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Headlines we wished were real

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UPDATED: Saturday, August 28, 2010 13:34
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010 1:00 PM

from headlines Redditors really want to see:

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Season 4 of Firefly.... sigh.

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010 1:13 PM

WHOZIT

Keith Olbermann and Goat lover found dead.

Sarah Palin buys MSNBC for $1.

Obama resigns.

Democrats admit they suck.

New York Times goes out of buisness.

Biden's hairplugs seep into his brain.

Those arn't boobs, they're lies! - Stewie Griffin

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010 3:48 PM

SHINYGOODGUY

Sarah Palin and Alaskan moose sex tape to be released, the Ugly Truth 2012

Caught on tape: Beck Blowing Cheney

Fox News finally admits to actually owning NY Times,

In a related story: Murdoch, Cheney and Rush Limpdick pictured in Dominatrix basement love den

In another related story: Rush rushed to NY ER with dildo firmly entrenched in his nethers (film at 11)

Former president George W. Bush rushed to hospital with internal bleeding, it was reported that Cheney was closely following with a drape around his right hand

In another related story: Fox exec who made the decision to cancel Firefly summarily executed following the report of record ratings at SyFy channel opening night, Sept. 24, 2012. It was reported his last words were "who knew?"

Finally, This just in: Being republican causes cancer, first thing affected - the medulla oblongata (Oh the humanity!)

SGG

That was fun!

Tawabawho?

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010 4:45 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

The painfully obvious....

"Serenity 2" Done! Release date: Sept. 30, 2010!
(Who cares if it's on a Thursday!)

In anticipation, Universal instantly green-lights Serenity 3 & 4!

Peter Jackson, who participated in the "Super Secret Screening", called it "Insanely Epic".

Steven Spielberg asks "Why the

didn't I think of that?"

In a related story, George Lucas shat a brick. And in a Johnny-Come-Lately act of "generosity", Lucas releases the Non-Special Edition Original Star Wars Trilogy DVD with all the proper Surround Sound enhancements fans have been demanding. Orders all previous editions recalled for exchange.

AND...

(alternate history)

TV GUIDE - Sept. 17, 2010

....Season Nine Premire of "Firefly" tonight on NBC after "CHUCK".

We find out what happened to the crew, when they found... *"Earth-That-Is".

*Exact quote from the end of Season 8 finale:

Kaylee: "Earth that.... is?" [Cut to black]

(Yes, Nathan would be on Firefly AND Castle. He's a popular guy.)

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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010 6:13 PM

WISHIMAY

Dear lord, if only 109 WERE real... I'm still evil chuckeling! Is there a word for doing that? How about overlording? Moo ha ha-ing just doesn't have that sexy ring to it........

....Oh yeah, AND the Serenity thing, too, of course! Yeah, I'm down with that!

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Saturday, August 28, 2010 10:35 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

News just in----PirateNews denied access to the Internet forever.

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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