Arizona v California: A Coyote's Story by piratenews

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Arizona v California: A Coyote's Story

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UPDATED: Monday, May 24, 2010 07:46
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Sunday, May 23, 2010 6:43 PM

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.

California:

#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie 'Bambi' and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.

#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.

#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.

#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.

#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.

Arizona:

#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.

Any wonder why California is broke????

BTW Governator Arnold is an illegal alien who overstayed his visa, "admires Hitler", stars in gay porn and wants to be president. Sound familiar?

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Sunday, May 23, 2010 11:05 PM

ANTHONYT

Freedom is Important because People are Important

Hello,

I don't think Jan goes jogging with a .45 Auto Pistol.

--Anthony

"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner

"You can lose a quark you don't girth." -Dreamtrove's words to live by, translated by Ipad

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Monday, May 24, 2010 1:50 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

As usual, PN has 100% of his facts wrong.

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Monday, May 24, 2010 7:46 AM

KWICKO

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BTW Governator Arnold is an illegal alien who overstayed his visa, "admires Hitler", stars in gay porn and wants to be president. Sound familiar?

Huh. I had no idea you wanted to be president. You probably won't get the Jewish vote.

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