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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #55

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Tuesday, September 2, 2014 17:54
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Sunday, July 27, 2014 5:12 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


A little light on the voting this past week, but heavy on the humor! A great winning entry from RYCE! Welcome back to the winner's circle!



And now, direct from SDCC, and the Firefly Online announcement and teaser video, we bring you:


Matty Cobb, who spent a little too much time emulating his older brother while singing the Hero of Canton for his new wave cover band: Damp Lung

Okay, I'm trying too hard, but that's because I know you can do way better!
Have a go, Captioneers and Tightpantsers!

BWAH!
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Monday, July 28, 2014 5:50 PM

WHOZIT





I live in a dumpster.

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Monday, July 28, 2014 5:52 PM

WHOZIT






I stole this T-Shirt from a homeless guy.

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Monday, July 28, 2014 5:57 PM

WHOZIT






I'm reporting live from Denver, I've just lit a dube and ordered a pizza.

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Monday, July 28, 2014 5:59 PM

WHOZIT






We're getting the band back together, we sucked but we're doing it anyway.

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Monday, July 28, 2014 6:22 PM

WHOZIT







I'm reporting live from the parking garage at "Comic-Con" because they threw me out.

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Monday, July 28, 2014 9:22 PM

HEAIMSTOMISBEHAVE

No matter who it is, you can't stop the signal. Not even with a sword.




Mom, you can't smoke in the basement.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2014 12:21 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:



Casting Director OS: "Heads, you get the role. Tails, it goes to the other guy, uh, whats his name? Adam?"

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Tuesday, July 29, 2014 10:57 AM

MUTT999





"....and then I'm gonna live amongst the grizzlies, because they're our friends!"







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Tuesday, July 29, 2014 11:48 AM

MUTT999





"Actually, I'm bald. This is my ear hair."







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Tuesday, July 29, 2014 3:17 PM

THGRRI


If you where a hat like this, you to will wind up living in a van down by the river!











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Tuesday, July 29, 2014 5:43 PM

WHOZIT




LAPD confession tape #297530

I got this hat and T-Shirt at Goodwill. I like to wear stuff that belonged to dead people.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014 11:48 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by THGRRI:
If you where a hat like this, you to will wind up living in a van down by the river!



Gonna one-up you... ;)


Jaynespirational Speaker: If you walk down the street in a hat like this, you to will wind up living in a transport ship, flown by River!


(Yes, "Jaynespirational" is a word...now. At least I think it's a word in Canton...lots of Jayne worshippers there) ;)


BWAH!
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Thursday, July 31, 2014 9:33 AM

MUTT999








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Friday, August 1, 2014 10:42 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by MUTT999:








Shiny. :)

BWAH!
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Friday, August 1, 2014 6:49 PM

WHOZIT







This is the first caption game where we trash a fan, I'm going to post whozit's high school yearbook photo...it's really that bad.

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Monday, August 4, 2014 11:28 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mattie Cobb: Hey, bro, just thought I'd send you a wave. Momma got the money you sent, but she blew it all on boywhores, figure that'd make you proud.

BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, August 5, 2014 1:00 PM

MUTT999




Yup. I walked down the street and wasn't afraid of anything. Not till I saw my ex heading my way with a baseball bat.






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Tuesday, August 5, 2014 6:10 PM

WHOZIT






Denver News 12 at 6 p.m.

Dudes, wasup. Pot is still legal in Denver and pizza delivery drivers are getting $25 an hour. Coming up latter, there is still a state wide cookie shortage.


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Wednesday, August 6, 2014 10:24 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Professor Johnny McSquiggledoodle speaks on the historic significance of Jayne Cobb's contribution during the "Miranda Exposition" despite being the only one in the room. It would seem all the other con-goers are in their bunks with the local tasty...

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Saturday, August 9, 2014 10:33 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




*click* (from behind)

FOX PR Rep: At this time we are announcing that we are so. very. sorry. Sorry for canceling Firefly. In conjunction with this announcement we would like to make amends with Browncoats everywhere and we are releasing Firefly Online. Now if the gentleman behind me would kindly remove his gun barrel from my pi gu...

Nathan Fillion(OS): Apology accepted. *unclick*

BWAH!
TCM

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Monday, August 18, 2014 2:43 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


*bump*

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Thursday, August 21, 2014 8:07 PM

RYCE


Thanks all! TCM, I don't think I can top your responses to this one :-)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Thursday, August 21, 2014 8:16 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by Ryce:
Thanks all! TCM, I don't think I can top your responses to this one :-)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!



Thanks! But I'm not here to win, so give it your best because ultimately it comes down to fan voting! ;)


And to everybody, the only bad entry is a non-entry, or one that offends people in a bad way, or if you'd kill a man in a fair fight... :)

Okay, just a couple days left before voting! So let's get those entries in you've been holding on to! Now's the time to misbehave! :D


BWAH!
TCM

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Thursday, August 21, 2014 8:20 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Fanboy: And then Alan Tudyk groped me! Well...at least that's what I hear happened as I pretty much passed out when he said "Ni hao" to me, so really, yeah, he probably groped me...and I liked it.


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Monday, August 25, 2014 10:52 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1143379&pollalign=
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VOTING TIME!!! said no Alliance loyalist ever...


Did we mention it is
VOTING TIME?!!?

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BWAH!
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Saturday, August 30, 2014 5:44 PM

RYCE


*bump*

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, September 1, 2014 1:47 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


*more vote bumpage*

BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, September 2, 2014 5:54 PM

WHOZIT






Please stop bumping this thread, I just want it to go away.

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