CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #63 by TenthCrewMember

GM recalled all Mules because of sudden left turns...and they're junk.

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Thursday, May 28, 2015 7:19 PM

Funny, I didn't recall tornado in the forecast.

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Thursday, May 28, 2015 7:20 PM

Zoe!!! Avoid that giant skunk!!

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Friday, May 29, 2015 5:34 PM

If you look closely you can see that this is where River eats the bug.

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Friday, May 29, 2015 5:54 PM

Back seats are for 80's big hair, front seats for 21st Century.

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Friday, May 29, 2015 7:14 PM

RYCE

The Firefly actors practice the "Star Trek Shake" they learned from the TNG crew

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, May 29, 2015 7:56 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

V.O. Announcer: Everything was fine with the mule...until the wheels fell off.
River: A hovermule doesn't have wheels!
Jayne: Gorram moonbrain, who's she talkin' to?
Mal: It's not supposed to!
Jayne: Great, Cap'n's got moonbrainitis too now...
Zoe: No wheels explains why this go se is so hard to steer...HOLD ON!
Everyone but River: Whooooooaaaaah!
River (simultaneously): *vomits* Wheeeee!

(yeah, I overthought that one...lol)

BWAH!

TCM

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Friday, May 29, 2015 8:00 PM

This wasn't in the script, Joss did it just to be an asshole.

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Saturday, May 30, 2015 3:40 PM

Little did TCM know...there was nothing funny about this caption.

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Sunday, May 31, 2015 2:45 AM

Now this here is what happens when you've actually been treated to the finest in beverages that make you blind.

P.S. Been off the world for a spell, so I'm a little rusty! :) Shiny all y'all are still here!

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Sunday, May 31, 2015 4:00 PM

Meanwhile just outside of Fresno...

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Sunday, May 31, 2015 11:21 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

Little did TCM know...there was nothing funny about this caption.

Well played. ;)

BWAH!

TCM

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Sunday, May 31, 2015 11:23 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

Now this here is what happens when you've actually been treated to the finest in beverages that make you blind.

P.S. Been off the world for a spell, so I'm a little rusty! :) Shiny all y'all are still here!

Ni hao, Asarian! Glad to have you back...on the ship. ;)

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, June 2, 2015 11:17 AM

MUTT999

Danke schön, TCM!

Mal: "Turn.....down.....air.....conditioner!!"

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Tuesday, June 2, 2015 5:48 PM

Nathan, Gina, Summer and Adam ride "The Barf Chucker" at Six Flags over Fresno.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2015 2:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:

Mal: "Turn.....down.....air.....conditioner!!"

LOL. I'm beginning to recall who the good Captioneers were! XD

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Wednesday, June 3, 2015 2:46 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

Jayne: "This IMAX movie's really intense!"

Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

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Thursday, June 4, 2015 9:18 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Congrats Mutt

Mal- I…told you…you…can’t…hokey pokey…in a mule

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Thursday, June 4, 2015 4:01 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Firefly Amusement Center was closed the following day, after beating the fatality rate of Jurassic Park.

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Thursday, June 4, 2015 5:50 PM

n/m; this was one kinda lame; withdrawn.

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Thursday, June 4, 2015 6:02 PM

Okay, 1 last one for the road. :)

Nothing quite prepares you for the Reavers mating ritual!
(RIVER: Should I be even seeing this!?)

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Thursday, June 4, 2015 7:16 PM

20th Century Fox Studio Discount Tour

Pilot) If you look to your right you can see where they filmed M*A*S*H

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Friday, June 5, 2015 12:31 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
n/m; this was one kinda lame; withdrawn.

Aww, sometimes those are the best kind. ;)

BWAH!

TCM

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Friday, June 5, 2015 12:33 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

The new NASA g-Test facility was toured by the cast of Serenity and when asked what they thought of it, they all agreed it was a "toss up"...

BWAH!

TCM

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Friday, June 5, 2015 4:37 PM

Not just Jayne was shocked to learn what exactly *does* go on under the Shepherd's skirts.

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Saturday, June 6, 2015 3:17 PM

It is really pungent when Jabba The Hut breaks wind.

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Monday, June 8, 2015 10:05 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Thread bumps make hovermule rides a mite unpredictable...

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, June 11, 2015 10:04 AM

MUTT999

The crew gets mooned by Melissa McCarthy.

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Thursday, June 11, 2015 10:51 PM

NARRATOR: (Friday matinee) "The crew watching yet another wacky story with rib cages in them that Wash wasn't privy to."

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Saturday, June 13, 2015 5:33 PM