Formula One Racing Returns to U.S.! Color Me More Than Stunned... by Kwicko

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Formula One Racing Returns to U.S.! Color Me More Than Stunned...

POSTED BY: KWICKO
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010 12:30 PM

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Okay, I'm flabbergasted, I admit. I honestly expect that this must be a hoax, or a hack of the F1 website.

http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2010/5/10824.html

Okay, I'm *IN* the motorsports community here. I race here. Well, not *here*, because there's nowhere to race here. There are places near San Antonio, and places outside San Marcos, but they're talking about a full-fledged, from-the-ground-up, purpose-built facility for Formula One, the pinnacle of auto racing in the world. We're talking cars that hit more than 220mph on the straights, then have to slow down to under 30mph for some of the hairpins at the end of those straights. We're talking companies like Toyota, rumored to put a billion dollars a year into their F1 team, and Ferrari, who spends upwards of $450 million to race two cars in 17 races. This is racing by the cubic dollar.

And I never heard even a peep that anyone was even TALKING about this. Seriously. And I would be convinced that it was a hoax, but every news agency seems to be talking about it, too.

Needless to say, if they have a race here in 2012, I am *SO* there. Yes, I'm an F1 geek. To have it in my hometown would be simply amazing, and something I never thought I'd get to see in person.

Wow. Just wow.

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Tuesday, May 25, 2010 12:43 PM

WHOZIT

I'm suprised it's Austin TX, a few years ago an article in USA Today had them maybe moving from INDY to Las Vegas. After the tire disaster in INDY I thought they were gone for good.

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Tuesday, May 25, 2010 8:16 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

F1 did such a great job for Indy and Tony George. No American drivers allowed, US teams banned forever, 6 cars per race...

Here's your sign:

USF1 GP by Brit Peter Windsor
http://www.usgpe.com

Why did USF1 put its Charlotte factory for sale in early January?
http://axisofoversteer.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-usf1-put-its-charl
otte-factory.html

"A source close to US F1 tells me that the factory staff in Charlotte are in the process of making the toaster immortalised by a series of satirical cartoons on YouTube in recent months. And yes, I am serious…"
http://adamcooperf1.com/2010/02/25/us-f1-were-making-the-toaster/
http://axisofoversteer.blogspot.com/2010/02/usf1-toasters-ill-take-two
-please.html

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 1:54 AM

KWICKO

Oh, boo-freaking-hoo, PN. This is the big leagues. If American drivers don't have the talent required (because they've only been taught how to turn left by generations of NASCAR) and American companies aren't willing to put in the money and effort required, do you honestly want to hamstring everyone else in the world and force them to lower the bar for the series, just so a few dumb 'Muricans can compete?

India has a team. Russia has a driver. That America has neither is a result not of rules being rigged specifically to keep us out, but rather of Americans traditionally showing more interest in watching pushrod-engined sedans with carburetors going around ovals and listening to hillbilly drivers who sound like Boomhauer from King of the Hill saying things like, "Well shit-dang, Billy Bob! I was gonna fake high then peek low, but 'fore ya knew it, I got tapped, she got loose, and then I fetched up into the fence, and next thing I knew, I'se on the roof. That's racin'."

Lots of companies have tried and failed to break into F1. They don't seem to realize that it is a long-term investment. Porsche tried and failed. Ford and Cosworth (DFV) used to be *THE* engine of choice for F1, but they failed to keep up with the development necessary, so they became insignificant. Because of an unwillingness to put in the time, money, and effort necessary to succeed and be competitive, most Americans simply dismiss F1 as being "too snooty". It's just beyond them that maybe they just haven't dedicated themselves to competing in such rarefied air. And it must really burn to know that there are superior British, Brazilian, Indian, Japanese, Finnish, Italian, and German drivers out there, capable of literally running rings around them.

Step up and compete, and get serious, or get out of the way.

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 2:21 AM

FREMDFIRMA

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Oh, boo-freaking-hoo, PN. This is the big leagues. If American drivers don't have the talent required (because they've only been taught how to turn left by generations of NASCAR) and American companies aren't willing to put in the money and effort required, do you honestly want to hamstring everyone else in the world and force them to lower the bar for the series, just so a few dumb 'Muricans can compete?

That's exactly what they'll try to do, first thing, Mikey - the same way they keep fuckin around with "safety regs" to screw the market for "foreign" cars, despite a lot of them being more american than the (north)american *assembled* shitheaps of chinese parts slapped together from metal *I* wouldn't boil potatoes in...

I mean, look at that bullshit with Toyota, up to and including the primary "news" story so sensationalised being as complete a hoax as one could imagine, and it was all day every day non stop with a side order of racism despite the fact that the semi-defective component was manufactured in Elkhart, Indiana by an american company with the traditional laundry list of (ignored, of course) quality control issues which'd have a "foreign" automaker run out of town on a rail.

But no, it's all them 'evil foreigners' fault, and so Toyota, rightfully tired of our bullshit and extortion, starts packin up their plants and takin em somewhere else, and the now displaced workers blame Toyota and shake their fists in unemployed rage ?

Please.

So, while I can HOPE they don't fuck this up with typical americanidiotitis, I kinda have my doubts about that actually happening.

All that said... hey now, don't rag on my relatives too hard, you'd sound that way after driving a couple hundred laps with a plug of chaw wedged in your gums too, and the GOOD drivers can handle a road course, although they'll have to practice cause runnin shine is a little less precise, don't ya know!

Of course, all of my closer relatives don't even bother with the pavement anyways, so F1 ain't for them, heh heh heh.

-Frem
"Before there was drift, there was DIRT!"

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 2:25 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Much like soccer, no one in America cares.

Bones: "Don't 'rawr' her!"
Booth: "What? she'rawred' me first."

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 6:04 AM

KWICKO

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Much like soccer, no one in America cares.

Too true. Most Americans have no interest whatsoever in driving skill.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 6:21 AM

BYTEMITE

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"Well shit-dang, Billy Bob! I was gonna fake high then peek low, but 'fore ya knew it, I got tapped, she got loose, and then I fetched up into the fence, and next thing I knew, I'se on the roof. That's racin'."

Suddenly I want to watch NASCAR.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 6:46 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:

Oh, boo-freaking-hoo, PN. This is the big leagues. If American drivers don't have the talent required (because they've only been taught how to turn left by generations of NASCAR) and American companies aren't willing to put in the money and effort required, do you honestly want to hamstring everyone else in the world and force them to lower the bar for the series, just so a few dumb 'Muricans can compete?

Kosher FIA kingpin billionaire dictator Bernie Ecclestone Knight of the British Empire ordered that all US teams AND drivers were "banned forever" from F1.

Racing in USA is NOT counted towards a Super License for F1. Only racing in Europe is allowed to qualify for F1.

I suspect Bernie and Max got Indycar teams and Indycar drivers BANNED FOREVER from the Indy 500, which successfully destroyed Indycar racing today, which has lost TV network coverage and now has GIRL drivers (imaging the Superbowl allowing female football players...).

That attitude has never changed. That's been the policy of the British Empire (New World Order) towards USA for over 200 years, since UK royals consider USA a British colony, to be defeated in wars (1776, 1812) or annexed by stealth (North Amerikan Union by www.spp.gov). British army burned Washington DC, burned down the White House, and bombed New Orleans (1812).

F1 in USA is just another example of export of hi-tek jobs and wide open borders without deportation of illegal aliens, as required by the NWO Brit Empire.

FIA dictator Max Moseley pays Nazi hookers to gangbang him, which makes the British royals happy since they're German Nazis. Max is son of Sir Oswald Moseley, founder of the British Nazi Party, jailed in UK during World War 2.

F1 Boss Max Mosley Caught With Five Hookers In "Nazi Orgy" Video
www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=max+moseley+nazi&aq=f&aqi=g-sx3
&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

Police officer and F1 driver Nigel Mansell Knight of the British Empire reportedly was investigating F1 being a front for massive narcotics trafficking worldwide. Easy to believe since MI6 and CIA grow the world's supply of opium and cocaine.

Socialist/fascist F1 tracks are built with taxpayer funds, like socialist/fascist football/basketball/baseball stadiums in USA.

As for the alleged superiority of F1 drivers, I've personally raced against 6 of them, including F1 world champions. I sometimes beat them with 1% of their budget.

Practice time is the only "superiority" they have, due to having a dozen roadracing tracks within 3 hours of any point in Europe, with daily practice and weekly races, at prices anyone can afford. Driving 12 hours or 24 hours on the highway to a race does NOT teach racing skills, and kills budgets.

US drivers usually play in dirt, since every US town has a dirt track. That's great training for controlling slides, but almost usless in these days of robotic traction control. This is hurting MotoGP motorcycle riders like world champ Nikkie Hayden, according to his own autobiography.

The cure is every town building a paved roadracing track, as routine govt infrastructure like ballfields and streets (roads require 1,000s more miles of paving per county). This will also help cure stupid driving on the highway, since daily "racing" schools and "skid control" schools improve safety for highway drivers, as done in Europe. Sweden requires all highway drivers to get training in skid control, by sliding sideways during school. All F1 drivers start in karting, so all local tracks must include paved kart tracks for 3-year-old kids to start racin.

Another factor for poor driving in USA is the Police State, with death squads enforcing the Communist Manifesto at gunpoint, arresting all drivers for normal driving. This is not done in other nations, some of which have no speed limits. That's why I do the website for www.americanautobahn.com, as seen on History Channel at a LEGAL 212 mph on a public highway, and why I do a radio show and TV show on how to win in traffic court (de facto repeal of all stoopid traffic laws).

That's why I was a refugee who escaped USSA, lived and England for 8 years and raced 80 races on TV, LEGALLY drove 130mph for hours at a time on public highways, AND NEVER GOT A TRAFFIC TICKET NOR SAW A SPEED TRAP.

"Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat summer school."
-Buffy Summers

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 7:24 AM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Hey Kwicko

Good for you guys. I'm amazed you don't have at least a couple of F1 weekends on the calendar as it is! So excellent news. I'm an F1 geek also and I know how excited you are trust me :D I'm in the process of moving to Melbourne and can't wait to see F1 race there.
Would be so good if you had one in your own hometown.

So what do you race?

Cartoons - http://cirqusartsandmusic.blogspot.com

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 8:28 AM

RIVERDANCER

I can see that many of you are excited at this prospect, but I'm really opposed to car racing in general. Seems like just blowing holes in the bottom of a sinking oil tanker.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 9:09 AM

BYTEMITE

Well, I don't really like track racing myself, either. I mean, I know there's lots of strategy involved about when and how to pass, and even teamwork, but from a distance it's just cars going in a circle. I suspect most of the NASCAR fans just watch hoping for a wreck, which seems rather vulture-like and macabre to me.

It's just the way Kwicko said it, I was imagining this redneck guy somehow hitting something so the car get launched into the air, over a fence, and onto a roof, all Dukes of Hazard with a loud holler, and I thought "Wow, actually, it would be amazing to see that."

I suspect gas use and pollution for regular transportation totaled up far exceeds that for sporting cars. But even say you're looking at the whole of automobile related pollution, and you think that professional races are just 1) a waste of resources, and 2) an unnecessary polluter.

Well, I kinda see the drivers in a car race as that being their job, and I can't really justify to myself putting some kind of limit on professional drivers or other people who need cars for work, say taxi cabs and such.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 9:35 AM

KWICKO

Cars at the top levels of motorsports don't use "gas" like you're thinking of gas. There is some sort of bizarro witches' brew used in F1 racing - mixtures of toluene, benzene, hexane and other exotic compounds, and generally speaking, not one single drop of gasoline. Heck, most of the top motorsports have to add additives to their fuel just so it will make a visible flame if someone happens to catch on fire in the pits - otherwise, all you see is some guy dancing around like crazy, and you can't figure out why his firesuit is blackening and charring...

I concentrate on autocross, generally the bottom end of the racing heirarchy, but it's what I can afford, when I can afford even that. There's nothing quite like that feeling of spending $800 on a new set of track tires, hoping you'll get a full season out of them, and then shredding them in one day on a too-rough course. :( I run C Street Prepared and E Prepared cars. Street-Prep cars are nominally street legal, and must run DOT-approved rubber; the Prepared classes let you go a lot further in how much you prep the cars - you don't need to have windows, or even fenders, and you can run full racing slicks, open exhausts, and the like, which would never be allowed on the street. I've driven some other peoples' cars in Street Modified classes, too, which allow for aftermarket (non-stock) engine swaps, custom-geared transmissions, superchargers, turbochargers, etc.

I'm weighing my options at the moment, deciding if I want to retire my '91 CRX from street duty and make it a track car. It's got issues from when it was stolen and trashed, so I don't care for it as a daily driver anymore, but with some TLC and attention to detail in the tuning, it can be a formidable weapon of a road course. It needs to lose a few hundred pounds, though. '91s were the heaviest CRXs, but at least it doesn't have the sunroof...

Having an F1-level track nearby would make it SOOOOO much easier to justify having a race-only car. :)

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 9:37 AM

CUDA77

Like woman, I am a mystery.

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Much like soccer, no one in America cares.

Bones: "Don't 'rawr' her!"
Booth: "What? she'rawred' me first."

Speak for yourself. Both football and F1 are awesome. World Cup starts two weeks from today and I'm still rather disappointed how Lewis Hamilton just can't seem to keep up enough to contend. That Team Red Bull is painfully good. But I'd rather them be on top than McLaren.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 9:38 AM

KWICKO

Oh, and Byte? That quote was pretty much verbatim the way I heard Michael Waltripp describe one of his "incidents" when he ended up "on the roof again". :) I despise NASCAR, but I did enjoy listening to that man describe his exploits, because he was just goddamned hilarious in doing so. And only some of that hilarity was unintentional; most of it was him knowing that he was playing the role of vagabond rumrunner. :)

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 10:09 AM

BYTEMITE

Benzene? Yipe.

Burns cleaner but don't get any of it on you. >_>

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 10:16 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Originally posted by Cuda77:

Speak for yourself. Both football and F1 are awesome. World Cup starts two weeks from today and I'm still rather disappointed how Lewis Hamilton just can't seem to keep up enough to contend. That Team Red Bull is painfully good. But I'd rather them be on top than McLaren.

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Sure. And the WNBA has its fan as well, somewhere. The spectacle of the World Cup raises mild awareness, I'll admit. Mainly to see the hooligans, the brawls, and which country's fans end up whacking the goalie ( and his family ) for losing the title match.

Bones: "Don't 'rawr' her!"
Booth: "What? she'rawred' me first."

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 10:56 AM

KWICKO

Yeah, normally to see athletes involved in brawls, shootings, and murders, you have to go to the NFL...

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 10:59 AM

BYTEMITE

The World Cup is bigger than the Olympics seems like, outside the states. That's something I don't mind seeing, people getting together and competing peacefully, despite politics and hostility. That's something I'd really be able to support.

I've seen some soccer teams, the good ones, it's really exciting to watch them play. I don't even understand how some of those passes are physically possible.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 11:46 AM

WHOZIT

Quote:
Originally posted by Cuda77:
Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Much like soccer, no one in America cares.

Bones: "Don't 'rawr' her!"
Booth: "What? she'rawred' me first."

Speak for yourself. Both football and F1 are awesome. World Cup starts two weeks from today and I'm still rather disappointed how Lewis Hamilton just can't seem to keep up enough to contend. That Team Red Bull is painfully good. But I'd rather them be on top than McLaren.

You're right F1 is awesome, but they didn't have that much luck selling tickets at the U.S. Grand Prix in INDY, and that's "Speedway" USA. I'll be interested how ticket sales will be were when you say "horse power" you're really talking about a horse.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 1:04 PM

FREMDFIRMA

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Oh, and Byte? That quote was pretty much verbatim the way I heard Michael Waltripp describe one of his "incidents" when he ended up "on the roof again". :) I despise NASCAR, but I did enjoy listening to that man describe his exploits, because he was just goddamned hilarious in doing so. And only some of that hilarity was unintentional; most of it was him knowing that he was playing the role of vagabond rumrunner. :)

Thing with that Mikey, is that a lot of them REALLY WERE vagabond rumrunners!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_Johnson
A lot of em still get their start there, right along with mudboggin and other events, believe me, once you'd raced figure-eight dirt track, NASCAR ain't too scary, you know ?

I used to play in that field of battle a little, although I never was quite as good as my mother, and concentrated on some of the wilder stuff like chain-racing (boy howdy is THAT fun when it gets ugly) and Gauntlet - with a side order of demo derby, natch.

This is a chain race, basically the lead car pullin a wreck on a chain, and it can get damn interesting when the lead driver goes this way and the tail driver goes that way...

And THIS, this is Gauntlet.
They give you a car, and you gotta get it through five laps, with 4-8 other drivers cut loose onto the track who's whole job is to stop you from doin that.

This can get NASTY, folks - and I am damned, damned good at it, there's a hopped up version where they use a limo or a hearse for the gauntlet car, and I'd get picked for that a lot since I knew how to put on a good show for the crowd, driving balls out, deliberately oversteering, fishtailing, just throwin that thing around like a maniac.

NASCAR is boring though, first time someone suggested it to uncle carl, he poked one toe of his ratty old boots at the asphalt and said "Y'all RACE on this shit ?"

This is more my style, or would be if I weren't too damn old for it no more.

-F

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 1:29 PM

TRAVELER

They are not even broadcasting any races on comercial TV. There is no interest because no drivers from the United States. I always tried to catch the Monaco GP, but that won't be aired. I remember seeing Princess Grace in the special royal family seats watching the race. It is such a short quick track with that tunnel that puts you in darkness just long enough to effect your vision when you come out to the bright sunlight.
I miss it.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 2:08 PM

WHOZIT

I've learned how to change titles, but I will not miss use this mighty power.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 2:17 PM

KWICKO

Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:
They are not even broadcasting any races on comercial TV. There is no interest because no drivers from the United States. I always tried to catch the Monaco GP, but that won't be aired. I remember seeing Princess Grace in the special royal family seats watching the race. It is such a short quick track with that tunnel that puts you in darkness just long enough to effect your vision when you come out to the bright sunlight.
I miss it.

SpeedTV is your friend.

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 2:28 PM

MAGONSDAUGHTER

Quote:
Originally posted by TheSomnambulist:
Hey Kwicko

Good for you guys. I'm amazed you don't have at least a couple of F1 weekends on the calendar as it is! So excellent news. I'm an F1 geek also and I know how excited you are trust me :D I'm in the process of moving to Melbourne and can't wait to see F1 race there.
Would be so good if you had one in your own hometown.

So what do you race?

Cartoons - http://cirqusartsandmusic.blogspot.com

Meh, I've never been and never intend to. Watching F1 is like watching paint dry as far as I'm concered.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 4:58 PM

RIVERDANCER

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
There is some sort of bizarro witches' brew used in F1 racing - mixtures of toluene, benzene, hexane and other exotic compounds, and generally speaking, not one single drop of gasoline.

Ooh. Well. Shiny, you boys have fun.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 5:01 PM

BYTEMITE

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
I've learned how to change titles, but I will not miss use this mighty power.

o.0

How did you make lightning crash INDOORS?!

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Tuesday, June 1, 2010 10:51 AM

RIVERDANCER

I checked the official F1 website, and it says the fuel they use is "surprisingly close to the composition of ordinary, commercially available petrol."
It says that wasn't always the case, but it is now. Even when it wasn't the case, many engines needed to be "washed" in normal gasoline after the race, to prevent corrosion.

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