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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #66

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Wednesday, July 15, 2015 8:09 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


XIE XIE, TIGHTPANTSERS! There were so many good captions last round it took me forever to decide! I laughed, I groaned, I think I even winced at this weeks winner! It is so wrong it is right! Say congrats to MUTT999 for another great winning entry! And also to RYCE for a worthy honorable mention I laughed so very hard at! Great job everyone!





Now for this week, I've done something new, and extra challenging. I did a little photoshop work to combine Firefly with Pluto! Firepluto!!! Err...or something. Anyway, as a tribute to another great achievement in space exploration, give this shot your best shot!



Mal: See, Jayne? It's big enough to be a planet.
Jayne: Looked smaller when I couldn't see it.

Okay, well that's my weak tea kickoff, have at Captioneers! Show your Firefly love and Pluto pride!

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Thursday, July 16, 2015 10:54 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


Congrats Mutt & Rice. Cool pic TCM


Jayne- Tell Wash we found the the crappy moon where he's the hero



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Thursday, July 16, 2015 10:55 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


And a little more Wash humor


Wash- Can we stop? That's where I was a fry cook. I think they are still holding my last check

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Thursday, July 16, 2015 10:59 AM

MUTT999


HEY! HEY! HEY! (thanks)




Jayne: "Ariel?"
Wash: "No, Pluto."
Jayne: "Looks kinda goofy to me."






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Thursday, July 16, 2015 11:22 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Announcer Voice: I left my heart on Pluto...and 13 more of Jayne Cobb's greatest hits! Wave us now and we'll throw in a cunning hat for free! This is a limited time offer and they're go--
Mal: Jayne!
Jayne: --ing...fast...yeah Mal?
Mal: Just *holds up his hand* don't.



BWAH!
TCM

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Thursday, July 16, 2015 4:00 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


And another Wash one



Mal- Doesn't our shadow seem a little large on the surface?

Wash- That's because we're crashing.

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Thursday, July 16, 2015 7:28 PM

WHOZIT





Joss: Is this a great shot or what!

Tim: You pulled me out of the bar for this?

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Thursday, July 16, 2015 7:36 PM

WHOZIT





Captain: That moon is called Gorn.

Kaylee: It's so cute! Lets blow it up!

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Friday, July 17, 2015 9:41 AM

MUTT999



Wash: "Sorry Mal, but AAA says it'll be nine years before they even get close to us."







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Friday, July 17, 2015 11:51 AM

MUTT999




Mal: "Finally. A place we can't see Jan from Toyota."









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Friday, July 17, 2015 5:39 PM

WHOZIT






While traveling thru Reaver space to Miranda, the crew stops on a tiny moon to take a dump.

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Friday, July 17, 2015 5:59 PM

WHOZIT




Serenity 2: The LEGO Movie

SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP!

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Friday, July 17, 2015 6:22 PM

WHOZIT





Wash: That moon isn't on any maps, WE'RE LOST IN SPACE!

Captain: No we're not!

Dr Smith: Oh yes you are.

Captain: Where the fuck did you come from!

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Saturday, July 18, 2015 8:13 PM

WHOZIT





Wash: You're gonna need a bigger boat.

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Monday, July 20, 2015 6:03 PM

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Jayne: Let us moon them. Let's moon them? Let's get ready to mooooooon theeeem!

Mal; Wash, get us outta here so he'll stop.

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Tuesday, July 21, 2015 3:53 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Jayne: I say we blow a new crater in this moon.
Wash: This is a transport ship, it's got no guns.
Jayne: Well...I could get naked?
Rest of the Crew (in unison): NO!!

BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, July 21, 2015 4:09 PM

MUTT999




Jayne: "Let's stop. Maybe there's a Chipotle down there."
Mal: "Jayne, it's a rock."
Jayne: "Okay. Then maybe a Denny's...."







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Tuesday, July 21, 2015 6:04 PM

WHOZIT





Wash: What is this place?

Captain: This is where TCM finds all those captions.

Wash: It should be destroyed.

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Wednesday, July 22, 2015 4:07 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:



Wash: What is this place?

Captain: This is where TCM finds all those captions.

Wash: It should be destroyed.



I have mixed feelings about this one. ;)

BWAH!
TCM

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Wednesday, July 22, 2015 7:49 PM

WHOZIT






Captain: Why are we here?

Wash: I bought this moon, I'm going to build a house by the lake.

Captain: What lake?

Wash: I bought a boat.

Captain: WHAT LAKE!

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Friday, July 24, 2015 3:35 PM

RYCE


Jayne: That's no moon. That's a dwarf planet.
Kaylee: Oh, come on, Jayne, it's a planet, a real planet! It's got craters and mountains and even a plain that looks like a heart!
Jayne: Can you stop her from bein' so cheerful?
Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful


Thanks for the Mention!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, July 24, 2015 5:38 PM

WHOZIT





River: We shall call this "Moon Base Testicle" and cover it with cheese.

Captain: Tam! Get your wackjob sister off my bridge!

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Saturday, July 25, 2015 8:13 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal: Wash, set us down on that moon.
Wash: That's no moon, that's a space sta--wait...yeah, it's just a moon.


BWAH!
TCM

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Wednesday, July 29, 2015 10:20 AM

MUTT999




THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR ON FIREFLY. #13:

Inara: "Mal, for the next 5 minutes you can do anything you want to me."
Mal: "Wait. I'm trying to find that gorram heart everyone's talking about."
Inara: "But....."
Mal: "Shush.."









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Wednesday, July 29, 2015 1:09 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




V.O.: THE BLACK. THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE TRANSPORT SERENITY. ITS NOT-QUITE-ONE-YEAR MISSION--
Nathan: Not shiny, Alan. Not shiny at all.
Alan: Sorry.


BWAH!
TCM

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Monday, August 3, 2015 1:56 PM

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Mal: So we're stuck in orbit till TCM picks a winner?

Jayne: Let's moon him

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Monday, August 3, 2015 7:33 PM

WHOZIT





Mal: This moon had the best places to eat in the Verse, then disaster stuck. Now look at it.

Wash: Reavers?

Mal: Diarrhea

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Monday, August 3, 2015 7:48 PM

WHOZIT





Wash: That moon is called "Con Man", when you throw a lot of money at it, it'll say something funny.

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Tuesday, August 4, 2015 7:42 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM:



Mal: So we're stuck in orbit till TCM picks a winner?

Jayne: Let's moon him



HA HA. ;)

But seriously, tomorrow, winner(s) and new round! Get those captions in today!


BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Thursday, August 6, 2015 9:02 PM

RYCE


Pluto: The honor you do me with all these shiny captions flatters my...my honor

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, August 7, 2015 9:18 AM

MUTT999


Quote:

Originally posted by Ryce:
Pluto: The honor you do me with all these shiny captions flatters my...my honor



Perfect!!






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Friday, August 7, 2015 8:39 PM

RYCE


*blushes* thanks!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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