BEST BUFFY QUOTE? by hellsangel

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BEST BUFFY QUOTE?

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 8:03 AM

What do you think is the best Buffy moment, or quote?

I have to love the bit in season 4 when the scoobies walk in on Giles playing his guitar in the Espresso Pump... CLASSIC!!!!

"In my plan, we are beltless!"

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 8:24 AM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Ok I'm having to remember the lines here as I can't recall them exactly but:

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Anya
I know you like me Xander I've seen you looking at my breasts...

Xander
No offence Anya but when a guy talks to you - he's pretty much looking at your breasts.
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Or words to that effect. I think it was the penulitimate episode to season three, not sure I'll check up later.

Also in Tabula Rosa when Spike finds out he's English just like Giles and just to check he say's a bunch of 'Enlgishisms' ending in Bollocks! Cracks me up.

The
Somnambulist

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 8:39 AM

EMBERS

Quote:
Originally posted by hellsangel:
What do you think is the best Buffy moment, or quote?

it is hard to narrow them down...I love them all.
I love ones involving Willow particularly:
when everyone thought Willow was dead and she comes to the library...

when Spike (S3) is holding Willow hostage and talks about how long it has been since he has had a woman...Willow stands up for herself and states
"There will be no having of me..." LOL

When Riley (S4) wants to start dating Buffy and asks Willow for help, she warns him that if he breaks Buffy's heart she will beat him to death with a shovel...he looks surprised and she adds:
"a vague disclaimer is nobody's friend"

but really, every singe episode is filled with so many funny lines...how can you narrow it down?

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 8:52 AM

DOCTORPAYNE13

PRINCIPAL SNYDER:

"There are things I will not tolerate. Students lurking around campus after school. Horrible murders with hearts being removed. Also, smoking."

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 9:13 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Buffy: "Tell me why you're here in five words or less."
Spike: (Ticking off with his fingers) "Out. For. A. Walk...Bitch."

I'm not a Spike fan, but the expression on his face for the word Bitch is priceless.

Giles: "When I want your opinion, Spike...well, I'll never want your opinion."

(Of course, this one...)

Xander: "Nothing can defeat the PENIS!"

Faith: "So, you're a werewolf, huh? What's the story on that?"
Buffy: "It's a long..."
Oz: "Got bit."

I have to think about this some more...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 9:29 AM

NORUDDINWAY

hands down,from Some Assembly Required:

Buffy or Willow: "So are we hoping to find a body or no body?"

Xander: "Personally, I'm hoping to find a fortune in gold dubloons."

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 10:31 AM

GROUNDED

Yeah that's a classic. Another Xander one, quite possibly from the same ep but I can't remember: "For the love of God would somebody scratch my nose?"

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 11:04 AM

ESPRADLEY

My favorite that still makes me laugh is from Xander in the S5 Premiere with Count Dracula.

"All right, where is he? Where's the creep who turned me into a spider-eating man-bitch?"

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 11:29 AM

THRAWN

Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
Buffy: "Tell me why you're here in five words or less."
Spike: (Ticking off with his fingers) "Out. For. A. Walk...Bitch."

There it is. That's the one.

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 12:20 PM

HELLSANGEL

Which episode was that again?
Was it early season 5..?
Help!
Also correction for the xander - anya - breasts talk...
Anya - I saw you looking at my breasts
Xander - Anya, no offence, but when a guy looks at your breasts it just means his eyes are open.
I love that bit too lol

"In my plan, we are beltless!"

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 12:33 PM

HELLSANGEL

just found it on the web,
No Place Like Home
.......found another funny moment

BUFFY: Fine. Keep going, I cut you a break.
SPIKE: Oh, yeah. Okay, let me guess... you won't kill me? Wooo... the whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. How stunningly original. You know, I'm just passing through. Satisfied? You know, I really hope so because God knows you need some satisfactionin life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and ... and you have stupid hair.

"In my plan, we are beltless!"

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 12:36 PM

HELLSANGEL

Just found a really good Spike fan site for all us Spike fans!

http://www.bloodyawfulpoet.com/

Some amusing sketches and spike - related quotes!

"In my plan, we are beltless!"

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 12:51 PM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Quote:
Originally posted by hellsangel:

Also correction for the xander - anya - breasts talk...
Anya - I saw you looking at my breasts
Xander - Anya, no offence, but when a guy looks at your breasts it just means his eyes are open.
I love that bit too lol

That was it. Xander of old... hilarious.

Cheers.
The
Somnambulist

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 12:56 PM

BATMARLOWE

It may not the funniest line ever (besides how can you narrow it downs) but SMG's delivery of "Get Out!" When she realizes that Dracula is THE Dracula is perfect.

And just as a side note: I don't think she's every looked more beautiful than she does in that shot.

Also another great delivery: Oz saying "huh" in that Oz way when he wakes up naked in the zoo.

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 1:27 PM

DAG

ANNE
Buffy Hey Ken,want to see my impression of Ghandi? "THWACK" Hits him with spiked bat.

Lily Ghandi?

Buffy Well you know, if he was really pissed off.

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 1:51 PM

SIMONWHO

I love the way Alyson delivers the line "I'm not a vampire" from Dopplegangland. She's not aggressive, she's slightly affronted, it's just too perfect.

"That is, if you're not too busy having sex with my mother." A line that just comes out of nowhere and sends Giles perfectly into the tree.

The whole "Xander I beg you not to help me" scene. Hey, that's from Dopplegangland too. Lots of good lines there.

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 4:06 PM

WICCANWOLF

I've got alot of favorite quotes but the top ones are...(in no specific order)

Willow -When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?
Xander - Willow, how can you...? I mean, that's really *bent*. She was... grotesque.
Willow - Still dug her, huh?
Xander - I'm sick. I need help.
Willow - Don't I know it.

Xander - It's a baby. You got to keep it safe and teach it Christian values
Willow - My egg is Jewish
Xander - Then teach it that dreidel song

Willow - You want to protect her?
Xander - Mm-hmm.
Willow - And prove that you're just as good as those rich snotty guys?
Xander - Mm-hmm.
Willow - Maybe catch an orgy?
Xander - If it's on early

What can I say, I love xander/Willow conversation quotes. They are funny, of course these three quotes were just a few of my favs. Trust me...theres more.

Buffy loves Angel. He loves her. And I love Ho Ho's - Joss Whedon
"I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party!" -- Xander

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 4:28 PM

BIKISDAD

From "Surprise". Willow in that funny purple hat when she shyly asks Oz to Buffy's surprise party. As she walks away, she says "I said 'date'". I don't think anybody ever was cuter than Alyson in that shot.

Apathy on the Rise. No One Cares.

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 8:31 PM

KISSTHELIBRARIAN

Well one of the funniest quotes has to be from Something Blue from season 4. The beginning scene when Spike is chained up in the bathtub and Buffy is feeding him blood (by the by, from the novelty mug which I stole my user name from). They're talking about Spike's chip and Buffy and Spike are sparring like siblings. Giles calls him impotent, which Buffy grins at and calls him flacid. Spike warns her to watch it, and she says condescendingly, "Giles, help! He's gonna SCOLD me."

Pretty much anything in that scene and in that episode is hilarious (Spike watching Passions, Giles and the "lick me" line...). If you haven't seen it I highly recommend doing so.

More for all of us B/S shippers. I'd have to say the most rewarding and fulfilling Buffy Spike scene comes in Chosen. I'm talking about the basement scene where Buffy gives him the amulet. I think I watched that scene 20 times when I had the DVD. First of all, it's funny - drawing of Angel on the punching bag/"He wears lifts you know", "So where's talk, dark and forehead?", "the pretty necklace your sweetie bear gave you." And of course the moment when Buffy gives Spike the amulet. "Angel said the amulet was meant to be worn by a champion." Spike looks down, more than a little dissapointed. Without a word, Buffy puts the amulet in his hand. The music is perfect, I love the close up shot with nothing but black in the background. And the perfect follow up line: "Been called a lot of things in my time." Oh, how wonderful. And then when Buffy says Faith has her room, Spike kicks her out saying he's got his pride and that she's "got Angel breath", and then of course he tells her he was bluffing. She says oh thank god and they chuckle. "Truth is I don't know what I would have done if you'd have gone up those stairs." And then she gently touches his face. I LOVE IT. This scene has everything. Definitely my favorite Buffy Spike scene.

On that note I think I'm gonna start a new thread about our favorite Buffy Spike moments because I'm sure others will disagree with me.

"Vampires of the world, BEware." - Buffybot

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 8:32 PM

FALLENANGEL

My favorite Spike one (well, I have many)is from School Hard.

SPIKE: "I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed on a flower person and I spent the next six hours wacthing my hand move."
he raises his hand in front of him back and forth. Made me laugh so much.

My favorite Xnader quotes is from Innocence.
CORDELIA: "Well, does guns make you wanna have sex?"

XANDER: "I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex"

Don't ask me why but that always stuck with me.

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"A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step."- Lao Tzo

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 8:53 PM

KISSTHELIBRARIAN

Oh oh, I just thought on one of THE funniest moments in Buffy. In season five's Intervention, when Buffy and Giles are in the desert and he's explaining the guiding spell to her. He has to jump in and out of the circle then shake his magic gourd (and no, that's not a euphemism). Buffy jokes that, "I know this ritual! The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the hokey-pokey and turn themselves around." Giles sighs and begins as Buffy watches. He takes one big leap into the circle, then leaps back out, then shakes the gourd slowly (while looking away embarrassed). They look at each other, and Buffy says "And that's what it's all about." It's so hilarious. Just the way she says it is brilliant. Not laughing or anything, just with this pathetic tone. Oh it's genius.

Another B/G moment. Gotta love the opening of the Magic Box in No Place Like Home, when Giles is dressed up in the wizard's costume. He looks like Mickey Mouse in Fantasia. Buffy just stares at him, and it's this long uncomfortable stare between the two of them, before Giles finally looks away and takes off the hat without even a word being said. Hilarious.

"Vampires of the world, BEware." - Buffybot

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 9:01 PM

AERELORN

Gotta love the appearance of the Buffybot in Intervention:

Xander: Hey, I know this one...they're BOTH Buffy!

Buffy(incredibly pissed): No, she's a robot.

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Saturday, April 23, 2005 10:16 PM

STARBERRYGIRL

One of my favorites is also from "Innocence" in season 2 when Willow is in the van with Oz (forgive the quote butchery):

Willow: We didn't have cable, so we had to make our own fun.

I find myself quoting her often as I justify my own quirks!

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Sunday, April 24, 2005 12:39 PM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

I've only seen Buffy through season 4, and one of the funniest Xander quotes comes from the final ep of that year, "Restless."

Dream Xander talking to Oz about Willow and Tara:

"Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell...and then I do a spell by myself."

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Sunday, April 24, 2005 1:39 PM

KISSTHELIBRARIAN

Another good one from Restless is when Xander is talking to Snyder in the Apocolypse Now scene. After Snyder has said some pretty heavy stuff, Xander replies with, "I'm getting a cramp."

I also love the fake vampire at the carnival that Buffy is throwing stakes at. "I am a vampire. I am a vampire. Ah, you staked me."

I love that episode. Lots of the funny and lots of the serious symbolism.

"Vampires of the world, BEware." - Buffybot

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Sunday, April 24, 2005 2:44 PM

STARLIGHTWONDER

I think the best quote is:
Spike: "We like to talk big, vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' That's just tough guy talk. Struttin' around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got dog racing, Manchester United, and you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals on legs."

But then you have such priceless lines such as:
Spike: "Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch."

And who could forget:
Drusilla: "What a wonderful house you have my sweet William. It smells of Daffodils, and Vicera..."

And of course:
Anya: "He snores."
Xander: "She wheezes."
Anya: "Say housework and he freezes."
Xander: "She eats these sleazy cheeses that I can't describe."
Anya: "I talk, he breezes."
Xander: "She doesn't know what pleases."
Anya: "His penis got diseases from a Chumash Tribe!"

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Sunday, April 24, 2005 4:58 PM

ANFA

Oh my Gosh - just saw Intervention again this week.

When Anya and Xander catch Spike and the Buffybot in the graveyard.

Heavy breathing.
Buffybot (riding Spike): Oh Spike, you are the big bad!

Hi-larious. Is there any episode that doesn't have excellent dialogue? Joss is the master, and the writers are genius!

" We're just too pretty for God to let us die."

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Sunday, April 24, 2005 6:41 PM

JADEHAND

-Reptile Boy
Xander-" One day I'll have money, prestige, and power. And on that day, they'll still have more."

-Lie to me
Buffy: "Does it ever get easy?" *slays Vampire*
Giles: "You mean life?"
Buffy: "Yeah, does it get easy?"
Giles: "What do you want me to say?"
Buffy: "Lie to me."
Giles: "Yes, it's terrilbly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats. And we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and everybody lives happily ever after."
Buffy: "Liar."

Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live

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Monday, April 25, 2005 10:36 AM

CAPTAINCDC

"I'm drowning in footwear."

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The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason!

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Monday, April 25, 2005 11:29 AM

DOCTORPAYNE13

Oh, I don't think anyone mentioned the Buffybot quotes!

"Willow, youre recently gay!"

and

"Hello Anya, how is your money?"

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Monday, April 25, 2005 10:18 PM

KISSTHELIBRARIAN

One of the funniest moments is in Seeing Red, an episode that is very NOT funny, when Andrew reveals his jet pack, warns Buffy "the game's not over", then takes off and flies right up into the ceiling of the overhang. I die laughing everytime to the point of tears. It's even funnier the second, third, tenth time.

"Vampires of the world, BEware." - Buffybot

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 2:43 AM

CALHOUN

There are classic, funny lines in just about every episode so its hard to remember them all but something that stands out as funny to me is in I think season 7 with Nathan Fillion as Caleb..

Old Fortune teller woman: The end is near!

Caleb: Snaps old womans neck..Oh i'm sorry, I didnt hear on account of her neck snapping. Did she say the end is near? or the end is here?

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 3:40 AM

CALLMEATH

Quote:
Originally posted by ecgordon:

"Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell...and then I do a spell by myself."

I nearly passed out from laughing when I saw this one. Literally, I saw black dots. Laughed pretty hard seeing it here, too. One of the best.

It's not the best line, and its not originally from Buffy, but I love Andrew's "THAT'LL DO PIG!!". I use it all the time.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 3:54 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Ahhh...

Who can forget the Shiver Me Timbers game that Anya and Xander were going to play later on Halloween...or, Anya's description of a "Charlie's Angel". Actually, if I hadn't forgotten them, I would quote them line for line...Like this one:

Xander: Right, you can't just go 'librum incendere' and expect...
[the page he is reading from bursts into flame. Xander looks at it in shock, then slams it shut to put out the flames]
Giles: Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books.

OR

Larry: This is our year, I'm telling you. Best football season ever. I'm so in shape, I'm a rock. It's all about egg whites. If we can focus, keep discipline, and not have quite so many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna *rule!*

OR:

Buffy: We're talking about two very powerful witches and a thousand-year-old ex-demon.
Anya: Willow's a demon?

OR:

Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life?
Buffy: No. Because you're very, very old and it's gross.

OR:

Giles: We'll get our memory back, and it will all be right as rain.
Spike: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... bloody hell.
[Counting on his fingers]
Spike: Sodding, blimey, shaggin, knickers, bollocks. Oh, God. I'm English.
Giles: Welcome to the nancy boy tribe.

Okay, I guess you can see that I've been going to IMDB to find my quotes...nothing wrong with that...But, the main category is BEST quote, and its going to take me a little time to find it...For me, it will probably be Xander or Giles, but that's me...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 4:03 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

From "Bad Girls":

FAITH: (Looking at Wes) "New Watcher?"
BUFFY & GILES: (Disappointed). "New Watcher."
FAITH: "Screw that."

and...

"The Witch"

XANDER: "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away."

- Cos.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 5:01 AM

DIETCOKE

One of the funniest scene I remember is when Giles comes back to help Buffy defeat bad Willow. Buffy is telling Giles everything that has happen since he left, and finishes by saying: "And I'm sleeping with Spike." The look of utter shock and confusion on Giles face and the deadly silence...They he bursts into laughter and attempts to apologies that it really isn't funny, and then he can't stop laughing....and the scene goes on and on until Buffy starts laughing too and adding even more horrors to the story.

It the first time that I have ever laughed WITH characters who are laughing! Makes me smile.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005 5:01 PM

KISSTHELIBRARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by CALLMEATH:

It's not the best line, and its not originally from Buffy, but I love Andrew's "THAT'LL DO PIG!!". I use it all the time.

Oh my god I forgot about that. Warren instructs him to kill the pig in order to use it's blood to open the seal. After psyching himself up, Andrew leaps towards the pig screaming, "That'll do Pig!"

Thank God for Andrew, you know? He really brought us so many laughs in season 7. Just hilarious...I guess he was the official comic relief of season 7. Anya, Anya/Xander was season 5. I guess Spike provided a lot of that in season 4. Xander and Willow shared the earlier years. Maybe that's one reason why season 6 seemed so dark, who was the comic relief? We actually didn't see a whole lot of Anya and Xander comedy in this season.

"Vampires of the world, BEware." - Buffybot

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Friday, April 29, 2005 5:14 PM

CALLMEATH

Ah, Andrew. Easily my favorite minor character on Buffy. Clem is a distant second, but he's still great.

Hmm...maybe I should start a thread about favorite minor characters. Nah, too lazy.

"I like to think of myself as more of a 'guest-age'."

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 8:47 AM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Well season 7 STORYTELLER is definately one of my favorite episodes of Buffy history and has tons of great lines:

Andrew:
"He's gonna buy me a burrow!"

"Get out of my brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And when the hellmouth is mentioned at some other point...it quickly cuts to Andrew down in the basement who silently furrows his brow and points at his drawing of the hellmouth.

and just a few that made me laugh from imdb:

Xander: Right, you can't just go 'librum incendere' and expect...
[the page he is reading from bursts into flame. Xander looks at it in shock, then slams it shut to put out the flames]
Giles: Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books

Spike: You exterminated his race. What could you possibly say that would make him feel better? It's kill or be killed here. Take your bloody pick.
Xander: Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but... Some of that made sense.

Spike: Look at you. All afraid I'm hot for your honey.
Riley: Because you are.
Spike: Well... yeah. But that's not your problem. Even if I wasn't in the picture, you're never gonna be able to hold onto her.

Willow: Happy hunting.
Buffy: Wish me monsters.

Willow: Did you find out anything about the scythe?
Buffy: It slices, dices, and makes julienne preacher.
Giles: Caleb?
Willow: All right!
Anya: He had that coming.
Xander: Hey, party in my eye socket, and everyone's invited. Sometimes I shouldn't say words.

Xander: [Upon finding Spike trying to stake himself] We've shared a lot here. You should have trusted me enough to do it for you.
Willow: Xander.
Xander: What? He wants to die, I wanna help...
Willow: It's ooky. We know him. We can't just let him poof himself.
Spike: Oh, but you can. You know I'd drain you drier than the Sahara if I had half a chance.

Spike: Something's happening to me. I can't stop thinking about you. And if that means turning my back on the whole evil...
Buffy: You don't know what you mean. You don't know what feelings are.
Spike: I damn well do. I lie awake every night...
Buffy: You sleep during the day.

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MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Monday, May 30, 2005 2:28 PM

SPACECOWGIRL

OK...The episode Hush was not too funny. But when they can't talk and Giles has his projector thing set up & it says they (the gentlemen) need 7, and Willow, trying to indicate "hearts", points at her chest and Xander mouths "Boobies??"
Also in the same scene, Buffy trying to mime staking, and the rest look at her incredulously, thinking she's making a very obscene gesture.
Very funny misunderstandings.

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Monday, May 30, 2005 2:28 PM

SPACECOWGIRL

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Monday, May 30, 2005 2:28 PM

SPACECOWGIRL

I also thought Cordy was really funny in the episode where Buffy could read minds. Everything Cordelia thought came right out of her mouth. That was so typical of her. It was a brilliant move.

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Monday, May 30, 2005 2:28 PM

SPACECOWGIRL

I also thought Cordy was really funny in the episode where Buffy could read minds. Everything Cordelia thought came right out of her mouth. That was so typical of her. It was a brilliant move.

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 11:31 PM

BECSTHEBEAST

most perfect moment - for dialogue, delivery and the way it was shot and edited

Buffy: Hi. How've you been?
Amy: Rat. You?
Buffy: Dead
Amy: Oh

and from who are you which i watched yesterday a line i'd forgotten
Giles: Damn it, man, we have to get inside! Our, um, uh... our families are in there! Our, um, mothers, and tiny, tiny babies!

Giles trying to lie - the emphasis is on the 'tiny'

'forgive my rudeness. i cannot abide useless people'

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Sunday, June 5, 2005 2:49 AM

HEB

"Giles: Damn it, man, we have to get inside! Our, um, uh... our families are in there! Our, um, mothers, and tiny, tiny babies! "

That cheered me up. Thank you!

Now I think of it Giles did have some of the best deliveries of lines in the whole of Buffy:

'We ate cookie dough and talked about boys'

His delivery of that was just awesome.

And paraphrasing here:

'of course I also encourage you to question authority.' Appears round door: 'except in this case where I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong'

Giles are you drunk:

'quite a bit actually'

...................
Well, my sister's a ship... we had a
complicated childhood
.................
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

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Monday, June 6, 2005 6:12 AM

LIZANNE

There are two scenes which never fail to make me laugh.

1)Just after Wesley arrives and demands Buffy find an amulet. The line is "When Giles sends me on a mission he always says 'Please'. And afterwards I get a cookie." The line would be nothing without the way Buffy says "cookie".

2)When Willow is supposed to be a Vampire and they're all bemoaning her fate when she walks in the Library. Xander grabs a cross.. runs up to her and shoves the cross in her face. When it doesn't have the reaction he expects, Xander looks at it quizzically... shakes it like it's broken, then shoves it back in her face again. I die laughing every time.

Heh

Liz

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Monday, June 6, 2005 12:12 PM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Buffy: Fire bad, tree pretty.

Keep shiny!

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Monday, June 6, 2005 1:16 PM

HELL'S KITTEN

Can't say this is "the best," but it's the one quote that I can't seem to forget:

Bored now.
- Willow

无党派人士

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Monday, June 6, 2005 2:49 PM

AIRYLLI

the gift (5.22):

"the slayer's a robot! did anybody else know the slayer was a robot?"

and

"yes, we will defend it with his very life."

"who's whatting how with huh?"

hee. oh, there are just too many.

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Monday, June 6, 2005 3:33 PM

MALICIOUS

Some of my favorites:

Season 4, Spike (Hostile 17), hiding behind Xander, meeting Riley at the burned up high school when Riley thinks Spike looks familiar, "Oh, no, I'm just a friend of Xander's here." In that HORRIBLE fake American accent.

Xander (to Angel and Cordelia), in season 2 the Halloween when everyone turned into their costumes, "You! Take the princess and check the back of the house. Catwoman, you're with me." And Giles to Willow, who was dressed as a ghost, but had a Cordy-like outfit on underneath, "Umm, the ghost of what, exactly?"

In season 3 Doppelganland, just after Wes saves Cordeila from Vampire Willow and Cordy taps him on the shoulder. Wes's reaction just cracks me up.

In season 4 when Ethan turns Giles into a demon and Giles gets out of the car Spike is driving just to chase Maggie. Too freakin' funny. Also when he goes to Xander's basement and Giles thinks he speaking just fine but all Xander could hear was gibberish.

In season 4 when Willow's wishes come true and Buffy and Spike plan their wedding. Too many funny lines in that ep to even count. The scoobies are fighting and Spike says, "This is the crack team that foils my every plan?"

WAY tooooo many funnies in this series and Angel. Joss deserves a special place in funny heaven.

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

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Monday, June 6, 2005 3:34 PM

TRAVIS

Best last words

Tara: "Your shirt"

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Monday, June 6, 2005 7:16 PM

BATMARLOWE

"Bored now." May not be the best but it's the most chilling. Two simple words that end up one of the most significant lines of the entire series.

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