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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #60

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Friday, February 20, 2015 10:25 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Soooo...um...normally if I win a round of Caption Tightpants, I'll defer to the next best vote getter. This time there was still a 3-way tie at that point. I really do hate casting tie-breaker votes, so I'm going to go with the voting, and as a first for this game, I am the winner. Thank you to those who voted, I'm genuinely humbled as I am always of the opinion y'all are funnier than I. Here's my entry, all dolled up...



And now on to a new round with everybody's favorite troubled couple!


Nathan: I'm still not talking to you...
Morena: *sigh* For the last time, Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool, not Malcolm Reynolds.

Okay, it is up to YOU, Tightpantsers, to do better! (and I know you will!)
Play now, play often! Enter as many times as you like, and even if you've never entered a caption before, do so now! The more the merrier! Invite your friends! Invite your enemies! Invite random strangers in a bar on some piece of crap moon!

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Saturday, February 21, 2015 1:30 PM

WHOZIT



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Saturday, February 21, 2015 1:32 PM

WHOZIT


Congrats caption game host




Nathan) What is my motivation in this scene?

Joss) How about quit taking Fridays off or I'll fire your ass, does that motivate ya?

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Sunday, February 22, 2015 12:44 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?



The I Dream of Jeannie reboot was not the hit Netflix had hoped for...

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Sunday, February 22, 2015 12:48 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
Congrats caption game host


Thanks, but it really is bitter-sweet victory, as I prefer one of y'all to win. I just like to play along with everyone else. Here's hoping for better voter turnout than Florida in a presidential election this time so there's no tie-breaker pressure. It's tough enough choosing the captions for voting.



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Monday, February 23, 2015 7:42 PM

WHOZIT







Nathan) What was that ugly furry thing that ran behind that crate?

Morena) The script girl.

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Tuesday, February 24, 2015 9:35 AM

MUTT999


Kudos TCM!





Inara: "Okay, so I used the last roll..SUE ME!"
Mal: "Hmph."






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Tuesday, February 24, 2015 7:00 PM

WHOZIT





Nathan) Let us know when you're done with your hair so we can film this scene.

Morena) Go stuff another sock in your pants.

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Wednesday, February 25, 2015 9:22 AM

MUTT999




Inara: "I can kill you with my brain. I can kill you...."
Mal: "I don't think so, Missy."






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Wednesday, February 25, 2015 6:02 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:
Kudos TCM!



Xie xie, Mutt!



Nathan: Fine, I won't have you on Castle then.
Morena: Fine, I won't let you in my castle then.
Nathan: Fine! Wait. What? You have a castl--no nevermind! Hmph!


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Thursday, February 26, 2015 4:14 PM

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Congrats fearless leader



Inara: GRRRR I said put your right foot in, then you take it out, then back in and shake it all about!

Mal: I just don't get how this makes me a better sword fighter.

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Thursday, February 26, 2015 5:13 PM

MUTT999




Inara: "..And if I do this, I look just like that actress on Gotham."
Mal: "Dream on."



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Friday, February 27, 2015 5:54 PM

WHOZIT






Nathan) Leonard Nimoy has died.

Morena) A sci-fi giant has left us.

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Friday, February 27, 2015 5:54 PM

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Friday, February 27, 2015 7:43 PM

RYCE


Gratz, TCM! That one made me snort my mudder's milk.


Inara: Run-tse duh fwotzoo, why are there horns growing out of your head?!?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, March 2, 2015 8:44 AM

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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:



Mal: I like your new white and gold dress over there.
Inara: It's blue and black!

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Tuesday, March 3, 2015 10:26 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Thank you, Ryce! Good one, Reaver!



Mal: But I don't wanna be the Princess!!!
Inara: My crown, I'm the Queen. Your choice, Princess, or Piss Boy.
Mal: *mumbling* Fine. I'm the Princess.

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Tuesday, March 3, 2015 5:44 PM

WHOZIT







In the lost episode titled "Sticky Buns", the crew breaks into a commercial bakery to steal special muffins that besides being very tasty, are also great ship fuel.

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Wednesday, March 4, 2015 11:21 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?



Mal: I rubbed the lamp, so I'm not leaving until I get my 3 wishes.
Inara: First off, it was a bong, not a lamp, and second? In your lowly, pathetic dreams...now out!

BWAH!
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Friday, March 6, 2015 10:06 AM

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Mal- Remember when you told Jayne, you'd start servicing crew when pigs fly? Well he just tossed one out the airlock.

Inara- What have I done.

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Friday, March 6, 2015 10:34 AM

MUTT999




Mal: "500 years and you STILL get migraines from Ben Affleck as Batman? Sheesh."







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Friday, March 6, 2015 11:32 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal: Why couldn't we have used your shuttle for this?
Inara: If I'm going to lower my standards, then I lower them all.


BWAH!
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Friday, March 6, 2015 5:25 PM

WHOZIT






Nathan checked to make sure no one was looking, then stole one of Morena's kidneys.

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Saturday, March 7, 2015 2:43 PM

WHOZIT






Nathan) What's that smell?

Morena) You pig, light a match.

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Monday, March 9, 2015 12:14 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


*bump*

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Tuesday, March 10, 2015 9:40 AM

MUTT999


Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
Nathan checked to make sure no one was looking, then stole one of Morena's kidneys.








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Tuesday, March 10, 2015 5:40 PM

WHOZIT







Nathan) A deli in town is going to name a sandwich after me.

Morena) I know, it's full of Ham.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2015 6:34 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"




Nathan:"I really am ruggedly handsome"
Inara:"I have got to take down that second mirror..."

CPT Magda R Martin
CO of Golf Co (Europe)
76th Independent Battalion

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Wednesday, March 11, 2015 6:02 PM

WHOZIT






Nathan) Would you like to donate to me and Alan's new web series?

Morena) Sure, can ya break a nickel?

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Friday, March 13, 2015 3:42 PM

RYCE


Morena: No, I'm too busy to be in your new show!
Nathan: Fine, Alan already asked Gina anyway.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, March 14, 2015 12:10 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


First off, kudos for the Con Man captions! Y'all beat me to the punch (line)
;)




Nathan: As good as your "Morena" costume is Alan, I am still not kissing you on this show.
Alan (as Morena): Soooo, there is kissing, just not on the show then?

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Monday, March 16, 2015 10:27 PM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Morena: Are you even listening to me?
Nathan: Yeah, but I gotta check my Indiegogo thing with Alan--holy go se!!
Morena: What? Is my tiara crooked again?
Nathan: Nothing *coughmilliondollarscough* nothing at all...


BWAH!
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Monday, March 16, 2015 10:46 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Keep those captions coming! Sometime this coming weekend I'll set up voting, and I'm sure you Tightpantsers are saving your best for last!

BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, March 17, 2015 9:22 AM

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Inara- Is that what I think it is?

Mal- Yep, terrifying space monkey poo.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2015 6:05 PM

WHOZIT





Mal) What was that?

Inara) Another piece fell off the ship.

Nathan) It may be recalled by GM...again.

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Wednesday, March 18, 2015 11:37 AM

MUTT999




Inara: "For God's sake, JUST TAKE THE YOGURT!"
Mal: ".....now I don't want it....."







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Friday, March 20, 2015 9:45 AM

WHOZIT





Nathan and Morena at Comic Con 2015

Nathan) I just took a wicked dump so you may want to wait awhile before using that unisex bathroom, now when we get out there in front of that crowd don't forget...this is all about me.

Morena) Today is Friday, isn't this one of your days off?

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Thursday, March 26, 2015 6:24 PM

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Nathan) I'm bumping this thread.

Morena) Whatever, Mr Whedon, I'm ready for my close up.

Nathan) He went to the track, we're being directed by that microphone stand.

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Thursday, March 26, 2015 7:52 PM

THGRRI






Nathan) There's this guy calls himself ValleyVet thinks he's me.

Morena) Why would he want to be you?

Nathan) Don't know, must be the hair.

Morena) Oh god, not with the hair again.


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Sunday, March 29, 2015 6:46 PM

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Monday, March 30, 2015 6:35 PM

WHOZIT





Nathan) I'm pissed at the sound man so I'm going to burn his ass with my heat vision.

Morena) I begged you to not eat those mushrooms.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2015 11:02 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


VOTING TIME!!!

Just in time for that mutant bunny to bring you technicolor eggs and candy. :P

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1144322&pollalign=
center

Remember, you get to vote for TWO captions!

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Thursday, April 2, 2015 6:03 PM

WHOZIT






Nathan) After whozit wins the caption contest we will dance naked under the full moon covered in the blood of our virgin sacrifice.

Morena) Huh?

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Monday, April 6, 2015 5:45 PM

WHOZIT





Joss) SPACESHIP!! SPACESHIP!! SPACESHIP!! EVERYTHING IS AWSOME!!

Nathan) How many times has Joss seen "The LEGO Movie"?

Morena) Dunno, a lot.

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Tuesday, April 7, 2015 5:48 PM

RYCE


Nathan: Captain Hammer is my BUMP
Morena: I can't even..

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, April 8, 2015 1:58 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Last chance to cast votes folks! Then I'll be declaring a winner and we'll be on to the next round! Remember: you get to vote for TWO captions! What other caption game lets you do that? ;)


BWAH!
TCM

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