, couldn't do an accurate breakdown, this is what my muslim friends have told me) And theres no way in hell you can blame the actions of the few twisted nutcases on the thousands who live and die peacefully like everyone else.

And that kind of woolly thinking is to blame for lots of problems, which is why I made an issue of it. It's that sort of lack of definition that gets Paediatricians' hounded out of their homes and attacked when a child is found dead.

Its kind of a personal issue, a mosque was bombed recently in my area by people who didn't recognise the difference between the religion and the extremists.

I mean by the same token, he could have said 'are you Christian or something?' There've been Catholics killing Protestants and vice versa in Northern Ireland for god knows how many decades.
Blowing the crap out of other people has nothing to do with religion or nationality, and everything to do with madness and hate, so 'political and religious extremists' is way more accurate.

And like I said, i'm in a lot of pain at the moment and not in the mood to tolerate things I would normally let slide.

I apologise to everyone for making you read this stuff, but I think it had to be pointed out.

Yes, I fully accept that I am an attention seeking whore. But first and foremost, I'm a BDH whore. So no blowing up the planet with out my say so, Nathan is way to precious!

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I can't disagree with much of what you say, and I don't want to try and 'shoot you down' 'cos you seem a nice person and your motives are good.

I totally agree - Islam is not an inherrently violent religion. As you say, none of them really are if you go by 'the book'. And the vast majority of muslims you meet will be decent, respectable people not entirely consumed by madness and hate, especially if you look in western countries. I reckon I detest attacks upon mosques and the like as much as you do.

Thankfully we have lots of reasonable people in our society such as yourself who are well aware of these truths. What sometimes irks me (not as much as mosque bombings, but still) is how reasonable people with good motives strive to utterly vindicate the Islamic world as a whole.

I sincerely hope that I'm not inciting people to go and blow up the decent, respectable people in the local mosque, but I do believe that the pervading atmosphere of hate towards the west in the Islamic world is the starting point for the extremism. I can't claim to be that knowledgeable about what they preach in mosques the world over, but there is I believe an unreasonable antipathy towards the west that stems more from an inferiority complex than supposed western aggression and persecution. Maybe they don't often preach violence, but they do seem to preach anger and contempt towards the west. This, in my mind leads to extremism (in extreme cases).

When someone like Jonus makes a quip associating Muslims with terrorism or violence I will probably not find it funny, but I don't think the stigma is an entirely unfair one as this kind of problem is unique to Islam in my view (I would have to argue wars and statistics in order to press this point so we may have to agree to disagree on it).


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Sunday, February 12, 2006 7:23 PM

BITTERBIERCE


I can be happy with you destroying humanity, just so long as you make sure you destroy the ENTIRE BIOSPHERE. Make sure you destroy everything along with humanity, that's the key: so long as you destroy humanity, make sure you destroy what might be ALL LIVING MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE. Then, and only then can you say you've really accomplished something.

As far as I'm concerned, I'd probably just kill 90%. I'd keep good looking blond girls and a few geniuses around to compensate, and probably a lot of Firefly fans. Gotta repopulate the good way. Well, maybe just 90%- gotta have some good specimins from the other people's of the Earth-that-won't-be. So long as we're talking the impossible here, I would like to bring back young versions of Shakespeare, HL Mencken, Leonardo DaVinci, John Dunne, John Donne, and about three or four dozen of the better philosophers along with a couple hundred or so of the best scientists. Gotta be young. And we've gotta make 'em breed with some of the cute women, like a lot of kids, not just a few (if you want to live and you're a cute and smart woman, sorry, but you've got to pump out at least a dozen kids each. Other than that, it's curtains for you. Don't worry, some of you will get to do it with Nathan).

Oh, and Morgan Webb. She's for me though.


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Sunday, February 12, 2006 7:31 PM

GUTTERBALL


Quote:

Originally posted by BitterBierce:
And we've gotta make 'em breed with some of the cute women, like a lot of kids, not just a few (if you want to live and you're a cute and smart woman, sorry, but you've got to pump out at least a dozen kids each. Other than that, it's curtains for you. Don't worry, some of you will get to do it with Nathan).



And we can take care of any possibility of hunger/poverty by eating/selling any stupid and/or ugly kids that might accidentally form due to genetic vagaries.

{/Modest Proposal snark}

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Monday, February 13, 2006 12:48 AM

SERYN


*wonders if its a bad thing that she's a red head and not so cute*

Ok, you can go with that plan, but with one proviso - one of those scientists will find a way to let men have babies, and the ghosts of all the desceased red-heads and brunettes will gather round to point and laugh while BB 'pumps out' his dozen.



KPO - yup fair point, be we will agree to disagree on the stigma thing, i'm not saying that there isn't one but thats its almost wholly created by the distortions of the media - theres all those thousands upon thousands of Muslim and Islamic people who condem the violence but they are not news worthy so the average man in the street only sees the (relitively few) extremists and rioters and shapes his opinion from that.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 1:03 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:

*wonders if its a bad thing that she's a red head and not so cute*



Funny, that is; I have to think about Saffron, all of a sudden... I'll be in my bunk. :)


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Monday, February 13, 2006 7:20 AM

JONUS


Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:
Quote:

Originally posted by Jonus:
Are you a Muslim or Islamic or something? They tend to blow themselves and others up.

Attack me, not my opinion.




Oh, theres a couple of words you got wrong there sweetie,'stead of 'Muslim or Islamic' the words you are wanting are 'religious or political extremist'

Head scarves and which particular book you subscribe too have absolutely f**k all to do with big red buttons.

Just to let you know, its that kind of wolly thinking that makes me think she's got the right idea.


This is not the forum for gross racism.

And before you all start shouting at me for trolling about and being generally nasty, and as much as I'd love not to bump this thread right back up again, I'm having a really bad, very, very painful day, so i'd love to not be alive at this point in time.

But death is the suckers option.

Deal with it.




You're right. I regret my comment. It was meant to be funny but it obviously BOMBED (no pun intended...well...actually )

I realize that not all Muslims or Islamics are terrorists. It's like saying all Jews were responsible for the crucifixion of Jesus or that all Germans were responsible for the Holocaust, which is just rediculous, irrational, ignorant logic. Sorry if I offended anyone. It was really stupid of me to say.

Attack me, not my opinion.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 8:44 AM

MILFORD


Can you recalibrate that button for Fox executives? If, so, then knock yourself out. Push it all day long. If not, then would you mind until after spring break?

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Monday, February 13, 2006 8:45 AM

RIVER6213


Quote:

Originally posted by BitterBierce:
I can be happy with you destroying humanity, just so long as you make sure you destroy the ENTIRE BIOSPHERE. Make sure you destroy everything along with humanity, that's the key: so long as you destroy humanity, make sure you destroy what might be ALL LIVING MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE. Then, and only then can you say you've really accomplished something.

As far as I'm concerned, I'd probably just kill 90%. I'd keep good looking blond girls and a few geniuses around to compensate, and probably a lot of Firefly fans. Gotta repopulate the good way. Well, maybe just 90%- gotta have some good specimins from the other people's of the Earth-that-won't-be. So long as we're talking the impossible here, I would like to bring back young versions of Shakespeare, HL Mencken, Leonardo DaVinci, John Dunne, John Donne, and about three or four dozen of the better philosophers along with a couple hundred or so of the best scientists. Gotta be young. And we've gotta make 'em breed with some of the cute women, like a lot of kids, not just a few (if you want to live and you're a cute and smart woman, sorry, but you've got to pump out at least a dozen kids each. Other than that, it's curtains for you. Don't worry, some of you will get to do it with Nathan).

Oh, and Morgan Webb. She's for me though.


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No!
Destroying the whole biosphere is not what I had in mind. I want humanity to suffer and suffer big. I want all major cities destroyed. I want all farm lands ravaged. I want all foodstuff contaminated, and I want all animal life to die. I want at least 97% of the human population dead by nuclear or biological means, and I want the remaining 3% to suffer...suffer to the point where the angels shall weep.

I want the remaining humans fighting over rats for food, I want cannabalsim to be rampant. I want the very soul of humanity to despair. I want nothing but dust in the mouths of the survivors.

Humanity is not fit to exist. Everytime I go out of my home and get a "taste" of human existance,I am always convinced right there that humanity needs to go, has to go. It is a cruel, mean, evil thing that simply needs to die. It's so called goodness is seriously out-stripped by its capacity for complete evil.

I stayed home from work today because I simply cannot deal with the monsters called human beings.

Some person here said that he's tired of people who's lives are screwed up, so they want to take their anger out on the innocent,decent society (What decent society is that?) well, I have news for you, my life is by the so-called civilized world, is a good life. I make more money than I really should be making. I have 3 houses, 4 cars and I belong to several prestigous country clubs, so financially, my life is ideal. I have no enemies, no debts, and I could up and decide that I need a vacation right now, and go touring around the world; I have money and freedom.

But screw all of that. The human race needs to go, and if I DID have the means to end the planet....by the god's I would in a second, so tonight, all you relgious types better get on your knees, and thank your god's that I don't have the power of global destruction in my hands.

River






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Monday, February 13, 2006 8:48 AM

CANTONMUDDER


I guess someone didn't like the cornbread either.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 8:51 AM

AGENTROUKA


Have you contemplated that suicide might be the easier option? :)

100& relief from all stupid humans.

0% effort in killing them.

0% boredom and disgust afterwards.




If you're still looking for good sides to humanity: only humans can make ice cream. I consider that a serious upside.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 9:00 AM

GUTTERBALL


Quote:

Originally posted by CantonMudder:
I guess someone didn't like the cornbread either.



Well, it was a little mushy. Maybe not to the point of suffering to the last breath, but pretty close.

Nothin' worse than bad cornbread.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 9:10 AM

RIVER6213


Quote:

Originally posted by AgentRouka:
Have you contemplated that suicide might be the easier option? :)

100& relief from all stupid humans.

0% effort in killing them.

0% boredom and disgust afterwards.




If you're still looking for good sides to humanity: only humans can make ice cream. I consider that a serious upside.




Suicide? Yes, I think of it often, but thinking about it is much different than actually doing it. I rather be in orbit, in a spaceship watching humanity get what it deserves...nuked into the ashes without mercy.

River


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Monday, February 13, 2006 9:13 AM

AGENTROUKA


Quote:

Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Suicide? Yes, I think of it often, but thinking about it is much different than actually doing it. I rather be in orbit, in a spaceship watching humanity get what it deserves...nuked into the ashes without mercy.

River





Be sure to bring toys then. *g* Might get boring once the last of us have wheezed it to the bitter end.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 9:23 AM

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Monday, February 13, 2006 9:23 AM

TAYEATRA


If you destroy humanity you destroy Joss Whedon and there is no coming back from that.

Plus the fact that a great many people are living in there own version of hell and if you destroy them they'd probably appreciate it. Kinda wrecks your point.

Dark Angel, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Enterprise, Farscape... anything else you'd like to cancel?

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Monday, February 13, 2006 11:04 AM

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River, please do sign this, should you begin to seriously contemplate that whole suicide option.

I River herby declare it my intention that upon the occaision of my death I will leave my three houses, four cars, country club subscriptions, life insurance payouts and all contained therein, to the fine people at Fireflyfans.net. To be used solely for the purpose of financing that site in its continued mission of providing respite from the Firefly-free world, as well as amusing and informing its inhabitants.
I do however leave some of my boundless piles of cashy money to pay of the debts crippling FFFans less fortunate in financial matters than my self, but far outstripping me in the ability to Think Positive.
I feel that this would be infinitly more useful than blowing the entire planet to kingdom fucking come.

Signed _____________________

13/02/06.


Alternatively, you can dump the sodding country clubs, sell one or two of the houses and at least two of the cars, use the money to fly to africa or wherever and start digging wells and building irrigation systems, outfitting hospitals and orphanages.
I.e use all of the material riches you are incredibly fortunate to posess in order to benefit people who still seem to give a crap about the planet they inhabit, who are grateful for every single second of experience they get, because its pretty much all they get. God even just tour the globe, benefiting no-one but your self and taking a really hard look at this little planet you are so casually dismissing because of one species of animal that doesn't happen to be to your taste. Shit, just even take out a subscription to National Geographic. Instead of sitting round a pool in a country club sipping down chemicals and glaring at all the over paid, overstuffed, souless, pampered idiots who apparently frequent the places you hang around a lot of the time.

You hate the people you are forced to come into contact with, but unlike many here you can at least change the people. And if after you've travelled the globe and are still so closed off and bad tempered that you cant find anyone you like, then no, you still don't get to blow up the planet. Because the people who actually live on this rock don't want you too.
But theres always the second option. Just don't forget to sign above first.

Jonus, yes, I realise now that it was probably a joke, but my sense of humor was on holiday yesterday. 'parently still is.


**yes, I realise full well that this could all just be another big joke. But describing a list of wants that nasty and graphic goes way beyond any brand of humor I have ever known before. Its not funny, save it for when a serial killers convention comes to town.








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Monday, February 13, 2006 11:14 AM

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River6213, I think I LOVE YOU!





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Monday, February 13, 2006 11:25 AM

BITTERBIERCE


If the human race must go, so must all life in the universe. None of this "aw, humanity is the bad part", it's all bad or it's not. Crack the globe if you're going to, and kill all the cute puppies and sweet looking animals too. Everything must go!

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Monday, February 13, 2006 11:29 AM

CITIZEN


Seryn:
He's just upset because he can't have them ficken sharks with fricken lasers on their fricken heads.

Oh and the Alan Parsons project failed (the big arse laser on the moon, not the group).

Jonus:
Quote:

Originally posted by Jonus:
Attack me, not my opinion.


Oh, okay, you're ugly and you smell bad

River:
If your so rich go to a psychatrist and let them deal with the loose marbles in your head.

Ain't no couches here.

Ain't no Freudian Slip, CitizenIsBored.



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Monday, February 13, 2006 11:43 AM

RIVER6213


Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:
River, please do sign this, should you begin to seriously contemplate that whole suicide option.

I River herby declare it my intention that upon the occaision of my death I will leave my three houses, four cars, country club subscriptions, life insurance payouts and all contained therein, to the fine people at Fireflyfans.net. To be used solely for the purpose of financing that site in its continued mission of providing respite from the Firefly-free world, as well as amusing and informing its inhabitants.
I do however leave some of my boundless piles of cashy money to pay of the debts crippling FFFans less fortunate in financial matters than my self, but far outstripping me in the ability to Think Positive.
I feel that this would be infinitly more useful than blowing the entire planet to kingdom fucking come.

Signed: River6213

13/02/06.


Alternatively, you can dump the sodding country clubs, sell one or two of the houses and at least two of the cars, use the money to fly to africa or wherever and start digging wells and building irrigation systems, outfitting hospitals and orphanages.
I.e use all of the material riches you are incredibly fortunate to posess in order to benefit people who still seem to give a crap about the planet they inhabit, who are grateful for every single second of experience they get, because its pretty much all they get. God even just tour the globe, benefiting no-one but your self and taking a really hard look at this little planet you are so casually dismissing because of one species of animal that doesn't happen to be to your taste. Shit, just even take out a subscription to National Geographic. Instead of sitting round a pool in a country club sipping down chemicals and glaring at all the over paid, overstuffed, souless, pampered idiots who apparently frequent the places you hang around a lot of the time.

You hate the people you are forced to come into contact with, but unlike many here you can at least change the people. And if after you've travelled the globe and are still so closed off and bad tempered that you cant find anyone you like, then no, you still don't get to blow up the planet. Because the people who actually live on this rock don't want you too.
But theres always the second option. Just don't forget to sign above first.



What are you talking about? I was a volunteer in Green peace for 8 years when I was younger. I have traveled all over this gorram planet, and half those places I traveled to were hell holes devoid of anything good. I pitched in like a good girl and gave a hand in hope of giving others a better chance at a future. I have helped many people, and families in my time, but those were the days when I was an idealist. Those were the days when I had hope for humanity. Those were the days when I believed that there was something worth saving in humans. I used to LOVE people, but no more; I fucking woke up. Humanity is an enemy to be destroyed. It's just that simple.

The one thing human beings are perfect at is hurting, and killing. We are a mean-spirited species. We are mean starting from being children in the school yard, and we carry that meaness into our adulthood.

You can learn everything about the human animal just by observing children in a school yard. We are the masters of destruction. People are evil, just plain evil. And I need to escape from them.

BTW I signed your stupid letter, so if I get into a foul enough mood and decide to do myself in, you can have all that I own... knock yourself out.

River




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Monday, February 13, 2006 11:45 AM

GUTTERBALL


Quote:

Originally posted by BitterBierce:
Crack the globe if you're going to, and kill all the cute puppies and sweet looking animals too. Everything must go!



Like a fire sale, don'cha think?

It's of interest to me how people who don't bat an eye at genocide have a problem nuking puppies. Now, make this a planet full of spiders and scorpions, and no one would have a single problem with the "kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out" mentality.

Ponderous, man. Ponderous.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 11:48 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by GutterBall:
Now, make this a planet full of spiders and scorpions, and no one would have a single problem with the "kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out" mentality.



I would. I love spiders.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 11:55 AM

BRITCHICK


Quote:

Originally posted by RiveR6213:
[Band I want the remaining 3% to suffer...suffer to the point where the angels shall weep.

I want the remaining humans fighting over rats for food, I want cannabalsim to be rampant. I want the very soul of humanity to despair. I want nothing but dust in the mouths of the survivors.

Humanity is not fit to exist. Everytime I go out of my home and get a "taste" of human existance,I am always convinced right there that humanity needs to go, has to go. It is a cruel, mean, evil thing that simply needs to die. It's so called goodness is seriously out-stripped by its capacity for complete evil.





Um, wanting to annihilate 100% of the human race, including yourselfg is one thing... but wanting to annihilate 97% so that the remaning 3% suffer..fight over food...cannibalism etc... aren't you kinda turning into that "cruel mean, evil thing" that you despise so much?





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Monday, February 13, 2006 11:56 AM

RIVER6213


Cute little puppies should be the 1st casualties of my crusade against humanity, and life in general. They should be the 1st ones up against the wall.

So far, not one of you have come up with any good reason why humanity should live....not one of you, though, I'm really not surprised. Its hard defending a species that are natural born killers.

River

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Monday, February 13, 2006 12:01 PM

GUTTERBALL


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:

Originally posted by GutterBall:
Now, make this a planet full of spiders and scorpions, and no one would have a single problem with the "kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out" mentality.



I would. I love spiders.



*sigh* I should have known. There's always one. Egads!

What, no takers on the scorpions?

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Monday, February 13, 2006 12:03 PM

RIVER6213


Quote:

Originally posted by britchick:
Quote:

Originally posted by RiveR6213:
[Band I want the remaining 3% to suffer...suffer to the point where the angels shall weep.

I want the remaining humans fighting over rats for food, I want cannabalsim to be rampant. I want the very soul of humanity to despair. I want nothing but dust in the mouths of the survivors.

Humanity is not fit to exist. Everytime I go out of my home and get a "taste" of human existance,I am always convinced right there that humanity needs to go, has to go. It is a cruel, mean, evil thing that simply needs to die. It's so called goodness is seriously out-stripped by its capacity for complete evil.





Um, wanting to annihilate 100% of the human race, including yourselfg is one thing... but wanting to annihilate 97% so that the remaning 3% suffer..fight over food...cannibalism etc... aren't you kinda turning into that "cruel mean, evil thing" that you despise so much?




Yes, you are correct. It is cruel, and it is mean. I want revenge. I too have become the monster, but that is to be expected. I never said I was innocent. I have spent my life being the "good girl" but now I realize that I must become just as mean and evil as all of humanity. In order to defeat evil, you must become evil.

River


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Monday, February 13, 2006 12:05 PM

BRITCHICK


Quote:

Originally posted by GutterBall:
Now, make this a planet full of spiders and scorpions, and no one would have a single problem with the "kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out" mentality.

What, no takers on the scorpions?




What's the definition of "full"? I mean, is it end to end full, or could the scorpions all be kept in one place? If it's the latter, and as long as they are all kept happy and as far away from me as possible, then I'd volunteer to take the scorpions.

Unless someone else wants them?




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Monday, February 13, 2006 12:15 PM

RIVER6213


Quote:

Originally posted by citizen:
Seryn:
He's just upset because he can't have them ficken sharks with fricken lasers on their fricken heads.

Oh and the Alan Parsons project failed (the big arse laser on the moon, not the group).

Jonus:
Quote:

Originally posted by Jonus:
Attack me, not my opinion.


Oh, okay, you're ugly and you smell bad

River:
If your so rich go to a psychatrist and let them deal with the loose marbles in your head.

Ain't no couches here.

Ain't no Freudian Slip, CitizenIsBored.



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Citizen,
I need no psychatrist, nor am I seeking one at this time because there is no need for one.

BTW, I read one of your posts in this thread where you claimed I was stalking you? Now why on earth would I do such a thing? What would make you so special that I would take time out of my life to stalk you? Is this male ego in action again?

River

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Monday, February 13, 2006 12:28 PM

RIVER6213


Quote:

Originally posted by Tayeatra:
If you destroy humanity you destroy Joss Whedon and there is no coming back from that.

Plus the fact that a great many people are living in there own version of hell and if you destroy them they'd probably appreciate it. Kinda wrecks your point.

Dark Angel, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Enterprise, Farscape... anything else you'd like to cancel?





Don't make me say it...

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Monday, February 13, 2006 12:44 PM

HIXIE129


River,

I too had good in me till several years ago. Reavers are Buddhists compared to me. End it all, and take everything with you... PUSH THE BUTTON!
I also have money and don't have to work. I just can't stand the human race anymore.. I'm there for you if can't make that final effort and need help pressing down on the button.
But if you believe that someone will make an argument and convince you that you shouldn't destroy all life then add this one thing to that argument.

I like the way you think; you're my kind of stupid. --- I'll make you dinner.


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