CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #66 by TenthCrewMember

Congrats Mutt & Rice. Cool pic TCM

Jayne- Tell Wash we found the the crappy moon where he's the hero

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Thursday, July 16, 2015 10:55 AM

And a little more Wash humor

Wash- Can we stop? That's where I was a fry cook. I think they are still holding my last check

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Thursday, July 16, 2015 10:59 AM

HEY! HEY! HEY! (thanks)

Jayne: "Ariel?"
Wash: "No, Pluto."
Jayne: "Looks kinda goofy to me."

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Thursday, July 16, 2015 11:22 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Announcer Voice: I left my heart on Pluto...and 13 more of Jayne Cobb's greatest hits! Wave us now and we'll throw in a cunning hat for free! This is a limited time offer and they're go--
Mal: Jayne!
Jayne: --ing...fast...yeah Mal?
Mal: Just *holds up his hand* don't.

BWAH!

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Thursday, July 16, 2015 4:00 PM

And another Wash one

Mal- Doesn't our shadow seem a little large on the surface?

Wash- That's because we're crashing.

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Thursday, July 16, 2015 7:28 PM

Joss: Is this a great shot or what!

Tim: You pulled me out of the bar for this?

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Thursday, July 16, 2015 7:36 PM

Captain: That moon is called Gorn.

Kaylee: It's so cute! Lets blow it up!

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Friday, July 17, 2015 9:41 AM

Wash: "Sorry Mal, but AAA says it'll be nine years before they even get close to us."

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Friday, July 17, 2015 11:51 AM

Mal: "Finally. A place we can't see Jan from Toyota."

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Friday, July 17, 2015 5:39 PM

While traveling thru Reaver space to Miranda, the crew stops on a tiny moon to take a dump.

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Friday, July 17, 2015 5:59 PM

Serenity 2: The LEGO Movie

SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP!

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Friday, July 17, 2015 6:22 PM

Wash: That moon isn't on any maps, WE'RE LOST IN SPACE!

Captain: No we're not!

Dr Smith: Oh yes you are.

Captain: Where the fuck did you come from!

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Saturday, July 18, 2015 8:13 PM

Wash: You're gonna need a bigger boat.

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Monday, July 20, 2015 6:03 PM

Jayne: Let us moon them. Let's moon them? Let's get ready to mooooooon theeeem!

Mal; Wash, get us outta here so he'll stop.

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Tuesday, July 21, 2015 3:53 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne: I say we blow a new crater in this moon.
Wash: This is a transport ship, it's got no guns.
Jayne: Well...I could get naked?
Rest of the Crew (in unison): NO!!

BWAH!

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Tuesday, July 21, 2015 4:09 PM

Jayne: "Let's stop. Maybe there's a Chipotle down there."
Mal: "Jayne, it's a rock."
Jayne: "Okay. Then maybe a Denny's...."

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Tuesday, July 21, 2015 6:04 PM

Wash: What is this place?

Captain: This is where TCM finds all those captions.

Wash: It should be destroyed.

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Wednesday, July 22, 2015 4:07 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

Wash: What is this place?

Captain: This is where TCM finds all those captions.

Wash: It should be destroyed.

I have mixed feelings about this one. ;)

BWAH!

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Wednesday, July 22, 2015 7:49 PM

Captain: Why are we here?

Wash: I bought this moon, I'm going to build a house by the lake.

Captain: What lake?

Wash: I bought a boat.

Captain: WHAT LAKE!

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Friday, July 24, 2015 3:35 PM

RYCE

Jayne: That's no moon. That's a dwarf planet.
Kaylee: Oh, come on, Jayne, it's a planet, a real planet! It's got craters and mountains and even a plain that looks like a heart!
Jayne: Can you stop her from bein' so cheerful?
Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful

Thanks for the Mention!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, July 24, 2015 5:38 PM

River: We shall call this "Moon Base Testicle" and cover it with cheese.

Captain: Tam! Get your wackjob sister off my bridge!

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Saturday, July 25, 2015 8:13 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: Wash, set us down on that moon.
Wash: That's no moon, that's a space sta--wait...yeah, it's just a moon.

BWAH!

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Wednesday, July 29, 2015 10:20 AM

THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR ON FIREFLY. #13:

Inara: "Mal, for the next 5 minutes you can do anything you want to me."
Mal: "Wait. I'm trying to find that gorram heart everyone's talking about."
Inara: "But....."
Mal: "Shush.."

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Wednesday, July 29, 2015 1:09 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

V.O.: THE BLACK. THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE TRANSPORT SERENITY. ITS NOT-QUITE-ONE-YEAR MISSION--
Nathan: Not shiny, Alan. Not shiny at all.
Alan: Sorry.

BWAH!

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Monday, August 3, 2015 1:56 PM

Mal: So we're stuck in orbit till TCM picks a winner?

Jayne: Let's moon him

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Monday, August 3, 2015 7:33 PM

Mal: This moon had the best places to eat in the Verse, then disaster stuck. Now look at it.

Wash: Reavers?

Mal: Diarrhea

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Monday, August 3, 2015 7:48 PM

Wash: That moon is called "Con Man", when you throw a lot of money at it, it'll say something funny.

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Tuesday, August 4, 2015 7:42 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM:

Mal: So we're stuck in orbit till TCM picks a winner?

Jayne: Let's moon him

HA HA. ;)

But seriously, tomorrow, winner(s) and new round! Get those captions in today!

BWAH!

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Thursday, August 6, 2015 9:02 PM

RYCE

Pluto: The honor you do me with all these shiny captions flatters my...my honor

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, August 7, 2015 9:18 AM