The Alpha Male Sci-Fi Battle Royal. by OPPYH

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The Alpha Male Sci-Fi Battle Royal.

POSTED BY: OPPYH
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Thursday, April 29, 2010 5:37 PM

These characters enter an arena, and have to battle it out.

Who is the last man standing???

-Cptn. James T. Kirk

-Cptn. Malcolm Reynolds

-Michael Knight

-Mad Max

-Ash(Army of Darkness)

-Taylor(Chuck Heston Planet of the apes)

-Aragorn(LOTR)

-James Bond(Connery)

-Mitchell Gant(Eastwood/Firefox)

-Conan The Barbarian(Schwarzenegger)

So who will win???

I'll post my ideaa of who would be victorious(and why) in a bit

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70's TV FOREVER

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Thursday, April 29, 2010 8:40 PM

FILLYGIRL

Operative: "Its worse than you know..." Mal: "It usually is."

I think you have too many choices,...I couldn't even guess.

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

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Friday, April 30, 2010 2:52 AM

MENDUR

With no weapons? Conan.
With their traditional weapons? Requires more thought.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Friday, April 30, 2010 10:02 AM

LWAVES

Ok I'll bite with this one but there really is too much choice.
So assuming we are talking about them in their TV/movie prime and with no weapons:

Michael Knight - Hahahahaha. Surely a joke? Wouldn't even get to throw a punch.

Mitchell Gant - Over the hill and prone to flasbacks. Wouldn't last much lomger than Knight.

Taylor - As an astronaut he'd be fit and could do some damage but I think he'd fall next.

Ash - I hate to say this but he got by on luck and weapons. Definitely next to go.

Mal and Max - A tough call. Neither have any specialist training as far as we know besides what was required to be a soldier and a cop. They both can take a battering but I could see them taking each other out.

Kirk - This man can give a good beating when it's needed and take the punishment that goes with it but his ego would get the better off him against those who have better training.

Aragorn - As a Ranger he could employ stealth and cunning in the fight and could last a long while

James Bond - As a highly trained killer he'd be tough to beat and he's been taught to ithstand pain. Ultimately he is just a man.

Conan - His superior strength and warrior instincts would see him through to the end to be crowned winner.

I've tried to be objective about this as I wouldn't be rooting for Conan to win. I have too many faves to pick from the whole list.

"The greatest invention ever is not the wheel. It's the second wheel." - Rich Hall

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Friday, April 30, 2010 10:36 AM

ZEEK

Conan, Bond and Aragorn are SciFi alpha males?

Han Solo is not a SciFi alpha male?

I protest!

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Friday, April 30, 2010 10:51 AM

LWAVES

Quote:
Originally posted by Zeek:
Conan, Bond and Aragorn are SciFi alpha males?

Han Solo is not a SciFi alpha male?

I protest!

I'd have put Solo in there as well but to be fair he didn't say that Solo WASN'T a Scifi alpha male, he just didn't include him.
Michael Knight isn't scifi. He's cannon fodder.
Aragorn and Conan are fantasy.
Kirk, Mal, Taylor and Max are the only true scifi ones in the list. I don't know where I'd place the others. Horror for Ash I guess.

"The greatest invention ever is not the wheel. It's the second wheel." - Rich Hall

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Friday, April 30, 2010 10:58 AM

CHRISISALL

Sorry to my heroes, but Conan would be last man standing. Not much of a contest either.
Unless Kirk slipped in a phaser, or if someone in the audience yelled "Strange one!!!" and tossed in the chainsaw to Ash.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Friday, April 30, 2010 10:59 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by lwaves:

Kirk, Mal, Taylor and Max are the only true scifi ones in the list.

Then Kirk or Mal- it's a toss up.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Friday, April 30, 2010 5:34 PM

TRAVELER

I would go with Max. He has taken on some tough guys and his mind is quick to adapt to the tactics required. An example is the cage match he fought.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Saturday, May 1, 2010 2:48 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Conan endured years of training and beat everyone in the pit. You know, 2 men enter, 1 man leaves? He was doing that long before Thunderdome.

Conan stands alone. Easy.

Bones: "Don't 'rawr' her!"
Booth: "What? she'rawred' me first."

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Saturday, May 1, 2010 6:26 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

Sorry guys but the classic Kirk would MURDER Mal, the newbie in JJ's movie is a joke compared to the classic. New Kirk gets owned by Paris Hilton or someone
but Classic Kirk was near invincible

Kirk is like the Chuck Norris of the scifi world, the only one who beats up classic Krik is himself

gif stolen from
http://costumedaggression.net

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Saturday, May 1, 2010 10:37 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Now that's just funny.

I don't care who ya are....

Bones: "Don't 'rawr' her!"
Booth: "What? she'rawred' me first."

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Saturday, May 1, 2010 3:56 PM

IMPERATODD

No John Crichton or D'argo? For Shame. Good lister otherwise. With what was made I say Conan.....that does pain me.

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Were I an Alliance citizen during the War of Unification I would have been an Alliance Patriot, but I would have run guns for the Browncoats. No I am not a greedy baby eating monster! Gunrunning would have been the patriotic thing to do.

Governments have a way of warping ideals.

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Saturday, May 1, 2010 4:07 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by JaynezTown:

Kirk is like the Chuck Norris of the scifi world, the only one who beats up classic Kirk is himself

LOL!!!!!!!!!

The laughing Chrisisall

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Sunday, May 2, 2010 11:30 PM

IMNOTHERE

Bond.

Why? Not because of suerior strength or aything, but because all the rest are bone fide, all American "Good Guys" who, sooner or later, would have a "what are we fighting for, and why don't we team up and go after the evil Oppyh who is forcing us to do this?" moment.

Bond, on the other hand, is a cold hearted killer who just happens to be on the good guys' team. He's more like The Operative.

(Meanwhile, at half time, some cute looking Girl Scouts appear bearing oranges and first aid kits... but then turn out to be River Tam, HitGirl and Buffy who proceed to cream the lot of them...)

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