JAYNE! by shinytalent

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JAYNE!

POSTED BY: SHINYTALENT
UPDATED: Thursday, June 8, 2006 20:57
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Wednesday, December 28, 2005 10:58 PM

Now I've been thinking Jayne really does come up with some wonderful lines.
What are some of your favorites?

Mine still has to be:
"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth"

**JayneFest '06 comin to a town near you!**

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Wednesday, December 28, 2005 11:10 PM

CBY

The one and only: "I'll be in my bunk!".

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Friday, December 30, 2005 1:00 AM

SHUTTLE2

HAHA!!

How about: "Time for some thrilling heroics".

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Friday, December 30, 2005 7:17 AM

BITTYCANNON

"There's nothin' more deceivin' than a lowdown dirty deceiver."

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Friday, December 30, 2005 7:31 AM

CAUSAL

"She mad, or somethin'?"

Oh, and,

"Pain is scary..."

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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

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Friday, December 30, 2005 7:32 AM

DEANTJEEP

"Let's be bad GUYS." Of course!

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Friday, December 30, 2005 7:51 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

“Boy, sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don’tcha think?”

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Friday, December 30, 2005 7:52 AM

HISTORY

"Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?"

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"Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something right."

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Zoë: How much ammo we got left?
Jayne Cobb: Three full mags, and my swinging cod!

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Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.

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Friday, December 30, 2005 7:59 AM

ACESANDEIGHTS

Zoe: "Is that Jayne? Wash pinch me, I must be dreaming"

Jayne: "Aw hell, I'll pinch ya!"

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Saturday, December 31, 2005 9:23 AM

JOEYSTALIN

"I like smackin'em"

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Saturday, December 31, 2005 9:36 AM

CAUSAL

Jayne: Smells like crotch.

Kaylee: Jayne!

Jayne: Well, it does...

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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

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Saturday, December 31, 2005 11:43 AM

VIOLETRIX

Quote:
"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth"

you beat me to the punch, shiny. you won this round...

that is still my favorite quote. it's just so... there are so many possibilities with that. if he doesn't kiss em on the mouth, where does he kiss them? the imagery is nice.

jaynefest '06!

is it 2006 where other people are yet?

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
you won't remember anyway

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Monday, January 2, 2006 1:53 PM

HUMBUG

My favourite Jayne-ism is the quote I use in my signature, from the BDM!!!

Humbug

"She's starting to damage my calm!" Jayne, Serenity

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Monday, January 2, 2006 1:59 PM

RODWY

Quote:
Originally posted by CBY:
The one and only: "I'll be in my bunk!".

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That ones always good.

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Mal: Define Interesting
Wash: Oh god, Oh god, We're all gonna die?

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Monday, January 2, 2006 2:20 PM

RODWY

Jayne: "What 'r we gonna do? Clone 'im?"

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Mal: Define Interesting
Wash: Oh god, Oh god, We're all gonna die?

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Monday, January 2, 2006 2:28 PM

REALLYKAYLEE

"Sorta cunning don'cha think?"

i don't know anything with jayne is hot.

shakespeare: more words than God.

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Monday, January 2, 2006 2:34 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."

Really, there are too many to have just one favorite.

When Simon is telling the crew River's "safe word" that'll put her to sleep, and Jayne jumps up: "Don't SAY it!"
Zoe: "It only works on River, Jayne."
Jayne: "Well... Now I know that..."

Also: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar."

Grrrrr. Arrrgghh.

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Monday, January 2, 2006 3:00 PM

OMELET

The quote in my sig just made me burst out laughing when I saw it. Also, the time when Jayne was reading the letter from his mother and put on the lovely hat of his. I guess reading wasn't his top priority in life.

Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

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Monday, January 2, 2006 3:07 PM

FIREFLYSADIST

"Captain says you're to stay put, doesn't want you to run afoul of his blushing psychotic bride. She figures out who y'are shell turn you in before you can say.... don't turn me in... lady....."

Hey all, im new in posting, but I have been reading Yours for months!

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Monday, January 2, 2006 4:30 PM

VIOLETRIX

all of these jayne quotes are awesome! i think he and wash really have the best lines. jayne is so... he's not that smart. but he makes up for that in hotness.

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you won't remember anyway

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Monday, January 2, 2006 5:46 PM

SHINYTALENT

Hey Omelet, if you were that drop-dead hot would you seriously be bothered with reading when you have a talent for guns and whorin?

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Monday, January 2, 2006 5:51 PM

OMELET

Quote:
Originally posted by shinytalent:
Hey Omelet, if you were that drop-dead hot would you seriously be bothered with reading when you have a talent for guns and whorin?

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

Only if you needed to find the whore house or gun shop.

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

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Tuesday, January 3, 2006 2:09 AM

REALLYKAYLEE

another great one with wash:

"You wanna go little man?"
"Only if it's someplace with candlelight."

how tudyk says it is just beyond priceless! and baldwin's reaction is . . . beyond . . . words . . .

shakespeare: more words than God.

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Tuesday, January 3, 2006 2:19 AM

KANESKI

"You can't change that by getting all... bendy..."

Not a quote, but when he's staring down the officer in Bushwhacked and the feds are finding all his weapons. The look just says "Problem?"

"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hillfolk and it was the best day ever!"

"So does this! Call it 'Vera'"

"What'd y'all order a dead guy for?"

"Maybe it's gold."... "I have respect! I'm just saying... " *points* "Gold!"

"I once hit a man in the neck at 500 yards with a bent scope, don't that count upstairs?"

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Tuesday, January 3, 2006 2:38 AM

CANTONHEROINE

"I was aimin' for his head." The way he was talkin' out the side of his mouth was priceless!
Also the one in my signature.

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"Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'."

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Tuesday, January 3, 2006 4:22 AM

J6NGO1977

'Hey, you know, we'd have been back first, except there's somethin' wrong with Inara's shuttle. She done somethin' to it, Mal. It smells funny.'

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Tuesday, January 3, 2006 11:02 AM

AFTERGLOW

Jayne!! He is my very favorite character.
In Bushwhacked, Jane is raiding the freighter's kitchen and hears a noise that he shoots at. When the victim is found to be a small, weak survivor of the Reaver attack, Simon sarcastically calls Jayne's judgement into question.
Jane's reply:
"Looked bigger when I couldn't see him."
Too funny.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 7:05 AM

SINGATE

In OIS when they are discussing how dangerous River really is, Jayne, who is off camera yells: "Butcher's knife!".

In "Trash" when Jayne is paralyzed he has some of the funniest facial expressions while reacting to what Simon is saying. Not a lot of dialogue but then again Jayne's strength isn't talking.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 7:19 AM

FLYWITHMECAPTN

All of his lines are my favorite.

Here's another:

Jayne: What we need's a diversion. I say Zoe gets naked.
Wash: Nope.
Jayne: I could get naked.
Wash and Zoe: No!

Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 6:20 PM

25MYTURN25

personally I am quite fond of

"I like smackin 'em"

and

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." Like at a time where their lives could be in danger and people are realizing they have been played for fools, he says the most inappropriat thing, So very jayne - - -P.s. (off topic) what does BDM stand for. I hear people use this to refer to the movie [serenity] but I don't quite know what it actually stands for, Please answer lol

If someone tries to kill you. . . You try and Kill em' right back!

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 7:39 PM

SPACEMANSPIFF

BDM = Big Damn Movie.

Reference to when Mal asks Zoe something like,

"What does that make us"

"Big Damn Heores Sir."

"Damn right."

I'm paraphrasing. BDH is Big Damn Heroes, the term given to out beloved cast.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 8:43 PM

VIOLETRIX

jayne!

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
you won't remember anyway

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 8:49 PM

NEVERED

i just love the whole episode of jaynestown.

it's in my top four episodes: with Ariel, Out of Gas, and War Stories.

The hero of Canton, the man they call "Jayne"

"You threw a riot? on account of me?" *gets all choked up and teary-eyed*

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 4:02 AM

JAYRO

From Trash:

"She'll turn ya in before ya can say, 'Don't turn me in, lady!'"

And from Ariel:

"Aw, dammit, if I'd wanted to learn schoolin' I woulda gone to school!"

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"She's in Congress?"

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 4:37 AM

HAEKELDRACHE

My favourite Jayne dialogue is maybe this one:

Jayne: "You can´t change that by gettin all... bendy" Wash: "Al what?" J:"You got the light from the console... to keep you... Lift you up. Oh, they shine like..." *grasps at the air* ".. little angels." *starts smiling, falls to the ground* W: "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

I couln´t stop laughing for almost five Minutes, that was great! ;)

"Burn the land and boil the Sea, you can´t take the Sky from me..."

Haekeldrache is german for Crochetdragon

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 4:42 AM

MEENOL

How can everyone forget the wonderful Jayne-Lawrence scene, packed full of beautiful lines

"He was unspecific as to how."
*draws a knife*

"Pain is scary..."

"I can see you're not stupid."
"I wish I could say the same, Lawrence."

"I was going to get me a ear too."

There are just too many in the series overall...

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No, THIS is what going mad feels like.

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 7:06 AM

XENOPROBE

There are just sooo many to chose from!

In Serenity (the episodes, as opposed to the BDM) after Mal, Zoe and Jayne leave Badger and are discussing how to unburden themselves of Alliance-marked goods, Jayne starts muttering to himself as Mal and Zoe continue talking.

He's rumbling about how he signed on for 10% of the take and says something like "... let's see, 10% of zero... add zero to zero... carry the zero..."

(He may actually say 'nothing' instead of zero... now I'll have to go watch it again, shucks-darn!)

What can I tell you baby? I've always been bad...

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Monday, February 13, 2006 5:10 PM

VIOLETRIX

*sigh*

jayne.

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
gone, i say and walk from church,
refusing the stiff procession to the grave,
letting the dead ride alone in the hearse.
it is june. i am tired of being brave.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 5:23 PM

FOLLOWMAL

*smiles fondly at Violetrix' "JAYNE" sigh.

I will be polite and not remind you of MAL.
No, not in a Jayne thread.

My favorite is " She's starting to damage my calm." We use it in our house all the time. My Mom, she's 72, loves it the most and I heard her use it on the phone this mornin'.

" You hold. Hold til I get back." Mal

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Monday, February 13, 2006 5:25 PM

GRIZWALD

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That 'un... right up there. My favorite.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 7:02 PM

VIOLETRIX

Quote:
*smiles fondly at Violetrix' "JAYNE" sigh.

i told ya i was a BDH whore. but does lovin' only 2 BDH's make me a whore? or am i just a BDH enthusiast? i'd hop into either one of those bunks, baby.
but jayne still wins.

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
gone, i say and walk from church,
refusing the stiff procession to the grave,
letting the dead ride alone in the hearse.
it is june. i am tired of being brave.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 12:53 PM

GUTTERBALL

Ah! So many Jayne quotes; so little time! Seems like every time he opens his mouth, either pure comic gold or pure raw sewage spills out....

The only liquid I see is the puddle of piss refusing to pay us our wage!

Badger: Won't deal with me. 'S taken an irrational dislike.
Jayne: *mouth full* What happened...'d he see your face?

Mal: You backed out of a deal last time. Left us hangin.
Jayne: *mouth full* Hurt our feelins.

Mal: Why didn't you turn on me, Jayne?
Jayne: Money wasn't good enough.
Mal: When it is?
Jayne: *little grin* Weeellll...that'll be an interesting day.

Can I start gettin sexed already?

Jayne: I don't know these folks. Don't much care to.
Mal: They're whores.
Jayne: I'm in.

Hey, I got a idea. 'Stead of standin around playin art critic, why don't we move away from this eerie-ass piece o' work and get on with our increasinly eerie-ass day?

River: Your toes are in the sand.
Jayne: And your head's up your--
Simon: HEY!

Jayne: *after River's cockney display* That right there? Exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.

Sure you don't just wanna piss yourself and run like you did with Badger?

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 1:27 PM

SHINYTALENT

Wow who'd of thought this would get so many posts- YAY Everyone Love's Jayne!!

Ohh and I have a new favorite
"If wishes were all horses we'd all be eatin steak"

Of course that's adding to pretty much every line he says ever.
He doesn't even need to say anything, just stand there

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:37 PM

RINNYPJ

I've got two very favorites, aside from the classics already listed.

In the flashback from Out of Gas: *Shoots his buddy and takes an eager step forward* "How big a room?"

More than anything, it's that eager step forward that just gets me every time. And the second is in Heart of Gold, as the bad guys are closing in on the house. Jayne is poised and ready with the sniper gun, and Mal is watching the hover craft and the guy on the back with the gun and he and Jayne are talking through the com units.

Mal: First hurtle. Jayne, think you might-- *Guy gets shot off hover craft*
Jayne: Think I might, Cap'n.

That teeny tiny exchange just says so much to me about Jayne as a mercenary--He does his job and he does it well, gorramit--and about Jayne and Mal's relationship.

And of course, my little shipperheart loves: "I could stand t'hear more."

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006 12:15 AM

JOHNBOY

Jayne always cracks me up. But sometimes it's not justs the words - it's the non-verbal cues that go with it that make them soooo funny.

One of my favorites from War Stories:
Zoe: We’re gonna go get the Captain
Kaylee: Good....Can they do that?
Jayne: NO!

The look of disgust on his face is priceless - but is it because he can't believe that a professional like Zoe is really going to do this, or is it because he *knows* he owes Mal at least one life, so if she goes he's gonna hafta go too?

My other favorite from War Stories:
All the others are arming themselves to the teeth, and from the gantry you hear Vera charging up. They all look up in surprise.
Jayne: (quickly looking at his fly) What!!!

Cheers,
Johnboy

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Thursday, February 16, 2006 10:39 PM

VIOLETRIX

Quote:
He doesn't even need to say anything, just stand there

mmm... yeah... just standing there...

i loved in the BDM when they were talkin' 'bout the "safe word" that simon used, and just as simon starts to explain, jayne freaks out: "well don't say it!" and jumps up, trippin' all over himself.
and then when told that the "safe word" only works on river, he says: "well, now i know." and sits back down.

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
gone, i say and walk from church,
refusing the stiff procession to the grave,
letting the dead ride alone in the hearse.
it is june. i am tired of being brave.

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Thursday, February 16, 2006 11:09 PM

WORKWORKWORK

Don't forget the classic Jayne/Wash double play from 'Shindig':

Jayne: We was about to swing into action, Cap..a complicated search-and-rescue op.
Wash: I was going to watch. It was very exciting.

Zoë: You sanguine about the kind of reception we're apt to receive on an Alliance ship, Cap'n?
Mal: Absolutely. [pauses] What's "sanguine" mean?
Zoë: "Sanguine". Hopeful. Plus, point of interest… it also means "bloody".
Mal: Well, that pretty much covers all the options, don't it?

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Thursday, February 16, 2006 11:41 PM

RESE

I'm on watch tonight; got maybe two seconds to add my personal two-cents worth . . . .

"Pretentious . . . . . ?"

There is something deeper to Jayne; I aim to find out what. Could take a big shovel, tho'.

~I'm old enough to be in his bunk!~

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Friday, February 17, 2006 2:45 AM

CORNCOBB

"The hero of Canton, the man they call... me!"

"The living legend needs eggs."

"Can I know her?"

The part in Bushwhacked where he's being questioned and just sits there with his arms crossed. Staring...

"Something about that is downright unsettlin'"

"Sick people is high-larious"

When talking about the canton townsfolk hero-worshipping him: "Don't make no sense."

more later

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

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Friday, February 24, 2006 2:05 PM

BLACKCOLLARBROWNCOAT

This isn't one my favs (I think y'all covered the ones fit for this topic, or at least all the ones I could conjure), but I figured it was worth mentioning because of the good interaction between Mal and Jayne.

Mal: How drunk was I last night?
Jayne: I don't know, I passed out.

I think this shows that Jayne is the only crew member Mal can be a "guy" with, or maybe just moreso than the others. Their expressions are sweet too. And can I mention how I just love that Mal means bad in Spanish. That's killer.

And what's the one where River says Jayne is a girl's name? I can't remember how that one goes...

Jayne is just fantastic, even though he is a greedy bastard.

I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch me soar.

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