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Star Trek Spoof Comic - Ensign Sue Must Die!

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Saturday, August 7, 2010 2:34 AM

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

A spoof of fanfiction written about Star Trek (2009). Here are the first 20 episodes from May 29 to the August 3rd cliffhanger. At the cost of wasting your megabytes, I save you the trouble of clicking 20 times because you are too apathetic to bother. If I could, I would also scroll down the page for you.

How did Ensign Sue get her name? A Mary Sue (sometimes just Sue), in fanfiction, is a fictional character with overly idealized and hackneyed mannerisms, lacking noteworthy flaws, and primarily functioning as a wish-fulfillment fantasy for the author or reader. - from Wikipedia.

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Young Spock and Spock Prime Meet Ensign Sue:
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Real Ensign Sue
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Ensign Chekhov vs. Ensign Sue - Who is Cuter?
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Kirk/Spock
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"If your fandom doesn't have gay subtext, then it's not a real fandom."
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Terrible Pun
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Yes, you got it right. The above pun was based upon Picard as "Locutus of Borg". And that is Admiral Archer's beagle, lost years ago in Scotty’s long-range teleporter test.

Klingon Sue
http://comicalclare.deviantart.com/art/Ensign-Sue-Must-Die-14-17114136
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Parallel Universe Sue
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Uhura/Sue
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Cliffhanger!!!
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Episode 21 of the story continues further down this page.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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Saturday, August 7, 2010 5:00 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

" pocket death star "

ROFLOL!!

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Saturday, August 7, 2010 7:39 AM

CYBERSNARK

*giggles uncontrollably*

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Saturday, August 7, 2010 12:02 PM

CHRISISALL

I peed my kilt!

The laughing Chrisisall

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Tuesday, August 10, 2010 7:42 PM

CORTEXOVERRIDE

NICE

(((tO sPARK a mOVEMENT)))

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Wednesday, August 11, 2010 12:00 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Hoo lordy, tempted to charge you with attempted murder there - damn near laughed myself to DEATH!

-F

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010 7:01 AM

TWO

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

*** AND NOW THE CONCLUSION OF ENSIGN SUE MUST DIE! ***

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It's like in Princess Bride: "I spent the last few years building up an immunity to poison."

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Glornaxian Rock Monster is from the Star Trek parody Galaxy Quest (1999)

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The Goddess wears Earth as an earring and has the sign of infinite creativity ( ∞ ) stenciled on Her cheek. There shall forever be multiple fan-fiction Universes for Ensign Mary Sue to explore.

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Ensign Sue says, "Wow... I only have Le'Cutest of Beagle and my Rainbow-maned Spunicorn! It's like a Unicorn, but it's in Space! It flies at warp speed and farts stardust." - http://comicalclare.deviantart.com/art/Ensign-Sue-Must-Die-18-17290799
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www.interrobangstudios.com/store.php To Buy Ensign Sue Must Die! by Clare Moseley & Kevin Bolk
www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=988

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010 7:40 AM

CYBERSNARK

I'm proud of myself for recognizing all of the alternate-Sues.

Also, Venus de Milo reference FTW.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Monday, September 21, 2015 4:21 PM

SECOND

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

Since it has been five years it's time to rerun Ensign Sue Must Die!

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Sunday, September 27, 2015 5:38 PM

THGRRI

Quote:
Originally posted by second:
Since it has been five years it's time to rerun Ensign Sue Must Die!

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

Love the thread TWO. Two thumbs up

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Tuesday, September 29, 2015 10:58 AM

ANONYMOUSE

I'm glad someone rediscovered this classic. I love Spock's phaser settings: Stun, Kill, Overkill, Pocket Death Star... LOL all the way!

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Tuesday, September 29, 2015 8:07 PM

SECOND

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

Quote:
Originally posted by ANONYMOUSE:
I'm glad someone rediscovered this classic. I love Spock's phaser settings: Stun, Kill, Overkill, Pocket Death Star... LOL all the way!

There is a big damn Trilogy!

The story continues with Ensign Two: The Wrath of Sue at
www.interrobangstudios.com/comics-display.php?strip_id=1475
and ends, for those who start at the last page and read backwards, at
www.interrobangstudios.com/comics-display.php?strip_id=1574

Ensign Cubed: Crisis of Infinite Sues begins at
www.interrobangstudios.com/comics-display.php?strip_id=1592
and ends at
www.interrobangstudios.com/comics-display.php?strip_id=1675

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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