Worst, dumbest, most inaccurate, piece of crap bad super-hero movies ever made. by chrisisall

OTHER SCIENCE FICTION SERIES

Worst, dumbest, most inaccurate, piece of crap bad super-hero movies ever made.

POSTED BY: CHRISISALL
UPDATED: Thursday, January 11, 2007 07:16
SHORT URL:
VIEWED: 22088
PAGE 3 of 3

Tuesday, August 8, 2006 1:45 AM

JAMAICANBATMAN

when you see the new supes tho, you'll realise that he just completely wipes the floor with both of singers Xmen movies

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, August 8, 2006 1:45 AM

JAMAICANBATMAN

when you see the new supes tho, you'll realise that he just completely wipes the floor with both of singers Xmen movies

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, August 8, 2006 9:10 PM

BABYWITHTHEPOWER

Got a little over-zealous on the button pushing, eh?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'll be in my bunk.
http://www.myspace.com/babywiththepower

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, August 9, 2006 12:35 AM

CHRONICTHEHEDGEHOG

Quote:
Originally posted by Rodwy:
My friend pointed these out to me, an obvious list of things wrong in X-Men 3.

-Marrow is supposed to be a short, red-haired girl that has anger management problems, now it's some buff guy with bones that grow out of his wrists
-Quiksilver got turned into a girl
-Havik got replaced with Arclite
-Toad II is in it for two seconds and dies
-Cyclops is EMO
-The Phoenix wasn't wearing any green
-Spike is supposed to be Storm's nephew, in the movie he's some Asian dude
-Kitty isn't tall enough, and looks like a future super-pedo
-Juggernaut sounds really stupid
-Leech isn't some kid in the Ghetto in this
-Lack of Jubilee and fireworks
-No Gambit
-Psylocke doesn't do anything
-Forge should've been in it

---

http://www.phpbbforfree.com/forums/theinvaders.html]

Personally I enjoyed X3, it didn't make any sense and was too short for my taste but it was enjoyable.

I gotta ask tho, can you list a single reason why the movie sucked that doesn't revolve around it not being like the comic? And how can Gambit, Jubilee and Forge not being in it make it a bad movie? Doesn't that make X1&2 bad movies?

-------------------------------------------------

Pimping my fanfic:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=8267

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, August 9, 2006 12:41 AM

JAMAICANBATMAN

yeah i didnt even notice it tho, lol

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, August 9, 2006 1:57 AM

SPACEANJL

Constantine.

LXG - love what Moore did in the sequel to make it unfilmable. Go Hyde

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, August 9, 2006 2:12 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

I think the main reason why so many of the comic inaccuracies were annoying was because they didn't happen for any reason. The leech thing I can understand, and the Spike thing was probobly due to casting issues so that's not a problem (plus having the connection with Storm would have overloaded the movie, like mentioning that Juggernaught is Xavier's brother would have done), but as for the others... most of the characters were barely there. If they'd been used for something it would have been okay, but since the whole movie was pretty creaky it just made everything look, well, sloppy. The movie didn't exactly grab me the way the first two did, so I found myself picking holes in the character portrayals, which I never normally do.

More animations available at http://desktophippie.googlepages.com

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, August 9, 2006 5:24 AM

SIXSHOOTER

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Speaking of Dolph Lungren's The Punisher is anyone else a bit weirded out by the fact that he's a Fulbright scolar with a masters from MIT in chemical engineering. How can someone so smart be unable to understand that he is really not a good actor??

HEY!!

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE LUNDGREN LOATHERS?

Think about it,
What would be the smarter job?
You could be working in some dank shitty lab all damn day, doing boring science stuff or you could be getting paid probably double what you'd ever get doing that shit just by running about, shooting a prop gun and sprouting a few one liners in an exotic location...

Plus the guys a man’s man.
He slept with Grace Jones for chrissakes.
That's tough.
He should get a medal for that.
That’s the kind of fear that only skydivers with faulty packs would know about.

As for the Punisher,
Yeah, in terms of it being a Punisher movie it sucked.
Especially with all the awesome, over the top stories Mike Baron was writing at the time.
But in terms of 80's action-er it was top shelf.
Just blasting away yakuza punks by the truckload.
Friggin' awesome.
Could've done with a little less naked greased meditation by candlelight though.

Now lest we forget all the awesome he's gone onto since then.

Universal solider.
Robot zombie goes all 'lets do it lets do it! Let’s do the whole fucking village' and makes himself an ear necklace. Cinematic classic.

Johnny Mnemonic (had to Google the spelling)
IT'S JESUS TIME!
'nuff said.

He’s been Prince Adam
He been Ivan Drago.
And…
He must break you.
Dolph Lungren. Bad Mother Fucker.

Oh, and on the topic of smarty pants, the strangest people wind up being geniuses,
Word has it Huey Lewis, that is, back to the future, hip to square, power of love, Huey Lewis and the News, Huey Lewis, is apparently smart as a whip.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, August 10, 2006 8:20 AM

KANEMAN

Ultraviolet...ouch!!! My senses haven't been the same since. Actually proud of myself having made it through the whole movie. Closest I've ever come to walking out of a theater.

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, January 9, 2007 5:57 AM

CLJOHNSTON108

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Even the worst of films yield one or two things that was good.

Hear, hear!

I loved the Sonar Vision™ in Daredevil (especially the scene in the subway), and I thought Michael Chiklis & Chris Evans were perfectly cast in Fantastic Four!

Chris Evans showed you just how much FUN Johnny was having with his new life (anybody notice how he makes Jiffy Pop?

), and Michael Chiklis truly made you feel Ben's anguish and pain.

Johnny's constant tormenting of Ben (Two words: Shaving Cream!

) were worth the price of the DVD for me.

Johnny: You think that's funny, Pebbles?
Ben: That's it, Tinkerbell!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, January 9, 2007 5:03 PM

RIVER6213

Quote:
Originally posted by cljohnston108:
Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Even the worst of films yield one or two things that was good.

Hear, hear!

I loved the Sonar Vision™ in Daredevil (especially the scene in the subway), and I thought Michael Chiklis & Chris Evans were perfectly cast in Fantastic Four!

Chris Evans showed you just how much FUN Johnny was having with his new life (anybody notice how he makes Jiffy Pop? ), and Michael Chiklis truly made you feel Ben's anguish and pain.

Johnny's constant tormenting of Ben (Two words: Shaving Cream! ) were worth the price of the DVD for me.

Johnny: You think that's funny, Pebbles?
Ben: That's it, Tinkerbell!

I don't know. The Fantastic Four should have been a good movie but it didn't do it for me very much. Something was missing in the plot. You think they would have gone all out when making this movie because the FF was such a big deal back in 1962 when they first came out. I wish they had put more attention into it like they did Spiderman but they didn't.

I saw a trailer for the next FF movie that has the Silver Surfer in it. It's real clear that CGI is going to be 98% of the Silver Surfer in this show which might actually wreck the movie, but I hope that there is at least a few scenes that make up for all the badness to come.

-River

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, January 9, 2007 6:10 PM

CALHOUN

I read the book "Batlefield Earth" 20 odd years ago and loved it! In the middle of the book was this advertisement claiming "soon to made into a major motion picture!"

Well.. It wasnt soon. I waiting something like 15 years for this movie, imagine my chargrin at finally viewing the crud they produced.

Battlefield Earth sucked.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:15 PM

RIVER6213

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
I read the book "Batlefield Earth" 20 odd years ago and loved it! In the middle of the book was this advertisement claiming "soon to made into a major motion picture!"

Well.. It wasnt soon. I waiting something like 15 years for this movie, imagine my chargrin at finally viewing the crud they produced.

Battlefield Earth sucked.

Yes but be comforted that it won't be the last looked-forward-too and transformed into a sucky movie that you wouldn’t wish upon your first born.

-River

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, January 10, 2007 10:59 AM

KAYLEESTHEGREATEST

SPAWN was the worst movie ever period

Someday the verse will spit in your soup but at least they gave you soup.
one day
one plan
one mission
one army of browncoats
june 23rd serenity day

-Our mission as browncoats is to make us known.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, January 10, 2007 12:04 PM

GAZERBEAM

I can't believe nobady has mentioned Bloodrayne?!?! A movie soooo bad they actually had to throw in a video game for FREE just to sell the DVDs. Which of course backfired on the unsuspecting populace. The games/DVDs sols so well, they're making a sequel. I would rather engage in a frolicking threesome with Rosie O'Donnel and Delta Burke than sit through that fraking movie again.

Although..... Kristanna Loken is hot....

-----------------------------------------------
You are not your magic weapon and armor. You are not your spell buffs. You are not how much gold you have, or how many times you've been raised from the dead. When a Big Bad Demon snaps your sword in two, you do
not cry because that was your holy avenger. You leap onto its back, climb up
to its head, and punch it in the eye, then get a new damn sword off of the
next humanoid you headbutt to death.

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, January 10, 2007 2:13 PM

SLOWHAND

I totally agree with everyone that mentioned the Daredevil director's cut was better. I have always been a DD fan, and I loved the movie. I saw it 3 times in the theater. Of course, I'm very easy on movies. I'm not very critical cause I can usually find something in a movie that entertains me. For Daredevil, I was just on a high that I was watching a live action DD movie! I own both the theatrical and director's cut DVDs. And I have to say, if someone comes over and wants to watch DD, we watch the director's cut. In fact, I don't think I've even touched the other one since I bought the director's cut. A friend of mine did not like Daredevil when he went to see it. I got him to watch the director's cut, and he said that if that was the version they would've released in theaters, it would've been one of his favorite super hero movies. And get this....I don't like Ben Affleck.

I guess it's different for everyone, but I've always loved the DD movie.

Oh...even though I'm easy on movies, I did not like Hulk. I wanted to see a movie about a big green guy that smashes stuff, not a father son drama.

And also, I'm probably one of the few to say this, (don't hate me) but I hated all 3 of the Matrix movies. A friend of mine asked me to watch them again and give them another chance. So, I did. I borrowed his DVDs and I watched all 3 of them back to back. I gave them an honest shot, and I still hate them. Hugo Weaving is awesome, but those movies are terrible! I've sen them all twice and I still can't tell you what they're about!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, January 11, 2007 6:53 AM

RIVER6213

The 1st Matrix movie was not so bad, but the other 2 were a little annoying, but I have to say that there were some good scenes in all 3 movies. I still think Trinity was the best character in all the movies and was a saving grace to the trilogy.

-River

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, January 11, 2007 7:16 AM

SABRI3L

x-3 Ian Mckellan was wonderful as always (the man can do no wrong), but I was dissappointed by the lack of Nightcrawler, and no Jubilee or Gambit. And I agree about the bad mutants looking like hot topic kids, they might as well put one of them in a Fall Out Boy hoodie.

Daredevil was crap too

By the way

Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats

http://www.myspace.com/gazthegloomy

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

YOUR OPTIONS

SHARE THREAD

NEW POSTS TODAY

USER	POST DATE

USER

POST DATE