Worst, dumbest, most inaccurate, piece of crap bad super-hero movies ever made. by chrisisall

Judge Dredd
Captian America (1990)
Dolph Lundgren as THE PUNISHER
ELECTRA
Dick Durock as SWAMP THING

this is actually easier than naming GOOD super hero movies....!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:37 AM

22CLAWS

Entirely pointy.

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Batman Forever has a miscast Val.

Un-chill Chrisisall

vs. Goerge Cloony?!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:40 AM

GROUNDED

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Originally posted by Dayve:
Daredevil

Ooh, harsh.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:49 AM

BIGDAMNNOBODY

Quote:

Originally posted by Dayve:
Judge Dredd

"I didn't break the law, I am the law!"
Love this movie, one of my guilty pleasures.

De-lurking to stir stuff up.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:54 AM

OPPYH

X-Men 3. It started out Ok, then....plot holes, bad acting by all(I call it the Catwoman syndrome. When the movie is bad it makes the actors look bad). All the bad mutants look like Hot Topic rejects, did I mention plot holes? Enough on this garbage.

Catwoman.

The incredible Hulk. Why was Nick Nolte in this movie? It didn't need a bad guy. Hulk had plenty to battle with the military.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:56 AM

DAYVE

i's calls em like i's sees em....

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tutles (1990)
Batman and Robin (1997)
Men in Black (not superhero but plenty bad)
Superman 4 - The Quest For Peace
and the lovely
Howard the Duck

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 12:07 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by Dayve:
Judge Dredd
Captian America (1990)
Dolph Lundgren as THE PUNISHER
ELECTRA
Dick Durock as SWAMP THING

this is actually easier than naming GOOD super hero movies....!

on the money...

and Catwoman
and B Forever
and B & Robin

GO CANES!!!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 12:08 PM

ZISKER

Fantastic Four, last year.

I spent a dollar for my ticket and still felt cheated.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 1:52 PM

22CLAWS

Entirely pointy.

I saw X-Men yesterday. It was pretty terrible. Mystique, Magneto, Rogue, Prof. X, Kitty Pryde, hell even Cycplops: these characters deserved better.

Most foxes have 16 claws.
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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 1:58 PM

RIVER6213

Helen Slater's - SuperGirl was not a good movie, but as far as I'm concerned Helen Slater herself made a great SuperGirl. It was the movie that she was in that sucked. They had the right costume, they found the right girl, and they injected all of this into a terrible plot.

If they had treated the Supergirl movie using a serious story, the movie would have been terrific.

River

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 2:00 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

X-3 was crap. But you can't blame the actors. The Director killed off major characters as plot devices. Crap. The momentum was way off. If they make another, and they will, get either Brian Singer, who did the first two, or Joss.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 2:04 PM

GIXXER

Captain America.

Matt Salinger looked mighty uneasy in them duds, and the whole film felt like there was no enthusiasm for it.

Sky Captain.

Mumble mumble look at frame counter on camera as if it's going to be some kind of big deal later on,mumble mumble mumble look at frame counter mumble mumble.

Didn't have the patience to see all of it. Was it a big deal?

Mystery Men. Great cast entirely wasted.

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Biggles. Captain W E Johns would never have stood for this male knitwear model and time travel nonsense.

The Jar-Jar Binks Show

Robocop 2+

Starship Troopers 2

Highlander 2+

Matrix 2+

When will they learn to get a good idea, make a cracking one-off, and then leave it in solitary splendour?

Solo. The book's good (Robert Mason again). Film was so dull.

The Da Vinci Code. (Before you jump on my arse, I call anyone who can parachute holding the corners of a tea-towel a superhero - Or at least someone with a very strong grip).

The Adventures of Pluto Nash. Just when you think you can't get lower than appearing with Dudley "inexplicable what he's doing in Hollywood" Moore.

Chronicles of Riddick. As bad as PB was good.

Sacrilege Corner. Solaris. But then I think Tarkovsky uses way too many thousands of feet of film, nowhere enough editors, and forgets to tell the actors to move a limb now and then. And enough with the horse already.

Battlefield Earth. Speechless.

Plan 9 from Outer Space. That's just criminal.

The Unbelievable. A Richard Hatch one notable for the officially most pathetic CGI monster ever to be created for the screen. So terrible. Honestly, it's the sort of thing I'd produce. Small moment of redemption because Tim Thomerson really can do no wrong.

Jessica Lange's King Kong. I sense a wandering off topic here...

The Hulk wasn't stellar.

G

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 2:18 PM

MSG

a bit off tompic but not too much. I like Teenage Mutant Nija Turtles...hey

My husband's ringing in with Batman and Robin and I will more than second Daredevil. I only watched 20 minutes before I had to turn it off. The costume alone was painful no superhero should have a costume that allows him to take off the mask and go into a leather bar and fit right in!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 2:43 PM

STORYMARK

Quote:
Originally posted by BrowncoatSandinista:
X-3 was crap. But you can't blame the actors. The Director killed off major characters as plot devices. Crap.

In all fairness, the director didn't have much to do with that. The script cast and all was locked in when he was hired at the last minute.

Blame the writers on that count.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 4:43 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Zisker:
Fantastic Four, last year.

*Chrisisall's eyes narrow as he glances at Zisker*

Chrisisall, Jessica fan, good FX fan, happy super-hero movie for a change fan...

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 5:58 PM

ZISKER

Dude, I like Jessica Alba (big DA fan in my day) and have nothing against her, but that movie caused me physical pain nonetheless to watch. The script was a disgrace - which is more of a deathknell for me than poor acting would have been.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 6:18 PM

KHYRON

Haven't seen that many superhero movies, but Daredevil was by far the worst one I've seen. A retarded platypus that's high on crack and has a typewriter close by could have come up with a better script (and that platypus would have been a better actor than Ben Affleck, too).

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 6:39 PM

PEULSAR5

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

The never-released live action Fantastic Four movie from 1994. To call it a bad movie belittles all the hard work it takes to make a bad movie.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 6:43 PM

CRAJON

ELECTRA - okay movie- wrong actress.
Starship Troopers 2- good idea but wrong.(Not super-hero)

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 6:46 PM

ALTA

I'm gonna have to go with Ultraviolet. The $1.25 I paid at a budget theater was way too much to spend on that peice of go se.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 6:56 PM

CHRONICTHEHEDGEHOG

Buffy the Movie
Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Superman 3/4

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 8:26 PM

RUXTON

Dayve,
"Dolph Lundgren as THE PUNISHER."

YES! YES! YES! What an 'orrible piece of crap. Visions of Lundgren off in the corner punishing himself.

Saw a movie on TV recently (Roses, something) about a herd of black girls (the herd were superheroes) who were outlaws in the Old West. Complete with words such as "cool." And Rasta locks. And many who obviously could NOT sit a horse. Egad, what garbage. No ending. Vague. Complete with a token white guy who was the evil one.

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 4:18 AM

DAYVE

what's sad is... i actually watched these bombs... and probably enjoyed a couple at the time..... but even really bad movies are funny when you're in the "right" frame of mind"......

who me?....honest occifer, never touch the stuff...!

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 4:44 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Zisker:
The script was a disgrace (RE: Fantastic Four)

It could have been...better.
But it was a fun movie that made me lol.
I think my expectations were met, and yours were apparently higher than mine, that's all.

Flame-ON Chrisisall

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:04 AM

TAYEATRA

My turn to weigh in...

To the Browncoat that listed 'League of Extraordinary Gentlemen'. I strongly disagree.

To the BC that listed 'Buffy the Movie'. Yeah it was bad but that was kind of what made it funny!

To all the BC's that listed Daredevil... got room for another on your side of the thread? Shockingly bad, truly terrible. A round of applause to whoever mention the platypus! That would have been much more entertaining that Ben Affleck. (Wow I hate him!)

And I think at this point we all know where I stand on the X-3 issue (see the old thread for bashing aplenty!)

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:42 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Tayeatra:

To all the BC's that listed Daredevil... got room for another on your side of the thread? Shockingly bad, truly terrible.

Are y'all talking about the theatrical release (which I truly disliked), or the Director's cut (which I truly LIKE)?

Miller/Kane/Janson DD fan frow w a a a y back Chrisisall

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:54 AM

PATSRULE

I have got one that is worse than anything mentioned so far....

Kiss meets the Phantom. Make no mistake, it was a superhero movie, where each of the 4 members of Kiss had a superpower and had to outwit so guy at an amusement park. God Awful Movie!

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:59 AM

MSG

Speaking of Dolph Lungren's The Punisher is anyone else a bit weirded out by the fact that he's a Fulbright scolar with a masters from MIT in chemical engineering. How can someone so smart be unable to understand that he is really not a good actor??

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:01 AM

CHRISISALL

He went for the fun.

I would too Chrisisall

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:18 AM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Wow not many left to lambast really.

I must say though, Chrisisall, y'know I have the utmost repect for you fella, but Daredevil for me was about the most crudely put together piece of work I've seen in a long time... and I don't even hate Ben Afleck.

Personally I think the Superhero to cinema notion died a long time ago, with the 3rd Batman, whichever the one with Val Kilmer was?

Never a fan of any of the X-men films either. Wolverine prances around with teen angst, and just never moves on!

Presently we seem to be enduring a glut of CGI effected superhero films that have little to do with the characters they are based upon....So maybe I'll be able to contribute more later.

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:20 AM

ZISKER

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by Zisker:
The script was a disgrace (RE: Fantastic Four)
It could have been...better.
But it was a fun movie that made me lol.
I think my expectations were met, and yours were apparently higher than mine, that's all.

Flame-ON Chrisisall

*grins, cackles and rubs hands* Flame-ON indeed.

No, see - I was forcibly dragged to the movie with no expectations. And it disappointed even those. Bad writing just slays me. BUT! To really throw gas on the fire:

I got to meet Jessica Alba when she was filming a movie at the college I attended . . .

. . .SHE'S NOT AS PRETTY IN PERSON! IT'S ALL AIR-BRUSHING AND FILM TOUCHING! BWAH-HAHAHAH!

No, I'm totally kidding. She was lovely and my male friends were drooling. Very gracious to the crowd, too. Came off as a very nice person and not a Hollywood nightmare.

I'll un-hijack the thread now. Apologies.

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:25 AM

HAZE

From Hell (Completely missed the point)

V for Vendetta (They made V a hero)

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Where to begin?)

Judge Dredd (No only bad but it almost brought the future lawman down with it)

Batman and Robin (‘nuff said)

X-Men (No you are not the Juggernaut b*tch)

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:30 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by TheSomnambulist:

I must say though, Chrisisall, y'know I have the utmost repect for you fella, but Daredevil for me was about the most crudely put together piece of work I've seen in a long time... and I don't even hate Ben Afleck.

Again, are we talkin' the theatrical or Director's? There's a world of difference between the two...
Theatrical *
Directors ** 1/2*

But being a BIG DD fan from the past may have affected my judgement some...

Chrisisall Murdock

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:31 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I DO NOT CARE - I will watch Dolph Lundgren sift though garbage! As long as he does it with as LITTLE CLOTHING as possible!

Dare I put myself in harms way by saying I liked Michael Keaton as Batman?

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:36 AM

CHRISISALL

Okay. I liked FF and DD.
I like bad movies, that must be it

I liked Firestarter and Flashdance and Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever and Supergirl and Judge Dredd and Serenity (I'm pretty sure that last one WAS a good movie, no matter what y'all say..).

Chrisisall

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:38 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:

Dare I put myself in harms way by saying I liked Michael Keaton as Batman?

I bailed on Christian; Keaton's key.

Batisall

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:48 AM

KHYRON

I preferred Keaton, thought he was good. Hated Kilmer and Clooney (nothing against the actors, but they're not Batman), Bale was pretty decent. Although Bale was probably truer to the original character in terms of the way he portrayed Bruce Wayne; Keaton did a sort of Clarke Kent version of Bruce Wayne.

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:49 AM

STILLSHINY

Ok so honest to say I've not watched all too many Super Hero movies, But I rather liked Daredevil. Hated Hulk - it was all manner of lame. & Elektra was lacking in story, but then who watches Garner as Elektra for her fine acting & storyline. She's a hottie who's kicking tail...in Red.

I would also have to say major negations to the 2nd & 3rd Matrix movies, and I never saw Underworld II, but I loved the first. I just heard that the second was oversexed & overbloody.

I'm curious to see Ghost Rider.

and of course I have to say the only Batman movies that were likeable were the Batman & Batman Begins. The rest were pretty much throwaway. Though props to Jim Carey. Oh yeah & the "original" Batman movie "the shark is pulling our leg old chum.."

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:52 AM

DAYVE

just thinking here.....yikes..... but everybody has differing tastes in things, for instance movies....
To me, the movie industry has pretty much bottomed out.... i can't really think of a memorable movie i've seen in a while... the whole crash and flash cgi was cool for about 1/2 hour - but with those you usually get no plot - or if the movie is too cerebral it winds up being too boring to sit through -

Now me - i can stand to watch bad movies - someone said Plan 9 from Outer Space - that was just so bad it was classic - i enjoyed Forbidden Planet for the same reason - so, i've cut way back on the movie theater entertainment - i've recently taken to foreign films (yes, with subtitles) just for a change of pace - Turner classics usually has the old stuff that just never dies (even colorized), and they're not making actors like Jimmy Stewart anymore....

so, whether we love em or hate em - we still watch em - and like i've heard said - "one man's trash is another man's treasure"

oh, and Dick Tracy really sucked, too

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:55 AM

KHYRON

Quote:
Originally posted by Dayve:
To me, the movie industry has pretty much bottomed out.... i can't really think of a memorable movie i've seen in a while...

*cough* Serenity *cough*

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:00 AM

DAYVE

my most humble apoligies...

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:12 AM

MSG

Haze- Ok I must disagree I think V is the most wonderful film! I will admit I've not read the comics but the acting is unbelievable. I've never seen anyone masked do such a job of being emotive that by halfway through the film you forget it's a mask and see it as his face. Seiously fabulous film ( though again I am not sure how representative it is of the comic)

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