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Wednesday, December 14, 2005 8:42 AM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

I got this by email- hope you enjoy!
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The MENSA Invitational once again asked members to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supplying a new definition. Here are this year's {2005} winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole

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Please don't think they give a shit.

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005 4:38 PM

CHRISISALL

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Originally posted by SignyM:

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole

LOL!!! So gorram funny!!LMAO!!
(Above three so applicable to RWE, too!!!)
Hahahahahahahahah...uh...
Bwahahahahaha

Chrisisall, again wiping tears from his eyes

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