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Wednesday, August 19, 2009 6:09 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009 6:20 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Just saw that on the Austin news this evening.

In the cops' defense, though, the girls at Twin Peaks ARE quite photogenic. It's not a strip club, but another one of those "family strip joints" like Hooters, where you can take your wife and kids so your wife can be pissed at you while you ogle the waitresses and admire all of their various "talents".

Mike


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Wednesday, August 19, 2009 11:36 PM

FREMDFIRMA


I guess Cat Proximity Effect works on more than one kind of pussy.
http://xkcd.com/231/


-F

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Thursday, August 20, 2009 1:53 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)





Oh, INDEED.

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Thursday, August 20, 2009 2:46 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


So I guess this means that when I go to Hooters, the ladies will be thrilled to sit on my car and fondle my weapon?

Except for that whole shooting and killing thing that happened the day I went there last time...


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Thursday, August 20, 2009 4:24 AM

DREAMTROVE


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the girls at Twin Peaks ARE quite photogenic.


Mike,

I think the word you're looking for is mattressable. I love the way they say "one of the restaurant’s waitresses was said to have posed for a picture on the trunk of a Midland County patrol vehicle while holding an AR-15" and then have the picture right there. Yes, this picture was allegedly taken, see?

Frem,

lol, that also explains crazy cat lady syndrome.

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