Ten things I learned from watching Firefly by Lerxst

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Ten things I learned from watching Firefly

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Wednesday, June 30, 2004 4:41 PM

THEREALME

Hair can be scarier than pain.

The Real Me

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Tuesday, July 6, 2004 1:44 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Top Ten Things I learned from "Our Mrs. Reynolds"

1. What the hell are they feeding the women on Triumph? Cause, I'm about to charter a ship and head for the wilderness!

2. Handcrafted Rain Sticks...Never as good as a woman.

3. Naming a gun and dressing it in space suits is really no excuse to refer to it in the first person. Unless you're Jayne, and probably sleep with it.

4. While Wash may have wanted to be a butler at some point in his life, Saffron will not let anyone get Mal's cider but her.

5. Don't tell people you don't kiss 'em on the mouth if you're going to turn around and do it again in another episode.

6. Calling the captain a "fink" in Chinese is really, really hard to translate.

7. Made yourself ready? How exactly did you do that?

8. Hey! Captain Stupidpants! The space hooker did NOT kiss the con lady! SHE KISSED YOU! Moron.

9. When the Shepherd asks for an encyclopedia...unpleasantness ensues.

10. When the Captain asks for your real name...LOOK OUT!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Tuesday, July 6, 2004 3:02 PM

PROFESSOR

One thing I learned from JaynesTown

Doctors aren't interested in buying mud.

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Tuesday, July 6, 2004 3:23 PM

CAT85

What I learned from watching Firefly

Doctors don't talk well to girls unless their drunk. (Jaynestown)

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Tuesday, July 6, 2004 8:48 PM

HONEY

1) Crow likes to stand in the door to say, "Boo!"

2) If River tears a symbol out of your book, it turns to paper.

3) When you've crossed the magistrate of mud-central, it's best to hurry up and get on with your eerie-assed day.

4) If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak.

5) A shot of adrenaline to the heart cures blood loss.

6) Mal does the job, then he gets paid.

7) If reavers aren't chasing you, they are probably not hungry.

8) Wash knows all the steps.

9) Zoe likes a dress with some slink.

10) The red couple doesn't do much; it just tends to muck up the works when it gets tacked.

11) Book has some nice sermons prepared -- one has lepers.

12) Jayne saw that coming.

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Tuesday, July 6, 2004 9:44 PM

REGINLEIF

Yay! My first message ever here!

- Sometimes thing gets broke can't be fixed.
- It's hard to lok respectable when wearing tight-pants.
- A Companion doesn't kiss and tell.
- Jayne can be useful when getting into trouble but don't let him take over.
- Space bugs bite.

Umm... I ran out of ideas for now.
So that's all.

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Sunday, July 11, 2004 10:21 PM

TJACK

This weekend I learned there's nothing better than watching your friends fall in love with the show right in front of you.
They were willing to watch the pilot movie just to be polite and ended up watching the whole series inside of 48 hrs.

When faced with a moral question I ask myself; "What would The Lone Ranger do?"

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Thursday, August 5, 2004 2:26 AM

GAVIDA

Ok, although it seems the thread fell asleep I want to say what I learned from FF that was not already mentioned before:

Spaceships have toilets!

(actually FF was the first show where I actually saw someone use a toilet or even have the need to do it :) )

Keep flying,
Gavida

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Thursday, August 5, 2004 6:14 PM

THEREALME

No, I think that the ground-breaking space toilet scene was in a men's room on Babylon 5. Though, technically, you could claim that Babylon 5 was a space station, not a space ship.

Hmmmm...

Sptoilet?

The Real Me

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Thursday, August 5, 2004 10:42 PM

GAVIDA

Hmm, probably didn't follow B5 long enough to see the innovative interstellar restrooms hehe

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Friday, August 6, 2004 12:02 AM

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Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
No, really, even my own father wanted to see that episode, and he don't like the show.

Maybe he's gay too...

Do you two ever find yourselves watching the weather channel together?

Keep the Shiny Side Up

Wutzon: Little Feat, "Time Loves a Hero", from "Waiting for Columbus"

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Friday, August 6, 2004 12:12 AM

the movie is not the Series. Only the facts have been changed, to irritate the innocent; the names of the actors and characters remain the same

Quote:
Originally posted by Gavida:
Spaceships have toilets!

(actually FF was the first show where I actually saw someone use a toilet or even have the need to do it :) )

In 2001, not only were there toilets, they worked in zero G, and had instructions on the door.

Keep the Shiny Side Up

Wutzon: Stevie Ray Vaughan, "Blind Side o' Life"

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Friday, August 6, 2004 1:18 AM

GAVIDA

Well, 2001 was not exactly a SiFi-Tv-Show

Keep flying,
Gavida

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Friday, August 6, 2004 4:43 AM

JENSKI

I'm new, but I've done my homework and read all that has come before me.

So here's a new one...

There ain't nothin' prettier than the pitter patter of tiny feet in big ol' combat boots.

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Friday, August 6, 2004 3:44 PM

THEREALME

Welcome, Jenski!

Enjoy your stay. This is the thread that got me hooked on this site.

The Real Me

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Thursday, September 2, 2004 1:32 PM

LAILING

This is the best thread I've ever read.
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>(Oh, yeah, and BUMP!)

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"They've gone to *plaid*!"

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Thursday, September 9, 2004 8:07 AM

KARLATRX

If you tell Jayne he has a girl's name he will offer to show you his man parts.

It's hard to think of a way that Jayne could be more crude.

Zoe and Wash are private people.

Wash likes Zoe's legs and where her legs meet her back and that whole area and everything above it.

Falling in love with a show that gets cancelled before it answers any of the fascinating questions that it raises...SUCKS!

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Monday, September 20, 2004 1:03 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

This is the first post I've made. There might be some repeats, but here it goes...

1) A bad day is when someone's yelling spooks the cattle.

2) 'You protect the man your with. You watch his back.'

3) 'Reputation is people talking. Is gossip.'

4) Don't yell at the crazy girl with the gun. It'll make things worse.

5) The bad guys always wear hats.

6)'Shepherd's a purely figurative title'.

7) Never sneak up on a guy while he's handling a loaded weapon.

8) Whenever in a hostage situation, always keep your head. (To keep your head).

9) Never drink excessive amounts of sake. Unless you want to be arrested by the Feds.

10) 'Every problem is an opportunity in disguise'

Quote:
"It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; It is because we do not dare that they are difficult." -SENECA

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 2:31 AM

BOOKSWORD

10 ) - Never argue with a man who names his Gun 'Vera '. Vera might want to voice her opinion.

9)- ' Shiny' is a word that doesnt get old.

8)- Never kiss them on the mouth ( Thanks Jayne)

7) - Never tell Jayne Cobb he has a girls name. Vera might voice her disaprovel.

6)- In space like on Earth, its not about right or wrong, but who has the bigger gun.

5)- The only thing cooler then a worldly and kindly man of the cloth. Is a man of a cloth who kicks ass.

4)- History is written by the winners, agued against by the losers, and forgotten by the dead.

3)- Nine people, nine disfunctions on a ship called ' Serenity.' How is that not funny !

2)-Lessons from Shepard Book - accept people as they are and see the light in them. From the cynic to the self interested merc, to the companion andthe madwomen. For in finding their light you find your way out of the dark.

1)- Firefly - you only truly appreciate true greatness when its no longer there.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 6:17 AM

BOOKSWORD

10)- Jubal Early - Knowing right from wrong, and finding wrong to be more fun.

9)- Shepard Book - If your pointing a Gun at this man and he aint scared, you better be.

8)- People are idiots, people in power are just idiots with money

7)- River Tam - Guns dont kill people , Complex matmatical equations kill people.

6) - Shepard Book - If my local pastor started waving a rifle around during sermons, I would proberly pay more attention.

5)- Jubal Earl - Midgets - Pyromanic tendencies- enclosed spaces = not good

4)- When your sister is now a talking ship - not even Dr Phil can save you.

3)- Kaylee - Always greet life with hope and a bright smile, if you stay in one spot and think about it. That spot is all you will ever know.

2) - Shepard Book - The good book is willing to turn a blind eye when your shooting bastards who are asking for it.

1)- Mal - They can take away your cause, they can take away your land, but they can never take away the sky. Its always there and its always home.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 8:04 AM

QBPHOENIX

After being shot in the leg, make sure you take some Prozac with coffee before seeing the doctor (to keep from going crazy and falling asleep).

If you were raped to death, cannibalized and then made into a jacket, be grateful; things could have been worse.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 9:05 AM

GUILDSISTER

Learning to curse in mispronounced Chinese is of minimal value when attempting to communicate with friendly Chinese-speaking people.

Learning to read the Chinese characters for various curse words is of no value when in a Chinese restaurant... though it could be and that's value enough.

Guildsister

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Wednesday, September 22, 2004 11:00 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

I thought of a few more:

Jayne: "Anyone who can't find work ain't looking hard enough." (Ariel)

Jayne: "If I'd wanted schooling, I'd have gone to school." (Ariel)

Quote:
"In victory you deserve champagne, in defeat you need it." NAPOLEON

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Tuesday, October 12, 2004 9:51 AM

the movie is not the Series. Only the facts have been changed, to irritate the innocent; the names of the actors and characters remain the same

Quote:
Originally posted by Lerxst:
There's no sound in space.

Hmmm. I'm not sure how to phrase the related lesson(s).

There's no sound in space when Joss is directing, but there is sound when Tim is directing.

-or-

I learned that there's no sound in space, but Tim didn't.

Keep the Shiny Side Up

Wutzon: Los Lobos, "Manny's Bones", from "Colossal Head"

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Thursday, October 14, 2004 9:02 PM

THEREALME

From “Jaynestown”:

If you really want to spend a night with an expensive, certified Companion, just let your uptight father think you’re gay. He’ll fork out the cash.

Just because you own lots of mud and have a moon named after you doesn’t mean the Companion will be interested in YOU.

Somewhere, there’s a crappy town where YOU’RE a hero.

After a night of heavy drinking, if you wake up with a pretty mechanic lying on top of you, give her a gentle kiss, smile at her, and say, “Good morning.” Don’t get all flustered and loudly proclaim before an audience that you’d never want to bed her. This will only ruin the moment.

But if you DO say something that stupid, then arrange to get your ass kicked by a brutish thug. At least, she’ll feel sorry for you and call you “darling”.

An unschooled thug who steals and shoots people for a living gets laid more regularly than a proper doctor being chased by a beautiful mechanic.

A living legend needs his eggs.

You protect the man you're with. You watch his back. Unless there’s a LOT of money involved. Then you improvise.

If Bugs isn’t around, you can get Jayne to handle Yosemite Sam.

Mudders make good shields.

Scary hair cannot get you if you hide in a dark closet.

But the hair will always be there… waiting.

Being proper don’t mean nuthin’ out in the Black… except to Simon.

The Real Me

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Friday, January 21, 2005 4:24 PM

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It's been in limbo for a season. Just thought it's about time to resurrect what may be the greatest thread ever.

Keep the Shiny Side Up

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 7:00 AM

NYWOE

Thanks YT, I had a lot of fun reading these!

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Saturday, January 22, 2005 8:00 AM

CASUALTY

I've been thinking of a few. It's not quite 10 though. I wonder how long it will be before we run out of lessons from Firefly?

- You don't have to care where you're going, coz how you get there's the worthier part.

- When given the choice between a lecture and dinner accept the dinner, lepers have a habit of putting you off your food.

- Strawberries can get you in the good books of a cute mechanic.

- Many things can be said useing just your eyes, pay attention or you might not get the cance to die of old age before the bullet finds you.

- You just gotta have faith in people.

- Jayne's a very up person.

If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do.

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Sunday, January 23, 2005 8:36 AM

ARAMINA

Hey there, long time Bronzer, no time fireflyfans (fire flans?) poster:

1. Pompus doctors are great at being sarcastic.
2. Crazy people are always there in the clinch.
3. Never call a whore a whore.
4. They don't like it when you shoot at them.
5. If you know a foreign language you can swear without being beeped.
6. Pompus doctors look nice topless.
7. Pompus doctors are handy to have around.
8. Pompus doctors are the best criminal masterminds.
9. Captain Tightpants looks damn nice as a paramedic.
10. Aramina is slightly attracted to the entire male main cast, Shepherds not withstanding.

Hmm...this post seems to have taken a bit of a turn for the less than academic.

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Sunday, January 23, 2005 11:11 AM

THEREALME

Welcome, Aramina. This is a great place.

The Real Me

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Monday, January 24, 2005 8:56 AM

ARAMINA

Thank you.

It's taking me a while to get used to the threaded thing. I've been posting at the Bronze for four years and I'm used to being able to see what everyone is saying at the same time.

How do you get to know anyone here? It's too hard

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Monday, January 24, 2005 9:21 AM

GORRAMREAVERS

Quote:
Originally posted by YT:
Quote:
Originally posted by Lerxst:
There's no sound in space.

Hmmm. I'm not sure how to phrase the related lesson(s).

There's no sound in space when Joss is directing, but there is sound when Tim is directing.

-or-

I learned that there's no sound in space, but Tim didn't.

Keep the Shiny Side Up

Wutzon: Los Lobos, "Manny's Bones", from "Colossal Head"

Did Tim mess up? There was sound in 'The Message' but they had broken atmo.

"..it is my very favorite gun."

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Monday, January 24, 2005 11:16 AM

the movie is not the Series. Only the facts have been changed, to irritate the innocent; the names of the actors and characters remain the same

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Originally posted by Gorramreavers:
Did Tim mess up? There was sound in 'The Message' but they had broken atmo.

There was also sound the first two times the Feds shot @them, when they were surrounded by the blackness of space. Heck, the first shot came when they were jus' cruisin' along, minding their own business, with no thought to immediate planetfall.

Keep the Shiny Side Up

Wutzon: Sting, "Desert Rose", from "Brand New Day"

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Monday, January 24, 2005 11:38 AM

the movie is not the Series. Only the facts have been changed, to irritate the innocent; the names of the actors and characters remain the same

Quote:
Originally posted by Casualty:
I've been thinking of a few. It's not quite 10 though.

To paraphrase an oldie but goodie: Six hard is better than ten floppy.

Quote:
I wonder how long it will be before we run out of lessons from Firefly?

I suspect (this thread was dormant for a season) that we are running out of lessons. But I think the BDM is gonna bring many new flans to Firefy, some of whom will find this site. With new eyes to see, ears to hear, we may find there are lessons yet to learn from Firefly.

I said "Six" above 'cause you gave six aphorisms with a dash afore 'em. But there's a seventh @the bottom of your post, without a dash, that is one of the most important lessons I learned from Firefly. Your sig?

Quote:
If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do.

Keep the Shiny Side Up

Wutzon: Gene Chandler, "Duke of Earl"

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Monday, January 24, 2005 2:11 PM

THEREALME

Quote:
Originally posted by Aramina:
Thank you.

It's taking me a while to get used to the threaded thing. I've been posting at the Bronze for four years and I'm used to being able to see what everyone is saying at the same time.

How do you get to know anyone here? It's too hard

Well, it depends on what you are looking for.

For serious discussion about Firefly or its mysteries, there are numerous threads out there (many which must be called up from archive). We have discussed things like:

Does Firefly take place in one or many solar systems (and the related Faster Than Light drive question)?

Who is/was Book, REALLY?

Is Jayne loyal to Mal, or will he really betray Mal on that "interesting day"?

What is Inara running from?

What was the Academy trying to do to River, and why is she so valuable.

Does River REALLY have "psychic abilities", or is she just very perceptive?

It goes on and on. Also there are marvelous deck plans of Serenity drawn by someone who was certainly obsessed and/or had a lot of time on his hands.

However, many of us veterns on this site have already put in our two cents worth on these topics. Although some new insights could help to re-kindle interest, perhaps.

Anyway, if you are looking for just having fun and getting more than a bit silly, you can join us in the Treehouse. It is a place where some of us go to play around, getting creative and absurd. You WILL get to know some folks, their personalites, and their quirks, including our fearless leader Ebonezer, ThatWeirdGirl, Mal-licious, SimonWho, PsychicRiver, and myself, The Real Me.

There are a number of Treehouse/clubhouse threads which I enumerate toward the beginning of the current one.

In the past, we have had parties, declared war on other threads, taken extra-dimensional trips, fought Eldritch Horrors from the Purple Dimension, and created lots of cool (and ridiculous) inventions. Currently, the ladies are trying to get the men to participate in some kind of cross-dressing beauty contest.

If you care to check it out, tell them that The Real Me invited you.

The Real Me

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Monday, January 24, 2005 2:31 PM

GORRAMREAVERS

That for replying YT..Ill watch for that.

Wasnt this a direct quote from Angel? :

Quote:
If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do.

"..it is my very favorite gun."

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Monday, January 24, 2005 3:15 PM

the movie is not the Series. Only the facts have been changed, to irritate the innocent; the names of the actors and characters remain the same

Quote:
Originally posted by Gorramreavers:
Wasnt this a direct quote from Angel? :

Quote:
If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do.

I wouldn't know; I've never watched an ep of Angel. I forced my way through season 1 of Buffy, 'cause I have many friends who love that show perhaps half as passionately as I love Firefly, but I lack the strength & will to push myself further. I did find Angel by far the most (perhaps the only) interesting character in the first few eps of Buffy. Or maybe it was just that David Boreanaz was magnetic in the role.

Keep the Shiny Side Up

Wutzon: Mickey Hart, "Down the Road", from "Mickey Hart's Mystery Box"

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 3:42 AM

CASUALTY

Quote:
Originally posted by Gorramreavers:
Wasnt this a direct quote from Angel? :

Quote:
If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do.

I think it was a direct quote, or an approximation of a quote. I heard it on the commentary of, I think it was Out of Gas, but it might have been any of the others Joss commented on. Took me a while to figure out what it meant, but I think I understand.

Also, thanks to that quote, I have recruted a few others to the joys of Firefly.

"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 4:32 AM

GORRAMREAVERS

Quote:

I wouldn't know; I've never watched an ep of Angel. I forced my way through season 1 of Buffy, 'cause I have many friends who love that show perhaps half as passionately as I love Firefly, but I lack the strength & will to push myself further. I did find Angel by far the most (perhaps the only) interesting character in the first few eps of Buffy. Or maybe it was just that David Boreanaz was magnetic in the role.

YT...I think if I started Buffy at season 1 I might not have gotten into it. I was at a friends house and watch a couple of early season 4 episodes and got hooked. I recently got season 1 on DVD and I enjoy it now but it isnt near as good as the following seasons (imho). The show really is worth getting into.

"..it is my very favorite gun."

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 9:09 AM

ARAMINA

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Anyway, if you are looking for just having fun and getting more than a bit silly, you can join us in the Treehouse.

There are a number of Treehouse/clubhouse threads which I enumerate toward the beginning of the current one.

Help me help me I'm lost and confused! Where is this Tree house? Do I need a ladder and a licence to climb it?

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 9:25 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Hey Aramina,

If you'd like to join 'The MUCH faster-loading, floating treehouse' you can access it through the General Discussions forum in the Community.
(The other treehouses can be found in the same area too.)

Keep flyin'!

__________________________________________________

"I only fell is all."

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005 12:43 AM

MAGICALTREVOR

The Medical Ethics of Firefly

Whilst Hipppocrates was pretty clear on the harm issue, he was a little shady on the subject of sending someone to sleepyland when they didn't actually ask to go.

It was implied consent.....

Trev.

Wisdom teeth can be stupid.

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Saturday, February 19, 2005 2:21 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by Ankhagogo:

Engine grease makes some girls prettier.

As a mechanic, I can verify the "truthicity" of that statement.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, without the pesky falling boxes

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Saturday, February 19, 2005 3:09 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

1-Being a box-dropin', man-ape-gone-wrong-thing can earn you the respect and admiration of an entire town. And your very own riot.

2-One of you is gonna fall and die and I'm not cleanin' it up!
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, but without the pesky falling boxes

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 11:01 AM

BOOKSWORD

I love this thread is still going hot

10)- The only thing dummer then a Fox excecutive, is a WB executive

9)- If a woman is in your bed and all articulate like, you may want to shoot her.

8)- Jayne has boy parts, take his word on it.

7)- Purple is the new black people.

6)- Two fry is not much of a name to have on your gravestone.

5)- Saffon says - Marriage is never easy, drugs, fist fights and occasional gunfire may be involved.

4)- Thrilling heroics is usually accompinied with questionable head gear.

3)- If shepard Book had bought bannans instead of strawberries in the pilot. They would have showed the pilot first.

2)- After getting shot the last thing you want to hear is ' You killed yourself son, I just held the bullet for a while.'
It really doesnt help.

1)-Nothing inspires Husband loyalty then a wife and her pinkie of instant death.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 11:44 AM

SHADOWORBUST

Here's a few things I learned:

-Folks like a man of God.

-No, they don't. Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged.

-Even walking into an Alliance Police Station to retrieve your son will go on your permanent record.

-Mal thinks of the bachelor ranks as noble.

-The gold revolver's history is violence and crime.

-So's Mal's.

-Simon'd have to relax for thirty seconds to get his play, and that'd more or less be a miracle.

-Never suggest Mal ought to be working for the Alliance.

-Most are on Saffron inside of five minutes.

-Wash is good enough to hit a bullseye 100 miles away.

-From Deleted Scenes: History is programmed by the winners.

-Brothers and sisters can get married on some planets, but only the pretty bad ones.

-River is really crazy, but if you say it within her earshot, you get kicked in the shin.

-A pillow is not a baby.

---
"As surely as the bullet rips through the victim's flesh, organ, and bone, it shatters the image of the man who pulled the trigger." -Max Payne

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 6:15 PM

SUPERANT

Here are some things I learned

"No Power in the 'Verse can stop me"

"How come it looks like a frozen dinner plate?"

"They're whores." "I'm in"

It's not a problem, because... it's just not"

"You can shoot them" "Shoot them politely"

"when your supervisor hears about the rude and disrupt.." "Clear"

"I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns"

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Saturday, February 26, 2005 9:34 PM

SIXGUN

Things I learned from Firefly

1)We work before we play.

2)Hold your ground.

3)Reavers ain't men.

4)As a rule, girl folk ain't to be trusted.

5)Beautiful women feeding cows milk and hay three times a day is somethin' to see.

6)Don't send your surgeon on a walk before talking to your dispreputable men.

7)Birthday is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles.

8)It's amazin' what nothin' can do to a man.

9)When a man engages in clandestine dealings he has his preference for things being smooth.

10)Everybody dies alone.

11)A fresh brand's a dead give away.

12)Less muscle the more tender the meat.

13)Governments are for gettin' in a man's way.

14) One block of grade A foodstuffs will feed a family for a month. Longer if they don't like their kids too well.

15)For a man to lay beaten and yet breathing makes him a coward.

16)Noah's ark is a problem.

17)If your life support goes out you'll freeze to death before you suffocate.

18)The ancestral form of beer the Egyptians fed their slaves kept them from starving to death and knocked them out at night so they wouldn't be inclined to insurrection.

19)Can't miss a place you've never been.

20)Apparently there IS kissin'.

Well, as a rule I say girl folk ain't to be trusted.

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Friday, April 8, 2005 12:36 AM

RIVERNOT

Been lurkin' a while. Just found this thread. Here's two y'all missed.

Never go a tradin' without your bullet-proof vest on.

Easy-peasy is better than humped.

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Friday, April 8, 2005 1:52 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

The Top Ten Things I Learned From Watching "Objects In Space":

1. Even if you're in space, you might want to watch the windows from time to time. There might be a peeping tom.

2. It is impossible for someone to fuse with a ship. I don't care how crazy or smart or how complicated her childhood was.

3. Don't go visiting a crazy, sadistic bounty hunter's intentions. He's got a mean bitchslap.

4. If you're walking down the hall of your own ship, and you see someone who shouldn't be there, don't think, just hit the bastard.

5. If you bide your time, waiting for an opportunity to take out a crazy bounty hunter, you won't succeed, and will, in fact, get yourself shot for the effort. The point is...never try.

6. Was beating a Shepherd unconcious part of the plan? It is if that ain't a Shepherd.

7. For all his love of money, and a mother who loves him, you'd think Jayne would have a blanket somewhere.

8. If you, in a dream, pick up an errant stick, for God's sake, don't point it at anyone.

9. Who could fix the doctor if he got shot? Zoe, that's who!

10. Resign to your fate. If you were a cool enough character, and your "resurrection" is all the more improbable...Joss Whedon will bring you back for an ominous turn as the "Big Bad" someday. Floating off in the blackness of outer space is no reason to give up!

Whew! Been ahile, but honestly, I was waiting for someone to bring the thread back!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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