THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #60 by CunningOrangeToque

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

'Grats, citizen!!!

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JAYNE: Strawberry crunchlets??
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Voice OS: That sandwich makes you look like an idiot.
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JAYNE: Lunch! Hero of Canton needs lunch!
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bun
~hungry now~

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 2:08 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Jayne: Whatever happened to all them beagles?

Barth: (OS) What do you think is in the burgers.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:39 PM

RYCE

Jayne *thinking*: There's never a toothpick around when you need one...

OR

Kaylee (OS): Um, Jayne, you've got a little somethin' right there
Jayne: What, here?
Kaylee (OS, giving up): Oh, nevermind

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 4:08 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

Jayne: Ya these false teeth were cheap. You sayin' they don't make a good disguise?

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"We can be Heroes.... if just for one day."[/]

~Peter* Peter* power Re-peater~

What do you mean I have to wait
5 fricken weeks for Heroes?

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 4:09 PM

HEWHOKICKSALOT

It takes all kinds to make the world go ‘round. Unfortunately, some are pedaling in the wrong direction...

"Do I got somethin' in my teeth?"

Rob O.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 9:12 PM

CHOO1701

^^ Damn, beat me too it KicksAlot

Jayne: 'scuse me ladies
*long, embarrasing fart noise*
Guards behing Jayne: uh! *THUD*

and

Jayne: look! i can see through my eyelids!

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Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 12:33 AM

Quote:

The Mudders fascination with attempting to impersonate Jayne was becoming downright disturbing.

OR

Jayne: "This here trick I seen on a movie, on'y I don't got no oranges."

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 12:05 PM

HEWHOKICKSALOT

It takes all kinds to make the world go ‘round. Unfortunately, some are pedaling in the wrong direction...

Jayne's attempt to sing the "Fruity Oatie Bar" jingle while actually eating one yielded nothing but disaster...

He choked... and River kicked the crap outta everyone else in the bar...

Rob O.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 12:15 PM

MSG

Quote:

Jayne: Next time cap'n can it be Zoe who has to eat the plans to the safe

All: NO

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 3:07 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz Citz

Jayne: uuuhhggh Which mystery meal is this?

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 3:59 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
Gratz Citz

Jayne: uuuhhggh Which mystery meal is this?

River mixed up the Preperation H and the Pate again

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Friday, March 23, 2007 10:33 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

BUMP!

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Saturday, March 24, 2007 2:14 AM

MAZAEN

congrats citizen. Your entry was funny.

Jayne sits down at the bar. He takes a container containing a white mixture off the bar, shakes it and grabs a spoon". Jayne says "What is this dessert that someone made and left here without so much as eating?"

4 hours previously.........
Kaylee: I'm just going to leave this container with engine oil here on the bar. N'body touch it Right."

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 5:15 PM

It was true. Badger *did* have his hands on a pair.

bun
~Bastards fondled my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 2:21 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI

Some one had swapped Jaynes toothpaste for superglue..... again.

Jayne: Grrruumm thut Grrl! Rvrrr!

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 3:38 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

JAYNE: Not sure I like these Black Market Bagels.

OR

After attempting a coup on Mal and Serenity, Jayne was relegated to food tasting duties to ensure Mal's food wasn't poisoned. It probably wouldn't have been such a bad job, 'cept Jayne kept poisoning the Captain's meals...

OR

JAYNE: I'm eatin' flesh? Where does that get fun?
REAVER (OS): BRRRAAARRRRGGHLLLARRGH!
JAYNE: Okay, I'm *ulp!* eatin', gorramit!

btw: Bun, that "hands on a pair" submission gets my vote!

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 7:53 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Hello everyone.

Long time no see!

Been working on the last few school projects, but seeing as school is done soon i'll be able to get this going regular again.

Anyways, VOTING will be up in a few hours,as i don't have the means of access to all that i need here, so sit tight for just a little while longer...

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 2:41 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Shiny! I guess I got in just in time! Okay, and now, once more, with feeling...

Jayne was confused and excited when Kaylee's mistook him for Simon under the table...

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:24 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

IT'S VOTING TIME AGAIN!!

VOTE FOR TWO!

Good to see y'all again!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1036442&sparkKey=04f60f
7b7255c6dae61f4dde601ab36db0

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Thursday, April 5, 2007 3:57 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*bumpage*

cuz 6 votes? C'mon folks! Get votin'!

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, April 5, 2007 5:53 PM

Votey-bump!!!
(Ve haf vays uff makink you fote!)

bun

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Friday, April 6, 2007 4:34 PM

Ump-bay.
Vote, or the Bunny will put coal in your basket.

floralbonnet

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 4:24 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*serious COLOSSAL vote bumpage!*

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, April 9, 2007 4:38 AM

DRACONUS

bumpage

May you have enough.

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Monday, April 9, 2007 4:59 AM

MSG

Bump- 'cause I'm one of the choices...so vote people!

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Monday, April 9, 2007 4:58 PM

TRUEBLUE

I know I am late, but I saw it and thought:

"The only person less happy than Jayne about his prostate exam was Simon."

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007 3:30 PM