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Monday, March 27, 2006 9:27 AM

PATOLVER


"Oh my God, its grotesque! oh, and theres something in a jar..."

"Dear Diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day EVER."

Pat
XXX

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“Slither: Nathan 'Malcolm Reynolds' Fillion fights mutant slugs. I don’t really care what else the film has to offer aside from Fillion shooting slugs and being awesome. He is, after all, the captain of Serenity." - John Lichman, Washington Square News

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Monday, March 27, 2006 10:22 AM

ARAMINA


Simon to Jayne: Enemies? You? No! How can it be? - Jaynestown

I just love Simon being sarcastic. In fact no, I just love Simon.

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Thursday, March 30, 2006 6:26 AM

ALGAE


I definitely love the quote I use as a signature as it helps show how people generally are wearing masks and putting on faces to appear as something they are not. Great line

I seen you without your clothes on before. Never thought I'd see you naked.

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Friday, March 31, 2006 6:58 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


my favorite quote is


Mal:we're not going to die we can't die bendis you know why? because we are so... very... pretty. we are just to pretty for God to let us die

BURMA

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Friday, March 31, 2006 7:23 AM

JEHANE


So many great quotes to choose from...

-From "Train Job":

Guy in bar: This is an auspicious day.
Jayne: Suspicious? What day is it?

-From "Jaynestown":

Jayne: You people had a riot on accoutn of me? My very own riot? *looks as if he's about to cry*

Simon, looking at Jayne's statue: This must be what going mad feels like.
Also Simon, in the bar where the mudders sing "Hero of Canton": No, *this* must be what going mad feels like.

-From "Serenity":

Mal: How's business?
Inara: None of yours.

-From "Out of Gas":

Simon, after being asked to tell a funny story about being a doctor: A funny story?
Jayne: Yeah, 'cause sick people are hilarious.

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Friday, March 31, 2006 9:33 AM

BROWNCOATREVOLUTION


Quote:

Originally posted by Anna:
Can I pick one from the Serenity outtakes?

I'm quoting it wrong I know, but it's the one about, "Zoe, gather 5 or 6 bodies, stick 'em to the nose of the ship - put Shepherd Book front and centre..."

I know I butchered it, but you get the idea. I was getting cramps from laughing so much! :D




"Get these bodies together! Zoey, you and Simon are gonna rope 'em together, five or six of them I want them laid out on the nose of our ship. Put Book front and center, he is our friend we should honor him.

Kayle, find that kid whose taking a dirt nap with baby jesus, we need a hood ornament.

Jayne, try noit to steal to much of their shit.

Wash, .....(inaudible)"

My favorite quote of all time wasn't even part of the movie. Isn't that ... um ... odd.
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Find that kid whose taking a dirt nap with baby jesus, we need a hood ornament.

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Monday, April 17, 2006 8:34 PM

ECAMBER


Mal:I do believe the womans means to shoot me again.

Elsewhere in the same episode:
Jayne: Testing... testing. Cap'n do you hear me?
Mal (standing only a foot away): I'm standing right here.
Jayne: you're comin'n through good and loud.
Mal: Cuz I'm standing right here.

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 1:46 AM

MAGNUSDAMNOVIR


Mal: Jayne! How many guns are you planning on taking on this expedition you only got the two arms!

Jayne: I just get excitable as to the choice.

Mal: I'm not planning on this turing into a big fight.

Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place aint always exactly been similar.

Mal: No grenades.

Jayne: What! Awww.

OR

See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem
with, long as she does it quiet-like.

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 5:03 AM

BROWNCOATREVOLUTION


Mal: Jayne, how many guns you plannin' on takin' you've only got the two arms.

Jayne: I get excitable as to choice, like to have my options open.

Mal: I don't plan on any shooting taking place.

Jayne: Well what you plan and what happens ain't always been similar.

Mal: No gernades.

Jayne: what... awww

Mal: NO GERNADES.

ZOE(as mal walks off):Those gernades?

Jayne: Yeah, captian don't want them.

Zoe: Jayne were robbin' the place not occupyin' it.

Later.......

Jayne: Sure would be nice if we had some gernades don't you think.

Mal: Faster, faster, faster would be better.

Find that kid whose taking a dirt nap with baby jesus, we need a hood ornament.

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 10:04 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


That always makes me cry. That and River describing how she feels...."ate the bits and the bits did stay down"......The writing and acting is just so amazing!

One day.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!



Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 10:17 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


in a place where far too many people take 3,000+ year old stories way too seriously.



Amen to that!

One day.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!



Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 10:50 AM

GROOVYAL


so many sooo good things have been mentioned but there are still dozens to go... so here are some of mine:

-sir i think you have a problem with your brain being missing
same scene
-can i have your share?
-nope!
-when you die, can i have your share?
-jep!



-ooo do i ever, funny aaand sexy, you have no idea! and you never will!


-i dont like the idea of someone's knowing what i'm thinkin'!
-nobody likes the idea of someone's knowing what you'r thinking

*just hilarious, that one*

-mercy! is the mark of a great man!*stab* guess i'm just a good guy*stab* well i'm allright!



-oh my good! we are all doomed! who is flying this thing? ... oh right! that would be me!
*i loooooove that one*

-what did i say to you about entering my shuttle unasked?
-that it was manly aaand impulsive
-yes! only the exact expression i used was DONT!

daaamn i could go on for hours quoting the show...

-just arrived in the nick of time, what does this make us?
-big damn heros!!!
-aint we just!

-forgot your toothpaste?

-you missed a spot
-cant miss a place you've never been!

aaand there are still more to quote!!!!!

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 1:58 PM

TAYEATRA


I, like so many others, would like to quote the entire series, the film and then all the out-takes. However I do have to chose at some point so... here goes.

The 'special hell' bit that's already been mentioned.

Anything with Mal/Inara.

And this fabulous exchange...

-"Screw You!"
-"Get in line!"

Dark Angel, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Enterprise, Farscape... anything else you'd like to cancel?

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 4:08 PM

FANONFIRE


Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
"Did we make the..puppet theatre?"

AND

"Let's see, ten percent o' nuthin...take away the nuthin..."

Chrisisall


Wash: There's obeying happening right
under my nose

Mal: You want me to sleep with her? That
make you feel better?
Wash: It might!

Jayne: Do you know what the chain of
command is? It's the chain I go
get and beat you with till you
understand who's in rutting
command here.

Jayne: Only if his attention's elsewhere.
We need a diversion. I say Zoe gets
nekkid.
Wash: Nope.

Kaylee: Shows off your backside.

BADGER: 'Course you couldn't buy an invite
with a diamond size of a testicle.
But I got my hands on a couple.

Jayne: So does this! I call it Vera
Mal: Well, my days of not taking you
seriously are certainly coming to a
middle.


My favorites change everyday but those are my all time favorite.





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Thursday, April 20, 2006 5:33 PM

JOSSISAGOD


This one's a bit long but here's mine:

Mal: Think very hard. You been
birddoggin' this township a while
now, and they wouldn't mind a corpse'a you.
Now you could luxuriate in
a nice jail cell but if your hand
touches metal, I swear by my pretty
floral bonnet I will end you.


JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 5:34 PM

RAVENHAIR


Quote:

Originally posted by chronicthehedgehog:
Everything from
'Command says they're holding until they can assess our status' through to 'What was that?'




Absolutely!

That said, the quote that keeps coming up in my head is Jayne's "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with until you understand I'm in command" (or something close to that - I'm terrible at remembering quotes!).

My seven year old and I do the dinosaur dialogue from the pilot all the time.

*****
Mal:We're still flying.
Simon: That's not much.
Mal: It's enough.

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Friday, April 21, 2006 4:17 AM

GROOVYAL


an other one that i really admire:

"I'm lost! I'm angry .... aaand i'm armed!"

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"you are my kind of stupid!"

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this one really lets me laugh to tears...
"... i thought about growing a moustage... i'm a traditionalist"

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one of my fav scenes since its played daaamn good and realistic/authentic

-... and what? wave my arms around?
-Wave your arms around! jump up and down! divert the signal to the navsat...
-Divert the ...what....??? riiiiight ....
and so on.... i just loooove this scene!!!!

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"remember that sex you are planing to have, ever again?"

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helluva show that was!!!!

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Friday, April 21, 2006 4:21 AM

TAYEATRA


Damn... I totally forgot the one next to my own name. Fool.

It's basically the whole scene with Mal and the Operative in the training house with all the asides to Inara. Morenna has a fabulous exasperated eye roll!

Dark Angel, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Enterprise, Farscape... anything else you'd like to cancel?

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Friday, April 21, 2006 4:25 AM

MTNSCOTT


RIVER
They weren't cows inside. They were
waiting to be, but they forgot. Now
they see sky and they remember what
they are.

So true to the human existence.

Only the half mad are wholly alive!
E.A.

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Friday, April 21, 2006 4:38 AM

GROOVYAL


forgot one! probably the best!!!:)

-...and you cant change that by getting all...bendy...aaaand....the light....from the console....its like 'lil angels...
-did he just go crazy and fall asleep?



and ive got an other one for you left

-jabber jabber jabber! if i wanted to know all the details i would speak to a doctor!
-you are speaking to a doctor!
-Well... Yeah... Point is! might have been you she might have shot... the doctor as you just made point of! and who exactly could fix you? not nobody!

really nice dialogue writing combinend with good job of playing it right!

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 3:46 PM

VINTERDRAKEN


Well I must say that I find "mine is an evil laugh" comment and also "And we shall call it, this land" when Wash is playing with his dinosaurs to be hilarious.

You can’t stop the Signal.
Keep spreading the word about Firefly!

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 3:46 PM

VINTERDRAKEN


Well I must say that I find "mine is an evil laugh" comment and also "And we shall call it, this land" when Wash is playing with his dinosaurs to be hilarious.

You can’t stop the Signal.
Keep spreading the word about Firefly!

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 3:46 PM

VINTERDRAKEN


Well I must say that I find "mine is an evil laugh" comment and also "And we shall call it, this land" when Wash is playing with his dinosaurs to be hilarious.

You can’t stop the Signal.
Keep spreading the word about Firefly!

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 3:46 PM

VINTERDRAKEN


Well I must say that I find "mine is an evil laugh" comment and also "And we shall call it, this land" when Wash is playing with his dinosaurs to be hilarious.

You can’t stop the Signal.
Keep spreading the word about Firefly!

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 3:46 PM

VINTERDRAKEN


Well I must say that I find "mine is an evil laugh" comment and also "And we shall call it, this land" when Wash is playing with his dinosaurs to be hilarious.

You can’t stop the Signal.
Keep spreading the word about Firefly!

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 3:46 PM

VINTERDRAKEN


Well I must say that I find "mine is an evil laugh" comment and also "And we shall call it, this land" when Wash is playing with his dinosaurs to be hilarious.

You can’t stop the Signal.
Keep spreading the word about Firefly!

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 7:18 PM

IRYABOY


I rather like the line from Shindig:
"Mercy...is the mark of a great man."
*STAB*
"Guess I'm just a good man."
*STAB*
"Well, I'm alright."

Also:
"Well, I haven't shot anyone before..."
"Son, I was there. And I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone. Yet."

And:
Operative: "Define 'lost.'"
Also, on a fun side note, this is my first ever post. Just thought you'd all like to know. :)

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 9:15 PM

RUXTON


My favorite quote from the TV show is the comment by Jayne, which epitomizes so much of his character:

"Smells like crotch!"

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006 8:14 AM

ELOISA


Quote:

Originally posted by iryaboy:
Also, on a fun side note, this is my first ever post. Just thought you'd all like to know. :)



Welcome, Iryaboy!

"I aim to misbehave."

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 5:50 AM

FOEHAMMER


I actually caught myself saying a line from the show....

Now, mind you, I'm a guy. 6'3" 250lbs - manly guy.
I work in a hotel and last night we had two proms and a bar mitzvah going on all at the same time...I walk into work and look into the lobby and these words came out of my mouth.."Aw, look at the prettys!" - then I remembered that all the girls in that crowd were probably half my age and I caught myself in the Wash dilemma...'Should I be looking at the dresses or the girls?'

LOL - Life Imitates Art...again!

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 6:27 AM

FIREFLYFOREVERX7


So hard to choose just one! But my favorites might just have to be:

Wash: "Hey, I've been in a firefight before. Well...I was in a fire. Acutally, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself. I'll learn as I go."

That one cracked me up! And later that smae episode:
"Now I'm learning about scary!"

AND:

River: "Also...I can kill you with my brain."

AND

Wash: "We always hoped you kids would get together! Who is she?"

AND:

"I spent 6 weeks on moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God! Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled."

ok, just one more...

River: "Now they see the sky and they remember what they are."

Of course there are many many more but you get the idea.

Some people juggle geese!

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 10:53 AM

SEAL


Quote:

Originally posted by FireflyForeverx7:
So hard to choose just one! But my favorites might just have to be:

Wash: Wacky fun.
Jayne: wanna go little man?
wash: ONly if its somewhere with candlle light.

seal: the nerd in Canadizl

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 12:46 PM

SILENCE


Zoe: (hugs Wash) That was close.
Mal: Hey, what are you guys doin'? Making out?
Wash: (gives Mal the finger) Blow it captain.


Mal: Wow wow, you see that right? You see it? (Wash nods) See that? Would you turn? Would you turn?
Wash: Do you wanna fly this thing?
Mal: D'you want me... would you pull over? Is that what you're supposed to be doing?
Wash: I will pull over this space ship right now! DAMN IT I don't know a back space ship driver!
Mal: GET OUT OF THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Jayne: AAAAAHHHHHH!
Wash: Jesus Christ that's it Fine! (gets up) You wanna fly? Fuckin fly! (leaves) I'll be in my bunk!


Kinda ruined it for all who didn't see that.


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One day.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!
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Sunday, April 30, 2006 1:34 PM

PAINE


Where in the hell did THAT come from? I don't remember either of those being in the gag reels.

PLEASE tell me where you got those...also the Mal "dirt nap with Baby Jesus" scene.

They'll let anyone use a modem these days, won't they?-jms

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 2:57 PM

ELOISA


They're in the outtakes reel (can't remember its proper name; NOT the deleted scenes reel, but the other one) on the DVD of the BDM. Well, they're on the UK edition, anyway!

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 3:11 PM

SILENCE


Quote:

Originally posted by Paine:
Where in the hell did THAT come from? I don't remember either of those being in the gag reels.

PLEASE tell me where you got those...also the Mal "dirt nap with Baby Jesus" scene.

They'll let anyone use a modem these days, won't they?-jms



I hope you enjoy it as much as the rest of us:





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One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!
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Sunday, April 30, 2006 3:19 PM

RODWY


My top 10 favorite Firefly/Serenity quotes

1.
Mal:"Define interesting"
Wash: "oh god, oh god we're gonna die?"

2.
Jayne: "You can’t change that by getting’ all…'bendy.'"
Wash: "All what?"
Jayne: "You got the—the light from the console…to keep you—lift you up. (chuckles) Oh, they shine like… little angels."
(Jayne collapses with a thud. The crew just stares)
Wash: "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

3.
Mal: “Wow wow, you see that right? You see it? (Wash nods) See that? Would you turn? Would you turn?”
Wash: “Do you wanna fly this thing?”
Mal: “D'you want me... would you pull over? Is that what you're supposed to be doing?”
Wash: “I will pull over this space ship right now! DAMN IT I don't know a back space ship driver!”
Mal: “GET OUT OF THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!”
Jayne: “AAAAAHHHHHH!”
Wash: “Jesus Christ that's it Fine! (gets up) You wanna fly? Fuckin fly! (leaves) I'll be in my bunk!”

4.
Simon: "You're in a dangerous line of work, Jayne. Odds are you'll be under my knife again. Often. So I want you to understand one thing very clearly: No matter what you do or say or plot, no matter how you come down on us, I will never, ever harm you. You're on this table, you're safe... because I'm your medic. No matter how little we may like or trust each other, we're on the same crew. Got the same troubles, same enemies - and more than enough of both. We could circle each other and growl, sleep with one eye open, but that thought wearies me. Now I don't care what you've done, and I don't know what you're planning on doing, but I'm trusting you. I think you should do the same. Because I don't see this working any other way." (exits)
River: "Also, I can kill you with my brain."

5.
"Let's start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety pound girl, 'cause I don't think that's ever getting old."--Wash

6.
Operative: "You should know there's no shame in this. You've done remarkable things. But you're fighting a war you've already lost."
Mal: "Yeah, I'm known for that."

7.
"Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"--Mal

8.
Zoe: "Funny, sir, how you always seem to find yourself in an Alliance-friendly bar come U-Day looking for a quiet drink."
Mal: "Now this is a sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart."

9.
"I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's going to start a fair fight... or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman.. or I'm gettin' paid. Mostly if i'm gettin' paid." --Jayne

10.
Mal: “I’ve seen so much death.” (Pauses then dances)

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 3:39 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Whenever I'm asked that the line, "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" pops into my head. unfortunately without the scene that comes before it, including grabbing at the air and collapsing, it just looses it's effect.

Just the other day I was talking with people who has far as I knew had never seen Serenity and then we got going with so many great things, it all started with someone saying:

"This is the captain Speaking, we may experience some slight turbulence and then explode."

It was then that I found out someone thought Serenity was overhyped, apparently the way people had spoken of it he expected to have:
1 three hours of total enjoyment leading up to it
2 three hours of total enjoyment during it
3 three hours of total enjoyment after it thinking about it.

Then it didn’t last three hours and thus broke down at step two.

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Wednesday, May 31, 2006 9:39 AM

MACQYVER


My favorite lines would have to be:

Townsperson: You can not thwart God's will.
Mal: Yal see the man hangin, out of the spaceship with the big gun? it took us awhile to find this place and he did't want to come. Man's hankerin to kill some folk, so really its his will yal should be worried about thwartin'.
(Safe)

Mal: You ever see cattle stampede when they don;t gat any where to go, its kinda like a meat grinder.
(Safe)

Mal: after were done with this she can scream until our ears bleed, although I would consider it a kindness if she didn't.
(Safe)

Jayne: Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck.
(Jaynestown)

These next three do not really belong here, but I like um alot:

From The man They Call Jody, a Firefly fanfic on this site: I spent some time as a bartender and learned something your bartender should have learned along time ago, the best way to break up a fight is to speak softly and carry a big gun.

Russain Collonel refering to ex Green Beret John Rambo: Who do you think this man is, God.
Collonel Samuel Trautman being tortured by russain colonel: NO, God would show mercy.

and the infamous " Go ahead make my day."

You can fix anything if you have a big hammer and enough duct tape.


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Wednesday, May 31, 2006 9:39 AM

MACQYVER


My favorite lines would have to be:

Townsperson: You can not thwart God's will.
Mal: Yal see the man hangin, out of the spaceship with the big gun? it took us awhile to find this place and he did't want to come. Man's hankerin to kill some folk, so really its his will yal should be worried about thwartin'.
(Safe)

Mal: You ever see cattle stampede when they don;t gat any where to go, its kinda like a meat grinder.
(Safe)

Mal: after were done with this she can scream until our ears bleed, although I would consider it a kindness if she didn't.
(Safe)

Jayne: Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck.
(Jaynestown)

These next three do not really belong here, but I like um alot:

From The man They Call Jody, a Firefly fanfic on this site: I spent some time as a bartender and learned something your bartender should have learned along time ago, the best way to break up a fight is to speak softly and carry a big gun.

Russain Collonel refering to ex Green Beret John Rambo: Who do you think this man is, God.
Collonel Samuel Trautman being tortured by russain colonel: NO, God would show mercy.

and the infamous " Go ahead make my day."

You can fix anything if you have a big hammer and enough duct tape.


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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 1:57 AM

SIMONT7573


"I think we'll rise again"

Its not clever its not funny but it warms me up.

"thats not much, Its enough"

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 2:52 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave


"Well, Lady, you are my kinda crazy."
~Mal

To which I normally reply, "Why YES I AM!"



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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 10:13 PM

SHINYALORA


I just rewatched the gag reel so these are the ones that come to mind right now. So much fun!

"Start with the part where jayne gets knocked out by a 90 year old man...with man boobs."

"They just float out there sending out reav...raver reading parties."

"My cartridge fell out of my gun."

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Friday, June 23, 2006 2:14 PM

TRAVELER


These are two that stick in my head.

Jayne "Saw that comin."

Book "You don't fix the Bible, It fixes you."

But I read all the ones above and can't argue that they are great to. I will return in hopes of reading more.

And what do we do with the chain of command?



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Friday, June 23, 2006 2:19 PM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave


Take my love, take my land
take me where I cannot stand...

Double posted - just making use.

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Friday, June 23, 2006 2:21 PM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave


Quote:

Originally posted by traveler:
And what do we do with the chain of command?

We'd beat you with it, if we were Giant Trained apes without the training.

On the Book quote, you were really close - It's actually:

"You don't fix Faith... it fixes you."

Although, River had just ripped into Book's Bible, so I can see how that quote came about.

I have that as one of the quotes on the shiny T-shirt Knibblet made me for helping at the Equality Now screening here in Minneapolis.

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Friday, June 23, 2006 4:07 PM

TRAVELER


Guess I'll have to sit back and watch Firefly until I get those quotes right. I think I here the chain of command coming now.

And what do we do with the chain of command?


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Friday, June 23, 2006 5:37 PM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave


Quote:

Originally posted by traveler:
Guess I'll have to sit back and watch Firefly until I get those quotes right. I think I here the chain of command coming now.

No chain of command here, sweetie.

After three years waiting for a movie, it's amazing what a girl can keep in her soggy little brain.

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Friday, June 23, 2006 8:15 PM

TRAVELER


I doubt your brain is soggy or little. I don't doubt it is amazing. Well it sounds like it was worth the wait. I hope you enjoyed the movie. I know I did.

Another Quote. River "Miranda"

Traveler

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 6:58 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave


Quote:

Originally posted by traveler:
I doubt your brain is soggy or little. I don't doubt it is amazing. Well it sounds like it was worth the wait. I hope you enjoyed the movie. I know I did.

My goodness - there's sweetalkers coming out of the woodwork around here.

It has been worth the wait. What makes it better is sitting in a room full of browncoats who know when to laugh, aren't afraid to cheer and might even sing along with the new instrumental arrangement of the theme song at the end of the credits. It's spoiled me for seeing it in my living room, wide screen TV or not. Might have to remedy that.

I have just surpassed my sister's record of seeing "Sound of Music" in the theater at the time of its original release in 1967... She saw it seven times.

Does seeing it that many times make the hard parts easier to deal with? No. Actually, it's worse because now I know they're coming. But the good parts are simply too good to miss.

Fanty/Mingo: Do you know that girl?
Mal: I really don't


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Saturday, June 24, 2006 12:52 PM

CRUITHNE3753


"I really know how to show a girl a disgusting time"
Simon, The Message

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 1:08 PM

THESOMNAMBULIST


Jayne: "What are you going to do...Clone him!"

Jubal Early: "Well here I am"

SERENITY

The Operative: "Madness?"
[Ambles over to the holographic projection of River and Simon escaping through an air vent]
The Operative: "Have you looked at this scan carefully, Doctor? At his face? It's love, in point of fact. Something a good deal more dangerous."

The
Somnambulist

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 1:10 PM

MONKSDAD


This isnt my favorite quote from Firefly, but i did get to use it today to some A-hole that wouldnt quit cursing around my daughter at the restraunt today.
"Your mouth is talkin, Might want to look into that"
after i said it the guy who i said it to and his friends just shut up for the remainder of our time at the restraunt.
I love firefly/serenity

"And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community."

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 1:18 PM

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This is a fanfic quote, from a certain California fanchick. I know I'm getting it wrong, but... it's from a Christmas fic, so:

JAYNE: "What the hell is a 'French Hen' anyway? Some kinda fancy whore?"

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 1:50 PM

TRAVELER


As so many have stated their are a lot of excellent quotes. Probably because the writing was so good.

Jayne "The only fluid I see here is the puddle of piss refusing to pay our wages."

A long sentence to put together for Jayne and yet Jayne states the facts. He may be bought but he speaks with a direct honesty.

River "Fire."

River is the same if people lear to listen to here.

I would like to see a Jayne and River quote of.
But River doesn't get much as much air time.

Jayne "I could take off my clothes."

Everybody else "Noooo!"

Taveler

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