Badger on ‘Help Nathan Buy Firefly’ by HAKEN

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Badger on ‘Help Nathan Buy Firefly’

POSTED BY: HAKEN
UPDATED: Thursday, March 10, 2011 01:55
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Monday, March 7, 2011 4:16 PM

Likes to mess with stuffs.

ENDOFSHOW.COM - Greetings, and may I be the first to say how nice it is to see legitimate businessmen able to flex their mucles in this cynical ‘Verse. They call me Badger. No last name. No first, as it happens. Names aren’t important right now, they’ll come when necessary. Of course I might need yours, along with some other information. Nothing special, just the normal stuff you’d put out on the cortex any day of the week, payment details, addresses and the like. All secure, you have my word...

http://www.endofshow.com/2011/03/07/guest-post-badger-on-help-nathan-b
uy-firefly/#

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Monday, March 7, 2011 4:28 PM

WISHIMAY

I'm confused...Is this somebody being cutsy or am I missing the point entirely?

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Monday, March 7, 2011 4:39 PM

HAKEN

Likes to mess with stuffs.

Someone being cute. Has to do with that whole HNBF thing. It has divided the Browncoats community. Kind of sad to see it unfold.

http://about.me/haken

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Monday, March 7, 2011 5:27 PM

WISHIMAY

Ahh, don't bother me a bit...I knew it was a side comment, but went along 'cause it was a super fun idea. Some people gotta lighten up

Browncoat4life!

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Monday, March 7, 2011 5:56 PM

FISHMAN

I think when you see the name "Haken" at the top, it may tell you it's not actually Badger... :)

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Monday, March 7, 2011 6:49 PM

ZEEK

Definitely couldn't have said it better Mr. Badger, sir. Glad my browncoat friends on the facebook are of a like mind. Saw it posted there first. Had to come here and make sure it was making the rounds.

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Monday, March 7, 2011 7:08 PM

FOLLOWMAL

*giggle*

Great guest post over there. My hats off to Doubleshiny. :)

http://www.kidsneedtoread.org

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Monday, March 7, 2011 7:14 PM

WISHIMAY

Yeah, Fish, I can read... It just seemed like an awfully long winded joke, so long winded I lost the point...

I am Don Quixote. If I wanna fight a windmill or throw money at one, who in hell has the right to say stop?

Nay, I say, leave me my dreams, they keep me warm at night

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Tuesday, March 8, 2011 3:55 AM

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The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Originally posted by Wishimay:
I am Don Quixote. If I wanna fight a windmill or throw money at one, who in hell has the right to say stop?

Everyone? But etiquette, customs, and law may differ in your society, so check with local authorities.

News Flash posted on Tuesday, March 8th, 2011 at 1:13 am from http://helpnathanbuyfirefly.com/well-thats-that-then/
Well, That’s That Then
According to Joss’s sister-in-law [Maurissa Tancharoen], no one from the Whedon clan endorses the idea of a fan-funded organization trying to help. So, that’s a wrap. We’ll keep the site open as a memory for a bit and if any Whedons need to reach us, hit the button.

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Guys, no one in the Whedonverse is in support of www.helpnathanbuyfirefly.com. Please save your money! - Maurissa Tancharoen http://twitter.com/MoTancharoen/status/44978250010738689

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We know you all love #Firefly and that's why we love you. Wanted to let the dust settle but wow, the flak. Just doing what I was supposed to. - Maurissa Tancharoen http://twitter.com/MoTancharoen/status/45034331793653760

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On Tuesday 8th March 2011, @MoTancharoen said:

I appreciate the support. I think what some people don't understand is - by "no one in the Whedonverse is in support of HNBF" I meant that no one is officially involved in any capacity. This is a pure fan movement. There just needed to be clarification. There were many questions coming my way so I finally answered. I wasn't trying to bash dreams, by all means come together and show your love for Firefly. But when money is involved (and pledges are meant to become real $ at some point, yes?) things get tricky... I wasn't going to say anything else on the subject as I didn't want to further fuel the already out of control fire, but unkind things have been said. And honestly, I'm afraid that I've grown afraid of the internet. Still got mad love for the Browncoats. Over and out for a bit... www.twitlonger.com/show/965qkq

For dozens of comments about the news, see www.facebook.com/HelpNathanBuyFF/posts/185893901452455

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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Tuesday, March 8, 2011 4:58 PM

WISHIMAY

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Everyone? But etiquette, customs, and law may differ in your society, so check with local authorities.

Everyone? Really? Maybe you should go gargle with some G-23 paxylon hydrochlorate and move to your own crappy town where "everyone" and you can stop all people from having silly dreams...

Wishi paints her face blue for the occaision and adopts a Scottish accent...
FREEEEEDOOOOMMMMMMM!

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Tuesday, March 8, 2011 5:51 PM

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The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

Robert Balfour, Scottish philosopher, once said, “There's nay difference tween calling WishIMay a dreaming, gulled wastrel for throwing her coins to mermaids and taking away her purse of gold before she empties it into the sea. Either way you get a tongue lashing and ass (donkey?) beating.” I doubt that is an exact quote because the original was in Greek since Balfour was famed and learned.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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Tuesday, March 8, 2011 6:15 PM

WISHIMAY

Wha? tongue lashings and ass beatings??? sounds kinky

Go ahead and send your purse to Haiti so the rich will have someone else to steal from... Me an' the mermaids are gonna take our!!! hard earned purses and risk enjoying our!!! lives for five freakin' seconds...

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011 4:08 AM

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The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Originally posted by Wishimay:
Me an' the mermaids are gonna take our!!! hard earned purses and risk enjoying our!!! lives for five freakin' seconds...

“Enjoying our lives for five freakin' seconds” was analyzed by David Hume, Scottish philosopher. He concluded that, if 5 seconds joy equals $5, £5, or €5, the more WishIMay pledged to HelpNathanBuyFirefly, the longer she will enjoy life. It is simple mathematics. I realized I wanted the joy, too! I got it by imagining a whopping big donation.

Since there is no upper limit on a pledge of support, I intended to pledge $300,000,000, leaving extra cash for a worldwide Browncoat Ball in celebration of Nathan closing the deal with FOX. On my name I swear I can have the money before Nathan completes the negotiations with Rupert Murdoch. Protecting my reputation on the Internet is very important to me. And, because I'm the biggest donor, I would be Firefly's Boss. I enjoy that idea.

I'll be a better Boss than Rupert Murdoch -- I won't reassign Firefly to the Friday Night Death Slot.
See www.slate.com/id/2287627/ Rupert Murdoch's 80th birthday, in which he consummates his greatest deal. - By Jack Shafer - Slate Magazine.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity," where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011 5:18 AM

WISHIMAY

You've contracted that new zombie ant brain fungus, haven't you???

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011 6:01 AM

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The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Originally posted by Wishimay:
You've contracted that new zombie ant brain fungus, haven't you???

Wrong! It is not new: 'Zombie ants' controlled by parasitic fungus for 48 million years www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/aug/18/zombie-carpenter-ant-fungus

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity," where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011 6:06 AM

BYTEMITE

Oh god, those poor ants.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/08/090811161345.htm

Those POOR ANTS.

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Thursday, March 10, 2011 1:55 AM

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The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

Remember HelpNathanBuyFirefly by purchasing a Princess Leia is a Browncoat T-shirt from
www.redbubble.com/people/khallion/t-shirts/6788230-2-browncoat-leia

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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