Zoe, Inara, Kaykee or River. Which order? by tyrannosaurus

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Zoe, Inara, Kaykee or River. Which order?

POSTED BY: TYRANNOSAURUS
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Sunday, January 22, 2006 12:23 PM

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You know, you're right. Inara turns me on not only because she defines sexiness but also because she's a very gentle and warm person. Even when she's firing barbs at Mal, she does it with a glint in the eye and doesn't come across as mean.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 12:51 PM

THEREAVER

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Yep, cause I know how guys are. Sex sex sex. That's it. You guys could stop and smell the roses or read a book every once and a while. Learning is good for you.

Book? Does not compute.

Anyways, River is the closest to my age so, yeah.

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I'll rape you to death.
I'll eat your flesh.
I'll sew your skin into my clothes.
If you're very very lucky, I'll do it in that order - TheReaver

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 1:00 PM

GISKARD

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Originally posted by TheReaver:
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Yep, cause I know how guys are. Sex sex sex. That's it. You guys could stop and smell the roses or read a book every once and a while. Learning is good for you.

Book? Does not compute.

Anyways, River is the closest to my age so, yeah.

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I'll rape you to death.
I'll eat your flesh.
I'll sew your skin into my clothes.
If you're very very lucky, I'll do it in that order - TheReaver

Just wondering, but do people realise that Summer is older than Jewel by a year.

In the series though, she seems to play a much younger person (or so I feel). Is there any data on the ages of the characters (not the celebs but the characters).

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 3:42 PM

KOMELION

Something to keep in mind, River is a miner (17) during Serenity. Where I’m from that equals statutory.

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Well, here I am.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 4:03 PM

FREELANCEPILOT

Actually No, for two reasons.
1) She is played by an actress who is older than that. I am 21, but Summer Glau is actually 2 years my senior.
2) In the Great State of Texas, 17 is the age of consent.

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 6:49 PM

HIXIE129

I just love everything about Kaylee. One of my favorite scenes in the movie is when they were entering the bar and Kaylee was talking about Simon.

Kaylee: And I carried such a torch---
And we could've-----
Going on a year now I ain't had nothin' be'twixed my nethers that ain't run on batteries!

Mal: Oh God, I can't know that.
Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.

Then River Inara, Zoe.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 7:41 PM

SHEWCHUK

Each woman has her own good points. it would realllly depend on what mood i'm in at the time.

Kaylee has an amazing cheerfulness that's just plain addictive and throughout the series she is shown to be very passionate and sensual which is very attractive. With her you'd just have an goofy fun time together.

Inara has that exoticness about her and plus ALL that knowledge she know would be freaking AWESOME. I mean that's her job... and she sounds throughout the show and move to be damn good at it. A much soft and gentle loving for sure, she seems to like to make people feel good and bring them confidence

I'm still in my teens so i would be allowed to be with river :D. The flexibility would be amazing and i can't beleive no ones mentioned this yet but shes PSYCHIC..... THINK ABOUT IT!!

Zoe i have a feeling would be much more dominating, which don't get me wrong, when you feel like a rough f***... why not?? and plus shes very voluptous.

Thought and Action when harmonized free each from the other

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Monday, January 23, 2006 7:53 AM

THEREAVER

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Originally posted by Shewchuk:
I'm still in my teens so i would be allowed to be with river :D. The flexibility would be amazing and i can't beleive no ones mentioned this yet but shes PSYCHIC..... THINK ABOUT IT!!

Yeah, but that's like saying Jedi wmen can use Force Speed.

Anyways, she can tell when you are attracted by another woman too. Not that I imply you're unfaithful but you can't help it when you see another attractive woman. It's just a matter of restraint after that.

Hold on, I appear to have rambled from my original post a bit.

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I'll rape you to death.
I'll eat your flesh.
I'll sew your skin into my clothes.
If you're very very lucky, I'll do it in that order - TheReaver

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Monday, January 23, 2006 9:10 AM

SHEWCHUK

Ya dating a psychic would definatly have its advantages and disadvantages

Thought and Action when harmonized free each from the other

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Monday, January 23, 2006 9:54 AM

AZTECHROME

This thread is funny as all hell!!!
C'mon, everyone admit that you've got a secret thing for one of the Firefly characters.
I'm Jewel's age, so.....

1)Kaylee (by a long shot)
2)Inara
3)Zoe
4)River

In my defense, the only one who's really fascinating is Kaylee. Inara is lovely, and the rest just don't work for me.

Jewel seems so cool, that's impossible for me to not like her. I'd like to verify that personally sometime...

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Monday, January 23, 2006 9:55 AM

TYRANNOSAURUS

Wasn't expecting all the bisexuals out there to get involved when I posted this, but fair play to those women who drink from the furry cup. All those men who posted about the guy order - I think you want Brokeback Mountain, not Firefly. Plus there's so man y man haters out there. Where's the love? We're not all cheating one dimensional bastards.

Ta!

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Monday, January 23, 2006 9:59 AM

ETHAN

1) River
2) Zoe
3) Kaylee
4) Inara
5) River

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Monday, January 23, 2006 11:33 AM

FARAMIR

1) Kaylee - she's just so pretty and friendly.
2) Inara - you KNOW she knows some tricks
3) River - she loves to dance ;-)
4) Zoe - afraid she's shoot me if I didn't please her enoug :-)

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Monday, January 23, 2006 11:59 AM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by tyrannosaurus:
All those men who posted about the guy order - I think you want Brokeback Mountain, not Firefly.

What are you talking about? Homosexuality (in *both* genders) seems to be totally accepted in the FF 'verse (c.f. Mal expressing no discomfort at all when Nandi asks if he's 'sly')

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Monday, January 23, 2006 12:54 PM

SPOOTER

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Originally posted by Omelet:
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Originally posted by RiveR6213:
You guyz are a bunch of knuckle-dragging idiots

I second that! Can't men think about anything other then sex all day long?

There is NO order...it's 100% Kaylee all the way....and no not just for sex...... I've been in love with Kaylee since the first time I saw her.... If I ever met a real life Kaylee, I'd propose before I even said hello...!
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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

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Monday, January 23, 2006 12:55 PM

ZEEK

Kaylee, Inara, River, Zoe. Can't say I like the thought of my woman being able to kill me with her pinky. Besides I like the sweet, cute girls. Not the tough as nails types.

Even in the real world I think my list would be the same. However, since Jewel is taken, I'd take Morena's number any day. Besides she seems to be a real sweetheart in real life.

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 12:21 PM

COMPANION6

Proserpine I agree with you I have my list of the Men of Firefly and in what order. Cool new thread to start.

Always Remember "The Litany Of Fear"

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 2:02 PM

MOTHRA

If my life was atually about making choices like this, I would be the happiest man on the earth. I find all the vixens of Firefly incredible in their own unique way. I can understand kaylee's appeal, but frankly I am surprised by her being the overwhelming favorite. My preference would be as follows, but I would gladly take any of them out for dinner and a show:

1) Inara. If you appreciate female beauty at all, you can't help but be awed by her exotic and stunning looks. Also, I love women who are both very intelligent and independent. She is both. She is well educated, well read, and well versed in the carnal arts. The other and more important thing is that she trulty seems to be able to give and receive love, not just have sex. I am in love with Inara Serra, and anyone who calls her a whore will have to fight me with a long bladed weapon.

2) Kaylee. She's pretty, lusty as hell, and likes to get dirty. She is always pleasing to be around, and would never bring you down. Making her happy would be a great life's work, and I don't think that would be too difficult. A nice party now and then, plenty of engines, and constant sex would probably do it. I can DO that! On the down side, I wouldn't have much to talk to her about in the long term. She is uncultured and kind of a poor, trashy girl. Still, I love her.

3) River. Her grace and unique beauty are very moving. Her dancer's body is very slim and beautiful, and she moves like a cat. MEOW! Also, she needs somebody to look after her and help her! How could I resist! Also, she's totally brilliant, and quite the little nutcase. Oh well, as they say "crazy in the head"...you know the rest. If she would feed me berries once it a while to keep up my strength, I'd be happy. Also, should you encounter a group of 15 armed men trying to attack you, she'll kick all their asses. Very nice in a pinch.

4) Zoe. She doesn't deserve to be my fourth pick. She is an amazing woman, and it would be my honor to be hers (assuming Wash was not in the picture). I have the feeling that when a man unleashes her passion, he better hold on for dear life. She is strong in mind and body, and loyal as the day is long. 'Course, she don't like small talk much, she won't cook or clean and will beat you senseless if you piss her off. Best be careful. Damn that Lawrence Fishbourne!

In closing, I want them all. Sexually. A lot. Call me a perv, if you must.

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 2:09 PM

SAMEERTIA

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Originally posted by Shiny:
What are you talking about? Homosexuality (in *both* genders) seems to be totally accepted in the FF 'verse (c.f. Mal expressing no discomfort at all when Nandi asks if he's 'sly')

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I don't need a gorram back-spaceship driver!!!

Ignore Tyro, Shiny. He's obviously not mature enough to handle people of diverse sexuality.

I posted the guys in the other thread, so for the girls -

Inara - sensual, comforting, fun. Could just relax with Inara.

Kaylee - FUN FUN FUN! She could have a good time in broken down spaceship in the middle of nowhere!

River - Only if she was the initiator. I'd worry about doing the wrong thing and ending up out an airlock.

Zoe - I like strong confident women. They also terrify me beyond belief. I'm fragile. Zoe would break me, probably by accident!

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:37 AM

KIZYR

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Originally posted by Omelet:
What? No roses. *Gasps* They are the best. Especially when you get them after a concert or something.

Boo. Roses get way too typical and overused now. And giving them when they're expected makes them lose their flavor and allure anyhow. For maximum effect, I'd find out someone's favorite flower (barring that, favorite color), and get a dozen of that on a random Tuesday.

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Originally posted by Omelet:
What if you meet a gal who doesn't want pre-marital sex?

I'd prefer it; I'm a guy who doesn't want pre-marital sex. And on that note, and considering that y'all have taken over this thread (and gotten one of your own), I feel entitled enough to answer the original question {^^}. Take it on a lighter note if you want, say who do I find most 'alluring'.

1) Inara: I'm hugely attracted to grace and elegance. That alone puts Inara leagues above the rest. Sure, she's a professional, but that just means she's practiced at it.
2) Kaylee: How can you not like Kaylee? She's the heart and soul of the ship. And she looks pretty pretty all covered in engine grease.
3) Zoe: Strong-willed and all; I'm mostly thinking how Wash describes her when they get taken by the feds in Bushwacked.
4) Yo-Saf-Bridge: I find her the most attractive; she's down at #4 since it's likely she'd kill me in my sleep.
5) River: Same deal... she'd kill me in my sleep if she thought I looked better in red. And I like my Blue Sun t-shirt just the way it is.

Oh, by the way, for the guys it might go: Simon, Mal, Book, Wash--if you're at all curious. Jayne ain't on that list for a reason. KF

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~KF

"Lord, I'm walking your way. Let me in, for my feet are sore, my clothes are ragged.
Look in my eyes, Lord, and my sins will play out on them as on a screen. Read them all.
Forgive what you can and send me on my path. I will walk on until you bid me rest."
~Haven Prayer

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006 11:20 AM

ANIMALM0THER

I would have to say:

1. Kaylee, due to her down-to-earth yet also flirtatious nature. She has a certain fragility to her in moments of combat and in a general sense, ie. her feelings, that I also find appealing as a guy: makes me want to care for /protect her all the more. She doesnt mind expressing herself and neither would I if I was in that engine room with her....

2. Inara -- sexy, alluring, curvatious(going back to sexy), strong, smart, gives massages

3. Saphrine -- although not part of the normal cast, her rack pretty much justifies this position, albeit the preceding candidates have more going for them.

4. River -- She's got that "I know I shouldnt be thinking about her in that way, but what if she was wearing..." kinda thing going on....a special kind of Hell....

5. Zoe -- shes scares me, but she looks good for a browncoat in her khakis

I'll be in my bunk.

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Friday, January 27, 2006 4:59 PM

AZTIEL

dont get me wrong the other girls are hot but i dont know, River has that whole fragile rose going. Im not thinking of the flexibility. But summer glau is beautiful and river character fascinates me. I think i fell in love with her during the River-Reaver fight scene in Serenity.

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Friday, January 27, 2006 6:11 PM

ELOISA

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Originally posted by Komelion:
Something to keep in mind, River is a miner (17) during Serenity. Where I’m from that equals statutory.

...which sounds completely wrong in my brain-space, as the age of consent is 16 over here and about 50% of people break it anyway. Ahem. Anyway, going on the non-ordained guys only:

Mal gets all the medals in all the categories. Provided that he ever got to the point, unlike with Inara, I think he'd be a pretty faithful lover (and though he's the biggest sexual prude on the whole boat, including Book, I didn't hear Nandi complaining the next morning) and his backround suggests he would be a decent partner/husband, within the confines of having to set up home in his spaceship. I'm possibly biased as I've recently been doing iconage of his topless conversation in the BDM. Me wants.

Wash: *sighs* Jocular, smart, sexy as all hell when piloting a spaceship. I would smack him over the head with a frying pan after about the first five minutes just to shut him up. After that, I'm sure we'd get along fine...

Simon is eye candy, especially when lolling around sans shirt, but at the stage he's at in the series and to a lesser extent the BDM, he's too emotionally stunted (wrong word?) for relationship material. Poor Kaylee.

Jayne doesn't appeal. I can appreciate the attraction a lot of other people feel, but he's just not my type.

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Friday, January 27, 2006 7:59 PM

CAPTAINSGAL

I'll speak on behalf of horny women...Wash, Mal, Jayne, Shepard and then Simon (too uptight)

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Friday, January 27, 2006 8:08 PM

IRONSPY

Studies have shown that introversion is the result of a specific part of the brain being overactive. Incidentally, this is the same part that controls sexual urges.

Anyway, River, Zoe, Kaylee, Inara, in that order.

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 8:25 AM

KIZYR

Quote:
AnimalM0ther wrote:
2. Inara -- sexy, alluring, curvatious(going back to sexy), strong, smart, gives massages

Foot-washings! Don't forget the foot-washings. It's her specialty.

Quote:
Aztiel wrote:
I think i fell in love with her during the River-Reaver fight scene in Serenity.

It wasn't the dancing, it wasn't the playfulness... It was hacking apart psychotics with a crude battle axe that got to you.

Understandable {^^}. KF

~KF

Lord, I'm walking your way. Let me in, for my feet are sore, my clothes are ragged.
Look in my eyes, Lord, and my sins will play out on them as on a screen. Read them all.
Forgive what you can and send me on my path. I will walk on until you bid me rest.
~Haven Prayer

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 9:38 AM

ASARIAN

You guys are sick, really; lol.

Ok, here is my shagging order (I can't believe I'm doing this):

Kaylee
Zoe
Inara

Then there's River. She would normally be at the very top of my list, except that I am too much in love with her to even consider it. Besides, her frailty is what most attracts me to her. Well, that, and her eyes.

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Sunday, January 29, 2006 11:25 AM

CPTJACKMURRAY

Yes I know im weird i like crazy girls ever sicne i saw river (no idea why...maybe there was a subliminal messege!!! lol jk)

River (as long as she doesn't treat willy like she did jayne. ;)
(reffering to the knife)
Inara
Kaylee (spelling?)
Zoe

I thought there were more girls then that though. :( lol i dont even know why im posting here i just wanted to say i like crazy girls i guess.

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Sunday, January 29, 2006 2:55 PM

VISITINGMYINTENTIONS

River can have a space in my bed when Spike finally clears out. Which isn't looking to be any time soon.

Oooh...now I'm thinking wicked thoughts about River in a leather duster.

"it has some sweet character deaths -- I mean moments!" - Joss Whedon

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Sunday, January 29, 2006 2:59 PM

AZTIEL

Come on, you know it got to you too, the smile, the acrobatics, the...dismemberment. She's all kinds of tasty.

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Friday, February 3, 2006 8:59 PM

UNSARDONIC

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I second that! Can't men think about anything other then sex all day long?

HUH?!? Are you MAD, Omelet???

We're GUYS!!!!!

Now... I have to say: I toally agree with all the folks saying these doods are on the ...innappropriate-side... but... um... in answer to your question: "No!" Guys do not, in fact, ever think about any damn thing but sex - ever - at any time at all all day long... it's one of those ..."facts-of-Life."

Hi Eggy-dish... I've been off-site for awhile being busy with toomuchwork but... your post inre this topic I just happened to notice so... "Greetings & Salutations"... "Gruntings & Salivations," if you prefer

Y'all better 'Grunt and Salivate' "or your friends will think you're a stupid, inbred stack of meat."

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 7:26 AM

SHADOWCHILD

Quote:
Originally posted by Fazzy:
Um, I'd have go with Inara, Inara, Inara, Inara....

Dude, River, River, River, Kaylee, Kaylee, River...

I have a thing for the crazy chicks

Hey, girls can have preferances too right =D

"You are such a boob."

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 5:49 AM

SHADOWCHILD

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Originally posted by ThePistonEngine:
RIVER?! You all are going to very special kind of hell.

Were it me, they all would have their own say in the matter. I wont try to pretend I dont love River but I wouldnt dream of rape. Im not a Reaver for goodness' sake!

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"You are such a boob."

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 6:17 AM

REGINALD

Knuckle-dragging idiots or no, it's still a valid question. What strapping young Browncoat lad hasn't thought about it? I'd have to go:

Kaylee (it's clearly been awhile for her, funny and playful)
Inara (hotness factor, LOTS of expertise)
Zoe (not too into her, but she does have the whole "warrior woman" mystique)
River (I would be kind of afraid, but the uncertainty might have a certain thrilling aspect....)

Here's one to add to the list- Saffron/Bridget/Yolanda

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 6:21 AM

DAVESHAYNE

I guess it's time to drag my nuckles through this thread.

Zoe, Inara, Kaylee, and then River.

Assuming the River in question is post BDM and therefor sane enough to provide informed consent.

David

You wanna go, Little Man?
Only if it's someplace with candle light.

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 6:31 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by ThePistonEngine:

RIVER?! You all are going to very special kind of hell.

I sooo agree. You're not supposed talk about River that way. It ain't right. Heck, it's just plain wrong. Friend of mine tries to get me into NVC (Non Violent Communication). It hasn't really taken yet, but I believe you're not supposed to say "wrong" any more. Well, he's wrong! And yes, River is very beautiful; and yes, it's still wrong to talk about her that way. Wrong! wrong! wrong! I tell you. Show River some respect! It's RIVER!

Wish I never set foot is this gorram thread.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 6:37 AM

TINFOIL

Kaylee (girl next door factor)

YoSafBridge (not on the list, but I REALLY dig her)

River (very animated, I love that! and a little crazy to keep it interesting)

Inara (I'm willing to learn a thing or two =)

Zoe (she kind of scares me... I guess that could be fun)

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 9:00 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Zoe scares you but YoSafBridge doesn't?

You got some weird fear response there.

David

You wanna go, Little Man?
Only if it's someplace with candle light.

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 9:32 AM

MURKYMERC

There must have been something in the air yesterday, becuase I started a similar thread.

Marry: Kaylee

Shag (the British have all the cool slang)
Saffron
Inara
River
Zoe

Hell...I would get to the all eventually.

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 12:56 PM

SHADOWCHILD

Hi Asa!
Ok, I admit, Ive posted here, so shoot me. v.v In my mind, when responding to such things as this, I think of it as "who Id go after first", not as a definate thing. Its not all that bad...is it?

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 1:01 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by ShadowChild:
Hi Asa!
Ok, I admit, Ive posted here, so shoot me. v.v In my mind, when responding to such things as this, I think of it as "who Id go after first", not as a definate thing. Its not all that bad...is it?

Nah; you're horribly sweet. :) You could not upset me, even if you wanted to. Hope you don't want to, though. :)

P.S. I guess I was a bit upset, earlier (not with you). Let's just say I swallowed a bug, and leave it at that. ;)

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 1:12 PM

GUENEVER

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Originally posted by Companion6:
Proserpine I agree with you I have my list of the Men of Firefly and in what order. Cool new thread to start.

mmm... men. Good. I'd go Jayne, Wash, Mal, Book, Simon.

The whole forbidden fruit thing puts Book over Simon.

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 2:54 PM

PINGJING

First, guys:
Mal, all the way. I love his voice (heard it on the video game Jade Empire, recognized it right away!), and the way his nose flares. Yes, I love his nose. Not to mention, he's loyal and kind to those he loves.
Wash is a distant second, and only because I know he'd make me laugh. I don't usually go for blonds so much, or short guys, but I like his easy-going attitude.
Jayne is too beefy and Simon too stereotypically cute for me.
Book...he's a sweet grandfather figure, someone I'd love to get advice from, so I refuse to picture him in bed.

Now, girls:
Inara is gorgeous, and as has been pointed out, experienced. I think I'd learn all kinds of new things from her. And we already know she's bi.
Kaylee is cute and fun. But she probably doesn't swing that way.
River is really pretty but too crazy for me, and Zoe is too dominating.

Julia

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 2:59 PM

ALLARTICULATE

Dr. Pain,
Still working through this thread, so I don't know if everyone else has piped in on this, but...
I just married a man like you. Nicest boy ever, total geek. Best man, best lover, best everything I could have imagined. Girls with any sense eventually get the maturity to open their eyes to the nice guy standing right next to them.

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 3:31 PM

DRPAIN

allarticulate,

Thank you for your response.

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Shake your head boy your eyes are stuck. Git!

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 4:02 PM

GUENEVER

Ooh, I guess I should add my list of females. My husband makes me laugh in bed; which is why Wash is up close to the top of my male list. So I suppose that for my female list here goes:

Zoe, she's gotta be first on sheer sex appeal.
Kaylee, I do enjoy a good laugh even in bed. Some of the best sex I've ever had has involved laughing.
River, Inara -- They are a tie very far below Zoe and Kaylee.

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Thursday, February 16, 2006 10:44 PM

VIOLETRIX

hahaha! funny, funny. joss picked attractive people for his show, for a reason.

i mean, it's not like i love jayne for his brain.

and btw, my order is:

inara -- likes girls, no persuasion necessary
kaylee -- experimental, easier to persuade
zoe -- my first choice, but very very straight, so harder to persuade
not river. too young.

as for the boys:

jayne -- do i really have to go into detail? big gun, big knife, big guy... and he's got those big hands... and... uh, i'll be in my bunk
next:
can i do jayne again?

mal -- who's just as cute as can be, but i love him the most when he's grim and serious and slightly fatalistic
wash -- he's so funny! and cute! but so funny and smart
simon -- though a little "pretty" for my taste, but smart and sweet
book -- 'cause he's damn awesome

can i do jayne again?

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
gone, i say and walk from church,
refusing the stiff procession to the grave,
letting the dead ride alone in the hearse.
it is june. i am tired of being brave.

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