If you like Mudder's milk and getting caught in the rain.... by chapterandverse

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If you like Mudder's milk and getting caught in the rain....

POSTED BY: CHAPTERANDVERSE
UPDATED: Thursday, March 12, 2009 14:10
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 2:32 AM

Just starting musing on what would happen if members of the crew started penning personal ads to find that special someone for long shuttle rides:

Male smoker, drinker, fighter, would like to meet woman, preferably called Vera. Have own bunk and rainstick. Got a girl's name but man parts.
Send me a wave at: gunlover911

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 6:31 AM

2BY2GINGERBLUE

Thank you for making me smile today. I'm going to think of some today and post later.

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 8:26 AM

RIPWASH

Jayne:

Male, late 20's. I enjoy a good fight and strong drink.
Turn ons: Weapons of any kind (especially big guns named Vera), and bullying
Turn offs: Talkin' and schoolin'
Don't expect me to get poetical unless I'm talkin' about my pecker.
I'll be in my bunk...

Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 1:45 PM

PAINTITBLACK

Wash:
This pilot will fly you to the moon, and other planets...
Male, laconic, sometimes terse. Can juggle goslings and adept at shadow puppets. Would like to meet strong, long-legged female who can kill me with her pinky.

send me a wave at hawaiianshirt044

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 2:28 PM

MSA

exotic, refined woman who enjoys the finer things in life, but doesn't mind a bank job or two on the side. Looking for commitment, or not commitment, or maybe some commitment with handsome roguish, intelligent man who's read a poem.

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 4:14 PM

NCBROWNCOAT

Handsome, rugged, transport captain with intimacy problems and who can't help but take on all the cares of his crew looking for a woman with similar commitment, no commitment problems who he can argue with all the time.

Thanks MsA

http://fireflyfaninnc.livejournal.com/

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Thursday, March 12, 2009 4:26 AM

PAINTITBLACK

Apply the cortical electrodes to my heart:

Shy doctor who is not very good at talking to girls WLTM pretty prairie harpy for fun and long walks on respectable planets.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009 9:30 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Originally posted by RIPWash:
Jayne:

Male, late 20's. I enjoy a good fight and strong drink....

Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

Considering Adam is 47, he'd sure to be real proud to see that!

'course, it's been 3+ yrs since SERENITY came out.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

A concern of the GOP is that the people aren't informed enough to understand their policies, while a fear of the Dems is that the people ARE.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009 9:31 AM

RIPWASH

I was takin' a guess and bein' of the flattering sort . . . thought it suited him pretty well :o)

Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

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Thursday, March 12, 2009 9:34 AM

JONGSSTRAW

Badger's :

Single male respectable businessman with fine hat and roots in the community looking for special non-pretentious lady with good teeth and criminal record to share my life with.

Niska's :

Wealthy senior gentleman looking for young woman with discrete reputation for kinky afternoon fun times. In my special room of toys and gadgets, we'll discover the real you together.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009 11:26 AM

CITIZEN

Do you think you'd look better in red? I can see you!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009 12:22 PM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

I love all of these, but Jongsstraw's are genius:

Quote:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
Badger's :

Single male respectable businessman with fine hat and roots in the community looking for special non-pretentious lady with good teeth and criminal record to share my life with.

Niska's :

Wealthy senior gentleman looking for young woman with discrete reputation for kinky afternoon fun times. In my special room of toys and gadgets, we'll discover the real you together.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009 2:10 PM

JONGSSTRAW

Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:
I love all of these, but Jongsstraw's are genius:

Quote:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
Badger's :

Single male respectable businessman with fine hat and roots in the community looking for special non-pretentious lady with good teeth and criminal record to share my life with.

Niska's :

Wealthy senior gentleman looking for young woman with discrete reputation for kinky afternoon fun times. In my special room of toys and gadgets, we'll discover the real you together.

Thank you Chapter&verse very much. Your comment is one of the shiniest I've ever received here. I saw your thread and just thought it was unusual and cool. I appreciate the recognition in a not overly smallish way. Come up with more unique stuff like this and I'll try to not disappoint you.

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