Zoe, Inara, Kaykee or River. Which order? by tyrannosaurus

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Zoe, Inara, Kaykee or River. Which order?

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 12:35 PM

TYRANNOSAURUS

Which order would you shag them in? I go Kaylee, Inara, River then Zoe. However a five in a bed would be splendid.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 12:42 PM

J6NGO1977

5 in abed would be very splenid. lol. However I will go with Kaylee, Zoe, Inara and then River. Th

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 12:58 PM

AGENTROUKA

Shagging order:

Kaylee - most light-hearted and fun
Inara - so beautiful and gentle
River - it would interesting and hypnotic
Zoe - very matter of fact and efficient and relaxing

It's hard to rate them, really. It's a "what fits the mood" kind of thing! *g*

How about a list for the boys??

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 1:03 PM

HAEKELDRACHE

Um... are you allright?

This in´t a very civilized thread, is it?

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Haekeldrache is german for Crochetdragon

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Thursday, January 19, 2006 10:57 AM

FAZZY

Um, I'd have go with Inara, Inara, Inara, Inara....

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Thursday, January 19, 2006 4:41 PM

RIVER6213

You guyz are a bunch of knuckle-dragging idiots

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Friday, January 20, 2006 12:26 PM

NERD

knuckle-something. but come on, it's all in good horny fun.

Madoo

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Friday, January 20, 2006 12:27 PM

NERD

oh yeah, and Zoe.

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Friday, January 20, 2006 12:28 PM

OMELET

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
You guyz are a bunch of knuckle-dragging idiots

I second that! Can't men think about anything other then sex all day long?

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

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Friday, January 20, 2006 12:43 PM

ROLAND19

Quote:
Originally posted by Omelet:
Can't men think about anything other then sex all day long?

That's a rhetorical question, right?

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Friday, January 20, 2006 1:21 PM

PROSERPINE

Oh, let them have their fun. I know I have a mental list for the order in which I'd do the boys, and I don't consider myself exceptionally horny and/or knuckle-dragging.

"Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

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Friday, January 20, 2006 1:25 PM

AGENTROUKA

Quote:
Originally posted by Omelet:
Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
You guyz are a bunch of knuckle-dragging idiots

I second that! Can't men think about anything other then sex all day long?

What about knuckle-dragging girls? No need to discriminate, come on.

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Friday, January 20, 2006 1:31 PM

KOMELION

If the question was, “In what order would you date them in?” Mindless scrawging, I pass.
I wouldn’t make a good companion with an attitude like that would I?

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Well, here I am.

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Friday, January 20, 2006 2:00 PM

KANESKI

Quote:
Originally posted by Omelet:
Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
You guyz are a bunch of knuckle-dragging idiots

I second that! Can't men think about anything other then sex all day long?

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

Yeah, we can. But why would we want to?

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Friday, January 20, 2006 5:47 PM

OMELET

Quote:
Originally posted by Roland19:
Quote:
Originally posted by Omelet:
Can't men think about anything other then sex all day long?

That's a rhetorical question, right?

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The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.

Yep, cause I know how guys are. Sex sex sex. That's it. You guys could stop and smell the roses or read a book every once and a while. Learning is good for you.

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

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Friday, January 20, 2006 6:21 PM

ROLAND19

Quote:
Originally posted by Omelet:
I know how guys are. Sex sex sex. That's it. You guys could stop and smell the roses or read a book every once and a while. Learning is good for you.

I read. Not so big on the roses thing, it's true, but I'm a fairly intelligent guy; I'm a college student (okay, so that doesn't necessarily mean I'm smart). So I like girls - big deal.

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Friday, January 20, 2006 6:25 PM

OMELET

Quote:
Originally posted by Roland19:
Quote:
Originally posted by Omelet:
I know how guys are. Sex sex sex. That's it. You guys could stop and smell the roses or read a book every once and a while. Learning is good for you.

I read. Not so big on the roses thing, it's true, but I'm a fairly intelligent guy; I'm a college student (okay, so that doesn't necessarily mean I'm smart). So I like girls - big deal.

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The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.

What? No roses. *Gasps* They are the best. Especially when you get them after a concert or something.

The thing is its not that its bad that you like girls, its just that can't ya'll ever think about a relationship and actual love instead of just sex. Like going to romantic places and just enjoying the company of another. Those are the best times.

What if you meet a gal who doesn't want pre-marital sex?

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

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Friday, January 20, 2006 6:39 PM

RACOONBOY

Inara, Kaylee, River, then Zoe.

And for discussions sake, Sex = Good

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Friday, January 20, 2006 6:40 PM

PROSERPINE

Wow, I NEVER thought I would defend the male sex, but give the guys a break! I have twice been involved in a relationship where the guy wanted way more commitment than I could handle. I also have a few female friends who are genuinely more sex-crazed than most males. (Their boyfriends are very lucky men - lol.)

"Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

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Friday, January 20, 2006 6:42 PM

MATTIE

Holy Shit! You're so indecent! That's such an aweful thread to post. "What order would you shag them in"? MY GOSH!

Wacky fun!

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Friday, January 20, 2006 6:47 PM

OMELET

Quote:
Originally posted by proserpine:
Wow, I NEVER thought I would defend the male sex, but give the guys a break! I have twice been involved in a relationship where the guy wanted way more commitment than I could handle. I also have a few female friends who are genuinely more sex-crazed than most males. (Their boyfriends are very lucky men - lol.)

"Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

Really? That's just never happened to me. Guess it all depends on where you live and the people you meet, not to mention your backround and upbringings. Not only that, but I just learned from Mr. TV, that testosterone is what is the main factor in the sex drive. Wow, I just learned something. Kinda makes me feel all happy and warm inside.

Love your sig by the way. That line always makes me laugh.

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

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Friday, January 20, 2006 6:49 PM

LIGHTMEDARK

easy:

River, Inara, Kaylee.........Zoe

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Saturday, January 21, 2006 2:15 PM

NCBROWNCOAT

Okay girls, lets hijack this thread.
In what order would you "date" the guys?

Jayne-good for drinking and showing you his weapons.

Wash-only if Zoe weren't in the way-I don't want to die. I'd more than likely laugh myself silly and have a great time.

Mal-Captain Tightpants himself-'nough said.

Sorry that I left out Simon but he's just not my type.

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Saturday, January 21, 2006 2:21 PM

OMELET

Quote:
Originally posted by ncbrowncoat:
Okay girls, lets hijack this thread.
In what order would you "date" the guys?

Jayne-good for drinking and showing you his weapons.

Wash-only if Zoe weren't in the way-I don't want to die. I'd more than likely laugh myself silly and have a great time.

Mal-Captain Tightpants himself-'nough said.

Sorry that I left out Simon but he's just not my type.

I'm a Simon gal so, I would date them(notice I said 'date') in this order:

Simon-He looks so good without his shirt off and he is such a gentleman. He would treat you like a princess.

Wash-He's adorable

Mal-Very kind and sincere, even though he won't admit it

Jayne-The tough rugged sexy man who just shoots things

Book isn't even on that list. He's old enough to be my Grandpa.

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

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Saturday, January 21, 2006 2:27 PM

FOLLOWMAL

Let the hijacking commence!

1. Mal- well cuz he's Mal.
2. Mal- it'd be an INTERESTING date.
3. Mal- because he's sexy, and amazing and well,
we've seen him nekkid! Well, almost nekkid.
4. Mal- because I love his voice and his walk.

Not to leave out the other guys, but with Mal there, I'm afraid this girl can't even be bothered with the others. But if there was no Mal... well, then Simon and Jayne would be mighty fine. Wash? Well, I wouldn't even look his way... not cuz I don't wanna, but I'm afraid of Zoe.

"No. I just, I have captainy stuff I have to do." Mal

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Saturday, January 21, 2006 3:02 PM

PROSERPINE

My order:

1. Wash: For some reason I really dig his blond hair, and of course the sense of humor is a major draw. (I'm also imagining a world without Zoe. I would never get between those two - they're too cute!)

2. Mal: I don't know how Inara has been able to keep her hands off of him for so long! The girl has willpower.

3. Simon: Well, at least the body of Simon. He's just a little too gay in mannerisms for my taste.

Jayne, as much as I love him, is not Johnny Depp and could just too easily be my father. And Book is way too grandfatherly to consider.

"Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

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Saturday, January 21, 2006 3:18 PM

EMPXENU

Zoe, River & Kaylee are cute and all but I'd give anything for an appointment with Inara.

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Saturday, January 21, 2006 4:39 PM

ILLEGALARGENTINE

Kaykee-She is hot...and I my line book, a girl that can handle tools is hot as f***!!!!! I LOVE a tool working grease monkey! She also has a fun outlook. TOOLS TOOLS TOOLS!!!!!!!

River- Even thought she is crazy, she still is hot and about my age. She would be fun to be around, or atleast interesting. River is hot as hell, even if she's messed up in the head.

Inara- She has the expierience...but maybe you'd catch something with her. Plus I would hate having to share her.

Zoe- She is hot, but she scares the living hell out of me. Never mess around with a girl that can put a bullet in your head from 500 yards away. I don't want to be made the woman of relationship.

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Saturday, January 21, 2006 5:06 PM

LOOKATTHATBIRD

Boys: Mal, Simon, Jayne...Wash and Book might be a tie. I don't find either of them attractive at all. It's a hard choice between Simon and Jayne too. Jayne is better looking, and probably much better in bed, but he's scary. Whereas Simon is also quite attractive but a sweet guy too. And sweet is always preferable to scary. Not that it really matters. It's all Mal.

Girls: ( I'm not into girls, but if I were) Inara, River, Kaylee, Zoe.

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Saturday, January 21, 2006 5:23 PM

I would say Inara, Kaylee, Zoe, the River. Start gentle then move on up with the roughness. but yeah, I would just love to be apar of the crew than to bed them. Lol. Peace!

KC

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Saturday, January 21, 2006 5:37 PM

GISKARD

Inara and a distant 2nd Zoe the other 2 just don't do it for me.

This is ofcourse the series chars and not the real life celebrities (though my choice wouldnt be much different).

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Saturday, January 21, 2006 7:58 PM

DRPAIN

Quote:
from Omelet
What if you meet a gal who doesn't want pre-marital sex?

Hell I'd love to meet one. I was brought up to wait until I was married before having sex and to also treat women like human beings and not like a pair of breasts with legs unlike most of the guys on this thread. Most of the women where I'm from however only see nice guys like me as "just friends" and not as boyfriend material. Also I'm usually thinking about cars, computers, or what book I want to read next (just finished reading the novelization of Serenity so try not to faint). Just thought I'd post this so you'd know that there were guys out here who think of other things besides sex.

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Saturday, January 21, 2006 10:45 PM

NUCLEARDAY

It's tough, but I suppose Inara (gotta go with the pro here), Kaylee and Zoe tied for second (both would be alot of fun, plus Zoe has that whole warrior-woman thing going), then River, who is probably too young for me anyway.

Far as dating though: Kaylee (too cute, and probably be fun to hang out with), Inara, Zoe, then River (can you say high-maintenance? :).

I see the women are trying to hijack the thread now :) I don't really swing that way, but I must say that Mal has a fantastic ass. :P

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Saturday, January 21, 2006 10:54 PM

N0SKILLZ

Inara- always reaching for the girl i can't have.
River- something about her when she not crazy.
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Zoe is to much of a warrior woman for me, and Kaylee just doesn't do it for me... idk why

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RAF Lakenheath

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Saturday, January 21, 2006 11:11 PM

8MEIMEI8

For the boys it'd be:

Wash
Mal
Simon
Jayne

and for the girls:

Inara
Kaylee
Zoe
River

I probably wouldn't date/shag Book as he is much to old for me :)

Does it make me kinda whorish that if I had a chance with almost anyone on the crew I'd run with it?

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 12:03 AM

FREELANCEPILOT

here is my thing
Inara is the best looking. Just classic exotic Beauty, but i have a bad track record with beautiful brazilians (lesbians).
River is my number 1 because i love a woman who can a) kick my ass, b) is a little crazy, c) smart=sexy, d) dancer body is hot.
kaylee does my number 3, behind River and Inara, because of her demenor. I love cheerful girls. This is the kind of girl that just makes you feel good.
then lastly Zoe. I love that she is a warrior woman, and in that dress at the end of serenity... Hot. But she is too robotic sometimes.

to all the ladies complaining about men being sex-crazed.
1. It is actually written into our nature.
2. Women are confusing people who never know what they want. My parents have an almost movie quality sense to their marriage and so i have been raised a hopeless romantic. I have learned that women say they want a romantic, but never know what to do with it when they get one.
3. Personally, i just need them to be cute and physically fit. After that, it is all mental and personality. Is that shallow? Well they have to be cute, that may be a bit shallow. But the physical fitness thing is just something that gets to me. I work hard to stay in shape, and i expect the same. taking care of yourself is basic to me.

wow i got long winded...
River
Inara
Kaylee
Zoe

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 12:47 AM

BRIGHTMAL

More in line with the developing theme of this thread, I'd particularly love to spend time with Inara and Kaylee. I'd love to go out with Inara for a few nights, and I'd really enjoy having Kaylee show me 'round the inards of Serenity. Actually, I'd love to be Kaylee's 2IC. I'd love to see that ship with 2 mechanics and a good overhaul. Oh yeah, she's also a total babe.

And I reckon I could deal with Simon.

He's like a trained man-ape. Without the training.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 2:55 AM

SUBTORPMAN

1. Kaylee - She is just a sweet country girl and think of all the money I could save on repairs

2. Zoe - Just love a strong woman, a little to unemotional for me would be worried she might just lay there.

3. Inara - Wow just think of all the pleasure she is trained to give but for some reason I think she might nag me afterward.

4. River - Sorry but crazy girls just plan scare me. On the positive side think of the flexibility.

Hey that was fun, and a thanks to the women who took part in the thread. You have a good nature about you.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 4:21 AM

JACQUI

Okay, seeing as how we're now "dating" or "doing" the entire crew (you choose the verb that floats your boat more, really).

1. Jayne. (oh, now *who* the hell is surprised with that one?). The man is sex on legs. I could eat him up with a spoon. He could so have me on a platter.
2. Kaylee. She's just so cute and lovable and entirely my kinda woman.
3. Inara. Because I have eyes.
4. River. See above.
5. Wash. He'd make me laugh. I like guys who can make me laugh.
6. Mal.
7. Zoe.
8. Simon. He's pretty, but he probably wouldn't want much to do with me, being that I'm a woman and all.
9. Book (well, really, I don't think he'd rate. Nothing against Ron Glass, but... Book?!?!? No).

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"He's hurting a woman, he really *is* a bad guy... and I wouldn't call him a gentleman."
- Kyle, 9, watching 'Serenity'.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 5:41 AM

THEPISTONENGINE

RIVER?! You all are going to very special kind of hell.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 5:41 AM

OMELET

Quote:
Originally posted by DRPAIN:
Quote:
from Omelet
What if you meet a gal who doesn't want pre-marital sex?

Hell I'd love to meet one. I was brought up to wait until I was married before having sex and to also treat women like human beings and not like a pair of breasts with legs unlike most of the guys on this thread. Most of the women where I'm from however only see nice guys like me as "just friends" and not as boyfriend material. Also I'm usually thinking about cars, computers, or what book I want to read next (just finished reading the novelization of Serenity so try not to faint). Just thought I'd post this so you'd know that there were guys out here who think of other things besides sex.

I was brought up that exact same way. "Just friends", that's harsh. Especially if you really like the gal. Thanks for responding to that and I also love cars and video games and a lot of stuff guys do. Most guys think its weird that I love to play Halo or something, but hey, its fun. Don't worry, I won't faint. It's a good thing to read every now and then.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 7:56 AM

RIVER6213

What year is this again? 2006? For a moment there, after reading this thread, I thought we were in 1953.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 8:10 AM

DRPAIN

Quote:
Originally posted by Omelet:
Quote:
Originally posted by DRPAIN:
Quote:
from Omelet
What if you meet a gal who doesn't want pre-marital sex?

Hell I'd love to meet one. I was brought up to wait until I was married before having sex and to also treat women like human beings and not like a pair of breasts with legs unlike most of the guys on this thread. Most of the women where I'm from however only see nice guys like me as "just friends" and not as boyfriend material. Also I'm usually thinking about cars, computers, or what book I want to read next (just finished reading the novelization of Serenity so try not to faint). Just thought I'd post this so you'd know that there were guys out here who think of other things besides sex.

I was brought up that exact same way. "Just friends", that's harsh. Especially if you really like the gal. Thanks for responding to that and I also love cars and video games and a lot of stuff guys do. Most guys think its weird that I love to play Halo or something, but hey, its fun. Don't worry, I won't faint. It's a good thing to read every now and then.

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

Your welcome

and I think that it's shiny that you're into cars and video games cuz not many women are. I'm also jealous that you got a X-Box and all I have is a gorram PS2.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 8:19 AM

DAX82

Inara
River
Kaylee
Zoe

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 9:02 AM

20THCENTFOXHATER

Besides all of the male-bashing on part of the women (who by the way, obviuosly think about the guys in Firefly the same way), no biggy though, we're all human here.

I would have to say its very difficult to choose when you look at their attributes. Inara is the beautiful, exotic one, Kaylee is just so darn cute and compassionate, River is the wild, flexable one, and Zoe is the strong dominating type (probably).

But to rank them:
1. Inara
2. (tie) Kaylee & River
4. Zoe

"I aim to misbehave."
"Can't do something smart, do something right".

HOMER: "Oh Lisa, you and your stories; Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now lets go back to that... building thingy... where our beds and T.V.... is".

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 9:20 AM

GSOUTHERN

This is an amusing thread, with all the usual "women don't understand men and vice-versa" arguments.

I have a slightly different perspective, being older than anyone on Firefly except Shepard Book.

A man with life experience seperates the two questions of "Who would I want to just take to bed", versus "Who would I want to marry/have a serious long-term relationship with".

As far as sex goes, "hot-ness" is usually about the only criteria. A lot of the time when we talk about who we'd like to do the horizontal dance with, it's all just daydream fantasy anyway, just as this thread is.

As far as more serious relationships go, with some experience one learns that appearances mean very little (not to mention, the "hottest hotties" usually turn out to be far more trouble than they are worth, long term). If a gal looks good enough that there is some physical attraction, then its on to a thousand other issues: what does she believe, how does she look at life, what are her values and norms, what is her personality like, does she have intelligence and wisdom, do we have enough similar intrests that we'll have something to talk about once sex has inevitably lost some of its shiny.

But, in keeping with the original question, here's my list:

Kaylee - she's a sweetheart who'd be a pleasure to be with in many different ways. A practical-minded woman like her is a treasure. She's right cute, too.

Zoe - well, I'd never lay a finger on a married lady, but since Zoe is now a widow (Serenity film) I wouldn't mind being her rebound. A strong woman with hidden depths who has seen much, but doesn't reveal all she feels to the world --- well, we'd have a lot in common. Not to mention, she's pretty hot.

Now, as to Miss Inara...well, she is a very beautiful and appealing woman, but I'm afraid my opinion of her profession is much the same as Mal's. In summary, my regrets dear lady, but I'll pass.

River is a beautiful, sinuous and appealing young woman, her emotional problems aside...however, she's young enough to be my daughter and I'd be afraid I'd earn Shepard Book's "special level of hell" for touching such a young and fragile beauty.

Oh well.

Miss Kaylee, will you marry me?

G.Southern

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 10:01 AM

FEATHERONTHEWIND

All right all arguing aside I would have to say for marriage material...

Wash (duh! He's already married so he has to be doing something right)
Simon (He's nowhere near my type, but he'd almost certainly be faithful and sweet.)
Mal (Heehee, I don't care what he told Saffron. He'd make one hell of a husband...providing you could catch him first.)
Jayne (I don't think you could tame him with a cattle prod. The man just likes his tasty too much, lol.
Book (Isn't even in the running, since he's a priest and all.)

Now if you're just lookin' to get sexed as Jayne would say...

Mal (He's my version of sex on legs. Everything about him just makes my knees go weak. Oh, yeah and he's real shiny too, lol.)
Jayne (Same reason he's so not qualified for the previous list.)
Wash (He's cute and he could make you laugh afterwards, but be prepared to be killed by Zoe's pinky.)
Simon (He's just to gorram twitchy.)
Book (Same as above.)

Now for all the girls, to keep with the original post which of the women would you want to be friends with...

Kaylee (She's just so sweet and would always be able to make you feel better.)
River (She just makes you want to help her, even if she could kill you with her brain.)
Inara (She'd be the best one to go to for advice.)
Zoe (She's just to intimidating for me, but she'd be the first one I'd trust with my life.)

Anyway that's my input and now I'll be shutting up.

"Pain is scary." -Jayne
Mal=Hotness on an unknown level

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 10:08 AM

NERD

SEX!!! SSSSSSEEEEEXXXXX!!!

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 11:21 AM

ZAMIAM

This thread is a bit bold, but in me experience, men really aren't sex-crazed idiots. I like sex plenty, and I'm a girl. But I only think of people as 'objects' for fun and in hypothetical situations, like I'm about to in this post.

Boys:

Wash. Mmmm, red heads.

Simon next. I like a gentle guy, and he's quite handsome.

Mal. Good looking with a great personality.

Jayne. Rough and rowdy. Its nice once in a while.

Girls:

Kaylee, Zoe, Inara, River.

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I am a leaf on the wind.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 11:47 AM

PLIABLE

Mmm, ´kay:

1.Kaylee. She´s easy to be with, which is good, ´cause I´m a little cramped up. Ummm... :) She´s a genuinely good person, not that the other girls aren´t, but... very good vibes emanate from her, happy outlook on life, that 'smell the flowers'-attitude, you know. She could easily have been written as an airhead by a crappier writer than Joss Whedon, but no. And she´s extremely pretty. And I´d want to borrow her clothes.

2. Zoe. I like how she kills people. And she´s got that goddess-thing going with her looks. And she´s practical. (Also... her bottom. Why do people go on about Mal´s? Captain Tightpants? His tight pants are obscured by his coat all the time!)

3. Inara. She is very kind. Which is appealing.

4. River. Uh... how old is she? But she seems smart and funny. Her grace is attractive, too.

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