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Sunday, March 25, 2007 6:09 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


my devoted respect for Joss and his art. I have long wished to hold the box set Firelfy DVD I recieved as a gift while recuperating from a rare illness. My ailment began last spring when I discovered a wretched stencth driftng up to me from my fingers. Upon arriving at the hospital i was told feces had somehow been found on my fingertips. I soon found myself strapped to a bed with no ability to reach my nose with my feces laden fingers. At this point I received a gift from my dear friends- a Firefly DVD box set. Needless to say I would not disgrace Joss by touching his art with my stinky fingers. And so it sat on my shelf, as I waited for a cure. For more on my medical condition aforetomentioned in this past post:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=21727

well, as it turns out, i went to a new doctor. he in fact disregarded conventional wisdom by ignoring the fecal matter on my fingers and instead focused on the source- the feces itself. He determined that a lack of fiber was creating adhesive like feces which would then stick to fingertips like glue. This lead to fecal transferrance to my nose and upper lip. It is still a mystery as to how feces was found on my fingers, but at least Firefly remains honored


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Sunday, March 25, 2007 6:12 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


oh, great, someone left the laptop on at the nuthouse again

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Monday, March 26, 2007 1:00 AM

DONCOAT


Am I talking to Miranda now...?

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I'm pointin' right at it!

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Monday, March 26, 2007 4:21 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by DonCoat:
Am I talking to Miranda now...?

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I'm pointin' right at it!



(takes a hit from his stem)
not yet....

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Monday, March 26, 2007 4:38 PM

LAWMAN


and i thought reavers were scary.

i'll be in my bunk.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 8:10 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by Lawman:
and i thought reavers were scary.

i'll be in my bunk.



Reavers are just futuristic drug addicts who have been deprived of their rock-fuel.
I myself become canabalistic when deprived of my precious, so i can relate.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 9:45 AM

ORANGEHAT


Heroins' a bitch :P

That sucks I hate doctors you have no idea how many times I've been told I have carpal tunnel (I'm 17..) and then this one time this chick was like..you don't have carpal tunnel but I can make you a splint..I was like WTF why would I want a splint for something you just told me I don't have. Why don't we work on finding what the I do have!!!! (it is carpal tunnel so to speak its enduced because of my lovely localized scleroderma) YAY for diseases and the Canadian heath care system

That nerdy hat

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 10:25 AM

ZEEK


So, um...I prescribe soap.

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 4:28 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by OrangeHat:
Heroins' a bitch :P

That sucks I hate doctors you have no idea how many times I've been told I have carpal tunnel (I'm 17..) and then this one time this chick was like..you don't have carpal tunnel but I can make you a splint..I was like WTF why would I want a splint for something you just told me I don't have. Why don't we work on finding what the I do have!!!! (it is carpal tunnel so to speak its enduced because of my lovely localized scleroderma) YAY for diseases and the Canadian heath care system

That nerdy hat



Wow, if I was Canadian I'd get really high; the Brooklyn heatlh care system is second to none. It was here that feces was first discovered on my fingers forcing me to form a formidable forray of fecal freebasing

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 4:36 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by Zeek:
So, um...I prescribe soap.



Capital idea! I've tried that, see thread:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=21727

Every time i wash my hands the stench returns shortly after. I even had prescription gloves which quickly turned brown and stinky. the aroma of feces is charming at first but after a while its quite gross

I was so upset I went clubbing:

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/bryanbaskin/clubbing.html


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Thursday, March 29, 2007 4:48 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Quote:

Originally posted by Zeek:
So, um...I prescribe soap.



Capital idea! I've tried that, see thread:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=21727

Every time i wash my hands the stench returns shortly after. I even had prescription gloves which quickly turned brown and stinky. the aroma of feces is charming at first but after a while its quite gross

I was so upset I went clubbing:

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/bryanbaskin/clubbing.html





Cute, very cute. the last time you and your stinky appendages got near a laptop you had quite an adventure:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=21727

As I recall, these adventures included getting shot, un shot, anti British humor, shemales, hegemonic debate, a treastise on modern philosophy in current society, Jerry Springer, several languages including Spanish and Latin, referneces to Lord of the Rings, flagrant drug use, mother rank outs, and an obvious complete mental deteriation.
I think we've had enough of your childish banter- why don't you just go over to the Buffy site and kill yourself?

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 4:53 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


Ah, I see, somehow you've filled up your crack stem and now you've got something to say. I thought that was you I saw on Atlantic Ave selling your TV set. What a junky lowlife

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 4:58 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


And what exactly do you have against Buffy? That little yahuddi girl has been persecuted enough. Maybe I will go to the buffy site, is there a drug test?

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 5:04 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
And what exactly do you have against Buffy? That little yahuddi girl has been persecuted enough. Maybe I will go to the buffy site, is there a drug test?



Ok, jerkoff, I'm going to Buffy's site, don't try following me either, freakin nutcase

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=27851

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 8:11 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Quote:

Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
And what exactly do you have against Buffy? That little yahuddi girl has been persecuted enough. Maybe I will go to the buffy site, is there a drug test?



Ok, jerkoff, I'm going to Buffy's site, don't try following me either, freakin nutcase

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=27851]





My critique on the original thread regarding- well, it's hard to sum up in a few simple words, there's so much depth, layers upon layers of disturbing genius. Social commentary. Discourses on the plight of man. It's all there. A bit lengthy in the middle it should not discourage the reader from diving in and immersing into total amusement.

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=21727

A simple gesture of respect for Joss and his art (well Firefly/Serenity really. Buffy, not so much) has been twisted into a lengthy diatribe either beloved or despised by all!
I'll try my best to sum up my respect and hatred of Brooklynbrowncoat and his junky ways

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Saturday, March 31, 2007 8:26 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


My critique on the original thread regarding- well, it's hard to sum up in a few simple words, there's so much depth, layers upon layers of disturbing genius. Social commentary. Discourses on the plight of man. It's all there. A bit lengthy in the middle it should not discourage the reader from diving in and immersing into total amusement.

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=21727

A simple gesture of respect for Joss and his art (well Firefly/Serenity really. Buffy, not so much) has been twisted into a lengthy diatribe either beloved or despised by all!
I'll try my best to sum up my respect and hatred of Brooklynbrowncoat and his junky ways


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Saturday, March 31, 2007 8:32 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
My critique on the original thread regarding- well, it's hard to sum up in a few simple words, there's so much depth, layers upon layers of disturbing genius. Social commentary. Discourses on the plight of man. It's all there. A bit lengthy in the middle it should not discourage the reader from diving in and immersing into total amusement.

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=21727

A simple gesture of respect for Joss and his art (well Firefly/Serenity really. Buffy, not so much) has been twisted into a lengthy diatribe either beloved or despised by all!
I'll try my best to sum up my respect and hatred of Brooklynbrowncoat and his junky ways




Ok, here goes-

hobbitts and crack and feces, oh my!

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Sunday, April 1, 2007 9:10 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


crack?

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Monday, April 2, 2007 5:28 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


So you find feces folly funny? I think it's disgusting, you need to get your head checked out,
freaking animal

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Monday, April 2, 2007 2:34 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


UPDATE....
After a long weekend of snorting and cooking I find myself in the emergency room again- it seems I snorted some feces contaminated powder and I now have a golf sized feces ball in my sinuses which must be removed immediately. The doctors think it's a bad combination of heavy drug use and extremely poor hygenie. This sort of thing is usually only seen in 3rd world countries with poor sewage managemnet. who knew?

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 9:23 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


Well, let's see- any 5 year old know not to mix fecal matter with inhalation, you freaking crack head

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Sunday, April 8, 2007 7:02 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


I was just helping a couple of 5 year olds finger paint some Easter eggs; for some reason mine are predominatly brownish and stinky. Wait a minute-someone placed fecal matter on my eggs! I'm calling the cops

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007 9:30 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


so the cops showed up followed by the CDC (Center for Disease Control for those outside the US). They have quarantined my fingers and now noone can come between 50 yards from me for 6 months! This lunacy must stop! If only the odor were not so intoxicating, so seducing, I cannot resist (takes a whiff)... omg, i'm in heaven!

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007 4:24 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


ok, now we are in troll country, happy now? let's take a look around....


hey, there's some really funny stuff down here under the bridge. I must say I'm a bit disturbed at how nasty some of these posts are. Some yo-yo named shadowfly? had some funny ones; river### something had some funny ones too. nasty at times but overall funny. At least we do not directly insult people and mock their pics.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007 4:29 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


Oh, yeah, you deserve a medal or something. I've seen how you insulted poor Buffy and Xena you freaking junky lowlife. And what about laughing at the poor animal shelter fire? You are a troll, face it, from your feces infested fingers to your fecally formed face you are a troll

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Friday, April 13, 2007 1:46 PM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


freakin' troll

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Sunday, June 17, 2007 5:06 AM

BROOKLYNBROWNCOAT


wearing a button down dress shirt and black vest....

I'm bringing feces back.....

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