CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #33 by TenthCrewMember

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Whoa! Looks like our winner, by a nose, is MENDUR! Mendur has been a long time captioneer and multiple winner, and another victory can be notched! Nice job on a tough challenge!

And now something more traditional for you Tightpantsers...

SAFFRON: Ai ya! Where the hell is my ATM card?!!?
MAL: Since when has that stopped you?

Okay, now take it from there!

BWAH!

TCM

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Wednesday, June 1, 2011 6:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Whoa! Looks like our winner, by a nose, is MENDUR!

Thanks for votes, guys.

YoSafBridge: Is there something on my shoes?
Mal: I don't know. My eyes never make it that far down.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Wednesday, June 1, 2011 10:45 AM

SIMONWHO

Quote:

Mal: Come on, you don't need to use all these VCRs to record Mad Men.

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Saturday, June 4, 2011 7:05 PM

Congrats Mendur!
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HE is eager to get in the door.
SHE wants to get a couple of squares' worth of protection from the vending machine here, and maybe a lottery ticket as well.

bun

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Monday, June 6, 2011 7:49 PM

Where is everybody?

bun

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Tuesday, June 7, 2011 8:17 AM

Saffron: You know that expensive crystal sculpture I was carrying?
Mal: What do you mean "was"?

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Wednesday, June 8, 2011 11:50 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Saffron: Huh. I just realized I'm not wearing any panties...
Mal: Dowhubbaboutwho?!

Okay folks, some good entries, but I know there's lots of you out there, so get those submissions in! No need to be shy! You're probably far funnier than you give yourself credit for, and I'm fair certain most folk are funnier than I think I am, so have at! Voting will go up this weekend for the current round (probably on Sunday), so act now!

TCM

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Wednesday, June 8, 2011 7:31 PM

YoSaffBridge: Can you read upside down? There's stuff down here about us.

bun

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Thursday, June 9, 2011 10:43 AM

JOURNEY

Quote:

YOSAFFBRIDGE: I think I stepped on a snail.

or

YOSAFFBRIDGE: I'm out of fuzzy wuzzy tracks.
MAL: But I already rang the doorbell!

Dinozombies!

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Thursday, June 9, 2011 10:54 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz Mendur! Loving SimonWho's right now, lol

YoSaffBridge: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

Mal: uhhh... Hey, Dorothy. You mind helping me with the whole caper thing?

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Friday, June 10, 2011 4:03 PM

Good one, pdc!

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For giggles, an old one from the beginning of FF:

MAL: Hand me the sticky; I'm going to boil it.
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or:
YSB: Eeny meeny miney moe. Help me with the numbers, yo...
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bun

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Monday, June 13, 2011 7:54 AM

RYCE

Saffron: I forgot my skirt again.
Mal: And that's a bad thing?

Saffron: Damn beagles.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, June 17, 2011 11:19 AM

YoSaffBridge: Dear Buddha, please let this heist go right. I want lots of money and stupid men to ...
Mal: Quit yer prayin' and turn off the alarms!

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011 6:50 AM

SHINYSAHARA

YSB: (reading instructions aloud) "Turn on the Delorean. Rev the engine to 1.21 jigowatz..."
Mal: "1.21 jigowatz?!"

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YSB: "Ugh, my eyes!"
Mal: "What? Is there blubber?"

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YSB: I know I'm trained as a companion, but since when was THIS part of the procedure?!

"Your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that."

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Saturday, June 25, 2011 6:45 AM

RYCE

Saffron: My ice planet melted!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, June 25, 2011 8:24 AM

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MAL: Oh. Right. Praying to your dear and fluffy lord to purge your life of madmen such as I?
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YSB: Ugh. Same pile, different foot.
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bun
back online and loaded for bear

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Sunday, June 26, 2011 3:56 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

WOW! Some great captions this round!!!

Gonna be a tough vote I think folks! What do you think? Well, show us what you think and GO VOTE!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1128555

(p.s. sorry on the delays, I started a new job! Woot!)

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, June 28, 2011 9:12 AM

SHINYSAHARA

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

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YSB: Ugh. Same pile, different foot.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

"Your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that."

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Wednesday, June 29, 2011 12:22 PM

An all-time fave.
The first time I encountered it was as a line delivered by Detective Munch in Homicide: Life on the Street.

bun

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Friday, July 1, 2011 10:00 AM

RYCE

'Gratz on the new job, TCM!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, July 1, 2011 8:48 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
'Gratz on the new job, TCM!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

Thanks, Ryce!

Of course, never goes smooth...I did the job, and then I got...no wait, where's my pay? Yeah, trying to be understanding but I've been there a month and have been paid for ONE DAY so far. Hopefully by the time you read this, that has changed.

TCM

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Friday, July 8, 2011 8:37 AM

Voting could end at any time. Haven't voted yet? Do so NOW.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Saturday, July 9, 2011 10:41 AM

Votey-bump

bun

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Thursday, July 14, 2011 11:48 AM

Are we there yet?

bunzo

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Thursday, July 14, 2011 8:28 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Are we there yet?

bunzo

Almost. Classes started again PLUS new job EQUALS no time for TCM :(

I will post winner and new round by Sunday night, so if by chance you haven't voted, folks, there is still time!

BWAH!

TCM

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Friday, July 15, 2011 2:49 AM

ANONYMOUSE

Oh, these captions are hysterical! I wish I could come up with something like that!

Unfortunately, my sense of humour tends to be sarcastically cynical, and comes out best when someone's doing something really stupid, or when I'm faced with government bureaucracy. :(

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Friday, July 15, 2011 5:01 AM

Snark is highly appreciated here. Take your chances in the next round or, if you haven't yet (I'm just about to visit there), give it a try at the other one.
Ain't nobody gonna flame you for trying - - right, fellow crew-members? Right?
Yep.

bun

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Monday, July 18, 2011 9:15 AM

BUMP

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Thursday, July 21, 2011 11:11 AM

Bumperoonie

bun

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Saturday, July 23, 2011 11:34 AM

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YSB: I'd really rather be getting into ComiCon
MAL: You have a key for that?
YSB: Of course.
MAL: Then what're we doing here?
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bun

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Saturday, July 23, 2011 5:05 PM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Mal:Saffron!
Saffron: wait...Just reading the fine print for my new contract... Turns out my name is now Joan Harris?
Mal: Joansawhat?

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Sunday, July 24, 2011 9:48 AM