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Favorite Quotes

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Wednesday, August 8, 2007 11:40 PM

"Storm's getting worse."

New recruit here too

I've been hooked on firefly for a few months now, and I don't see it ending anytime s... ehr... ever ?! The story-telling, acting, camera work and music (I've been listening through the original scores from both Firefly and Serenity at least twice a day ever since I got my hands on 'em) just blew me away. Picking out my favorite quote(s) was quite the painful process given how A—M—A—Z—I—N—G the dialogues are... In the end, I decided to leave out the rib-crackers since a lot of them have been mentionned already. I did include a few from the outakes though

River: "Bible's broken. Contradictions, faulty logistics--it doesn't make sense..."

Simon: "If she dies tonight, it won't be... GOD'S WILL that killed her. It'll be YOU! YOUR LUNACY' YOUR IGNORANCE!" -Way to go Simon! -

Zoe: "At last, we can retire and give this life of crime." -dips sarcasm, Zoe's so cool!-

Jayne: "Here's a little concept I've been working on... Why don't we shoot her first?"

Wash: «How about the part where Jayne get knocked out by a 90 year old... man... with manboobs! ...ooh, man!» -roflmao-

Kaylee: "No power *pants* in the verse *pants* can stop me."

Mal: "I've seen so much death..." *starts dancing* -absurd humor... boy did that crack me up!-

Inara: "I'm leaving." -No realy I was like... "What the f&%*?!"-

Book: "...It's (the bible) somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."

"We'll pass through it soon enough."

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 10:35 AM

WAVER

I can't believe this isn't already in here...

Wash: We gotta visit that crappy town where I'm a hero!

Good Lord, that whole episode kills me.

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 4:58 PM

CHAOSSERENITY

Jayne: We need a distraction. Zoe should get nekkid.
All: No.
Jayne: I could get nekkid.
All: NO!!

Jayne: The chain of command is the chain I beat you with until you know who's in ruttin' command here! (or something to that affect)

(HoG)
Mal: Bwah!
Inara:Sorry, didn't mean to startle you.
Mal: You didn't. It was just. . bwah. That's a warrior like. . .strikes fear in the hearts of. . you know not all wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon.

(also HoG)
Mal: This distress wouldn't be takin' place in someone's pants, would it?

And, I'm new. And shiny. Hi!!!

I am Jack's Big Damn Hero.

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Monday, August 13, 2007 11:31 AM

BROWNCOAT2007

Can't belive no-ones used this one yet...

Mal: Someones gunna fall... and die... and I'm NOT gunna go cleaning it up!! (or something to that effect... I haven't watched Firefly in about a month!!!

) gotta go fix that now... see you all in a couple of days, after I go and memorize all the episodes again... (ticks off on fingers and toes...) yeah... will be 'bout the 100th time I've watched the series through... not counting when it was aired on fux or scifi, and not counting the 'bout 10 times I've seen it with my dad... or the 5 or so times I've made conversions and done a Firefly marathon with them

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 5:21 PM

FREELANCERTEX

About the "i've seen so much death *mal starts dancing*" quote. why the hell did he start dancing? What happened?

Quotes, well, more like exchanges:

Kaylee (sighing) - "Everybody got sombody. Wash tell me I'm pretty"
Wash - "Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion."
Kaylee - "Because I'm pretty?"
Wash - "Because you're pretty." -- awesome

Simon: No, this must be what going mad feels like.

River: If the snow on the roof is too heavy, you see, the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger.
Book: River, please, why don't you come on out?
River: No! Can't. Too much hair.

Mal: How drunk was I last night?
Jayne: I don't know, I passed out.

Zoë: Okay, people. If it moves, shoot it.
Kaylee: Unless it's the captain!
Zoë: Unless it's the captain.

Inara: Every well-bred petty crook knows that the small, concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.

Jayne: Well, I don't like the idea of someone hearing what I'm thinking.
Inara Serra: No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.

Wash: Oh my God! It's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar.

GAH!!! There are too many, I'll stop posting before people get mad

__________________________
Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a falling sky?
Or fly to the heavens that watch over you?

"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."

A man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will show you his true self.

You can't take the sky from me...

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Friday, August 17, 2007 5:27 PM

MOBBEX

"Storm's getting worse."

Quote:
About the "i've seen so much death *mal starts dancing*" quote. why the hell did he start dancing? What happened?

Probably just a screw around from Nathan It was from the outakes!

"We'll pass through it soon enough."

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Saturday, August 18, 2007 4:36 AM

DONCOAT

Welcome, and welcome to you new folks! You picked a fine thread to delurk in. Come on down to the galley for hot cheese and mangoes. We love new people, they all have stories...

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I'm pointin' right at it!

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Saturday, August 18, 2007 1:52 PM

SAB39

Already been mentioned but I like it so much I'll repeat it:

Mal: Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.

and

River: Sure, I got a secret. More'n one. Don't seem likely I'd tell 'em to you now, do it? Anyone off Dayton Colony knows better'n to talk to strangers. You're talkin' loud enough for the both of us, though, ain't ya? Known a dozen like you. Skipped off home early, minor graft jobs here and there... spent some time in the lockdown, but less than you claim. Now you're what, petty thief with delusions of standing? Sad little king of a sad little hill.
Badger: Nice to see someone from the old homestead.
River: Not really. [to Simon] Call me if anyone interesting shows up.
Badger: I like her!
Jayne (muttering): That there... exactly the sorta diversion we coulda used...

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Sunday, August 19, 2007 1:23 AM

SYLAR

from Jayne (of course).....

"What? She killed him with Mathmatics. What else could it have been??".......

"Dear Diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were taken by hillfolk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

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Sunday, August 19, 2007 2:30 AM

THESOMNAMBULIST

I'd have to go with

"Well, here I am..." By Jubal Early

www.cirqus.com

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Friday, August 24, 2007 9:03 AM

HORSEMANOFDEATH

"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal" Wash
Or "Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze" Kaylee. when saffron goes running off due to Mal's asking about a divorce. I love this episode! i've never laughed so hard!!!!

"Shiny! lets be bad guys!"

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Friday, August 24, 2007 9:38 AM

RIVERTAMISAGODDESS

right on River rules kool quote

River is a goddess

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Friday, August 24, 2007 9:53 AM

MSG

My favorite quote is, was , and always will be from Safe

Village Leader ( speaking of River) "She's a witch"
Mal" Yeah, but she's our witch, so cut her the hell down!"

It so perfectly encapsulates Mal's way with his crew. He knows what River is and what trouble she brings, but she's his so he'll defend her to his last breath.

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Sunday, August 26, 2007 7:36 AM

FREELANCERTEX

mobbex: i know it was from the outtakes, seen it :P it's just so random it screws with my head sometimes, lol. Why does the sound cut out too in that take? cuz he starts dancing as soon as the sound goes away.

__________________________
Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a falling sky?
Or fly to the heavens that watch over you?

"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."

A man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will show you his true self.

You can't take the sky from me...

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Sunday, August 26, 2007 10:52 AM

RIVERFLAN

Here's my fav quotes and comments about them -not listing the tag and the sig, cuz I hate repeating myself-:

River: I swallowed a bug.
This one just cracks me up!

River: I can kill you with my brain
Go River! I wish I could do that...

River: He takes so much looking after.

River: Two by two, hands of blue
I luv how they do foreshadowing like that, and I don't understand why the crew doesn't listen to her more.

River: She understands. She doesn't comprehend.
I totally understand the point she's making.

River: My turn.
I luv how she finally comes into her own, and is able to take responsibility

River: It doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting.
That just cracks me up too.

River: It's getting very crowded in here!
I understand how she's feeling.

There's a lot more (like all the rest about River!) but I don't want to bore you guys. Can you tell I really like River? She's my fav character in the whole show.

River: "The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vaccuuming systems."

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Sunday, August 26, 2007 11:46 AM

WASHNWEAR

Gorram it! Someone - several someones - already beat me to one of my faves, at least from the Serenity out-takes:

MAL: Zoe, you and Simon are gonna rope em together. Five or six of em. I want em laid on out on the nose of the ship.
SIMON: Are you insane?
MAL: Put Book front and center. He's our friend; we should honour him. Kaylee, find that kid who's taking a dirt nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their shit.

...like Ms. Staite, it took me several minutes (and, really, several days) to regain my composure.

One I haven't seen yet - possibly cuz it ain't what you would call traditionally funny - is:

Mal (to a scared-fruity-oatbar-less Niska): You want to meet the REAL ME NOW?

Don't know about Niska, but Mal, at that moment, had my full and undivided attention (like others have said about other quotes, this is one you really have to see to feel).

And from the Deeper Significance (I think) Department, one that several have already mentioned:

Kaylee: Wash tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: Because I'm pretty?
Wash: Because you're pretty.

My Deep Thought lobe is not working so hot today, but the thing I love about that exchange is it shows the...cross-puposed-ness...between Kaylee and Wash at that particular moment: All Kaylee wants to be told is that she's pretty...Wash, in typical guy fashion, figures he's answered that question by the best possible (guy) metric - basically "Sure - I'd sleep with you"...he says it real nice-like, of course...

Man, when I get out of here (stuck at work...uh...posting, sort of...stuff...on FFF...between important work-related things, of course), I need to go home and pop a certain DVD(s) in...

Half my crap was already quoted when I got here!

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Sunday, August 26, 2007 2:29 PM

MOBBEX

My cartridge fell out of my gun...

freelancertex: haha, I have absolutely no idea, but it sure made me laugh like hell

"Not learning theory is like saying i don't want to communicate with people,
I'll just rub my penis all over their faces." ----John Frusciante ~~~> Lol...

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Sunday, August 26, 2007 3:04 PM

WASHNWEAR

Quote:
Originally posted by Mobbex:
"Not learning theory is like saying i don't want to communicate with people,
I'll just rub my..." ----John Frusciante ~~~> Lol...

Hey - I know people like that...!

It was communicating like that when we got here!

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Sunday, August 26, 2007 8:26 PM

DUKUSUKKER

"you are such a boob..." river to simon in the message while swinging her problematic food

dukusukker
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"noah's ark is a problem..."

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Monday, August 27, 2007 3:15 AM

FREELANCERTEX

mobbex: sheah me too >< I love random stuff like that.

__________________________
Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a falling sky?
Or fly to the heavens that watch over you?

"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."

A man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will show you his true self.

You can't take the sky from me...

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Monday, August 27, 2007 3:54 AM

MOBBEX

My cartridge fell out of my gun...

You do? You mean the "Oh no, I don't need it. I'm gonna make my own thing."-ishes? These people just make me laugh inside. At some point they are going to realize that theory enhances your hability to express yourself.

Oh this is the fav' quotes thread right

? I'll thrown in another one.

Dying Book: "Can't order my around boy, m' not one of your crew."
Mal: "Yes you are."

The look on his face as he says this... *tears*

"Not learning theory is like saying i don't want to communicate with people,
I'll just rub my penis all over their faces." ----John Frusciante ~~~> Lol...

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Monday, August 27, 2007 4:44 AM

CLEMENTINE

Quote:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
Kaylee: 'going on a year now and I 'aint had nothing twixt my nethers t'wasn't run on batteries
Mal: Oh God, I can't know that!

Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.

Also,
Mal: Woah, good Bible!
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Did it just get hot in here?

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Monday, August 27, 2007 4:57 AM

CLEMENTINE

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
About the "i've seen so much death *mal starts dancing*" quote. why the hell did he start dancing? What happened?

I can't remember where I heard it but...the school had a public address system that would automatically play music periodically to discourage loitering. They had a hard time turning it off. During the take when it came on, Nathan started dancing. The sound probably cuts out because they didn't have rights to the music.
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Holding 'till the Captain gets back.

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Monday, August 27, 2007 10:15 AM

WASHNWEAR

Quote:
Originally posted by Clementine:
Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
About the "i've seen so much death *mal starts dancing*" quote. why the hell did he start dancing? What happened?

I can't remember where I heard it but...the school had a public address system that would automatically play music periodically to discourage loitering. They had a hard time turning it off. During the take when it came on, Nathan started dancing. The sound probably cuts out because they didn't have rights to the music.

How totally cool is that?! I'd not heard/seen an explanation, and had no idea there was one...I'd just chalked it up to Nathan having one of his spontaneous moments of whimsical irony.

Thank you, Freelancertex, for the question, and Clementine for the answer. More grins for me, courtesy of Joss and this forum...

Mal was gettin' his groove on when we got here!

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Monday, August 27, 2007 7:49 PM

THEHEROOFWILLIAMTOWN

Bad guy favourite: Niska "He likes to stand at the door and say Boo"

Good guy: Mal "Oh i'm going to the special hell"

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007 5:54 AM

FREELANCERTEX

mobbex: yes, yes I do.

clementine: aaaaaaaaaaah ok. I get it now. funny >< silly people.

washnwear: you're welcome ;)
__________________________
Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a falling sky?
Or fly to the heavens that watch over you?

"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."

A man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will show you his true self.

You can't take the sky from me...

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007 7:16 AM

JONGSSTRAW

Mal : To wha ba who?

Our Mrs. Reynolds

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Thursday, August 30, 2007 2:52 AM

BROWNCOATCOWBOY

so yea, i got tired of reading, and yall may have the entire script quoted...but i'll post a few that i like...i don't really have a favorite, they're all so good!

"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
--Wash with his dinosaurs

"I do the job. Then i get paid."
--Mal

"Mercy is the mark of a great man...*jab* I guess i'm just a good man...*jab* well i'm Ok"
--Mal

"Oh i'm goin to the special hell"
--Mal

"Captain, we got imminent violence"
--Jayne

"To ME!!!"
--Also Jayne

"When you can't run anymore, you crawl...and when you can't crawl...well...you know the rest."

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Thursday, August 30, 2007 2:02 PM

DUKUSUKKER

"That's between me and my mind".

Jubal Early

dukusukker
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"noah's ark is a problem..."

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Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:21 PM

BROWNCOATCOWBOY

oh and how could i forget.

"Does that seem right to you?"

Jubal Early

and

"Explode?! I don't wanna Explode"

Jayne

OH OH AND ONE MORE

Simon--"Are you alliance?"
Early--"Am I a lion?" then he babbles on

"When you can't run anymore, you crawl...and when you can't crawl...well...you know the rest."

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Friday, August 31, 2007 10:21 AM

DUKUSUKKER

it's almost like Jubal Early was written in sound bytes

almost every line is quotable!

another favorite exchange from OBJECT:

Zoe: I don't think she'd hurt anyone...
Jayne: Butcher knife!
Zoe: I mean anyone we can spare...

Oh and one of YoSafBridge's

"huh...please...nobody died last time..."

dukusukker
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"noah's ark is a problem..."

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Friday, August 31, 2007 4:08 PM

REAVERMAN

Mal to Shepherd Book: "Why are you still here? I mean, shouldn't you be off spreadin' religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzies or somesuch?"
Book: "Oh, I've got heathens aplenty right here."

Mal kneeling in front of statue: "Dear Buddah, please bring me a pony, and a plastic rocket, and one of those-"
Inara: "Mal! What are you dong here?"

Early: (to River)"You show yourself. We finish this exchange, or your brother's brains will be flyin' every which-a-way!" (quietly to Simon) "You understand, I'm sort of on the clock here. It's frustrating."

Early (to River): "You're somewhere on this boat with a comm playin' games!"
River: *giggles eerily*
Early: "That's somewhat unsettling..."

Early: (to Simon) "Tell her."
Simon: "What am I, your advocate?"
Early: (pointing gun at him) "You are starting now."
Simon: "He's really very... gentle... and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends."
River: *giggles*
Early: "You folks are all insane."
Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood."

Mal: (groaning) "What the hell's goin' on?"
River: "I need you to do me a favor, Captain."
Mal: "There was a guy. He's very blurry. You gotta be careful. How come there's a guy on board, and how come you're all of a sudden the ship?"
River: "I know you have questions."
Mal: "That would be why I just asked them."
River: "But there isn't a lot of time, Captain. I need you to trust me."
Mal: "Am I dreamin'?"
River: "We all are."
Mal: *rolls eyes*
River: "Don't make faces."

Niska: "Ohhh, I see you do not like I kill this man."
Mal: "No, uh, I'm uh, sure he was a very bad person."
Niska: *shrugging* "My wife's nephew. At dinner, I am getting earful."

Badger: "O' course, you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but fortunately, I got my hands on a couple."
Mal and Jayne: *snickering*
Badger: "Of invites! You want this job or not?!"

Ahh, the list goes on and on...

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"I refuse to submit,
To the god you say is kind.
I know what's right, and it is time,
It's time to fight, and free our minds!

Our spirits were forged in snow and ice,
To bend like steel forged over fire.
We were not made to bend like reed,
Or to turn the other cheek!"

- from the song "Thousand Years of Opression" by Amon Amarth

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Friday, August 31, 2007 5:39 PM

PEULSAR5

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

My favorite is and probably always will be:

Bar Patron: "Your coat's a kinda brownish color. I'm thinkin yere one a them innepennents.

Mal: "And I'm guessin you weren't burdened by an overabundance of schoolin. Why dont we ignore each other till we both go away."

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Friday, August 31, 2007 6:26 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT

actually, its not:

River: "But there isn't a lot of time, Captain. I need you to trust me."
Mal: "Am I dreamin'?"
River: "We all are."
Mal: *rolls eyes*
River: "Don't make faces."

its really:

River: "But there isn't a lot of time, Captain. I need you to trust me."
Mal: "Am I dreamin'?"
River: "We all are."
Mal: *rolls eyes*
River: "Don't make feces."

fecal matter is a big topic in space....

"when you can't walk, you crawl,
and when you can't crawl,
you smell your feces covered fingers curled up in the fetal position"

"Take my love, take my land,
Take my crack stem from my hand,
I don't care, I'm still free,
My fingers stink of feces

Take me out, buy some crack,
Tell your mom I'll be right back,
Burn the land boil the sea,
You can't take this high from me

There's no place I can be
since I started smoking trees

You can't take my crack from me"

all time classics from beneath the bridge:
Enjoyed by over 2,500 Firefly Fans:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=21727#497424

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Monday, September 3, 2007 4:01 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

"I'm trying to put this as delecately as I can. How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?"
"YOu don't know me son so let me explain this to you once. If I everkill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me and you'll be armed."
"Are you always this sentimental?"
"Had a good day."
"You had the Alliance on you, criminals and savages. Half the people on this ship have been shot or wounded, including yourself, and you're harboring know fugitives."
"Well, we're still flyin'."
"That's not much."
"It's enough."

Just how much better dialog can one ever hear?
How much more can be told about the characters than these few lines explain?

That's Firefly.

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Saturday, September 8, 2007 1:07 PM

RIVERFLAN

Quote:

Zoe: I don't think she'd hurt anyone...
Jayne: Butcher knife!
Zoe: I mean anyone we can spare...

I love that! Also, even though people have already posted a lot of my favorite quotes:

"My food is problematic" -River

"Someone trys to kill you,you try to kill them right back!" -Mal

"Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look into that." -Mal

"Jayne, you'll scare the women." -Zoe

"And I'd like to be king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat." -Mal

"We are just too pretty for God to let us die" -Mal

"They've got guns." -Inara

Plus, my signature and tag.

"The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vaccuuming systems." -River

"It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think -River

Bwaa!

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Friday, September 14, 2007 5:40 PM

FREELANCERTEX

"Morbid and creepifying I can handle." just remembered that one.

__________________________
Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a falling sky?
Or fly to the heavens that watch over you?

"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."

A man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will show you his true self.

You can't take the sky from me...

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Friday, September 14, 2007 5:54 PM

MOSTLYHARMLESS

Best all time, from Our Mrs. Reynolds..

"I'm going to the Special Hell" and the tremendous sequence that leads up to that great scene.

I use that quote all the time...whether be if i forget to get something from the grocery store for my wife, to running a yellow light, to forgetting to put the toilet seat down.

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Friday, September 28, 2007 3:54 AM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

"My turn" - River Tam, "Serenity"
"... nothin' betwixt my nethers that wasn't run on batteries" - KayLee Frye, "Serenity"
"Sex? The hell with this, I want to live" - KayLee Frye, "Serenity"
"Simon, I was there, and I'm sure you haven't shot a man, yet" - Sheppard Book, "War Stories"

encyclopedia data is written by the winners (I think) - Simon Tam, deleted scene of the Firefly pilot, "Serenity"

Zoe - You'll need to fly the ship now, I need this man to rip my clothes off.
Wash - Work, work.

"Promisin' to kill us as soon as we talk might not be as much incentive as one might think" (I think) - Malcolm, Out of Gas.

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Friday, September 28, 2007 10:04 AM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

"I'll be in my bunk." - Jayne Cobb, War Stories.

"Well." - Jayne Cobb's final farewell to Malcolm Reynolds, Out of Gas.

"Wanna" - Malcolm Reynolds to KayLee Frye, pilot.

"My turn"

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Friday, September 28, 2007 1:40 PM

RIVERFLAN

Update: Now all of my really favorite quotes are in my sig

Ain't it shiny?

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My favorite quotes:

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Tuesday, October 2, 2007 7:59 PM

BULLET0IN0THE0BRAINPAN0SQUISH

yep. definitely my tag and signature.^^ I like seein them all over.^^

And also, from OoG:

Mal: You're all gonna be here when I wake up?

and I went like, awwwwww.....*melts*

Ain't we just.

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Sunday, October 7, 2007 6:39 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:

"My turn" - River Tam, "Serenity"

"... nothin' betwixt my nethers that wasn't run on batteries" - KayLee Frye, "Serenity"

"Sex? The hell with this, I want to live" - KayLee Frye, "Serenity"

"Simon, I was there, and I'm sure you haven't shot a man, yet" - Sheppard Book, "War Stories"

encyclopedia data is written by the winners (I think) - Simon Tam, deleted scene of the Firefly pilot, "Serenity"

Zoe - You'll need to fly the ship now, I need this man to rip my clothes off.
Wash - Work, work.

"Promisin' to kill us as soon as we talk might not be as much incentive as one might think" (I think) - Malcolm, Out of Gas.

Let's get your quotes right, shall we? :) For the sake of history.

"Goin' on a year now (and) I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries." - Kaylee, "Serenity"

"Hell with this. I'm gonna live!" - Kaylee, "Serenity"

"I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet." - Book, "War Stories"

"You know what they say: History is programmed by the winners." - Simon Tam, deleted scene of the Firefly pilot, "Serenity"

"Sir, I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off."
"Work, work, work." - "Serenity" (pilot).

"Offering to shoot us, might not work so well as an incentive as you might." - Mal, "Out of Gas"

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, October 7, 2007 7:18 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:

"My turn" - River Tam, "Serenity"

"... nothin' betwixt my nethers that wasn't run on batteries" - KayLee Frye, "Serenity"

"Sex? The hell with this, I want to live" - KayLee Frye, "Serenity"

"Simon, I was there, and I'm sure you haven't shot a man, yet" - Sheppard Book, "War Stories"

encyclopedia data is written by the winners (I think) - Simon Tam, deleted scene of the Firefly pilot, "Serenity"

Zoe - You'll need to fly the ship now, I need this man to rip my clothes off.
Wash - Work, work.

"Promisin' to kill us as soon as we talk might not be as much incentive as one might think" (I think) - Malcolm, Out of Gas.

Let's get your quotes right, shall we? :) For the sake of history.

"Goin' on a year now (and) I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries." - Kaylee, "Serenity"

"Hell with this. I'm gonna live!" - Kaylee, "Serenity"

"I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet." - Book, "War Stories"

"You know what they say: History is programmed by the winners." - Simon Tam, deleted scene of the Firefly pilot, "Serenity"

"Sir, I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off."
"Work, work, work." - "Serenity" (pilot).

"Offering to shoot us, might not work so well as an incentive as you might." - Mal, "Out of Gas"

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

Thanks a bunch. Didn't get my DVDs back until just today, was going from memory.

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Tuesday, October 9, 2007 11:50 AM

SORCHA425

"Jayne, go play with your rainstick." --Mal

Jayne (about River)"Anyone recall her stabbing me with a knife?"
Wash "Wacky fun. . ."
Jayne "You wanna take this outside, little man?"
Wash "Only if it's someplace with candlelight."

sorcha

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Tuesday, October 9, 2007 8:51 PM

BULLET0IN0THE0BRAINPAN0SQUISH

I just love the Jayne dynamic. In Shindig, our BDH are looking at the "pretties" and Zoe comments that the pink dress had too much frou-froua.

Zoe: If I gotta wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink.
Wash: You want a slinky dress? I could buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
Jayne: I'll chip in.
Zoe: (to Jayne) I can hurt you.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

I don't know what I'm saying. I never know what I'm saying.... -River Tam, Serenity (2005)

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Saturday, October 13, 2007 7:57 PM

ASARIAN

A few more for the road:

Mal: If anyone gets nosy just, you know, shoot them.
Zoe: Shoot them?
Mal: Politely.

Mal: Or... we could talk more.

And one that never gets old:

Ruby: ...

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, October 15, 2007 8:18 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

"Can't look. Can't look." Blam Blam Blam. "No power in the verse can stop me." - River Tam, War Stories.

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Saturday, October 27, 2007 6:39 PM

LIBBYC

hi, i'm like, new and stuff...
everyone's quotes were really funny to read- i couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes!

anyway, I just wanted to mention a funny quote (which a lot of people have said already...then again, witness me not caring) anyway, here it is:

Book-- "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell... a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
Mal-- "Wha...I am NOT...Preacher, you got a smutty mind!"
Book-- "Perhaps I spoke out of turn."
Mal-- "Per-maybe-haps I'm thinkin'!"
Book-- "I apologize. I'll make her up a room in the passenger dorm."
Mal-- "Good."
Book-- "The SPECIAL hell..."
----------Episode 6 "Our Mrs. Reynolds"

happy smiley faces
And we shall call it... This Land...
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
They call me... Tim?...
SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!!... I got better...

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Sunday, November 4, 2007 5:23 AM

WALTZING

Oooh, I love this thread! OK, I've seen a lot of my favs already, so I'll post a few that I think haven't shown up yet, for the sake of variety:

"Also, I can kill you with my brain."
-- Trash, best River quote EVER

Jayne: and you can't change that by gettin' all ... bendy
-- pilot, after Simon drugs him, lol

Inara: now tell me again, why wasn’t Zoe in the dress?
Mal: tactics, woman! we needed her in the back. plus i like them cotton dresses. they provide a nice air flow
Inara: and you would know that how?
Mal: you can just open book of my life in the middle. Like woman, I am a mystery.
Inara: Best leave it that way, I withdraw the question.
-- Our Mrs. Reynolds

Zoe (on dresses): I like something with some slink to it.
Wash: You want a slinky dress? I'll buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
Jayne: I'll pitch in.
Zoe: I can hurt you. (it's all in the delivery)
-- Shindig

OK I'll stop after this last one, it's just so good-
Mal to Inara: I knew you let her kiss you!
--Our Mrs. Reynolds

This show is funny. :)

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