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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #64

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Friday, June 12, 2015 5:09 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


What better way to welcome back a long time Browncoat and Tightpantser than with a well-deserved victory!!



Congrats, Asarian! That's some good stuff there! But not the only good stuff! Here's this round's Honorable Mention...with a little add-in...



Yep, a little narcissism works for me! ;) Congrats, Whozit! There's your shiny effort up in lights! Thank my ego for that one! :D

Now on to the next round. They're young, they're tiny, but they're still Simon and River Tam...tiny Tams! Have at it, Captioneers!


River: Here's how you can re-open your Reaver porn files, Simon... *bloop*
Simon: Reaver dowhubbaboutwho?!!?

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Friday, June 12, 2015 9:28 PM

RYCE


River: Sign here and here. Initial here, here and here. Thumbprint here, blood smear there. Thank you. All your base are belong to us.

OR

River *whispers*: The cake is a lie!

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Friday, June 12, 2015 9:41 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
What better way to welcome back a long time Browncoat and Tightpantser than with a well-deserved victory!!

Congrats, Asarian! That's some good stuff there! But not the only good stuff!



Shiny. Thank you for the welcome, and the win, of course. :P



YOUNG SIMON: "What piece of fei-oo you say we will we be flying in the future!?! You're not psychic, River."
YOUNG RIVER: "I'm pointing right at it."

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Friday, June 12, 2015 9:53 PM

ASARIAN


And now for a bit of innocent Spaceballs humor. :)



YOUNG RIVER: "There's been a new breakthrough in Captioneering!"
YOUNG SIMON: "There has?!"
YOUNG RIVER: "Yes! Instant Captions. They're out before the competition even started!
YOUNG SIMON: "Nah."
YOUNG RIVER: "There it is! 'Aim to Misbehave #64'!"

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Friday, June 12, 2015 10:06 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Ryce:

River *whispers*: The cake is a lie!



LOL, that brings back GLaD memories! :) Building on this a bit (not for entry, of course, but just for fun):

YOUNG SIMON: "The cake is a lie."
YOUNG RIVER: "No, 'The cake is a lie.' is a lie. See here? There really *was* cake.

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Saturday, June 13, 2015 4:53 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN



RIVER: Remember how communications from Miranda stopped and the Alliance covered it up the past year? This is the reason for the war, and the heroic survivors will join with you and me afterwards to expose this lie - that is our destiny.

SIMON: Your psychic games are not always funny, little sister.

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Sunday, June 14, 2015 12:26 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




River: Merge the two color bombs! There! Over Serenity Valley!
Simon: Go play your own game of Independent Crush!

BWAH!
TCM

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Sunday, June 14, 2015 12:37 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




River: She's pretty, why don't you message her?
Simon: Don't rutting tell me what to gorram do!


BWAH!
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Sunday, June 14, 2015 12:49 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




River: Firefly Online?! Let me play too! *bleep*
*sounds of crashing and explosions*
Simon: *glare*



BWAH!
TCM

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Sunday, June 14, 2015 12:52 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:


River: Firefly Online?! Let me play too! *bleep*
*sounds of crashing and explosions*
Simon: *glare*




^^ Love it! :)

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Sunday, June 14, 2015 10:01 PM

ASARIAN




Simon: And what did I tell you about my new touchscreen?
River: Not to touch it?! :P
Simon: [sighs] Nevermind, I see your point.

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Sunday, June 14, 2015 10:43 PM

ASARIAN


This round is actually pretty diificult, LOL.



Simon: This game is just impossible!
River: *points to explanatory image* Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

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Monday, June 15, 2015 5:58 PM

WHOZIT





River: What are you reading?

Simon: TMZ, It's a story about Caitlin Jenner at the beach.

River: WHAT! He or she has to be over 500 years old!?

Simon: She's 97% plastic.

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Tuesday, June 16, 2015 10:17 AM

MUTT999


Gratz to ASARIAN!






River: "And if you push this, dad's car explod.....oops!"









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Tuesday, June 16, 2015 4:29 PM

ASARIAN




Simon: The math is incredibly complex here, River.
River: Just a FYI, they put the correct answers in small print, upside down, next to the test, see!?

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Tuesday, June 16, 2015 6:07 PM

WHOZIT





River: That's a horse, that's a fish, that's mans attempt to find his soul in a void that was made in his own mind.

Simon: Huh?

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Tuesday, June 16, 2015 8:18 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:



River: That's a horse, that's a fish, that's mans attempt to find his soul in a void that was made in his own mind.

Simon: Huh?



Nice one! :) Very Riveresque.

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Wednesday, June 17, 2015 11:27 AM

MUTT999




River: "The Ouija tablet says her name will be Kaylee, and if you don't jump on it right away you'll have to wait till the movie."
Simon: ???






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Wednesday, June 17, 2015 7:39 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by MUTT999:


River: "The Ouija tablet says her name will be Kaylee, and if you don't jump on it right away you'll have to wait till the movie."
Simon: ???



^^ Very, very good! :)

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Thursday, June 18, 2015 12:40 PM

MUTT999




Holy crap! Just noticed this! LOL!!





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Thursday, June 18, 2015 1:52 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by MUTT999:


Holy crap! Just noticed this! LOL!!






I'm so subtle. ;)

BWAH!
TCM

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Thursday, June 18, 2015 6:10 PM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:

Originally posted by MUTT999:


Holy crap! Just noticed this! LOL!!






I'm so subtle. ;)

BWAH!
TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/



Oh that's TCM, I thought that was a Reaver that jumped on the mule.

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Thursday, June 18, 2015 10:33 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:

Originally posted by MUTT999:


Holy crap! Just noticed this! LOL!!






I'm so subtle. ;)

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/]

Oh that's TCM, I thought that was a Reaver that jumped on the mule.



It is!

BWAH!
TCM

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Friday, June 19, 2015 3:12 PM

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Simon- Why did you swipe right? Shes a mechanic

River- Trust me

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Friday, June 19, 2015 7:00 PM

RYCE


River: Why is The Real Housewives of Osiris in your Netflix queue?
Simon: Tuwubawhoo?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, June 22, 2015 11:32 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


:D :D :D :D

Some seriously great captions this round! It's gonna be tough to choose!
Keep 'em comin' though! A few more days and I'll pick a winner. :)



BWAH!
TCM

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Monday, June 22, 2015 6:12 PM

WHOZIT






River: Which one do I press to vote for whozit's caption?

Simon: There's no more voting, TCM is picking the captions now.

River: Really? Isn't TCM at the Betty Ford Clinic for his nasal spray addiction?

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Tuesday, June 23, 2015 12:43 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:




River: Which one do I press to vote for whozit's caption?

Simon: There's no more voting, TCM is picking the captions now.

River: Really? Isn't TCM at the Betty Ford Clinic for his nasal spray addiction?



If only you knew my aversions to nasal sprays ;) Funny though!

River: When you grow up, you're going to be a criminal mastermind.
Simon: No, I'm not.
River: Yep! And there's an app for that, riiiggght...here! *bleep*

BWAH!
TCM

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Wednesday, June 24, 2015 9:33 AM

RYCE


Simon: He'll give me a dedicated sourcebox, but only if I become a brilliant doctor? What kind of a trade is that? I'll show him...
River: You should think about growing a big black mustache. We're traditionalists. Mom's credit info begins with a 5.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, June 24, 2015 2:22 PM

MUTT999




River: "Wanna see where the space monkey bit me?"


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Wednesday, June 24, 2015 7:24 PM

WHOZIT





Simon: What are you doing?

River: Donating money to "Con Man"

Simon: They're just going to blow it all on booze and hookers then come begging for more.

River: Yea well if I donate enough money they'll list me as producer, they'll put my name in the credits and I can visit the set.

Simon: DID YOU HEAR ME!? BOOZE AND HOOKERS!

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Wednesday, June 24, 2015 10:21 PM

THGRRI






Miranda


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Thursday, June 25, 2015 7:20 PM

WHOZIT






River: What are you watching?

Simon: The movie trailer for "Ant-Man", the stupidest superhero ever.

River: You going to see it when it comes out?

Simon: Fer sure! Everyone will.

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Friday, June 26, 2015 8:02 AM

ASARIAN




SIMON: He's performing a 'mammography,' River; yes, that's 'boob,' but that's not a word you should ever use.

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Friday, June 26, 2015 10:55 AM

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Simon- I never knew that

River- It's true. Kanye West also had a sex change when he was in his 60's. Here she is Kee Kee West.



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Friday, June 26, 2015 10:59 AM

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River- Why are the lights off?

Simon- I spent all our money on the iPad 653.

River- Only 16 GB? What a rip off.


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Friday, June 26, 2015 1:16 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Ai ya! Ta me de!

So many good entries! I've got hard decisions to make, captainy things to do, but gorrammit! There will be a winner and honorable mention today!

:D

BWAH!
TCM

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Friday, June 26, 2015 1:23 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


If I were to do a "best of the rest" or something, this would be the third place, for Spaceballs is one of my most favorite parodies ever...and now it has been parodied in my game...parodyception. :D

Quote:

Originally posted by asarian:
And now for a bit of innocent Spaceballs humor. :)



YOUNG RIVER: "There's been a new breakthrough in Captioneering!"
YOUNG SIMON: "There has?!"
YOUNG RIVER: "Yes! Instant Captions. They're out before the competition even started!
YOUNG SIMON: "Nah."
YOUNG RIVER: "There it is! 'Aim to Misbehave #64'!"



BWAH!
TCM

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