CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #50 by TenthCrewMember

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

BOOKONBOARDCOMPUTERSYSTEM has returned to winning ways with a sure-to-be-classic entry! Congrats, BOBSC!

So wait, does that mean Wash is undead now? Maybe it's a subhumanly fashion? LoL! Anyway, here's a little scene from the Serenity: Downtime comic with Jayne and Simon (and, if you look close: Kaylee and Book, too!)

SIMON: Now, Jayne, what'd I tell you about touching my sister?
JAYNE(shakily): That...that...it was manly and...and...and impulsive?
SIMON: Yes, only the exact words I used was: Don't.

Ok, Captioneers, put on your Tightpants and have good caption!

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Monday, October 7, 2013 5:29 PM

Thanks to those who voted

Jayne: Oh crap Doc. My John Thomas did pop off.

Simon: I warned you about all that time in your bunk.

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Monday, October 7, 2013 5:54 PM

Congrats BOBSC

Jayne) Where are you going to stick me with that?

Simon) In a fleshy part.

Jayne) Which fleshy part?

Simon) Your right testical.

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Monday, October 7, 2013 7:02 PM

Gratz BOBSC!

Jayne: "Doc, this gonna hurt?!"
Simon: "Just a tiny prick."
Jayne: "Well, yeah, I know. But the needle, is it gonna hurt?!"

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Monday, October 7, 2013 7:54 PM

Simon: "I can't find my small needles, so this huge one will have to do."
Kaylee: "Shepherd, did you.....?
Book: "I'll put 'em back tomorrow. Lord knows we need a laugh now and then!"

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Monday, October 7, 2013 8:07 PM

Book) This is better then that puppet show we saw at the carnival last week.

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Tuesday, October 8, 2013 6:00 PM

Simon) The warning lable says to seek medical attention if it lasts for more than four hours.

Jayne) Just wait a few more minutes! It may go down by itself!

Book) You usually have to pay good money to see great comedy like this.

Kaylee) Wow, Jayne should have to get a permit for that thing.

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Sunday, October 13, 2013 6:11 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Honestly people, does this even NEED a caption?

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Tuesday, October 15, 2013 11:00 AM

Jayne: It's itchy

Simon: Congratulations, forth venereal disease this month. One more punch on your card and the next one is free.

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Tuesday, October 15, 2013 6:25 PM

Simon: "So, you say you're still seeing speech bubbles when you talk to others?"
Jayne: "No! No! I'm fine! Not seein' them anymore Doc, I'm good!"
Kaylee: "Jayne never could lie worth a lick!"

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Wednesday, October 16, 2013 12:38 PM

"Doc, your moon brained sister glued my hand to my crotch"

"No,she glued your hand. What happened after that is on you."

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Tuesday, October 29, 2013 11:38 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Quote:
Originally posted by BookOnboardSystemCom:

"Doc, your moon brained sister glued my hand to my crotch"

"No,she glued your hand. What happened after that is on you."

bump

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Wednesday, October 30, 2013 10:58 AM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

Jayne: "You said you was gonna be gentle!"
Simon: "I said next time I wasn't going to be!"

Kaylee: "Wha?"
Book: "Uhh... it's best not to pass judgement too soon."

Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

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Wednesday, October 30, 2013 3:49 PM

There once was a man named Jayne,
who told the good Doc of his pain.
When Jayne started cryin',
the Doc said, "I'm not lyin',
but I'm gonna have fun finding a vein!"

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Wednesday, November 6, 2013 12:28 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Good stuff! Keep 'em comin' for a few more days, then voting time!

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, November 7, 2013 8:08 PM

Jayne) Please do not touch my dick

Simon) Fine then, I will not touch your dick

Kaylee) I looks like Simon will not touch his dick

Book) I'm glad that he is not going to touch his dick

Vote for most God awful caption EVER!

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Tuesday, November 12, 2013 4:07 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1141766&pollalign=
center

Curious, has Caption Tightpants finally been pulled up and buckled? Seems many of the regular submitters were awol this round. :(

BWAH!

TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Tuesday, November 12, 2013 5:30 PM

None of my brilliant captions are in the running but I voted anyway.

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Wednesday, November 13, 2013 10:03 AM

Quote:

Curious, has Caption Tightpants finally been pulled up and buckled? Seems many of the regular submitters were awol this round. :(

BWAH!
TCM

Could be there were only so many penis jokes we could come up with. And that might not be a bad thing. :)

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Wednesday, November 13, 2013 6:03 PM

Sean) None of whozit's captions have been nominated, so I'm going to shove this thing up your penis.

Adam) NO!

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Wednesday, November 13, 2013 9:35 PM

Guess there was still one left lol
I did enjoy your "seek medical attention" one

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Thursday, November 14, 2013 2:31 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by BookOnboardSystemCom:
Quote:

Curious, has Caption Tightpants finally been pulled up and buckled? Seems many of the regular submitters were awol this round. :(

BWAH!
TCM

Could be there were only so many penis jokes we could come up with. And that might not be a bad thing. :)

I reckon you have a point there, but then again, in the past people have been able to avoid the obvious, so I guess I was hoping for some of that.
*shrug*

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, November 14, 2013 10:45 AM

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I reckon you have a point there, but then again, in the past people have been able to avoid the obvious, so I guess I was hoping for some of that.
*shrug*

True, but with that pic it was hard... See it happened again.
It's always fun regardless. Thanks for keeping it alive for so long.

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Sunday, November 17, 2013 7:16 PM

Bump

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Thursday, November 21, 2013 1:35 AM