Twilight haters come out and play! by crystalkei

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Twilight haters come out and play!

POSTED BY: CRYSTALKEI
UPDATED: Thursday, November 5, 2009 13:07
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Thursday, July 24, 2008 6:21 AM

Okay, maybe no one here stooped to read it, but the books blow. Buffy is a better. But I was writing a post on a Twilight hate comm on LJ and I wondered...what would Joss say about Twilight?

Jayne Cobb, the Dick Casablancas of Firefly

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Thursday, October 29, 2009 7:34 PM

JAMERON4EVA

Okay, Twilight sucks, and not just the books.

"Mom, he has her chip. He has her."
John Connor,"Born To Run", TSCC EP 2x22

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Thursday, October 29, 2009 7:49 PM

GINOBIFFARONI

Either your with the terrorists, or ... your with the terrorists

Lets party like its 1939

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Thursday, October 29, 2009 7:50 PM

GINOBIFFARONI

Either your with the terrorists, or ... your with the terrorists

Lets party like its 1939

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Friday, October 30, 2009 1:22 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Haven't read it, ain't interested in it - but I did see one thing that made me laugh...

The guy they got to play the character in the movie ?
He looks like Syndrome from The Incredibles - seriously, he DOES!

That's pretty amusing.

-F

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Friday, October 30, 2009 1:29 AM

FREMDFIRMA

CULLEN

SYNDROME

Go on, TELL me you don't see a resemblence there, meh heh heh.

-F

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Friday, October 30, 2009 2:14 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

I have no plans on reading the books or watching the movies, at all. I'm still lukewarm , at best, at the whole vampyre genre. It was the brilliance of Joss and the characters surrounding both Buffy and Angel that drew me in. Frankly, I could care less about horny teen-age angst involving blood suckers - again.

The T.Rex they call JANE!

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Friday, October 30, 2009 2:17 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

" Sex addicts w/ big teeth "

The T.Rex they call JANE!

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Thursday, November 5, 2009 8:40 AM

DRAGO

Twilight is, much like Anne Rice's 'works', not so much a part of the vampire genre as they are attempted deconstructions of it.

As I said once on another board, I'm sick and tired of beautiful vampires that just want to get along. This has been the standard Hollywood plot for ages. A vampire love story? Really? Seriously?
The closest a freakin' vampire story should get to a love story is freakin' Carmilla.

I don't mind good guy vampires. I don't even mind good guy vampires with a sunny disposition. Hell, I'm writing a story with a good-guy vampire in it. Aside from being a good guy, he's a complete berserker axe-crazy undead murdermachine hellbent on death and destruction. I specifically wrote him with the ability to feel emotions 'normal' vampires can't. Why? What do you think makes him a berserker axe-crazy undead murdermachine hellbent on death and destruction? It damn sure ain't just the diet.

At some point, Hollywood took away from us the 'Complete Monster' nature of vampires. Which was everything they were. If they're just humans with a different diet, what is the point? Why even bother using the name 'vampire'? Just create your own name for the things. Just because your creatures are neurotic, OCD-ridden parasites does not mean they're vampires.

You want to know how to tell the difference between a vampire and something out of Twilight/Anne Rice?
Insult them. If they slap you and give a snarky comment, not a vampire.
If they gut you, hang you by your own entrails, and THEN deliver a snarky insult as your life slowly fades away, giving you just enough time to properly meditate on your idiocy? You've got a proper vampire.

What would Joss say about Twilight? I honestly can't speak for him. I can only hope he'd get bored and drop it.

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Thursday, November 5, 2009 8:56 AM

CUDA77

Like woman, I am a mystery.

http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=dis
play&thread=5175

Nuff said.

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Thursday, November 5, 2009 1:07 PM

GWEK

I've never read the books. My wife (an English teacher) said the first one was good, and then they take a nosedive.

We went to see the movie, and it's the first movie in almost four decades of movie-going that I've EVER walked out of.

www.stillflying.net: "Here's how it might have been..."

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