Sign Up | Log In
REAL WORLD EVENT DISCUSSIONS
Bill to ban farts to save Global Warming
Monday, January 31, 2011 9:28 AM
PIRATENEWS
John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!
Quote:One official said, 'My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered. Do they lock up half a minibus? 'And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint 'culprits'? 'Children will openly deny having passed bad air and point at an elder. Culturally, this is very embarrassing,' she said. The crime will be enforceable in a new 'Local Court' system which will also have powers to punish a range of other crimes in the bill set to be debated in the country's parliament. These include insulting the modesty of a woman, challenging to fight a duel, and trespassing on a burial place. It also outlaws pretending to be a fortune teller, according to local press in the country. Opposition leaders complain the new courts will be 'kangaroo courts'. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351174/African-country-set-make-breaking-wind-crime.html
Monday, January 31, 2011 7:44 PM
RIONAEIRE
Beir bua agus beannacht
YOUR OPTIONS
NEW POSTS TODAY
OTHER TOPICS
FFF.NET SOCIAL