THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #126 - Whedonesque! by CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

GRATZ TO BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM!!1!

I'M Bill Pardy!!

bun

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Tuesday, April 23, 2013 5:16 AM

Congratz BOBSC...good one!

Joss: "You want the truth about me and Scarlett? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!"

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Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:45 AM

Congrats BOOK

JOSS IS BOSS! YOU SONS OF BITCHES HEAR ME! JOSS IS BOSS!

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Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:26 PM

Uncle Joss wants you for his Zombie Army.

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Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:32 PM

Here's a picture of Joss directing a scene from his latest film titled, "Cuddly Puppies".

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Tuesday, April 23, 2013 1:45 PM

YOU! Give me more COW BELL!!

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Wednesday, April 24, 2013 4:32 AM

Joss: "Ray, if someone asks if you are a god, you say, "YES!"

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Wednesday, April 24, 2013 4:34 AM

RYCE

Joss: Only YOU can prevent forest fires!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:58 AM

Herding cats: it can be done!

bun

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Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:49 AM

RICE COOKER $19.95 VISA and MASTER CARD accepted 800-555-5555

...AND BECAUSE WE CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN WE CAN PASS THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU!!! DID YOU STUPID BASTARDS HEAR THAT?!! WE PASS IT ON TO YOU!! NOW CALL THE NUMBER ON THE SCREEN AND BUY IT!! BUY IT NOW!! I'M TALKING TO YOU!!

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Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:57 AM

Yea I'm pasty white and bald but you're a...um...BIG MISTER STUPID HEAD!!

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Thursday, April 25, 2013 5:25 AM

Thanks to those who voted for my caption. Plenty of funny ones last round.

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Tonight on” Where are they now?”

After "Avengers 3-Straight to DVD” and his Shield series was canceled for “I’m ready to find love with a Hobo”
Joss lost his mind. He currently lives in the hills of Kentucky. He still directs. Only now his stars are squirrels.

Joss- “Climb the tree, then drop the nut!”
“Get it right or I’ll have that skunk over at craft services replace you”

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Thursday, April 25, 2013 5:34 AM

Joss: "THIS IS SPARTA!"
Disney Exec (OS) : " No Joss, it's California. Now here, take your pills....."

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Thursday, April 25, 2013 7:26 AM

Shortly after this picture was taken Joss took 6 hostages. His mugshot can be seen on www.thesmokinggun.com

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Thursday, April 25, 2013 8:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM:
Thanks to those who voted for my caption. Plenty of funny ones last round.

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Tonight on” Where are they now?”

After "Avengers 3-Straight to DVD” and his Shield series was canceled for “I’m ready to find love with a Hobo”
Joss lost his mind. He currently lives in the hills of Kentucky. He still directs. Only now his stars are squirrels.

Joss- “Climb the tree, then drop the nut!”
“Get it right or I’ll have that skunk over at craft services replace you”

LMFAO!

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Thursday, April 25, 2013 12:23 PM

You're fat ugly and have hair on your back! You are not going to be "America's Next Top Model"!

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Thursday, April 25, 2013 4:21 PM

One of you is going to fall and die and I am NOT going to clean it up.

bun

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Friday, April 26, 2013 1:13 PM

(DATELINE FRESNO) - Comcast has become the fifth cable company to drop GSN because of the new game show created and hosted by Joss Whedon (Pictured above) called "Kill the Bunny". In a press release Comcast spokeswoman Debbie Muckenfuss wrote, "OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY KILL BUNNIES!" On last weeks show contestants stomped on bunnies in old golf shoes to win lawn furniture. Whedon was not available for comment...and is insane.

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Friday, April 26, 2013 4:07 PM

RYCE

Joss: Punch buggy YELLOW!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, April 27, 2013 6:30 AM

I have 47 cats and they're all named Buffy!

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Saturday, April 27, 2013 6:33 AM

THAT'S MINE! AND THAT'S MINE! AND THAT'S MINE!.....

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Saturday, April 27, 2013 11:51 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM will be winning this caption game, DEAL WITH IT!!

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Saturday, April 27, 2013 3:06 PM

I won't be a part of this! I'm Joss Whedon! I will not be a part of yor caption game!

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Saturday, April 27, 2013 4:40 PM

Bad Horse gonna make you his mare!

bun

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Sunday, April 28, 2013 8:22 AM

Joss (to Disney Exec): "...And NO Avengers 2 until I get a green light for Seren....Huh? Oh, really? Wait till the Browncoats hear about this!!"

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Sunday, April 28, 2013 10:33 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

JOSS: Make it STRANGER! Make it WEIRDER! ODDER! More BIZARRE! UNCANNY!!!

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, April 29, 2013 11:30 AM

Stan Lee's new screensaver.

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Tuesday, April 30, 2013 3:02 AM

Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS

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Tuesday, April 30, 2013 11:35 AM

I am king of the Geeks, they worship me. They will tell you that I am the greatest writer/director/pastry chef that the God I don't believe in ever put on this planet! I will make you all love me! Soon you will all bow to me! But first..Live from New York it's Saturday Night!!

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Wednesday, May 1, 2013 12:49 PM

(DATELINE FRESNO) - ABC executives are questioning the sanity of writer/director/pasrty chef Joss Whedon, yesterday it was reported Whedon cast a "soda machine" as one of the stars of his up coming new television series S.H.E.I.L.D.....

Joss: I'm going to make you a star! You'll be BIGGER than R2-D2!!

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Wednesday, May 1, 2013 6:23 PM

Fortunately Joss's first attempt "Professor Plumpy's Scream-Along-Blog" was scrapped for Dr. Horrible

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Thursday, May 2, 2013 1:24 PM

Joss orders his Zombie Army to attack 20th Century Fox Studios 10201 West Pico Blvd, Los Angeles C.A. 90064

310-555-5555 x245

Ask for Dave

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Friday, May 3, 2013 9:42 AM

One more superpower revealed! Joss demonstrates hanging up the wash using only his telekinetic ability.

bun

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Friday, May 3, 2013 1:09 PM

Fresno Police Department Case #285682087578 Police Lineup 5/3/13 7:02 p.m.

Joss Whedon has identified suspect #4 as the prostitute that gave him Herpes.

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Saturday, May 4, 2013 5:33 AM

The new day time talk show "Joss" hit a low point when the episode, "The Nazi Prostitute from Mars who had Obama's love child in Zero Gravity" ended with Joss getting hit with a chair.

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Saturday, May 4, 2013 7:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

Fresno Police Department Case #285682087578 Police Lineup 5/3/13 7:02 p.m.

Joss Whedon has identified suspect #4 as the prostitute that gave him Herpes.

That's funny

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Saturday, May 4, 2013 9:06 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

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Originally posted by whozit:

Newest Marvel super-villian: JOSS-Man! He kills space ship pilots and Shepards.

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Saturday, May 4, 2013 9:19 AM

Joss: "YES! YES! I WILL GIVE YOU SERENITY 2!!!!.....Now, someone pull my finger..."

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Saturday, May 4, 2013 11:17 AM

JOSS DIRECTS A MUSICAL!

O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-OK-la-homa where the wind comes sweeping down the plain....

bun
and the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
when the wind comes right behind the rain

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Sunday, May 5, 2013 12:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by manatee:
Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

The new day time talk show "Joss" hit a low point when the episode, "The Nazi Prostitute from Mars who had Obama's love child in Zero Gravity" ended with Joss getting hit with a chair.

Godwin's Law!

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“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”

........Arthur C. Clarke

I had to look up "Godwins Law", sorry I did not mean to offend.

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Monday, May 6, 2013 11:17 AM

Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's.....some freak in blue tights and a red cape?! THAT IS SO GAY!! SHOOT HIM DOWN!!

Joss says, Say No to H8...and J.J. Abrams. www.noh8campaign.org

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Monday, May 6, 2013 12:36 PM

Joss finally got fed up with the, "what's the deal with the shirt" and "you loose a bet" comments.

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Wednesday, May 8, 2013 11:31 AM

(DATELINE FRESNO) - The National Audubon Society has voted writer/director/certified loonatic Joss Whedon "Worst Bird Watcher" of 2013....

Joss: Look a bird! Hand me my paintball gun!

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Thursday, May 9, 2013 6:07 AM

Joss: "I want my shawarma served on fine china along with some Perrier Jouet Fleur De Champagne (2004). AND STOP CALLING ME A DIVA!"

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Thursday, May 9, 2013 10:47 AM

Proving that time travel is possible, here's Nathan in a scene from the 1953 film "Death in Fresno". In it he plays Detective Furburger who is shot and killed 5 minutes into the film.

Photo copyrite 1953 20th Century Fox

"Recycling your old captions is not only good for the enviornment but it's also the law! Always separate your plastic, glass, paper and old captions."

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Friday, May 10, 2013 8:54 AM

In the first known case of non-digital sync-thievery, Whedon's hair was mysteriously snatched by Donald Trump while both waited for a green light in NYC.
Joss: He walked away with a major quiff - - and I felt a chilly breeze!

bun
not Furburger again!!

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Friday, May 10, 2013 12:38 PM

(DATELINE FRESNO) - This morning the Mad Scientist known as "Dr Ickface" released the evil "JOSSBOT 1000". The robot was built to harass FOX executives, but the doctor has released him into the streets to remind people of Mothers Day.

JOSSBOT 1000: HEY DICKHEAD!! CALL YOUR MOTHER!!

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Friday, May 10, 2013 11:41 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CUNNINGORANGETOQUE:

Joss: Who am I? I'M SPOILER-BOY!!!!!

(if you don't get that reference, you need to go and
watch all the Firefly episodes with Joss's commentary again)

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Saturday, May 11, 2013 8:16 AM