JAYNE! by shinytalent

FIREFLY EPISODE DISCUSSIONS

JAYNE!

POSTED BY: SHINYTALENT
UPDATED: Thursday, June 8, 2006 20:57
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Thursday, April 20, 2006 7:50 PM

I'm with you on that quote Shinytalent!It's possibly the best one in the entire series.

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all"

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 11:03 PM

BOB30

Not necessarily a classic 'line' but the part in Heart of Gold where Mal is giving the crew the option to join or stay on the ship. Don't remember the exact wording, but Jayne opts out. Mal says "They're whores", without a beat Jayne says "I'm in". Perfect comedy timing!

If anyone can quote the script....

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I'll be in my bunk....

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Friday, April 21, 2006 12:22 AM

ATH

Quote:
Originally posted by BlackCollarBrowncoat:
where River says Jayne is a girl's name? I can't remember how that one goes...

I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch me soar.

she starts with that girls name crap again, i'll show her i got man parts (as he reaches into his pants).

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Friday, April 21, 2006 2:18 AM

GRIMJACK21502

Can't believe no one mentioned this one yet.

When surrounded by the 'professional' ladies in the Heart of Gold,

"Man, my John Thomas is gonna pop off
and fly around the room, there's so
much tasty here."

...like a kid at Christmas...classic.

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We will hold...we hold till Mal gets back.

"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young

Wanna fly on Serenity...visit us
http://s12.invisionfree.com/Firefly_RPG/index.php

One day.
One plan.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

www.straightfromthehorsesmouth.co.uk/firefly

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Friday, April 21, 2006 2:44 AM

MSCKAREN

I like Jayne Math!

"Let's see. Nuthin' into nuthin...carry the nuthin'"

He seems to be pretty smart when it comes to figuring out the percentages as they relate to his personal well being!

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"Appears they've cancelled the show and we're still here. What does that make us?"
"Big damn junkies, Sir!"
"Ain't we just."
http://karenallover.blogspot.com/

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Friday, April 21, 2006 4:05 AM

DAYVE

old threads never die....they just get pushed down a little.....

ok - so you're talking to Spartacus here....i know folks like Jayne in the really real world.....

and while most of the foul and unsettling language is usually in Chinese....Jayne has his moments....like in the BDM when Zoe asks... "how much ammo we got left".....
Jayne replies...."three full mags and my swinging cock".....

or that's how i heard it anyway....some people have told me he used the word " cod "...... but sounds like to cock to me

in a related humorous moment on the Daily Show last night....Jon Stewart, while commenting on the Chinese president, Hu Jintao, (visiting the White House), and the heckler who interrupted Hu's remarks, said that later on in his speach Mr. Jintao replyed to the lady...."hey, I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth...."

vulgar, sure....funny - hell yes

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

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Friday, April 21, 2006 5:00 AM

MAL4PREZ

How did I miss this thread before? Every line is sooo funny! But here's one of my absolute favorite Jayne moments - OoG, the Mal/Zoe hold up/flashback...

Mal: How much they payin' you?

Jayne thinks, then says something between wha-? and huh? with this look on his face.

I still LOL at that, every gorram time I watch it!

Edit: almost forgot a few lines later:

"Yeah, I ain't laughing."

I love Jayne. I love Mal more, but still...

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

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Friday, April 21, 2006 5:45 AM

GROOVYAL

i've got one for you too...

- I dont like the idea of someone's knowing what i'm thinkin'
- Nobody likes the idea of someone's knowing what you're thinking!

yeah i love thatone!

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Friday, April 21, 2006 5:54 AM

GROOVYAL

and i forgot! THE best jayne line EVER!!!!
(funny enough, nobody mentioned it before)

"You!...Friend!"
actually the expression on his face... ,to qoute him, "Hi-Larious"!

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Friday, April 21, 2006 11:30 PM

GROOVYAL

and here an other line!

"Hey!Free soup!"

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 12:49 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

I'm prolly gonna get this a little wrong since it's been a couple of days since I watched Jaynestown but here is my fave

"You all benn givin the shortest end of the stick, but you took that end, ..... well you took it , and I guess that's somethin'"

it's my insanity that keeps me sane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 11:43 AM

GROOVYAL

there's one more i've been missing:

"saw that comin'!"

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Well! If it aint somethin'!

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Monday, April 24, 2006 9:02 AM

DONCOAT

"You share a bunk?"

"With *that* one."

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I don't disagree on any particular point.

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Monday, April 24, 2006 2:17 PM

IVY

One more that I love...from Shindig when they are enjoying the finest beverages that make ya blind.

Jayne says to Badger "Yeah, hurt our feelings". It makes me laugh every time!

Ivy

I've been sane a long while now, and change is good...

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Monday, April 24, 2006 3:06 PM

MAGHAFFAR

Not a line, but the look Jayne gives Kaylee in the engine room of the Serenity pilot after she has him open up the port hydraulics controls and she says "it's simple" -- the look he gives her after seeiong all those wires and blinking lights... Hi-larious.

Also love the scene in SAFE when Jayne passes Simon in the hallway after dumping all his stolen stuff back in Simon's room.

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 10:15 AM

GROOVYAL

actually the safe-scene is the worst ever! it is so not jayne, its sooo badly played.... its the only scene i really didnt like in the whole series!!!! (funny as it may seem)

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Well! If it aint somethin'!

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006 8:31 PM

IRYABOY

"My muscular buttocks it's 40!"

"What, cuz she beat up Mal? That ain't so hard."

"Boy, sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES right now, wouldn't it?"

Jayne's awsome.

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Tuesday, May 30, 2006 3:43 PM

the movie is not the Series. Only the facts have been changed, to irritate the innocent; the names of the actors and characters remain the same

Quote:
Originally posted by shinytalent:
What are some of your favorites?

"Well..."

Might not look like much but, the way Adam delivers it, as he takes his leave of Mal in Out of Gas, makes it my favourite line in the series.

Keep the Shiny Side Up . . .

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Tuesday, May 30, 2006 4:05 PM

MUSCULARBUTTOCKS

We'll now the great ones are gone, including "My Muscular Buttocks it's 40",...

I do like the following from Safe when he's hastily returned Simons things
"Hey, there, doctor. Glad you're back now, on the ship"
Very amusing, out of character, delivery!

And his very approving "You fought the law!" in Jaynstown.

And his response to the security guard's "I'll need the passcode" in the BDM, which, being a hail of lead, is very in character

Finally, he'll be gutted that no-one chose "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient". He worked so hard on that one!

Keep Flyin' and have good sex (preferably not at the same time)

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"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get 'n beat you with 'til you learn who's in ruttin' command here."

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 12:31 AM

SPACEANJL

Juat Jayne, standing there.

I'm thinking about his muscular buttocks now, so I've...sentence...forgotten...what were we talking about?

It's the look, as much as the speech. The hand pawing at Saffron from out of shot, and being smacked away by Zoe and Kaylee. That 'Bushwhacked' glare. Crouching on the walkway while Kaylee is in the infirmary in 'Serenity'.

I have a bit of an obsession. Stands up.

"My name is SpaceAnJL and I am a Jayneaholic."

SpaceAnJL

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 1:14 AM

CHOO1701

"The man they call ME!!!"

oh and:

"You took that stick...and well..you took it"

Coming Soon:

"Jayne Cobb reads Shakespeare"

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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

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Thursday, June 8, 2006 8:57 PM

FLAME

Has anyone brought up:

"I hope the whores is prettier than the house."

~ Flame ~

SERENITY on the big screen in Raleigh, NC, June 22, 2006!!
http://www.monkeyshinesbeadery.com/serenity/shindig/

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