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My first body cavity search: Don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested!
Monday, November 15, 2010 3:38 AM
PIRATENEWS
John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!
Quote:For the First Time, the TSA Meets Resistance to It's "Dick-Measuring Device" At BWI, I told the officer who directed me to the back-scatter that I preferred a pat-down. I did this in order to see how effective the manual search would be. When I made this request, a number of TSA officers, to my surprise, began laughing. I asked why. One of them -- the one who would eventually conduct my pat-down -- said that the rules were changing shortly, and that I would soon understand why the back-scatter was preferable to the manual search. I asked him if the new guidelines included a cavity search. "No way. You think Congress would allow that?" I answered, "If you're a terrorist, you're going to hide your weapons in your anus or your vagina." He blushed when I said "vagina." "Yes, but starting tomorrow, we're going to start searching your crotchal area" -- this is the word he used, "crotchal" -- and you're not going to like it." "What am I not going to like?" I asked. "We have to search up your thighs and between your legs until we meet resistance," he explained. "Resistance?" I asked. "Your testicles," he explained. 'That's funny," I said, "because 'The Resistance' is the actual name I've given to my testicles." He answered, "Like 'The Situation,' that guy from 'Jersey Shore?'" Yes, exactly, I said. (I used to call my testicles "The Insurgency," but those assholes in Iraq ruined the term.) I pointed out to the security officer that 50 percent of the American population has no balls (90 percent in Washington, D.C., where I live), so what is going to happen when the pat-down officer meets no resistance in the crotchal area of women? "If there's no resistance, then there's nothing there." "But what about people who hide weapons in their cavities? I asked. I actually said "vagina" again, just to see him blush. "We're just not going there," he reiterated. I asked him if he was looking forward to conducting the full-on pat-downs. "Nobody's going to do it," he said, "once they find out that we're going to do." In other words, people, when faced with a choice, will inevitably choose the Dick-Measuring Device over molestation? "That's what we're hoping for. We're trying to get everyone into the machine." He called over a colleague. "Tell him what you call the back-scatter," he said. "The Dick-Measuring Device," I said. "That's the truth," the other officer responded. Are any parts of your body sore?" he asks. "No," I say, instantly regretting that I didn't say, "Yes. My groin. Very sore." Next time. He feels me up. "Could you widen your stance, please?" he asks. "Hey, I'm not in the United States Senate!" I say, widening my stance. His search is fairly half-hearted. He spends more time stroking the back of my tie than he spends between my legs. I ask, "Do a lot of people opt-out?" "No, not many." "People are cows," I say. "What do you mean?" "I mean they'll do whatever the federal government tells them to do," I say. "How come you don't go through the machine?" he asks me. I give him several more answers than he expected: 1) I prefer to limit my exposure to radiation, which the back-scatter imager produces; 2) I don't think this new technology will stop terrorism; 3) I find the idea of the government taking pictures of my genitalia a discomfiting invasion of privacy; 4) I find the specific pose a person is forced to take inside the machine -- hands up, as in a mugging -- particularly debasing. "Okay," he says, "have a nice flight." http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2010/10/for-the-first-time-the-tsa-meets-resistance/65390/
Monday, November 15, 2010 6:58 AM
CANTTAKESKY
Monday, November 15, 2010 7:51 AM
Quote:Originally posted by canttakesky: Ewwwww!
Tuesday, November 16, 2010 4:05 AM
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CHRISISALL
Wednesday, November 17, 2010 4:49 AM
Quote:The TSA has been hit with a number of lawsuits as the revolt against Big Sis, naked body scanners, and invasive groping measures explodes, with one case involving a woman who had her blouse pulled down in full public view by TSA goons who then proceeded to laugh and joke about her exposed breasts. One of the most disturbing, which is subject to an ongoing lawsuit, involved a 21-year-old college student from Amarillo Texas. The woman was passing through security at Corpus Christi airport on May 29 2008 when she was subjected to “extended search procedures” by the TSA. “As the TSA agent was frisking plaintiff, the agent pulled the plaintiff’s blouse completely down, exposing plaintiffs’ breasts to everyone in the area,” the lawsuit said. “As would be expected, plaintiff was extremely embarrassed and humiliated.” TSA workers continued to laugh and joke about the incident “for an extended period of time,” leaving the woman distraught and needing to be consoled. After the woman re-entered the boarding area, TSA workers continued to humiliate her over the incident. “One male TSA employee expressed to the plaintiff that he wished he would have been there when she came through the first time and that ‘he would just have to watch the video,’” the suit said. The woman filed an administrative claim against the TSA but was forced to launch a full lawsuit after the agency failed to respond. The incident bears similarities to a 2002 case involving a pregnant woman who had her breasts exposed by TSA agents in public. Her husband was thrown in the airport jail for complaining about the treatment of his wife. http://amarillo.com/news/local-news/2010-10-11/lawsuit-airport-search-indecent http://lewrockwell.com/orig3/monahan1.html http://www.prisonplanet.com/tsa-hit-with-lawsuits-as-revolt-explodes.html
Quote:Originally posted by chrisisall: Get over it, man. Torture's legal. That opened the door for all else that follows. We should be quiet & happily raped sheep.
Quote: L.A. food stylist pulled from flight for 'Atom Bomb' tattoo It was the Tweet heard 'round the L.A. food world. Noted Los Angeles food stylist Adam C. Pearson was settling into his seat aboard a Delta flight Saturday morning when the flight attendant tapped him on the shoulder and asked him to come to the front of the plane. His first thought? "I'm getting an upgrade!" Not exactly. Pearson was temporarily asked to step off the plane and learned that another passenger had reported him for suspicious behavior, and noted that he had the words "Atom Bomb" tattooed across his fingers. Questioned by the captain and the flight attendant, Pearson explained that the tattoos referred to a childhood nickname. After answering a few more questions, Pearson -- who is a frequent Delta passenger and has flown over 142,000 miles with the airline this year alone -- was allowed to return to his seat. "I was just shocked," Pearson said. "All eyes were on me, I felt everyone staring at me and I was like, 'I didn't do anything.' " Before the plane took off, he twittered: "Just pulled off delta flight, passenger said I was suspicious looking due to my tattoos @DeltaAssist not happy at all #goldmedallion fail" When he landed in Memphis, he had over 150 e-mails asking him what happened, and learned that his Tweet had exploded on the social media venue. It was "reTweeted" by many in L.A.'s close-knit food world, where Pearson is well-known for his stylish presentation of food so that it can be photographed for glossy magazines, advertisements and cookbooks. (It was laughable to many that the colorful Pearson could be considered a safety threat.) "I had no idea all this was going on while I was in the air," Pearson said of the digital flurry. "It speaks to the power of social media." A Delta representative told Pearson the airline would look into the incident. “A public apology would be nice,” Pearson said. “I’m not out for blood,” he added, “but why didn’t they offer to book that other person on another flight if they didn’t like my tattoos? Why was that other person more important than me?” Later in the day, Delta spokesman Anthony Black said he did not have any knowledge of the incident but said that the pilot and flight attendant must use their judgment to handle such matters. Pearson, who is one half of a food blogging/food photography/food styling power duo (the other half being Matt Armendariz), said he has never before been questioned about his tattoos or behavior while flying. "It really just made me kind of sad that you could just point at someone and say 'That guy is acting suspicious,' " he said. "It was just a bummer." It was also just one of the snafus in his trip. Pearson was traveling to Milwaukee for a food styling job for Kohl's, but his first flight was cancelled. After racing around for new tickets, he was booked on the flight that would take him to Memphis and then on to Milwaukee. But a connector flight was overbooked, leaving him and his assistant with several hours to kill in Tennessee. Like any good foodie, Pearson was finding a way to make it work: He used the Memphis layover to make a barbecue pit stop at Jim Neely’s Interstate Bar-B-Que, which is where we caught up with him. "They've got good pig," he said. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dailydish/2010/11/la-food-stylist-pulled-from-flight-for-atom-bomb-tattoo.html
Wednesday, November 17, 2010 5:08 AM
Wednesday, November 17, 2010 11:37 AM
AURAPTOR
America loves a winner!
Quote: Democrats plead: Don't vote angry Carrie Dann writes:American voters, let's talk about your feelings. "People are angry," former President Bill Clinton said yesterday at a campaign event for Washington state incumbent Sen. Patty Murray. "But when you make a decision when you're mad -- about anything, not just politics -- there's an 80 percent chance you make a mistake."
Quote: And we ask the American people to play an important part of our layered defense. We ask for cooperation, patience and a commitment to vigilance in the face of a determined enemy.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010 11:46 AM
WULFENSTAR
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010 11:51 AM
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