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Monday, March 6, 2006 3:08 PM

ok i could not choose one so here are three

1. River: Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!
Simon: You are my beautiful sister.
River: I threw up on your bed.
Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

2.Jayne: Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.
Mal: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
Jayne: If I could make you purtier, I would.
Mal: You are not the man I met a year ago.

3.Early: Where'd she go?
Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a space ship. Don't look at me.

ok i lied heres four

4.Early: You folks are all insane.
Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

The court of this obsession, is abstracted from possession which when the worlds of outside in fall.

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Monday, March 6, 2006 3:41 PM

TEALCANDTRIP

Favorite Serenity quote: "For this moment, I would give up many things, including logic or knowledge of any science, which actually I gave up at about age 15." -- Joss Whedon commentary about the Alliance/Reaver battle.

Favorite Firefly quote: "No! No I don't!"

"I also hear that there's something called Firefly, which is either a canceled science-fiction television show or a new religion, I'm not clear on that. Either way, prayers for the resurrection are involved." – Lore Sjoberg

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Monday, March 6, 2006 3:45 PM

SAMEERTIA

"You gave up everything to find me and you found me broken."

Grabs my heart every single time!

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Monday, March 6, 2006 3:46 PM

CHRISISALL

"Did we make the..puppet theatre?"

AND

"Let's see, ten percent o' nuthin...take away the nuthin..."

Chrisisall

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Monday, March 6, 2006 3:57 PM

EARLYSUMMER

"Then, can I get to know her." - Jayne

"You got a wife, all I got is that dumbass stick that sounds like it's raining, how come you got a wife?" - Jayne

Gee, guess which episode I watched recently.

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Monday, March 6, 2006 3:58 PM

DAVESHAYNE

There are so many it's hard to choose. though I'll have to go with this exchange from Objects in Space:

Jayne: You wanna go Little Man?
Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Monday, March 6, 2006 4:11 PM

ALGUS

My favorite moment, as Ive mentioned, is when Mal opens River's cryo-box thingy, looks in and goes, "Huh?!" but that's not really a quote so I'll just list some I like.

"You wanna meet the real me now?!"

"We live on a space ship dear."

"That ain't no shepherd"

"I'll be in my bunk"

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Where's the KABOOM?! There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom! *sigh* Delays...delays...

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Monday, March 6, 2006 4:59 PM

JOCKOCKEYOCK

cool quote ness
i was watching more episodes and had to write this one down... so lets change whats your favorite quote to whats your favorate ten quotes from Firefly

5.SIMON
My God, you're like a trained ape!
Without the training. No, apes are
noble creatures, you're some sort of
man-ape-thing that went horribly
wrong.

6.MAL
The management here don't take so
kind to sightseein'. Which is why
we'll be posing as buyers. And there
isn't a one of us looks more the part
than the good Doctor.
(looks Simon over)
The pretty fits, the soft hands,
definitely a moneyed individual rich
and lily-white and pasty all over--
SIMON
All right. Fine. I'll go. Just, stop
describing me.

The court of this obsession, is abstracted from possession which when the worlds of outside in fall.

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Monday, March 6, 2006 11:36 PM

GIXXER

(Smartest plot summary ever.)

Kaylee: Oh, hey, there, Inara. How was your check-up?

Inara: Same as last year... What's going on here?

Kaylee: Oh, let's see.. We killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and now Zoe and the Captain are off springing the others that got snatched by the Feds. Oh, here they are now.

G

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 2:18 AM

JOCKOCKEYOCK

Quote:
Kaylee: Oh, hey, there, Inara. How was your check-up?

Inara: Same as last year... What's going on here?

Kaylee: Oh, let's see.. We killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and now Zoe and the Captain are off springing the others that got snatched by the Feds. Oh, here they are now.

^ ^ i like that one from Areils

The court of this obsession, is abstracted from possession which when the worlds of outside in fall.

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 4:17 AM

WEICHI

Forgive me if I do not get this exactly right -

"Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle"

Mal to Jayne

See how I'm not punching him, I think I've grown!

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 5:14 AM

SAB39

There are just too many great oneliners in the show to count or to pick one, but my favorite moment in the whole series, and the moment at which I realized that I *loved* this show:

River: Sure, I got a secret. More'n one. Don't seem likely I'd tell 'em to you, do it? Anyone off Dyton Colony know's better'n to talk to strangers. You're talking loud enough for the both of us, though, ain't you? I've known a dozen like you. Skipped off home early, minor graft jobs here and there. Spent some time in the lock-down, I warrant, but less than you claim. Now you're what, petty thief with delusions of standing? Sad little king of a sad little hill.

Badger: Nice to see someone from the old homestead.

River: Not really. [To Simon:] Call me f'anyone interesting shows up.

Badger: I like her.

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 9:50 AM

ANNA

Can I pick one from the Serenity outtakes?

I'm quoting it wrong I know, but it's the one about, "Zoe, gather 5 or 6 bodies, stick 'em to the nose of the ship - put Shepherd Book front and centre..."

I know I butchered it, but you get the idea. I was getting cramps from laughing so much! :D

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 10:13 AM

STEGASAURUS

Quote:
Originally posted by Anna:
Can I pick one from the Serenity outtakes?

I'm quoting it wrong I know, but it's the one about, "Zoe, gather 5 or 6 bodies, stick 'em to the nose of the ship - put Shepherd Book front and centre..."

I know I butchered it, but you get the idea. I was getting cramps from laughing so much! :D

I was cryin' when he called the little dead boy a "hood ornament". Definitely one of the most funnies outtakes I've seen in a long time.

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 10:48 AM

CHRISPV

I could type it out, but I think I'll just let Wash say it.

http://www.serenitybetrayed.ytmnd.com/

Hilarious.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 11:47 AM

SHINY

"Huh."

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 11:54 AM

COPILOT

Find that kid that's taking a dirt nap with the baby Jesus we need a hood ornament. That damn near killed me. That Nathon he's just so funny and pretty and smart and oh god I could go on forever.

An I carried such a torch

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 5:14 PM

DC4BS

River: I didn't think you'd come...
Simon: Well, you're a dummy.

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dc4bs

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 11:31 PM

LADYBUG

No power in the 'verse can stop me.

And for River, that's true.

Serenifly 。如果您不是風扇, 出去。

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 11:44 PM

DAVEUKFAN

It's a little somber my favourates probably:

Inara to Mal: "You don't have to die alone"

Mal: "Everybody dies alone"

......Or something a bit more cheerful

Wash: "We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero next!"

I was on the losing side, still don't believe it was the wrong one

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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 12:53 AM

ITHINKTHEYREBOGGERS

Dont remember it exactly, but something like this...

Mal:Just help me look for him

Kaylee: Is that him?

Mal: Thats the buffet table

Kaylee: but how can we be sure unless we question it?

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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 9:20 AM

CTHAWK

From the beginning of Trash when Mal is nekkid.

"Well, that went well." (or something to that extent.

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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 5:34 PM

SHEPHERDTERRY

Ok, I think I definately have to go with:

"Jayne's a girls name"
Or, possibly:

Jayne:"I'll be in my bunk..."
Zoe:"Jayne, grab your weapon"

Hell, who am I kidding, I loved 'em all!

Jayne's got man bits. Wow. Makes you think...

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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 6:12 PM

CAB1729

River to Mal: "Don't make faces."

Anger on one side, sadness on the other.
Nobody knows about the third side.

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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 6:21 PM

GUTTERBALL

Mal: So I'm leavin it to Jayne here to find out.
Jayne: *pulls big-a$$ knife* He was nonspecific as to how.

OR

Jayne: I'll be in my bunk.

OR

Jayne: I married me a POWERFUL ugly creature.
Mal: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
Jayne: If I could make you prettier, I would!

OR

Mal: Whoa. Good Bible.

OR, from Serenity

Jayne: She is starting to damage my calm.

OR

Zoe: How much ammo we got left?
Jayne: Three full mags...and my swingin cod. That's it.

Sorry. Firefly/Serenity quotes are like Lays potato chips. Can't pick just one.

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 4:43 AM

REDDAVE

"When you can't walk, you crawl.
When you can't do that,
you find someone to carry you."

Brought back memories of my Iraq days. Bawled my eyes out. Great line.

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 4:56 AM

REDDAVE

By the way, in case you're wondering where that last quote came from, it was in "The Message" that never aired but is on the DVD set. I sort of summarized it, but in the show it sounds something like this:

Tracey(Dying): "When you can't walk, you crawl...
and when you can't do that..."
Zoe: "You find someone to carry you."

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 4:57 AM

ASARIAN

Hard to come up with just one single quote. Heck, the whole gorram series is quotable!

Okay, but here's one that really gets to me, all the time:

"Little soul, big world."

It so symbolizes River's own vulnerability, in a big scary world. :(

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 5:00 AM

CURIOUSJ

Very cool that one.

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 5:04 AM

CURIOUSJ

favourite quote from Serenity:

River: "I swallowed a bug"

Seriously everything in the series and the movie is 5* gold class dialogue. There's too much to quote.

Bring it around town!

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 3:15 PM

JOCKOCKEYOCK

ok i have a quote for a friend she repeats it at school all the time
Mal: Well, you're holding my mechanic in thrall. And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

The court of this obsession, is abstracted from possession which when the worlds of outside in fall.

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 3:20 PM

CHRONICTHEHEDGEHOG

Everything from
'Command says they're holding until they can assess our status' through to 'What was that?'

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Friday, March 10, 2006 9:22 AM

SOULQUAKE

"Too much hair!"

"River, he's putting the hair away now."
"Is that what's wrong?"
"Hell yes preacher! If I didn't have things to do I'd be in there with her."

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Friday, March 10, 2006 9:35 AM

CAPNZOE

My fave HAS to be...

Zoe: I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

OR

Jubal: Am I a lion?

Stay shiny people!!

You paid money for this sir? On purpose?

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Friday, March 10, 2006 10:37 AM

MILFORD

Every single line in the whole thing is pure comedy and drama at the same time. Some of my favorites are:

"With a swhat?"-Shindig

"You know what the chain of command is?"-Train Job

"Ain't nobody touched my plow but me in a long time..."-Our Mrs. Reynolds

Leaning into the wind that used to carry me-Stavesacre

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Friday, March 10, 2006 11:08 AM

OMEGADARK

Gotta love the ape comment, the 10% take away the nothin, gotta love Rivers petty theft monologue...

Did anyone say this one or did I miss it?

...you will burn in a very special level of Hell, a hell they reserve for child molesters and people who talk in the movie theaters...a special hell.

-OD

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Friday, March 10, 2006 11:49 AM

RMMC

My favorite Firefly quote?

Zoë: River, honey, he's putting away the hair now.
River: Doesn't matter. It'll still be there...waiting.

Of course seeng Ron Glass with almost the exact same hair style he had on Barney Miller in the 70's was a hoot all by itself.

And...yeah I loved the outtake in Serenity that a few people above mentioned. But I think my favorite part of it was seeing the looks on the others in the scene as they realised just what Nathan was actually saying. That was priceless.

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Friday, March 10, 2006 12:05 PM

CBY

From the BDM:

Mal (hopeless/angry): "I don't murder children!"
Operative (deadpan): "I do."

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Friday, March 10, 2006 1:35 PM

CAITLYN

RIVER:
Fixing your Bible.

BOOK
I--uh-- What?

RIVER
Bible's broken. Contradictions, faulty logistics--it doesn't make sense...

BOOK
No, no, you can't...

RIVER
So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden -- eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there... eleven, important number, prime number, one
goes into the house of eleven eleven times but always comes out one--

BOOK
River, just take it easy. You shouldn't--

RIVER
Noah's Ark is a problem--

BOOK
Really.

RIVER
We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon-- Only way to fit five-thousand species of mammal on the same boat-

------

That who seen is shiny. I just love it.. I am just irreligious enough to really, really enjoy it in a place where far too many people take 3,000+ year old stories way too seriously.

You know, you're pretty funny, even without cussin'...

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Friday, March 10, 2006 4:51 PM

JOCKOCKEYOCK

its not realy a quote but i cant stop singing it

Take my love, take my land / Take me where I cannot stand / I don't care, I'm still free / You can't take the sky from me / Take me out to the black / Tell 'em I ain't comin' back / Burn the land and boil the sea / You can't take the sky from me / There's no place I can be / Since I found serenity / But you can't take the sky from me

The court of this obsession, is abstracted from possession which when the worlds of outside in fall.

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Friday, March 10, 2006 9:03 PM

LANKSTERBROWNCOAT

From the BDM..........my sig.

"You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. 'Cause as sure as I know anything, I know this: they will try again. ...they'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave." - Mal

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Friday, March 10, 2006 10:40 PM

JOHNBOY

Is *HE* OK????!!!!?!????!?!?!?!?!

Cheers,
Johnboy

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:13 AM

STUBBS

When Saffron has seduced Mal and they are about to kiss.
Mal- I'm going to the special hell....

Stubbs

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Monday, March 20, 2006 6:47 PM

JOCKOCKEYOCK

ok more quotes
River: I'm not on the ship. I'm in the ship. I am the ship.
Simon: River...
River: River's gone.
Early: Then who exactly are we talking to?
River: You're talking to Serenity. And, Early... Serenity is very unhappy.

The court of this obsession, is abstracted from possession which when the worlds of outside in fall.

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Monday, March 20, 2006 8:20 PM

NAUGHTYMAN

It would definitely have to be Jayne's best quote:"that's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."

"get busy livin' or get busy dyin' "

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006 7:23 AM

SILUNAKA

fav quote is Inara's sarcastic reply to mals dillema with his new wife.

'Wonderful, I wish you lots of fat children!'

sil

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Thursday, March 23, 2006 2:34 AM

GREATBLACKTHORN

I think the whole scene in Bushwhacked where they're being interrogated by Harken is hilarious...Not sure exactly how these go but, just watched the episode today:

-"Is there any particular reason you don't discuss your marriage?"
-"Don't see that it's any of your business, is all. We're very private people."
*cuts to Wash*
-"The legs! Definitely have to say it's her legs! You can put that down..."

After that point I found it hard to stop laughing for a while...Then this happened and I nearly died:

*silence*
*Harken stares*
*Jayne stares*

She'll turn you in before you can say "Don't turn me in...lady..."

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Thursday, March 23, 2006 4:12 AM

PIEKY

Mine is "The body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds with adequate vacuuming systems" by River.

Doesnt seem very impressive but let me put it in context 4 ya.

With a slashed jugular spraying blood at a rate similar to a thumb over the end of a hose, it takes 2 mins to loose enough blood to kill you. Thats just to kill you, not to loose all your blood. Quick aint it

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Saturday, March 25, 2006 8:01 AM

GREATBLACKTHORN

I laughed for ages after this:

"Would you like me to wash your feet?"

*blank stare*

*walks away*

XD

She'll turn you in before you can say "Don't turn me in...lady..."

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Monday, March 27, 2006 6:46 AM

SHINYSWEETCHEEKS

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:
There are just too many great oneliners in the show to count or to pick one, but my favorite moment in the whole series, and the moment at which I realized that I *loved* this show:

River: Sure, I got a secret. More'n one. Don't seem likely I'd tell 'em to you, do it? Anyone off Dyton Colony know's better'n to talk to strangers. You're talking loud enough for the both of us, though, ain't you? I've known a dozen like you. Skipped off home early, minor graft jobs here and there. Spent some time in the lock-down, I warrant, but less than you claim. Now you're what, petty thief with delusions of standing? Sad little king of a sad little hill.

Badger: Nice to see someone from the old homestead.

River: Not really. [To Simon:] Call me f'anyone interesting shows up.

Badger: I like her.

I will have to say Badger didnt know WHAT to think... and she improved it so well.. I'd have to say thats ONE of my favs

I love my captin

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